If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.
So, listen up.
Your music is fucking garbage.
There, I said it.
Mindless crap. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people.
Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. My opinion demands respect.
Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is void of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines.
Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.
And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer.
Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.
It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.
Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the most your music just flat out sucks.
Music should convey some sense of humanity — who we are, and what we feel. I know that’s a hard concept to digest since your idea of a relationship is picking up a new Twitter follower.
Where’s the love and romance in the mind-numbing rubbish that’s played at most nightclubs? Is there any conveyance pain and loss? Or pride and joy? How about playing a catchy tune that’s just fun to sing along with?
Is that too much to fucking ask?
I don’t expect to like everything that’s new. As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances.
Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary.
If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980’s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like fucking Amadeus.
There’s a reason this “music” is used as a weapon on suspected terrorists, forcing them to wear earphones and being bombarded with such abuse for hours. I’m not making this up. This is the brain-frying shit they put on the headphones and strap to the ears of prisoners who are handcuffed behind their backs and sit naked in jail cells while they are forced to endure this madness.
I’d rather blow my fucking brains out, and if I ever did managed to get out, I’d be running off to join the nearest terrorist cell in order to extract my revenge.
Have a listen this rubbish (CLICK BELOW) if you can stand it for more than a few seconds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJnVCAxOLNA
I know what you’re thinking. You want to go after my music. You want to blast away at me. Go ahead, fuckers. See if you can top what I like at the conclusion of this article. You’re drawing so fucking dead you should even be in my game.
So, what constitutes real music? Here’s a list of things I believe to be essential.
REAL MUSIC DEFINED BY NOLAN DALLA:
(1) Real music is created by humans, not by a machine or a computer.
(2) Real music has structure and consistency.
(3) Real music elicits real emotions — of love, loss, anger, fear, happiness, hope, inspiration, or anything related to the gambit of being human.
(4) Real music requires talent.
(5) Real music requires instruments and/or voices.
(6) Real music should be cross generational.
(7) Real music shouldn’t need gadgets or special effects to be enjoyed.
Here and now, I’ll leave you with a video clip of real music (CLICK BELOW).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Af372EQLck
When one of those fucking machines creates a sound that can somehow match this magical majesty, then give me a call. Until then, don’t label what you listen to as “music.” It’s not music. It’s garbage.
cool blog bro
She's the best female pop artist of this generation, there is no point in denying it.
*blocks your path*
who gives a shit?
>>73354084
Obviously you because you came in this thread and needed to remind us that you ""don't"" care instead of just hiding and ignoring it.
what was your first shugazi album?
Airiel - The Battle of Sealand for me
>>73353878
That's a rather esoteric choice for a first shogays record. Did you discover it by accident? I can't imagine anyone finding out about Fleeting Joys before MBV.
mine was whirr 's distressor, i don't think I even knew what shoegaze was at the time. i got it off a /mu/ sharethread.
Last one is dead - Time for a new one.
Post, listen, share, download and leave feedback and recs. Have a nice Day!
https://pxlsequence.bandcamp.com/album/valleys-ep
>piano >loops >ambient >chill >lofi >experimental
THX for listening and feedback.
https://wyndwood.bandcamp.com/
>Acoustic
>Bedroom
>Emo
>>73353831
Edgy logo
https://varsas.bandcamp.com/
>music
>"music"
Finally finished my psychedelic album entitled "Fáradt a hegy" after 6 months of procrastination and it will be released next month
>gets trendy rappers to join her on track about BBC orgies
>tries for more meme urban sound
>shills for Hill, gets dykecut
>p4k still pans
kek
>it's a "popstar fakes going into maturity by suddenly switching to an edgy and dark style" episode
This trend must stop.
>>73353818
Every album with black people on it gets an extra 4 points by P4K. So really, this would be a 0.8
>>73353851
Popstars have their 15 minutes but artists are forever
It's a smart career move. Her boobs won't be perfect forever
Why is there never a thread for depressing music on mu? It's the only genre of music I like
Recs here. Starting with one of the best of all time.
>>73353798
there is literally always a thread for depressing music in which the same 5 albums are posted
>>73353798
because depressing music isn't a fucking genre
No thread up so let's do this. Post your page, comment/offer advise and recommend what you like.
Mine:
https://soundcloud.com/violentdreamsmusic/together-1
>Shoegaze
>Dream pop
>male, female vox
https://soundcloud.com/hollywisemedia/two-hearted-blues
>electronic, dream pop, instrumental hip hop, demo
musix to lose ur sleep to
https://soundcloud.com/nathanoriginal/perfecting-the-art-of-drowning-again
>melancholy trap
>blink-182 raps
https://soundcloud.com/daliborovo-granje
>psychedelic rock
>instrumental
>lo-fi
Post a favourite you don't think /mu/ knows and other anons rate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHMcrfXxlDM&index=135&list=LLZKTCL4HGl-gb_xqSwUipJw
>>73353743
I know that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5oyiVqwIM
>>73353743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJzLc8Cj-AY&list=LLZKTCL4HGl-gb_xqSwUipJw&index=173
this one is super interesting if you watch this
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGMypR-fvkk
first
>>73353754
cool just about to have dinner so ill rate in a moment
So what, I'm gone for a week and collage threads die? What's the deal
3x3 4x4 5x65
>>73353625
its my fault, i ruined everything
check out this SICK ASS 5x3
>>73353625
I rec that u contort urself
>>73353644
its not you
its me :(
>>73353670
that satie makes me want to blow myself up it's so pretty, sampled some other versions and they all sounded like they were played too fast or something after listening to the reinbert ones, not sure
why are Aussies incapable of making good music?
>we wuz KANG(aroo)s
Dirty Three
The Necks
Oren Ambarchi
Kane Iken
Ben Frost
Lawrence English
>>73353669
the list goes on
I'm really tired and can't seem to fall asleep.
What's some music a cowboy would listen to riding 18 on trail of tears or some shit
some guy linked overtone country a few weeks ago in some thead and it was *spicy*
>>73353506
This is the closest I've found and it's not country but it's the same concept just not weird ( or at least as weird )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1pcEtHI_w
>>73353506
GUYS I FOUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhmDYLXFto
Johnny Cash is the closest thing to decent country music, really
Why do people listen to absolute garbage music like indie/alternative rock or ambient? Such low energy.
You think Trump listens to Hi-NRG?
>>73353476
I'm not from the US, I don't give a fuck about your politcians. I'm just saying these genres have extremely low energy. I don't really get how can you listen to this type of music most of the time.
>>73353461
Some people don't have adhd metalautist.
Melodrama leaked
post links if you have them
>>73353337
http://www32.zippyshare.com/v/RGOH3odq/file.html
it's shit xd
Flac pls?
I don't really see much discussion of Lil Peep on /mu/ even though he gets millions of views on his songs. is he /mu/ approved?
yessir
>even though he gets millions of views on his songs
whoah!
Iced out teeth, want an iced out whip
With the limousine tints, you can suck my dick
artists you enjoy everything by
and Stereolab
>>73353186
Hey me
>>73353186