FRIDAY NIGHT RAP NIGHT Write your best oneliner >Bank account

>>50195842
what's your clothing size?

>If hatin is a crime
>You finna do the time

You think I cant touch you?
like I really give a damn
the only thing standing between you & me
is an amphersan'.

so you think you're gonna cross me and mess with my shit
opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip?
don't fuck with me, nigga, or you're gonna get dropped
i'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop
if you say anything, you'll beg me to die, 'cause I'll make you suck my dick, then I'll nut in your eye
nigga

Textin' she miss me, bitch need target practice

>you are a stinky poo like a cow that goes moo

>>50196135
why am i laughing

>>50196030
8/10 was entertained

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>>50195993
>mfw i finally realize that finna means "fitting to"

Pot my breath and drank
Leave me with this stank
Email me some ratchet puss
Jews control the National Bank

>>50196185
godblessfam

>>50195842
>my asshole tight cause i aint a gay
>you asshole loose cause u fukt a gay
damn...

most hardocre shit i've ever written
>wassup my buddy you're my budda
>you do the pee pee and I'll drink coca cola
>with an anus in my mouth
>you can't escape the cereal killa

I know I got friends like Joey, but nigga you gotta stop acting like you know me

>>50196118
Here's a suggestion: you should should replace that last nigga, with "bitch".

>>50196207
I thought it was "fixing to"

>berkowitttz more like berkobitch

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>>50196207
holy fuck

I hate myself and I wanna die
But he don't think that when he high
420 blaze it, we so fly
If you take away my ganja I will cry

>>50195842

Isn't that an ugly mane verse?

>atopsho verse

>>50196274
thanks I'll go back to eating thai pussy

>I'm happy inside...NOT
>Don't think about my rhymes cos only nerds have thoughts

spit on these beats, yo i'll lugie in your soup dude
borscht with the sweet potato, call it a super food
complex and colorful, fuk a rubiks cube
taking it in, sitting stoned like zoboomafoo

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>>50196592
shit's pretty fire fam

>Got fucking gold plated
ceiling fans
>but I still wear dirty vans
>and spend all my time jacking off and wiping off my fucking hands
>then I'll go over to Carla's house
>tell the bitch I love her
>get some easy sex
>then I'll drive home and decide I'm tired of the fucker
>then I'll do some cocaine out the ass of a fucking scatterbrain
>decide it's time for bed
>wait for the next day

Fuck using a rubba
Whip my thang out around your motha
She suck my big dick and blow bubbles like Hubba Bubba

Vaporwave swag put them nuggets in the bag
Sippin lean in the mall and my tiny pants sag
Me and my cats Finna sell a brick at Hot Topic
We see some dirty pigs, pull out a nine then we cock it

I sold a fat bag of dope for some pokemon cards
Me and my niggas head to the crib smoke so much weed we go to mars
We play Super Smash Bros while a bitch suck my dick.
Some Narcs knockin on our door I pull out the bostitch

apple bottom jeans
*looks at camera*
boots with the fur
*removes shades*
the whole club was looking
at her
*law and order noise*

where my dad go
nigga got rhinestone jeans
she gon suck
she gon suck
she gon suck
she gon suck
she gon suck

bus a nigga head with a loaf of bread
hit a nigga so hard his dad leave
uppercut a mailbox for the disrespect
my knuckle game crazy you better watch ya neck

>>50195842
>not reckless naked girls, getting necklaces of pearls.

beep bop ba skiddle diddle swing
i'ma roast a nigga shirt in the middle of the mall
my printer outta ink cuh
green couch

>>50195842
IT WAS ALL A MEME!
I USED TO READ PITCHFORK MAGAZINE
ST. VINCENT AND MACCY D UP I. THE LIMOUSINE

take a nigga momma out for soup and lettuce for eyein me wrong...i don't play

got a shirt with a goose on it, niggas tryna snatch it from me...this my shirt tho

we outta milk aww naw
bus yo jaw
betta go to the mall

run up in a nigga house and rearrange his furniture

i clock 10k hours, you bitches need practice
got so many verses that they had to be redacted

>>50195842
can you feel the rust piercing through your skin
contract disease like you're in labor
laugh along, breath out, make you sink or swim
dissociate your flesh from your skeleton

niggas out here eatin each other boo boo by candlelight

i gots da burner and its name is thornton

>>50195842
SMOKING WHILE I'LL FIST THIS BITCH AND GROPER LIKE I'M FISHING SHIIIT

>>50196304
yeah from RADIATION (LUNG POLLUTION)

suave machines conquered contracts of the bust
where models of decay move forward with inner strut
stifling, shuffling around where streams harbored luck
spit bullet shells out the casings rip into the bruv's lungs

BUSS A NIGGA WIT A TEK
PUT MY DICK UP IN YO NECK
NIGGA IM GAY

>blowing on that endo
>gamecube
>nintendo

NIGGA FRONTIN
IM STUNTIN
ON THE MOLLY
NOT THE MILEY
FUCK A BITCH LOOK JUST LIKE HER
WITH THE BOOTS AND THE FUR
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS
WITH MY DICK IN EM

Smoke this hash til the ash turn to glass
Ass, grass, or cash, no rides for free
Unless you ridin me
Bitch

i do sex with your girl

my rhymes are so sick they'll make you hurl

my favorite rodent is a squirrel

nigga

Im getting blowed by your bitch im about to cum
dont get mad son we are just having fun
finna lick her pussy out
that shit be looking like homer simpson's mouth

i committed date rape last night
got drunk as fucked an ape last night

fuck you bitch we not the same
for you she left, for me she came

so big like the one who does it free
he's out of hotpockets now hes banning me

it's a paradox we call reality
cause keeping it real will make you a casualty
of abnormal normality

>>50199280
fuckin fire bruh.
all this shit in this thread is fire bruh
ya bitch said we i never smashed?
she a fuckin liah bruh

>>50196207
Fixing to, feelin like

you a retarded kid at a wedding my nigga

no tucks

>>50197966
i found this line strangely captivating so i wrote a verse off it

run up in a nigga house and rearrange his furniture
chiropract a nigga, fist adjust his spinal curvature
known for fucking nothing masturbator prize like pulitzer
hairy palms like henderson bust shots like nuts that's premature

Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordian

I got one I wrote and recorded with help just today
https://soundcloud.com/nark-mc/first-love-prod-by-romo

>>50199764
oh shit dude, thats crazy! how do YOU come up with shit like this?

>>50199910
i guess i try to find a rhyming word that's not pedestrian and then work around that until i have a narrative

>>50199977
cool technique, can you take me through your lyric writing process, like first youll hear a beat you feel then what? also, listening to your stuff, i feel it, i love the nujabes joint, just love that man in general #Gone2Soon

>>50199871
just keep yo eye out like aye aye captain

>>50200030
we are two different people you are replying to, i just wrote that one verse i didnt post any music

>>50200170
oh my fault im trippin
just got this new metal hip in

>>50195842
If home is where the heart is then I must be heartless, only home I've known is the heart of darkness.

Mad emo rhymes tonight.

jackets in motion, legs in proenza
hypocrisy couldn't fool her, got her with schouler
careening into an innocent, we're lying fucking actors
we were born in trains but now be practicing fake laughter

Made her queef in Antarctica.
Call that a cool breeze.

>cause whenever the head is severed from the human body with a sharp enough weapon
>the brain remains conscious for ten seconds
>long enough for me to give you one last message
> and when you get to hell you can tell Lucifer I said it

I'm not black and I don't sell drugs.
Got no love for two bit thugs.
If they get money why are they still poor.
I prefer running my corner store.

If moths had eyes, would they be happier?
How do they know they're not dead?
Cavemen hunting for food
But not before they style their hair on their head
What would last longer in dinosaur times?
A blind man didn't stand a chance
Not with all them rocks about
I`d rather be a blind moth

I like big booty bitches and my booty itches

she gimme big head, Squaidward's house

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>>50200557
Spongebob creepin in my window while I lift her blouse

names doom mf i am the beff
im a pretty cool fella who likes mozarella
cheez slice...eez
wikiwikiwiki wild wild west

Hittin' up the shops today,
stop by the beach and catch some rays.

some say he
got mad skills on the mic, nah he white, spits alright
got a loaded verse but unprepared for a firefight

aint thuggin like the rest of 'em, don't know the streets
barely makes up for his nonsense with groovy beats

original, spitting fire, and you know it
the game is overgrown though time to mow it

trim it down to its essential parts
make you realize and engage in art

because i got this shit, and i know that you vibing it
spying though you trying to act like you aint coppin it
lying bitch, i wonder if i ever gave shit
probably not but worth a sec to just acknowledge it

yo, i felt a tad bit resistance
from youth who got dads money but be pissing it

on some shit brown tree with hint of green and full of seeds
tryna live out some stupid ass gangster dreams

you aint got nothing if you cant even create
tryna instigate some heavyweight into making you his breakfast plate

nah

(spit to this beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX7OSL085Do)

>>50201141
here I tried to put a spin on it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x8iagpRCSx

I'd say nay, if you begged me to stay
nigga you gay, now get outta my way

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>>50196592

Straight out the fucking dungeons of rap
Where fake niggas don't make it back
I don't know how to start this shit, yo

Us and them, trust your friend whose lust for men got you in a pickle lend me lie and maybe dodge the pen try snatch the pie body dissolved in lye car on fie I'm a pyre to your desire, the dudes a cryer some are triers but wires around wrists got fists cuffed I'm a lier but that's the least of my problems

>>50204340
btw its about how my mate convinced me to rape a dude

U wot m8

Anyway bruhs
I haven't listened to new rap in a good... 6 months or more maybe

Has anything good even happened? The last new shit I downloaded would have been ab-soul these days

>>50197911
Isn't that a Vampire Weekend lyric

>>50195842
prodigal nautical teachin bitches how to swim

>>50196207

you white fuck

Grab my nuts like I'm checking for cancer
Spit so many lines they don't fit in the stanza