That time again /mu/
Tell us, we won't judge too harshly
pushed a guy with bipolar disorder and a host of esteem issues and a really shitty home/family situation who just wanted to be my friend into panic attacks and severe depressive episodes, consciously, on purpose
he was lucky to not have gotten a chance to attempt suicide, i later learned
i luv autechre.
I had impure thoughts about a girl in my class.
Led a guy on for over five months.
I apologized to him today and told him I wasn't interested.
He took it kind of ok but I just feel like such an asshole.
Spent a lot of the day in bed just listening to this album
10th grade a girl asked me to the sadie hawkins dance and i didnt have it in me to tell her no but i cant really bear to be around her so me and a friend got drunk beforehand (first time drinking, too). we all ended up having a good time, though.
other than that i think i've been alright
blackmailed a girl for like a year. that's all I can think of... well I've shot and killed like 10 or so deer in my life. if you find that evil/immoral.
pic is favorite album
If no one went hunting for animals in the woods, the deers would just reproduce, to the point when there's not enough food for everyone, and therefore they're just killing themselves. So it's a good thing that people go hunting.
>tfw I've done tons of extremely mortifying, embarrassing and beyond-regrettable shit in my life
>tfw I question why I'm still alive
I hunt but this argument is retarded and you are probably a troll. This is not how ecology works at all.
and I think you're samefagging trying to start shit so lay off of it already.
got mad at my younger sister and wouldn't talk to her for a whole night even though she was really happy and just wanted to play lego or some shit and i did this all because she sat on the remote and the tv went to a channel of just static and we couldn't watch simpsons that night
i hate even thinking about it and everytime i do it makes me cry
favourite album is hard to say, been listening solely to NOTM since last wednesday
that's not bad at all
guy is a dweeb for following something for five months with no promise of success and is now, in fact, presented with a golden opportunity to change his lifestyle and thought processes for the better in light of this mistake. and if he continues to be a meandering slug without concern for the urgency of the present moment then he has decided his own fate and your actions cannot really be considered "bad" because if it weren't you it just would have been someone else
that's the problem, I don't even know where to start really.
Pretty sure that deers and their ancestors were managing themselves within its environment just fine before we came along.
I have nothing against hunting but that is arrogant and misguided rhetoric.
When i was in a boarding school 4 and a half years ago, i wasnt nice towards one of the guys in my room because he allways left his dirty clothes in a way that made the whole room smell bad, and because he was really really really really awkward socially. my other roomate wasnt nice to him as well, and instead of defending him, i wasnt nice to him just like my roommate, and at the end he left the boarding school :c
i think about a year later i managed to contact him to tell him im sorry, but i dont remember clearly if i told him im sorry or not, i really hop[e i did though
well for starters, I got jumped and robbed a few months back by a couple of hood-rat fucks when I was drunk
doesn't sound necessarily that bad in context, but the saddest part was is that I didn't even TRY to defend myself, they robbed me clean and I kick myself everyday because of that shit.
i'm not sure i want to be in a thread with such a dark character around
my best friend growing up was a girl, whenever i was round her house during my teen years i'd steal and jack off into her panties
now she's married and i'm single and unemployed. still have her tight teenie panties tho so i win
I hit my ex-wife when I found out that she fucked my best man a week before we tied the knot
Fucking lucky. I just want some fucking bitch, mongoloid nigger to come up to me with his fellow degenerates and try to rob me. I just fucking want it to happen, just so I can take out my fucking .45 acp and just start fucking shooting. The world would be a better place with a few less niggers prowling the street at night.
I'm curious though, if you've done bad things to the point where you want to kill yourself, what's something bad that YOU'VE done, not that you didn't do anything against or whatever.
to my best friend, i made jokes about this girl that has cancer in her DNA. that girl was/is my girlfriend
got really paranoid my friend was fbi while on meth and i was really afraid he was gonna arrest me for being on meth (ridiculous but those are the conclusions you come to) so i smashed his face with a skateboard
not even once
>hit mah ex-wife
>fuckin mah best man
> I just want some fucking bitch, mongoloid nigger to come up to me
>with his fellow degenerates and try to rob me
>I just fucking want it to happen
>take out my fucking .45 acp
>start fucking shooting
>The world would be a better place with a few less niggers
that would be your favourite album yes
My mum was pissed at me one night and she threw a wet towel at me. I thought she hit me with it so I whipped it back at her and it hit her just under her eye and made her nose have a little red sore.
I felt so terrible and it's one of the things that haunts me the most.
I think a lot of people have lost it for a brief moment and don''t terrible things they cant take back.
I apoligised to her a a few days later but she said they worst thing was the things I say to her. She had an argument with her sister and was on bad terms. I had told my mum she was pissed because her family hates her.
My mums actually a really nice person to people and she has had to deal with such asshole family members. She's still very hurt at the moment because her sister verbally abused her and never said sorry. It may sound kinda weak to you but she was actually incredibly shocked at how much her sister brought up and took out on her.
I always try to stick up for my mum and I shouldnt bring bad shit up and try to hurt her like her sister.
:(( that's a really sad story i hope that despite the severity of the assault you and your friend patched things up and that you have now stopped using meth to the degree to which you were, though if you really need it in your life i understand
you have to be so nice to your mother from now on seriously be the best son/daughter that you can i really believe in you
actually though never again should you say or do anything that could be in any way interpreted as unkind in the slightest to your mother
I know one girl who made a tatoo of this shitty artwork on her arm and she's not even a pink floyd fan. I bet when she hits her mid 20s she would realize that was a bad idea.
By that time I'll be like thirty something. I can clearly see me smiling and saying "I told ya, girl, I told ya..." and then we're fucking.
Can't choose worse so I'll just tell the 3 that come to mind
Got a crush of mine really drunk so I could fuck her, then bragged about fucking her to too many of my friends, she ended up being bullied out of the highschool I was in and I was partly responsible for it.
Once bullied this weird loser kid that probably had a mental disease or two to the point that I once ripped off his pants and trousers in front of a lot of people, he killed himself a year ago, hopefully not because of me.
Pissed on the face of a chick that was passed out for laughs on a sleepover party and also stole a few wallets, no one knew it was me.
As for my favorite album, nothing controversial.
Got absolutely shit faced one night, uncontrollably horny, touched my penis on 5 year olds face that was sleeping next to me. Felt scummy straight away even though I could barely think and then drank myself to oblivion
Weezer - Pinkerton
not him, but I could see that if you just felt neutral about the band or hadn't heard them or something. if you hated them, why would you wear if out in public, let alone that often?
>I like your shirt
I respect people who are honest about these things. I'm an alcoholic and can stem off most of the lectures I might get with a simple "you think I don't don't know this already?"
I'm a lesbian. I used to be a bislut. Back in the day, I really liked this girl, but she didn't like me back, so I tricked her boyfriend into thinking I was in love with him, convinced him to break up with her, dated him, she proceeded to have sad, rebound sex with me, which then I broke up with him and didn't talk to her for a year and a half.
got pissed off one day and walked out into the garden to calm myself down when I saw a cat taking a shit on my flowers and I had just about had enough so I sprayed it with a hose, ran off screaming and yelping and we never saw it again. as it happens it was actually quite a harmless cat and my brother tells me it was good friends with our kitten (who was a baby at the time). I hope I didnt hurt it or anything cos it could be anywhere for all I know
For some reason it struck me as hilarious that people wait until christmas to do meth.
> what did Santa leave in your stocking, little Billy?
> look mom, three packs of smokes, some scratch tickets and a metric fuckton of meth!
> I was a good boy aaaaaallllll year.
I wish I knew you in real life, and I wish even more that I was that boyfriend. One fucking punch and you'd be missing half of your fucking jaw, you fucking bitch.
Was really young (probably like 7 or 8) and I physically remember making out with my cousin and also seeing her vag.
Still haunts me to this day
That's the beauty of this thread right here, condensed in one post.
if their relationship was fragile enough for you to manipulate it in such a straightforward way it's really doubtful it was meant to be
you set yourself a goal, utilised the people around in taking actions towards that goal and achieved the goal
the only really bad part of this is that you didn't talk to the girl for such a long time afterward even though it was your goal (it's important to set goals in life but remember - you have to be prepared to see them through to the end!)
Ive cheated on my boyfriend so many times in the last year Ive lost count
she's not really attractive. i think i'm just a little sour because i have no one to talk about my favorite band with. i mean for fuck's sake, it's not like pink floyd is fucking underground. and yet i can't find anyone around me that likes them a significant amount
its meth, everyone knows how horrible it is so honesty is really the only way to approach it (unless you say it's coke, which has happened to several people i know, but they're morons)
I felt so bad, I love animals so much. That is by far the worst thing I have ever done though and its pretty out there for me. I don't think I did hurt it though cause I didn't really spray it directly just sort of intended to scare it off
Because it occurred to me that I was majorly denying my sexuality. I was friends with people who when I told them I thought I was gay, they told me "nah, you're probably bisexual and haven't met the right guy yet." I got new friends, started trying drugs, and actually got into something serious with a girl and realized what I had been feeling with guys was half assed and forced.
These are teenagers that we're talking about, you fucking shit. Absolutely fucking no endeavor or relationship that they pursue is meant to be, but they're fucking fragile and you're a sociopathic piece of shit to fucking intervene like that. Fucking kill yourself.
Oh my fucking god, this cunt. Seriously, where do you live? Tell me so I can pay you a visit and introduce your jaw to the bottom of my boot.
I love cats but that doesn't stop me from spraying them when they deserve it. It's the truly only way to say "fuck off" in cat. It's better than beating them, and they need to get the message sometimes.
There's no way a cat disappeared because you sprayed water at it once. Something else probably happened.
god why am I writing this....
Things were strange between me and my gf, I felt that I did everything and was always there for her, and the same couldn't be said on her part. We were part of a study group, receive message from teacher saying if I was going to come that day, which was strange, he never asked we just showed up, so I ask her if she's not going or something: "Oh I can't I'll have to be at CITY at x o'clock, and I have to get dressed and all, I wouldn't have time"
"What are you doing there?"
"Oh I'm going to the prom" (ours is different here, we hadn't even talked about it)
"Oh yeah? Have fun then" thinking to myself that she didn't even say anything about this to me, much less invite me
So I proceed to cry for 2 hours, then go to bed, just imagining that she's there with all these people having the time of her life without giving a shit about me. Fall asleep
Wake up and see her message "5 am and I still can't take you out of my head"
"Yeah you must have really thought about me a lot GF NAME"
Proceed to get shitfaced that day, alone in my room, drain a bottle of red wine and half a bottle of whisky. Almost dying. Talking to her, eating noodle out of a bowl, get really mad and throw both the bottles and the bowl at the ground. The whole floor is covered in glass.
She decides to come visit me, and in my drunkenness I just want to take her clothes and fuck her. I do so, can't even get a boner, decide to finger her.
when christmas rolled around they hit up a couple of dealers, who contacted up their dealers, who contacted theirs, etc.
all of these people showed up throughout the day and WOULDN'T LEAVE
the living room was full of threatening shirtless strangers
and that was the year i spent christmas hiding from them in my flatmates room watching them smoke meth
I really should not have used a hose though cos I know I could've just scared it off by just saying "oi!" or something, and I knew that when I did it. I don't know if it necessarily disappeared I think most likely it was just too scared to come back, still I can't excuse my behaviour at all
>tfw reading through this thread
>tfw you realize you're not that bad of a person as you thought
I made fun of some dumb bitch in high school after she overdosed on heroin. twice.
I drowned and beat my hamster when it pooped on my hand.
nah, one incident won't scare a cat away for good. It takes a lot more to make an impression on them.
A water pistol or plant mister is probably more human though. But that can backfire too because they may not like getting wet but some of them enjoy the challenge of the sport, the chase. It's like paintball to them.
I never said I wasn't a sociopath anon. I probably do deserve my ass beat.
>tfw your senior like a girl
>She likes another girl
>report her for selling drugs out of spite
>She doesn't graduate in result
>She now does meth in a trailer park
told a racist joke about a very dear black friend of mine in high school not because I found it funny but because I wanted to fit in. He was told about it and after confronting me about it said that he completely forgave me, but I didn't deserve that at all, it was totally uncalled for and one of my biggest regrets. I'm very lucky that we're still on good terms and he remains one of my best friends to this day
ruining my body and mind on weekly basis with amphetamin, kiind of fits to that album.
the nature of relationships does not change whether you are a teenager or not
perhaps for you high school was a friendly happy place, an oasis bubble preserved away from the predatory reality of the outside world where realistic social dynamics did not exist
I don't know about one specific thing but I gave my parents hell in my teens. I was an absolute cunt of a kid. Had both of them at the end of their ropes. I still feel horrible about the things I did and said back then but I have a great relationship with them now.
This isn't from me, but it's a story about my sister and I think it's pretty kek worthy.
Her fav album is pic related btw.
She was walking through the hallways at school, and she farted REALLY loud.
Some girl proceeded to laugh so hard that she had an asthma attack.
Sister ended up getting in trouble.
it's the little things that get me through.
didn't tell my mom I loved her the month she passed away
>Some girl proceeded to laugh so hard that she had an asthma attack.
maybe it wasn't laughter... maybe your sis should bottle her gas and sell it to terrorists on the black market as chemical weapons
> how to catch a fart in a bottle
> let me google that
I stole a lot of money from my mom as a teenager.
Had horrible perverted dreams that make me feel like I should die.
This asshole stole my sisters cell phone when i was younger and I didn't tell her because I wanted to fit in with the cool kids.
then, I don't know why, I don't know what went in my head, and I can't even remember this well, I start pushing my fingers in her butt. She's really a girl that isn't devout to these things, it was already hard when we had sex for the first time, she's really sensitive about this, but I did it. She moaned and I pushed more, she was crying and saying stop, and then I did. I didn't even know what i had did.
She rushed through dressing herself and got out of my house. I just lay there thinking about nothing, I was almost comatose. Then it went through my head, I dressed something and ran and ran after her.
I still got to her on the way, but she didn't even want to stop, i grabbed her arm and said what was wrong. she kept walking and me with her. We got to her door. we sat and talked. I said I couldn't take being disregarded like I was anymore and I said I was sorry for her having seen me in that state. she said it was ok, we kissed and everything was alright. So I thought
Went to bed, woke up, grabbed a basin I had left there before i started drinking (good move) and puked.
When I met her later that day we were having a normal day,we cuddle and I get horny so we start undressing. I get this feeling that something was off about her, she was very quiet. I ask "What's wrong?" "nothing" we stand there naked in silence for close to 10 minutes... I decide to go forward. eat her out, and the usual. CONTINUED
Found a girl choking on her own vomit in a bedroom at a house party and closed the door on her.
Coaxed a guy who had a future in law enforcement into threatening me, then using it to make him break up with his girlfriend, lose his job and then filing a restraining order against him. To be fair, none of it would've happened had he had the self control not to threaten me, and people without self control can't be in law enforcement.
Fucked Up - Year of the Ox
I know you're probably b(4*2)ing me, but I agree with everything in that post, except for having DSOTM as your favourite album (although it is good.)
It isn't important, I don't remember the movie that well if they closed it up but in the book its' left intentionally ambigupus. Also the movie was shite and just an excuse for "black comedy" violence porn, the idea behind it is that the 'friends' he had and the societal norms that surrounded him enabled this kind of apathy and emotional distance to the point where not only would he not be found out for his crimes or be in touch with reality enough to know how real they were, but the same could be true of absolutely any other person in this late 20th century middle class american business culture
I don't really like the book though
Witty retort, bro. Classic. Quality. The best.
>this entire image
I've seen it before but it's been a while
I thought this guy stole my phone at a party so I beat his face into the pavement. His teeth were knocked out and his nose was broken. He looked fucking terrible, and ended up going to the hospital. I then took molly and had a great night. Turns out this nigger took it.
Did she survive?
it doesn't matter, mane
it's a subjective conclusion and shit
which drives home the point that human lives, under capitalism, are reduced to meaningless objects devoid of "soul"
because their existence is so superficial the book suggests that it doesn't matter whether they live or die
i haven't seen the film but i have read the book so sorry if the end of the film is completely different
I bullied a girl and called her "it" for 2 years
use it right and you'll feel content for a long time. so much so that you start believing mystical bullshit about why you feel so content. it's not too crazy at low doses and you'll get a taster of a proper experience, give it a try at some point. Probably not for a while though, going by the fact that you mentioned 'cigs'
When I get inside her and she starts reaching an orgasm I was content, nothing was wrong after all, but... She starts crying... This had never happened before, we always have fun during sex. I ask her what's going on, what can I do to help her, and she just can't say a thing. She moves away from me like I'm a monster. So I realize what's wrong, but I don't say it. I need her to say it to me so I can be assure, and while she fights I say I need her to say what ist is, and so she does. What I had done was no sick dream, this had already happened and it was real.
From that day onwards I've tried many times, and we're good besides it, but everytime I have the need to just make her feel good and start kissing her and pushing her pants down she fights... when she lets me she always cries when reaching an orgasm.
This was the love of my life and I have destroyed her. And while she won't let me go away I know I have to. She is going on a trip next month and I'm going to kill myself then.
The only reason I became her boyfriend was because I thought I could make her the happiest woman on her, but instead I broke her.
Mine's a similar story, but weirder. When I was 10, I made out with a friend who was a boy. We kissed, fondled and I think touched our dicks once or twice. Then his father came home and we stopped just in time. We've never talked about it, 2 years later me & my family moved out of town. I've never talked to him since. I don't know why we did it, made me think whether I'm gay, but nope, I have no gay feelings at all.
i don't have "a" favourite album
i like too many and sunbather is one of those many
heres another one if it makes u sleep at night
what exactly is it that you did wrong?
got drunk and but your finger in her butt without her permission?
that's a dick move bro, you need her consent before you put your finger up her butt
cigarettes are not at all similar to recreational illegal drugs, and would only be brought up by someone who pretty much has no idea whatsoever about drugs. for this reason, I'd say probably don't do acid til you're more experienced. go read erowid or something
It's that but even more the consequences of that. She never was the same. I feel like I raped her, for real, she kind of acts like that too when I try to make things like we used to do. Nothing was the same.
Might not seem much for your average american chick but yes..
sorry haven't sleept right in forever... and english is not my native language
o0o0o Another story from me: >>48127464
Pic related is another fav of mine:
Well, be me at school Freshmen year.
I'm shouting stupid shit across the classroom.
Black girl replies "OOOHHHHHHH HELLLLL NAHHH, I DONT PLAY DAT SHIT, WATCH MUTHAFUCKA" etc random black shit
Anyways she proceeds to get her homies and older brothers on me, I end up evading them for the whole school year and they never even found out who I was and i'm pretty sure she forgot who I was as well.
Actually if you just continued to put your finger up her butt she'd eventually get used to it.
It's all about conditioning, you did it as a one off and acted weird about it making her feel worse, if you made it a normal activity she probably wouldn't care anymore.
This fucking thread was amazing but this post takes the cake.
And don't come to me with this "She's just a girl forget about it bullshit" I've had my share of girls, and without wanting to sound like I have One-itis, well she IS really different from all the girls out here. She skates with me, she plays vydia with me, she swims she does all this shit that girls don't usually do, we share everything..
It's transcendal shit going on and it was meant to be for the long run....
Fuck I'm tired
I had a gf when I was like 14. we were fucking and I wanted to take pictures. she said no, I was weirdly insistent, she got scared. couple months later when they forget and you put some effort in to rebuild trust, it's back to normal. just go apologise, don't be weird, and most of all don't kill yourself. what the fuck man? how fucking naive are you?
oh cmon man... let it be, yes I was talking about shit that other girls usually don't do, but when I said that I wasn't talking about that anymore, I only refered it because I love that about her... fuck man I haven't slept or eaten anything enough for 1 day in the last 4 days, give it a break
i got drunk and tried to put my finger in my girlfriend without permission
she stopped me but i still feel guilty about it and i felt like a rapist ever since
Nope but I've seen gay porn, doesn't attract me at all. Traps also. I love women.
Wrong choice of word. "On rare occasions I remember this event and think WTF" is more suitable than "haunt".
deliberately hit a drunk guy with my car outside a party one night, apparently he needed surgery, morphine, and had to wear casts on both his arms for a few months
>i haven't slept in three days
snuck out with my friend when i was 17, got drunk, he totalled his car, we ran away and got picked up. went home, back to bed, he called insurance in the morning to say his car got stolen
parents completely oblivious to how close we came to death, he gets money from insurance claim for a new car
i guess it was a victimless crime, although it wasn't really my doing
you should tell him what you did, only way to make it right
you will get in a fuckton of shit but you deserve it and the only way you can absolve yourself of guilt is to face the consequences of your actions
>couple of hot female friends stay with me and my roommates for weekend
>everyone drinking and having a good time
>everybody goes to bar, I stay in
>go through all their bags sniffing their panties
>take sexiest pair from each of them and wrap it around my dick and jack off
>put them back after
I pushed a kid down a flight of stairs in third grade just to show him and two other kids that I could.
When he hit the bottom of the staircase, he didn't move until (I assume) well after we had left.
The next day, he came in with a cast on his arm.
No one approached me about it or anything.
Sorry, Victor. If I stop myself from being such a shit in the past, I would.