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ITT: Music to retract your foreskin too

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ITT: Music to retract your foreskin too
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>having a foreskin
How's your disease?
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>>51731041
How's your nigger president?
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>>51731033
did you just start this thread so you could post le funny dick picture xd
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>>51731048
Better than having a permanently disease riddled penis
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>>51731041
>disease
wow cutfags are getting mad
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>>51731055
That's arguable.
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>>51731053
Of course. That's all Death Grips is for, posting memes, please don't tell me you take them seriously.
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>>51731033
does he have hair growing on his dick? or long pubes?
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>>51731055
wow you jewish types are really brainwashed
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anon the shitpost thief
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>>51731055
good goy!
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>>51731041
>>51731055
>having a mutilated dick
lol b a nice goy and count me silver 4 me
>>51731066
long pubes
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>>51731073
Good luck getting a girl to suck your scum-covered cock
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>>51731079
lol you dont need luck you just have money 2 get a girl 2 suck u off you fuking kike
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>>51731079
It's pretty easy to clean, ever heard of a shower?
Stupid Jew
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>>51731073
>>51731077
>>51731078
>I'm uncircumcised
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>>51731079

Washing your dick is an easy fix to preventing disease

You can't undo your deformity though.
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>>51731098
>My last name ends in 'stein'
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>>51731098
>i have a mutilated dick and im happy in life
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>>51731091

>not gotta goy fast

really missed that opportunity
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seriously you americans are fucking brainwashed by the jews. there's no reason to have a mutilated dick.
>b-but muh phimosis
not even a thing, just keep stretching your foreskin gently. sooner or later you will have a normal dick, congratulations.
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>>51731137
Sure, I also want a clean penis, that's not riddled with dead skin cells and disease. Hence why I'm circumcised like a civilized human.
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>>51731116
got your back nigger
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>>51731161
cool.
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>>51731150
>civilized
>has cut dick because he doesn't shower daily
nice "civilisation" you got there m8.
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>>51731150

> implying that it is hard to keep your foreskin and still be clean

It takes a few extra minutes in the shower to make sure you get the shit out, and that's only if you've been fucking or haven't showered in a while
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>>51731150
You do know that you have to take showers right?
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>>51731190
>>51731194
I hope your dick drops off you uncivilized pieces of shit.
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Eric. Simply Eric.
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>>51731150
I'm sure you made that decision on your own as a fetus.
>Civilized
Thats African jungle talk
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we don't bother with circumcision much outside of the states friendos.
Atleast I've never met someone with a cut dick.
Although I don't know much about dick.
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>>51731203
>he's mad cuz no full dick
ayy
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>>51731204
yes?
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>>51731216
>Although I don't know much about dick.
implying you don't you fucking fag.
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>>OFFICIAL /MU/ POLL<<
http://strawpoll.me/3080166
http://strawpoll.me/3080166
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posting in an eric thread
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>>51731041
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>>51731218
>he's mad because he has to share the planet with uncivilised monkeys
Circumcision prevents so many diseases, and causes absolutely no ill effects to the male, and also makes the penis significantly more attractive. Uncut fags are ruining the planet, and are complete pieces of shit.
Also, real musicians have all been circumcised. Kanye is circumcised, so that tells you the importance of circumcision. I bet the fucking disease rots your brain if you're uncircumcised.
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>>51731214
>Australia
>20%-80%
yeah nah fuckin bullshit
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>>51731214
Any faggots from former Yugoslavia here? Explain what the fuck is going on in your area?
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I heard this was le happy eric merchant thread? Oy vey
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>>51731203

Ebin as fuck

>>51731214

>AmeriGoys BTFO

See only niggers, sand niggers and Jews are cutfags
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>>51731231
I have a micropenis.
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>>51731252

> real musicians all have been circumcised

[Citation needed]
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>>51731252
>Circumcision prevents so many diseases
only when you are, a fucking nigger in africa lol.
>causes absolutely no ill effects to the male
it clearly makes you mad
>also makes the penis significantly more attractive
gay
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>>51731234
Where is
>I don't have a penis :(
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>>51731214
africa confirmed civilised just like america.
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>>51731214
>South america, Europe and NZ
gg
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Eric here. Gimme yo wifi pass and yo foreskins homiez. Keeping it real kna I'm sayin? Tatted upppp. Y'all fagsss no homo
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ANT EATER PRIDE WORLD WIDE
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>>51731299
I don't think you quite understand.

female circumcision is also very common in africa

might want to read up on how horrific that is

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_mutilation

Circumcision should be left to the individual. no baby should be forced to do it.
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>>51731288
there's no option for me and my micro dick. I haven't been able to see my dick since I was a kid man.
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I ain't gay but I love making threads about dicks all da time y'know? Keepin it real yo
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>cut fags will never know the added joy of pleasurable foreskin nerve endings because a jew mutilated their baby penis
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uncut dudes can jerk it off like its circumcised by retracting the skin and jerking it with the other hand, and it feels like fucking shit. You Jews are missing out.
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>>51731319
>how horrific that is
What's really horrific is that it doesn't make niggers permanently infertile.
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>>51731137
>tfw phimosis
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>>51731340
Like you?
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>>51731340
and the cutfag americans try to claim african is 'civilized' with them

its the other way around, america (and jews) are uncivilized.
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>having shitty parents who mutilated you at birth
>not being able to experience sex like it was meant to be
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>>51731033
I can't tell is he has a ridiculously long dick with the bottom obscured or he just has zero foreskin
i'm inclined to think the letter due to the pubes at the bottom
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>>51731398
>being born with an eye shut
>not having your jap's eye shut to match
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Eric here yo. Lemme see yo pee pees no homo lol
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>>51731367

/thread
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>>51731353
Just go to a doctor, faggot. The whole "surgery" takes like 15 minutes.
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If you ever hear someone complaining about foreskin know they are american scum
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>>51731448
Zach Hill is a jew?
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>>51731514
i just moved to a country where i don't speak the language well and basically noone speak english here... I'm fuuucked
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>>51731573
>chchhchchella
>nervous yamalcop
>death goyps
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>>51731353
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>>51731398
Qt thom
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>>51731066
Hair grows all up my shaft :^/
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>2014
>having a foreskin
Wow, what a bunch of fucking disgusting faggots. Have fun with your disease riddled cocks.
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>>51731667
serious question: why did you do that?
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Why don't cutfags shower?

Like somehow having a foreskin means people don't shower every day.
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>>51731821
i didnt really consider my foreskin when i moved if that's what you're asking. If you just mean me moving i guess i just did it for fun. Not that i was depressed before or anything. It's all awesome except for the language barrier and i'm staying for a few more years. Pretty great for inspiration and stuff too, i've been writing some pretty cool stuff recently. Can recommend
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>>51731845
An uncut cock will always be more disgusting and diseased than a proper penis. Whether you shower or not, the foreskin is riddled with bacteria at all times. You deserve your disease.
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>>51731514
did you do it? if so, how was it?
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>>51731869

It's fine, the pain stops after the first minute and after that it's just a dull throb.
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>tfw faggot here and don't know how to jerk off cut guys
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>>51731865
haha. sure.

you know the foreskin retracts right? then you give it a nice rinse?

sorry your daddy snipped you though :(
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>>51731865
>cut
>proper penis

You know that's the way you were born, right?

Also the only reason you cut your dicks is because your country is Israel 2.0
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>>51731880
...fuck i genuinely cringe just thinking about it, don't think i could do it.
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>>51731880
Can't the doctor anetheisize my member?
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>>51731880
wikipedia says it can be treated by changing masturbation habits, i'd rather do that
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>>51731945
>wikipedia
>[citation needed]
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>>51731896
It doesn't matter, as soon as that foreskin goes back it's breeding bacteria. It's basically a petri dish. Girls are right not to want to suck an uncircumcised dick.
>>51731905
I was also born with an appendix, yet I had it removed when it was harboring bacteria and generally deteriorating my health, just like a foreskin.
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>>51731916
>>51731921
>>51731945
That's just embarrassing.
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>>51731951
pls
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>>51731962
American are born as contrarians on everything

>hate soccer
>have cut dicks
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Reasons to cut your dick:

>Diseases
Well, if you're a disgusting faggot who fucks with half the world without a condom I'm pretty sure you can get diseases even being cut

>Phimosis
In this case it's acceptable but they're other alternatives like creams. Of course the reasons why someone gets phimosis are diverse and creams don't always work.

>Hygiene
Yeah, like retracting your foreskin while in the shower and washing your with plenty of soap and hot water is something THAT hard to do. You can also argue you get some urine every time you pee but that's something you can avoid while retracting your foreskin every time you pee.

>Looks
I won't deny that there are countless uncut dicks that have extra foreskin and they have that "ant eater" look that is really ugly, but what about that circumcision scar in EVERY SINGLE CUT COCK or that dry glans skin? Puh-lease
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>>51731962
you mutilated guys are quite strange.
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>>51731982
but there are*
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>>51731971
being scared of someone cutting your penis is the most natural thing there is
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>>51731962
>literally billions of uncut cocks.
>literally billions of girls sucking them
come on son. sort it out.
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>>51731982
>all this damage control

enjoy your dick cheese
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Im american and uncut
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>>51731995
They're not real women. They don't have the freedom to choose. 10 times out of 10 when it comes to choosing between a cut or uncut dick, a woman will choose to suck a cut dick.
>enslaved races trying to argue
Enjoy your dick cheese.
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i think we need some girls opinions on this
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>>51731962
>Girls are right not to want to suck an uncircumcised dick.
How does it feel that I'm not straight and not a single guy has said no to sucking my cock?

Foreskin does have a function. Just because you're so obsessed with "muh bacteria" doesn't deny the fact foreskin have countless nerve endings that provide pleasure.
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ITT: Neckbeards who dont understand hygiene
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>>51732013
Citation fucking needed. It's been known for fucking centuries that there is no purpose to the foreskin other than to be revolting.
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>>51732021
lol
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so yea apparently i should cut my dick because phimos but i seriously don't wanna lose all them nerve connections and just the nicer look of an uncut dick life sucks man
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>>51732028
Exactly. You fucking uncut retards can't even provide a fucking citation for your retarded shit. Have fun with your diseased dick, you fucking faggot.
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>>51732034
someone's mad
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>>51732033
>the nicer look of an uncut dick
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>>51732033
>having a 4chan music board persuade you to mutilate your penis
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>>51732009
i wonder how many girls are reading this thread right now.
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>>51732054
>because phimosis

are you an stupid?
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>>51732054
i guess that's just life man
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>>51731234
I find it funny how uncut fags are so hung up on their diseased dicks that they have to proclaim to everyone how uncut their dick is, when real men who are circumcised don't really give a shit, just hang out with a non-diseased penis.
There has never been an uncircumcised bro.
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>>51732021
>revolting
>>/hm/1012238
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>>51732067
holy shit you're embarrassing
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>>51731994
It's just a brief moment that barely includes any pain, but it's totally worth it to make your schlong fully functional.

Every day of postponing it only makes your case bigger and bigger joke to a doctor. Imagine him and his friends laughing their asses off at a fucking retard who's in his mid twenties, thirties or past 40 and just came to cut off the unnecessary tiny fragment of his foreskin, because he was scared of doing it his whole life.
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>>51732054
>no music no life
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>>51732082
fuck man you're right.... I'm seriously considering doing it now. Fuuuuuuuck
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>>51732071
>uncut fags so retarded they can't even crossboard link
What a shocker. Maybe that bacteria moved to your brain.
This is pretty off-topic, though. So I'll continue to say, the best musicians of the modern day are circumcised.
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>>51732033
Go to your physician and ask for an anti-inflammatory cream in case the problem is with your foreskin being tight or your glans being swollen. I think you don't have an option but circumcision if the problem is that your foreskin is too short.
I once met a guy who had had phimosis and he had a surgery in which the surgeon cut his dick transversally avoiding cutting the foreskin in its entirety. Maybe you could get some info about that as well
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>>51732096

You have yet to provide evidence for that claim you kike
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>>51732198
Best musicians in the world are American See: Kanye West. Americans are near invariably circumcised as it's a civilized nation.
Also, Zach from Death Grips is obviously circumcised see: OP image.
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