You have to go down on the last female musician you listened to.
How fucked are you?
Hmmmm, if this were 1969 then FUCK YES.
Life would finally have cut me a break, OP
I can live with that.
you're not gonna get a lot of people complaining op. most female musicians are hot
but they're both lesbians so they wouldn't enjoy it very much at all, it is good that this is only a fictitious game being played on a mongolian puppet show themed imageboard :o)
Its like you want me to have a good time. Thanks OP!
too bad she's sad right now...
>all female musicians make "shallow, image-based crap"
I'm more than ok with this but I'm pretty sure she's gay
>The black bitch from Light Asylum
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me here
Sara Weiner, the bassist of Weakling. No idea if she's hot but she's a pretty good bassist, Weakling is GOAT of course, and she also played with the guitarist of Weakling in an ok doom metal band.
90s cat power was top qt
>tfw no vulnerable alcoholic insecure musician gf
>tfw this 10/10 super banging hispanic chick works at subway fuck
>see her come into my work one day with her dad
>she lives with her dad and works at a fastfood place
>dawns on me she is only 16 maybe 17
fuck man. should I kill myself? its all downhill from here
I heard a snippet of a female singing opera from the t.v. downstairs. I'm pretty sure I'm fucked in more ways than one.
IDK but it's not just dudes. Some fucking viral image blew up just because it was some attractive teenage boy working at target. Just google "alex from target" and that shit is everywhere.
Fuck the last female artist is listened to, I just listened to Nicolas Jaar
Britty Drake from Pity Sex.
Question: Can we sit around and play guitar before and after? I'm pretty sure I'd like it so much more that way.
What? Just never go to that subway again, fag.
I mean for real you did nothing wrong. Obviously the law is it's own thing, just avoid that shit, bro.
She's a fully developed female, you're in the clear as far as morality goes.
Eh. Could be worse.
Would probably choose Carrie tbh. Who would you pick?
>her face when
tfw not man enough to please bork
Fucking hell she looks like Bowie in a wig
Could've been worse
I dunno how she looks now, but she's looked good in pictures.
Does ziggy-era bowie count as female? this is a pretty damn feminine costume he's wearing
a-also, i wouldn't mind, erm, going down on him, n-no homo or anything like that
Voice of an angel but fucking hell
if I'm going down on the Stevie Nicks that recorded Rumors, thats fucking insanely awesome, but if its current Stevie, well, umm, ah fuck it, thats not bad at all either.
And older chicks are way better in bed than younger chicks - I've been with women as young as 16 and as old as 63
The last band I listened to that actually had girls in it was bmsr, so I guess my choices are the seven fields of aphelion and pony. Pony is a larger woman and seven is married to tobacco, and given the amount of respect I have for him I wouldn't want to do that.
I guess I personally don't fair very well either way.
I'd gladly do so
>tfw no patrician post-punk gf
also, why the fuck can't I find more pictures of the goddess that is Linder Sterling.
noice for you maybe.
Tay-tay thinks not
pls post links to musics shes done, I only see interviews on YT, but would like to hear her stuff since she's from my favoriite musical scene
kiss her and taste Chelsea snatch you lucky dog
I'm gonna be honest, I don't know much of her work aside from Ludus. But since I fell in love with it I'm gonna search for some other projects that include her. But from what I know, she's primarily a visual artist, so I don't know if there's much material.
She's also very good friends with Morrisey.
I would have liked to have eaten hur out 30 years ago. but now? yeesh
>The Magnetic Fields
Susan Anway or Claudia Gonson then, I guess. Eh. I wonder what Anway looked like when she was still with the band.
Checking out Ludus now and liking them!
I think I actually did listen to them before when was originally getting nto punk as a teenager but dismissed them for being too arty because I was pretty much looking for sheer anger and aggression in those days
Got a DL link handy for their LP (or single, EP whatever) for a lazy fuck?
And what's your favorite song by them?
I'm going to urgently require a pic (as graphic as possible) to believe she a lesbo.
Preferably with Miranda Lambert, how fucking hot would that be
Ludus - The Visit/The Seduction
>jazzy post punk
use the archive dude!
also currently downloading Pickpocket/Danger Came Smiling on soulseek.
Favorite Song: I Can't Swim, I Have Nightmares
It perfectly blends the post-punkiness of The Visit EP + the canterbury jazzy vibe that The Seduction LP has.
I'm absolutely okay with this if It's her in the late 70's / 80's
I don't know if I would be okay with this, but her Peel Sessions sure are great.
Bless your heart!
I know I could have checked the archive, but I just wanted to further the discussion in addition to being a lazy POS
Have you heard Fad Gadget? I think you'd like his stuff if you haven't
And maybe you know who the woman he is pictured with here?
She was a well preserved, skinny hippie chick with dreads to her ass that were that silvery shade of white and just sexy as hell in how free and fun she was in everything she did (well at least when she was on the up part of her bipolar bullshit)
And she was down to consider doing anything, which is way more common in women over 30 than younger chicks. Older women know what they like, are way more likely to be assertive about it, and generally have moved past being ashamed or weird about things
Oh, and I was 38 when I was with her so it's not that crazy
Fuck yeah. I'm very OK with this.
I have. I used to work at a porn store, and the purchasing agent had a huge collection of shit - he put in a VHS tape and said "guess who this is??"
Honestly she looked a lot older than some porn stars now who are in their 20s
saw them live on tuesday.
she is kinda old but i still would
Yeah, obviously she didn't look her age, or they wouldn't have filmed her.
That takes all the fun out of it though pretty much.
Imagine being one of those guys who banged her when she was 15 though. They probably beat off to their own scenes with her all the time.
The girl from Promise and the Monster. I would be her monster any time.
>17 year-old Japanese girl
I am blessed
pls no I didn't ask for this shovel faced Australian bitch
i feel kinda creepy typing this but, if by going down on her i was making her happy, it would make me happy
>tfw no sad musician qt gf
I'll fucking take it, bet she's kinky af
Bree Tranter of The Middle East. I'm okay with this
i got gazelle twin. would probably be freaky.
is that marina? pretty much top tier.
>performing oral sex on a woman
lolno. I have too much respect for myself as a Man to ever degrade myself to such a low level.
if you aren't able to satisfy your woman (not that it really even matters but still) with just your dick then you aren't allowed to consider yourself a Man
eating pussy is for guys with small dicks and betas.