because this is 4chan?? if you want a serious club forum with normal club-going people you'd probably be better off somewhere else. Seriously, this place used to be /feel/ genera, you really think a club thread is going to flourish here?
Does nobody use the word 'hip' anymore?
The other day in a record shop in london i said to a guy over the counter that all this lo-fi house stuff seems to be pretty 'hip' right now and has been for quite some time.
Everybody in the record shop pretty much stopped what they were doing and just gave me this disgusted look, a guy even popped his head from under the counter to shake his head at me.
It started getting really awkward so i quickly put the records back and spent my money on some stationary instead.
My name is Brock, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, british, normies who spend every second of their weekends going to clubs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever listened to edm at home? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than uk garage.
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I like hardwell and andres - new for u
im the best kinda girl
im the special blend of /bleep/ and EDM.
why dont u get to know me baby?
>not going out and having fun
>being this autistic
no you don't
going clubbing can actually be a very solitary experience
once you're inside, you just drop w/ever, and dance for 6 hours. all u ever really say to ur m8s is like "wanna get some water?", "do you know this tune?", "wanna have a cigarette?" that's p much it
it's too loud most the time to talk to people anyway
the only place you can actually have a conversation is in the queue or smoking area, but you don't have to talk to anyone there if you don't want to
in fact, when i bring some of my less experienced friends clubbing, i get kinda annoyed at how much they try and talk. all my friends that go out a lot know to just shut up and dance
>in fact, when i bring some of my less experienced friends clubbing, i get kinda annoyed at how much they try and talk. all my friends that go out a lot know to just shut up and dance
yeah that is annoying as fuck. if you wanted a chat you'd have gone to the pub and sat around a table. clearly being in a club means you want to dance to some music
>yet another muh clubs vs lolchavs thread
we should just nuke /bleep/. last 4 /bleep/ threads have been absolute shit. there is nothing worth saving
>tfw live in 2nd world and no one wants to come to a /bleep/ club with me
>tfw extortionate prices for pills
>tfw bouncer says you're too fucked to enter the club
hold me /bleep/
i've got this mate that gets soooo chatty when he's peaking. it's insane
like we'll all be standing there, dancing, eyes up in our skulls and then i'll here this little voice behind me in my ear going "so, yeah, man. like, how's uni going at the moment?"
and i'm just thinking "oh god, not now, man..."
also fucking huggy
i'll be dancing, having fun, and then i feel this arm wrap around me and pull me into another fucking 6 man group hug. and the rest of us will all be looking at each other like "again??!" and my one mate will be going "it's my fucking boiz!! yeah!!!!!!"
and then i'll think to myself, "okay, i'll let him have this hug. so hopefully it'll be a little while before i have to have another hug with him"
but no. literally as soon as i disengage from that hug and start dancing again, i feel that arm wrap around me again. and again. and again. all night
tbh, u can't get too angry at him. cos he's just super loved up. is a bit annoying tho
>"so, yeah, man. like, how's uni going at the moment?"
tbh dude might have emotional problems but when he's on pills he probably feels so happy that you boys are there with him
but what do i know
Not at all.
Clubbing is a very introverted thing.
The most social you're gonna get is asking people for a light and ordering drinks.
You don't talk much on the dancefloor, you just sorta, well, dance.
>tfw not from the US but studying in Cali
>tfw not old enough to go clubbing
>tfw I just want it to be summer so I can go home and go clubbing again
I miss the days when the DJ would drop fat house beats and I'd dance like a retard with my drunk friends.