Half of Equestria wants to fuck his wife. The other half wants

Fuck him.

Revel in the fact that as the princess of Love itself, Cadence could have literally anyone on the planet as a potential suitor, yet chose him.

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Shining's mom is for sexual.

>>30957605
>EVERYBODY wants to fuck his baby

Uhh

>>30957717
Yeah, I want to fuck Shining's mom.

While he watches.

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>>30957605
All that shit is headcanon.
Shining Armor having mares everywhere after his dick is actually canon though.

>>30957605
He fucks everyone to teach them that before they ever could think of fucking his mom, sister, wife and daughter they first must endure his shinning manhood up their red or brown cherry.

See how tired he is: every time his wife visits Ponyville and takes Flash Sentry with her as her personal guard the poor and tired Shinning Armor must do a double dick shift to fuck whoever is laying eyes on his wife and also must fuck her guard to keep him from laying eyes on his wife or little sister.

The things he does for love...

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>>30957613
this
he's the best

>>30957717
This nigga gets it.

>>30957605
It's clear. He has to fuck them first in order to lay claim.

>>30957605
>fuck his baby, sister and wife at the same time

>>30957605
100% of the mares wants to fuck him too

>>30957613
Sick

>>30957605
Fuck them before they can fuck them.

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EVERYBODY wants to fuck the baby.

>>30957605
>EVERYBODY wants to fuck him
Fixed that for you.

>>30957643
>implying Candy doesn't fuck everyone she meets
>implying she didn't marry Shining because Celestia had plans for Twiggy and wanted to give her legitimacy

>>30960623
Does the seapone have toes?

>>30958118
>>30957613
>>30960636

All of these

His daughter is mine

>>30957717
Built for breeding.

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>>30960623
>that kicky Applejack 'woooo'

>>30957613
oh yeahhhhh

>>30961551
She's got claws, she's a hypogriff.

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Family orgy.