>be me >work at Costco >be a sort of liberal leaf, can't

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>be me
>work at Costco
>be a sort of liberal leaf, can't tie myself down to a single party
>work in demonstrations
>see people of every political, ethnic, and religious background every day
>realise that no matter who you are, you all follow the exact same pattern, saying the exact same jokes, asking the exact same questions, and being fucking vultures at my demonstrations table
>run out of prepared samples
>Jewish couple come up, fucking noses like they're a walking stereotype
>faggot children with them
>"where are the samples. My family is hungry"
>FuckingChrist.jpg
>Explain I have to go to the back for more samples
>Get yelled at for 30 minutes
>Literally not allowed to say anything negative to customers because The Gods of Costco say so

How could this happen to me