>called joy division >songs are sad

>called Bonnie "Prince" Billy
>The US is a democracy

>>52290422
Joy division is a reference to forced prostitution in an extermination camp

>you dont get the joke hurr
it's too obvious

>death grips
>they don't grip death

>called nine inch nails
>dont wear long nails
Fucking hacks

>>52290422
because they divide joy

>>52290422
just watched 24 hour party people yesterday its a p good film

>American Football
>they don't play american football

>john coltrane
doesn't cold a johnny trane lol

> called biggie smalls
> he's not smalls at all, just biggie

>called Neutral Milk Hotel
>Don't even check if milk in hotels is not persuaded by both sides of the argument

>called Gorillaz
>they're white

>>52290422
>Beatles
>they don't have beats
>they are beat-les

>mono
>all their songs are in stereo

>>52290767
> they are beat-the

This doesn't make sense

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>U2
>y-you too

>called liturgy
>they don't compose masses

>queens of the stone age
>they're all dudes and never lived in the stone age

>>52290767
Dr Dre didnt invent them back in the fuckin 20s u nerd

>>52290767
overrated post

>>52290804
Eagles of Death Metal sure is more confusing than that.

>>52290759
underrated post

>called Tom Waits
>fucker starts playing music instead of waiting

>animal collective
>not animals
>only 4 guys is hardly a fucking "collective"

>Wreck and Reference
>they don...
oh wait never mind, their band name is actually literal.

>Bon Iver
>not a bonnie bear

> /mu/ is a music board
> Does this

>>52290807
I'm obviously talking about the vegetable

>qt
>not that qt
>kind of weird looking actually

>>52290959
this.

>band is called iron maiden
>they're all human beans and not medieval torture devices

and im all like wat

>lil wayne
>he's regular sized for a person

>/mu/ - music
>only post memes

>Women
>all band members are men

>Girls
>all band members are men

>Cocteau Twins
>none of them are twins

>St. Vincent
>female
>not named vincent
>not even catholic

>Cat Power
>not a cat

>Flying Lotus
>can't even fly
>not a flower

Musicians pls stahp

>band is called chvrches
>fuck chrvrches, we only care about lauren's ass

>>52291018
he also isn't called wayne he's called andre lucien darrell the third

>>52290666
just realized that i don't know if the name refers to fingernails or the pin-shaped fastener used in engineering, woodworking and construction

>called oasis
>from manchester

>>52290422
>this will destroy you
>doesn't

>>52291018
to be fair, he is a little on the short side.

> tallest man on earth
> literally shorter than me

>>52291069

I read once that apparently the nails used to put ol' Jesus up on the crucifix were nine inches long. Don't know how canonical that is, but seems a likely inspiration for NIN.

>Ty Segall
>No problem, Anon. :^)

>have a nice life
>you are more likely to listen to this band while having a sad life

>>52291069
>the pin-shaped fastener used in engineering, woodworking and construction

this is probably it.

trent used it because he thought NIN was a cool abbreviation. the Crucifixion rumor isn't true

>>52291232
kek

>>52291120
>the whitest boy alive
>not even albino

>>52291299
those norwegians are still pretty white

>beastie boys
>2 old guys and one dead guy
>none of them were even the green dude from teen titans

>the smiths
>none of them smith

>>52290422
>twenty-one pilots
>only 2 band members and they can't fly a plane

> burzum
> he burzed down churches instead

>>52291086
Saw them live, completely intact

>big L
>5"8

> SWANS
> ONE OF THEM IS JOHN WAYNE AND NOT A BIRD AT ALL

>>52291069
Considering the early ultra violent/aggresive imagery of NIN (see the Happiness in Slavery video) it's highly unlikely it would refer to fingernails.

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>Kanye West

>Death
>Makes death metal

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Farts will tear us apart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXMrUGpoaZg

>>52291529
>Death
>Makes garage rock that doesn't reference dying

>Ghostface Killah
>Never seen him kill ghostfaces

>>52290707
That is some good shit, man.

>buy Eminem cd
>not a fucking M&M in sight

>>52291337
That's because Europeans never shower. When you scrub off the snow, Norwegians are tan underneath.

>deerhunter
>none of them hunts deer

>>52290544
You're right, but said forced prostitution was only referred to by the phrase "Joy Division" in a fictional novel. The band didn't name themselves after an ACTUAL Nazi camp.

>>52291534
is it bad that i bonered at this scene

>Kanye West
>born in the east

>>52290707
i woke my dog

>Perfume
>they stink

>The Hives
>Non of them has AIDS

>>52290658
death grip refers to the lost of masturbatory sensitivity in the penis

>my bloody valentine
>like anyone would ever give kevin shields a valentine. let alone one soaked in blood

>the Misifits
>wildly acclaimed and successful

>>52291069
I always thought it was like the carpenter nails, but long spikes used in lobotomy.

>>52290757
i always thought it was neutral as in a pH of 7, but to each their own

>>52292622
is that even possible?

>>52292622
No, they're named after the death grip, an extremely tight grip, such as that exerted by a person in a panic for fear for their life. That would fit better with Ride's paranoia and flight-or-fight response.

>>52293182
Not really, no. It's more of a psychological problem.

>>52292714
Only in the underground punk scene, though.

>>52293646
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52293646
>best seller at Hot Topic
>the underground punk scene

>>52293727
Well, I guess you mean that they are influential to artists in other genres, but if you go up to a random person and ask them if they knew who the Misfits are, the chances are they won't know.

>>52293793
Underground music scene would be a better term.

>The Police
>none of them are law enforcement officers.

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>Hex Enduction Hour
>1 hour and 8 minutes

>Godspeed You! Black Emperor
>none of them are black or an emperor.

>kid cudi
>adult

>Can
>can't

>>52294343
lol

>the Cure
>makes me sick

>>52294101
You are the black emperor.

>John Cage
>Despite all his rage he is not still just a rat in a cage

>Tove Lo
>she's high all the time

>>52290452
top kek