/bleep/

how you guys liking the new releases on lobster theremin?

what types of posters are "pardners" and "chavs" meant to represent?

pardners are non club going americans posting non-bleep related "intellectual" electronic music?

and chavs are club going, drug taking brits that only care about what "bangs" in a club environment?

surely /bleep/ is meant to be for the chavs then?

>>53347436
tl:dr - muh clubs

>>53347436
>and even more importantly homegrown ones, to take over and destroy any semblence of a cohesive community
i agree tbh, the OG posters seem to shitpost more than the newfigs, it's like pissing on your own living room carpet

we got a nice thing going with plug dj. Would be nice to see more people hop in but I'm also afraid of nextlevel shitposting like these threads have been the last few weeks

Any man wanna plug tn?

>>53347508
Obviously the origin is brits and yanks, but you're missing the point; it's about the unnecessary stereotyping of each by the other. Originally /bleep/ shared a common identity largely defined by not being /mu/, whereas we've polarised ourselves to fall into two broad camps that pretend to share nothing in common .

Who is the best DJ you've seen live this year?
Where was it?
How was the club?

in a way it's inevitable because dance music has always been really tribal

i was just talking to a mate about the old Oscillate vs House Of God days in Bham and it was the same shit then, only it was people talking shit and not posting it

thing is club music's always been a ton of competing scenes and if these threads sometimes highlight those differences that doesn't mean it has to tip over into shitposting

should i buy a juno 1 or FM8

>>53347468
Have you heard the private press release from last year?http://www.discogs.com/DJ-Route-8-Cruising/release/6023797

>>53347632
>murlo
>dance tunnel
>it's my fave club in london. been there ~30 times and never had a bad night

>>53347632
ben ufo
dance tunnel
small dark room and a huge sound system, doesn't get any better

>>53347662
nah, ill have to check it out

>>53347632
>Who is the best DJ you've seen live this year?
I haven't been to a single club night this year.

I might be going out on Friday, it's really been too long.

>>53347468

loved this one by Reflec, didn't hear the Ozel AB yet

>reflec - untitled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkHhYsqyak8

this upcoming release sounds really great too

https://clone.nl/item34192.html

>>53347632
>Who is the best DJ you've seen live this year?
Hessle boys b2b
>Where was it?
Marble Factory, Bristol
>How was the club?
Decent venue, makes sense to split up Motion the way they did

>>53347578
i'll def be on later

>>53347712
i was about to listen to the reflec. ozel ab is really nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOdNX0yUc-E

>>53347670
>been there ~30 times
Do you greet the regulars?

>>53347652
please respond
anyone here have experience with either?

>>53347779
yeah, i'm quite friendly with a lot of the staff/bouncers/regulars now

>>53347652
FM8
Skrillex approverd

>>53347649
>if these threads sometimes highlight those differences that doesn't mean it has to tip over into shitposting
some people take it a bit too far. look how ballachingly sore people like ADTBG gets, then when he tries to return the banter it's just seems obsessive and not in any way funny
s/t has decent balance, and so did tensnake, bless his heart

>>53347652
juno !

>>53347841
yeah it's kind of out of place i think, to get that angry on the 4chins

it's only a tahitian greetings card mailing list, no need to get all territorial

>>53347916
>tahitian greetings card mailing list
This joke stopped being funny in 2013.

No plug?

I'm trying to find more music like this, i.e. amateurish hard house influenced bangers that make you want to put on a tracksuit and do stupid shit with your boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLMU_84BLLM

>>53348357
bump

>>53348446
I dunno, this kinda fits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCYcHz2k5x0

get in lads

plug.dj/bleepheads
plug.dj/bleepheads
plug.dj/bleepheads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy1xg4BxuoA
All rise for the /bleep/ national anthem.

>>53348446
yat yat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKvC1jp8Z9g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_la79uXLc

>>53348761
This is perfect.

>>53347632
>Robert Hood
NYE still counts right ?
>a abandon silo

>One of the better location in my city, that and the abondon factory next to it.

realy enjoyed my self was also a 10/10 lineup
The wizard is a beast.

yo clubbers how much you spend on a average clubnight

>entrance price 10-15 eu
15 is a special price
> locker 2eu
>toilet 2 eu for the whole day

and thats it maby like another 5-10 euro for drinks.

>>53349019
I spent like 170€ a week ago but it was a special occasion.
Usually it's more like 40-50€ per night out.

>>53349019
I usually blow around a hundred a night.
It's not as bad as it sounds.

>>53349019
>>53349211
>>53349342

>hey anon you're cute. Wanna buy me a Cosmopolitan?

>>53349480
No, get some taste you stupid cunt.

>>53349019
probably like
£6 on pre drinks
£4 on taxis
£8 on entry
£10 on drinks inside
then if im dropping thats £15 for 2 pills, what i normally get

so like £30 on a standard night, £45-50 on a big one

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>>53349806

>b-but anon I thought we had a real connection when you were grinding me during that Villalobos tune

>>53349019
if im getting drunk probably around $300

if i'm on it probably around $70

this is sydney, aus prices so $300 is $40 bottle of spirits, $20 club entry, $180 drinks, $60 taxi home

if i'm on it probably $50 for pills, $20 entry, end up catching a bus home for shit all

>>53349843
lol

>>53349480
Bitch I'm sober and you're mediocre, how about you buy me a drink and we'll see where that lands us.

>>53349843
>around $300
Australia, ladies and gentlemen

>>53349480
Why are you talking to me, who do you think you are?

>>53349865
>>53349843

also if im drunk / didnt end up with proper mdma ill probably end up in a casino at like 6am

>>53349914
>going to a casino after a club

you're doing it wrong fam

>>53349914
>>53349843
>>53349905

not an uncommon occurrence to spend more then that if drinks are involved tbh. im personally quite stingy with buying rounds for the boys/girls so..

>>53349926
>sydney
lockout laws, cant get into clubs after 1 or some shit and cant buy drinks after 3
+ most places start kicking people out at 4- 5.
Casino is open 24/7. if im speeding i may as well go to a casino instead of going home and cleaning

So, what do you guys do after you come home after a club night?

>>53350000
how much does, let's say, a single vodka & coke cost in a standard venue

>>53350099

shitpost on /bleep/ ; )

>>53350099
if its been a night involving drugs then it depends on how late it is, but it always involves someone's house. if its before like 5am when we get back then i might take some more. then eventually the weed & laughing gas comes out. just chill and chat shit until we get really tired, bedtime around 8-9am

>>53350114
That's what I do after showering and getting more drinks ready, really.

this thread is hilarious

>>53350152
>>53350152
Welcome to /bleep/, now shitpost about UK Garbage, blog about clubbing or get the fuck out.

>>53349019
got a travel card for work anyway
£10 entry
£5 for a double stacked pill online
50p for a pack of chewing gum
tap water is free
tie my hoodie round my waist so i don't have to bother with the cloak room
£8.70 for drinks beforehand

so £24.20 on average
if i was broke i'd just drop the alcohol before

>>53350099
if i'm still feeling up, go back to a m8s house and smoke week, have another tin or two, maybe some nos and go to sleep

if i'm pretty much down, i'll just jump on the bus/tube, put some headphones on, listen to some nice chilled tunes, get home, drink some orange juice, pop and etizolam and go to sleep

>>53350152
why? because it discusses clubbing? what's wrong with that?

>>53350165
it's mad how facebook it is

>>53350104
$7 bruv
like $5 - 6 for the cheapest beer unless you're into buying tinnies in the club

>>53350226
nothing but the weirdly competitive but conformist way it's happening is funny to me

>>53350228
Welcome to /bleep/, enjoy your stay.
Please do try to lurk before posting.

>>53350263
>the weirdly competitive but conformist way
Well, yes. That's how this entire website works after all.
You're usually too self-absorbed to notice, though.

>>53350282
yeah i guess
i thought bleep might turn out to be immune, false hopes

Less meta shitposting, more UK Garbage shitposting, please.

Why do you hate this tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAWIeKAWoo

>>53350246
then please explain how the fuck you spend $180 on drinks

any plug guys in?

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>>53350314

cheesy as fuck, sounds like vidya OST. Not that bleep should be /beardstroking/, but I still don't get why people cream over Burial so much. He made 1 decent album, 1 great album and a bunch of mediocre shit afterwards (with some good stuff here and there)

This one is laughably corny

>inb4 "that's the point u just don't get it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alAi89U893s

someone explain this

>>53350365
The cheesiness is actually part of the appeal of Burial.
The point is that it has this sorta rave nostalgia thing going on.

>>53350320
>go with friends
>buy a few rounds of not the cheapest drink
>realize the next day that you are poor

>>53350388

well even as an intentional throwback, I find it mediocre

>opinions

>>53350314
this is actually fucking terrible.

i thought it was a joke at first but then i releaised it wasnt april 1st.

burial can go suck a fat dick. what a mug

>>53350389
or you could just do what me and my friends do and just buy your own drinks lol

>>53350422
You should also say something about how UK Garage is the worst thing that ever happened to music.

>>53350432
uk garage is 70% shit.

on a very serious note.

>>53350314
i must be the only person who likes this

>>53350432

well tbh UKG is pretty much dead, and even when it was "alive" it was just a mediocre copy of murican garage house

>>53350426
pain in the ass returning to the bar at 2am, rather buy them a few rounds and have them running back and forth after the music gets good

>>53350457
>tfw bass music is also dead now
hessle audio puts out just straight up house and techno now lol

>>53350457
ukg is coming back big m8. dunno what ur on about

are there any new genres?

>>53350502

suuuuuuure. Just like jungle was gonna come back in 2014 ; )

why the fuck are all u lot in these threads buying drinks at clubs?

either take drugs
or
have a couple of drinks b4 hand and then just stay out in willpower

people trying to get more drunk whilst inside a club is so weird. like, why? just listen to the music

>>53350526
sometiems u get there 2 early for the good music so u have 2 drink the pain away

>>53350526

>going to a club and only spending bare minimum $$
>club later closes down because it can't afford the rent/license thanks to people like you

maximum_merchant.jpeg

>>53350547
yeah, i might have a drink or two if i get there while things are still warming up, just as something to do, but drinking all night seems weird

>>53350560
it's not that, it's just constantly leaving the dance floor to go and wait to get served again and again seems like a real drag

>>53347436
Arent these threads just chav circlejerks?

it's like raving never happened

you kids don't know you're born i swear

>>53350600
>it's not that, it's just constantly leaving the dance floor to go and wait to get served again and again seems like a real drag

it is

>>53350600

wow what a fucking drag m8

like, you know clubs make most of their $$ on drinks right?

don't be a jew, buy at least one drink

>>53350621
why do it? just to keep the club in business?

idk, i suppose it's just because here in london no one drinks to get drunk in clubs. people just take w/ever and maybe have a beer or two

there's nothing anyone hates more than a drunk person in a club

people stumbling around? drunk
taking up huge spaces to take group shots with their friends with the flash going of? drunk
a fight breaks out? they're always drunk
throwing stuff around? drunk

it's just the worst club for clubbing and i hate seeing people inside too fucked up on it

>>53350693
yeah, i normally do, just while i'm coming up or w/ever. i just think it's weird that people in these threads are drinking to get properly drunk

it's gone quiet, the absolut online marketing guys are having a crisis meeting

>>53350099
depends

if i go home "rarely" ill drink some tea, shitpost on bleep a bit

and take a shower

but most of the time we will have a after at a friends home, get some beer when the store opens (8-9 AM) and we if i we used drugs keep going on have some No2 extra pill / dip of mdma and yust talk / hang out till maby 1-2 pm.

I want to go clubbing more but I have literally no friends.
What do?

>>53351065
Go alone.

>>53351111
excellent digits pal

>>53351065
go on ur own. or, if u live in london, u can come with me and my m8s

>>53351111
>>53351174
I go plenty by myself, but I really want something more than that, if that makes sense.

>>53351247
in november i went to celebrate my bday in london, so prior to leaving i asked on here if anyone wanted to come with, as i had a spare ticket. one anon replied, but only after we had already left so we couldn't arrange anything.

i reckon if people kept on asking things like that could be arranged. especially if you guys who are alone sort of stuck together maybe?

>>53348654
Seconding this. Or at least this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4o9veYykg

does this sound old to you lot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u7aVrYqDDU

https://soundcloud.com/bake-all-caps/rinse-fm-monthly-rotation-2-3rd-february-2015

new mix by bake, essential as always

>>53348903
>robert hood
>the wizard

I really love detroit techno! Carl Craig, Jeff Mills, Robert Hood, the list can go on...

>>53349019
20eu on drinks if it's a short night (0-5)

>>53352604
My man
http://youtu.be/xQv3dCkY2Tk

>>53352050
>opens with 909 beat
yep dated as hell m8

>>53352698
lol