Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Another weekend, another episode! How'd you like it? Was Twilight's time well spent? Isn't it great Discord's such a pal?Did the Smooze get to go fishing?
>>25362030
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 – The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>purple
Gotta hand it to him, Discord is really fucking dedicated to being the biggest asshole in the universe.
>>25366666
Megasatan plz
>>25366651
>futureposting
>>25366645
OH NO NOT THAT
Cheeky Spike vs Smug Twilight
the neverending war of wits
megasatan get
>>25366658
OH YES THAT
Filly doesn't want to be your little filly anymore.
So what are the pony anthology videos anyways? I've never watched them. Are they just a compilation of big things in the fandom as time goes on?
Another episode, another poll.
As usual r8 if it was gr8 or just another b8, m8.
http://episode22poll.chod.sk
>>25366658
Why didn't he become a meme like Octavia?
>>25366672
Big
floppy
Pony
Horns
>>25366672
How much purple is required to make a horse a purple?
I was underwhelmed by today's episode. The moral felt really weak to me, since Discord went out and said he was being a dick on purpose.
Then, the Mane 6 laugh at him, and make jokes he'll feel left out on.
>>25366686
He isn't British.
>>25366679
It's a collection of un-related flash shorts composed by various flash short artists in the fandom.
If you like stupid little jokes most of them are great. But because of the length you'll probably only watch the whole thing once then just look up the shorts themselves by the artist and watch just their contributions by themselves.
>>25366658
FS I need you to archive the happy Amethyst in the background whenever best quality is available
that is a moment of Spontaneous Happy that happens to ponies and the phenomenon needs to be observed more
>>25366710
PURPLE
>>25366736
That is in fact Sea Swirl anonymous
>>25366736
I like how Berry is taking care of her plants.
>>25366752
i cant keep track of all the purples
>>25366736
Look at all those pretty and happy mares.
I wish I was one of them.
>>25366784
They are fun to keep track of anonymous!
Either way that horse will be safely cataloged when the episode is out in decent quality
She is a cute horse when happy
this ep was literally
>I had fun once and it was awful
>>25366791
You're just not supposed to be happy, Anon. It's not for everyone. Like college. Or girlfriends.
>>25366607
>Was Twilight's time well spent?
By her definition of "well spent", yes.
From the point of anyone sane probably not
Discord is bonding with your waifu right now.
>>25366778
I like how Lyra and Bon Bon are hanging out by the well again
don't they remember what happened last time
>>25366657
Which is pretty funny, seeing how it ended up being about Glimmer
>>25366712
Thinking they were just being cheeky to counter-kuck Discord is a better way of thinking of it
>>25366834
They want Derpy to show up again. They've been meaning to invite her for some mare on mare on mare action.
>>25366825
my waifu is perfectly free of hanging out with whoever she wants
being possessive/paranoid would be a terrible thing to do with such social creatures like pones
>>25366834
i never caught that derpy before
>>25366848
You can't just invite the well dweller
>>25366859
xieril you are going to get the c word thrown around
>>25366867
Have there been any Derpy appearances lately anyway?
>>25366866
Its in the spikezilla episode anon go get your dose of derp
and a side order of Junebug while you are at it
>>25366859
Dash a cool
She wants it.
>>25366885
>>25366867
Lyra and Bonbon have a few wells for her to dwell in.
>>25366891
She was in the Nightmare Night episode.
>>25366880
you mean "cute"?
>>25366885
That's pretty sad.
>>25366897
Wants what?
>>25366906
>She was in the Nightmare Night episode.
Right, I completely forgot
>>25366607
He saw can paint a pretty twily
>>25366885
>>25366901
>>25366910
The worst part is that the original version of that episode was shot a few days after his wife died
>>25366930
>>25366918
Your donuts!
>>25366930
Jesus. I didn't know that. That gives a lot of needed context to that line.
RIP in Peace, Bob
>>25366930
>>25366607
>>25366926
Addendum: Did he paint her with big hips in that picture or what!
>>25366925
She tends to go through dry spells where she is nowhere to be seen for a few eps and then shows back up
I am just glad shes back
>>25366930
fuck
>>25366957
Derpy is off having her own epic adventures.
We only see her when she's back in Ponyville just goofing off with her friends.
>>>/trash/7671
O-oh.
>>25366997
>there are like ten pony threads on that board
pfff
>>25366980
thats my own headcanon
makes for a very hilarious situation when it comes to explaining her appearance as a filly The Cutie Pox
Just what kind of madness was she involved in there I wonder
Twilicorn is evil, a little racist and her butt isn't cute
>>25366997
So Ponychan and the bread are back...
what a well behaved pony, keeping her elbows off the table like a good filly
>All the other pony threads are being taken to the trash.
>MLPG gets to stay in our rightful channel.
Feels good man.
>>25367051
she's so precious
>>25367051
She's jacking off Discord's long prehensile dick that's underneath the table.
>>25367082
Can't get over how pretty that pony is sometimes
can i fuck this
>>25367104
does she have a cutie mark?
>>25367104
Only if she has a butt stamp.
>>25367098
I JUST SAW COSMO ON ANOTHER BOARD
HATE COSMO
>>25367098
I agree
>>25366846
Hmmm...
Time travel.
>>25367039
good work anon
it's perfect
>>25367122
SCANDALOUS!
SCANDALLLLL
>>25367145
>>25367122
Very funny
>>25367138
I loved her right at the start doing the double dialogue.
>>25367144
Jeannies hairstyle is simply da bes
>>25367039
It will end in Summer 2016.
I figured out why it was so funny!
>>25367175
Is this shooped?
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE SEEN THE SUN
>>25367234no_
>>25367175
I don't see anything?
>what kinda fertilizer had you had your nose in, Twilight?
which pony snorts fertilizer every weekend?
>>25367264
SHE NEVER SEES THE SUN
SHE'S ALWAYS ON THE RUN
>>25367231
>That stare from Winona
>>25367285
>>25366885
>I have two sides
>Nicest princess you'll ever meet
>And twisted fucking psychopath
How did you react to Peanut Butter Hooves being literal canonized meme?
do ponies believe in the big bang
do they believe in evolution
>>25367300
starlight?
kinda blurry
>>25367306
what the fuck is "peanut butter hooves"
is that from horsewife?
did everyone enjoy the show today?
Filly summoned sparklelord.
>>25367300
Fuggg
>>25367331
nope, from the episode
>>25367397
Zombie owls confirmed.
>>25367377
radical
I fucking hated the ending. HURR DURR DISCORD DID IT ON PURPOSE ALL ALONG, SEE HE IS BAD!
No, thats fucking stupid. God forbid they give Twilight a small character flaw by just being jealous and acting irrationally FOR ONCE.
Come on seriously whats the message here, if your friends hang out without you then they're purposefully trying to exclude you? Fuck whoever wrote this shit.
>>25367363
Since season two?
Season one was when it was EC.
Filly returned from the dead as a ghost to get revenge on you.
>>25367078
This thread is allowed on /mlp/ Anon. If it was the only thread on the board, the last one wouldn't have died prematurely
>>25367409
You've never watched Star Trek, have you?
Discord is unabashedly Q. Like, literally Q as he's hopping through the Pone dimension.
>>25367409
>God forbid they give Twilight a small character flaw by just being jealous and acting irrationally FOR ONCE
but that's exactly what happened
>>25367409
Why can't it be both?
Discord did something bad and Twilight also acted emotionally out of jealousy.
>>25367409
He was being a cunt, but they played it for laughs. Completely different from what happened in Tanks
>tfw Twilight will never have a mental breakdown again
>>25367411
I remember them saying how much that opened up the show for them switching to TV Y. They no longer had to have a clear moral for every episode and they could get away with slightly more animated violence and lots of other weird FCC problems like name calling.
oh wow yet another fetish
>>25367444
But why did they have to write it as him doing something bad. Why couldnt it just have been "We hung out without Twilight."
I know he's supposed to be a villain in a kid's show, but come on that ending was just stupid.
Like I said, whats the message they're trying to convey? If your friends hang out with someone they dont like without you, there's some sort of shifty shit going down?
Who fucking thinks like that?
Angry filly
>>25367505
I agree the ending was kind of stupid and it would have been better if Discord hadn't been a dick just to make Twilight feel jealous. I think they were going for him trying to teach Twilight a harsh lesson much like Q like >>25367435 suggested, but the writers just missed the mark a bit.
>>25367527
The same thing they always talk about, I imagine
ponying
>>25367516
>horn touching
Unf.
it must be nice to be spike and be at ass level all day with naked mares
Discord with horsecock, dogknot, barbs, and foreskin
>>25367516
Sweetie is such a lewd little filly
>>25367527
The huge dump Lyra took that morning. Even Bonbon was impressed.
>>25367503
Where the Hell have you been?
fluttershy is a very punny pony
This filly is stronger than you.
>>25367582
I already have that horse
>>25367557
>>25367597
Most ponies are.
>>25367557
Don't forget the soda can for reference
>>25367593
WHAT A CARD
>>25367557
unf
>>25367582
what do you "win"?
>>25367606Jealous
>>25367313
Its Starlight, yes
>>25367635
A kiss!
>>25367597
Once I get to Equestria and have cartoon physics applied to me I'm gonna be the strongest.
>>25367653
I guess I am lucky I got her when she was just gems
screw that balloon pop crap, its rigged as hell
>>25366607
THAT TWILIGHT SPARKLE HAS A HUGE ASS.
You can go to Equestria, butyou will serve me.
Trash waifu confirmed
>>>/trash/8625
>>>/trash/8666
>>25367597
How is that little filly so powerful?
>>25367645
Just wait until someone tries to point this out to LK on tumblr
And he'll just say "what" and then go back to doing nothing
>>25367682
I got scrjewed out of my progress by my phone for no apparent reason so i just had no desire to continue it.
We even finally got our two years delayed update not long ago.
>>25366885
Oh... I didn't expect these feels.
>>25367699
You look like old motley crue, mom.
>>25367704
So, white trash?
>>25367710
she has a great deal ofhorse power
>>25367719
the game does tend to be suffering for any of us not on iOS devices
But I still have my progress so as long as there are cute stallions to hoard I shall be there
Smells like mettaton.
>>25367774
>"Smells like Manchester"
>>25367699
>can't exhaust their friends
>It was a ho snake, super deadly
Please don't fuck your friends.
>>25367753
>Thunderlane
>Rumble
>Coco
There is Maud Pie too isn't there?
I really don't want to have to do everything from scratch but it's making temptation.
>>25367793
The rare magical half-scrunch.
>>25366897
>She sees your penis
Oh hey, they can't shitpost about the own being dead anymore. That's a plus.
>>25367811
Not deadly, just playful
>>25367817
There are lots of horses, including all the pies. Though Limestone and Marble are represented as fillies still.
The most important thing however is that there are good number of background stallions!
>>25367753
Wish I had those two pones
>>25367829
>they can't shitpost anymore
Don't get your hopes up.
>>25367704
>shitpost board
didnt we already have s4s?
WE'RE THE PEGASUS CLAN AND WE'RE HERE TO SAY________________
>>25367871
That is just so appropriate.
Literal trash waifu for the trash board.
>>25367811
that part was cute, Dash is such a joker
anyone else catch the little musical motif in the background?
so what's her name
orangeshy
flutterorange
>>25367860
they are the best brother horses
>>25367890
all of the friend horses from The Cutie Map will live there once you acquire them
its like halfway house for horses that used to be equal butts
>>25367829
did you see the peanut butter hooves meme?
*dances on peanut butter*
>>25367899
Fluttershy as an orange.
>>25367724
I guess you weren't there for the Bob Ross marathon. Watching Bob for the couple days and then the final episode, that was something really heavy.
How was the episode?
>>25367967
fillies just choose any pony to be their parent for the day
>>25367832
>"Stay strong Spike...Stay strong for mother..."
>>25367967
Since she became part of THE DISCOVERY FAMILY
>>25367975
Ok, but kinda poorly written.
>>25367975
You kind of had to be there
>>25367967
Better question.Why don't you have one?
>>25367975
Discord was a treat as usual, dumb Twily was muddled as usual.
Half great, half boring.
>>25367829
The owl was in Magic Sheep dumbass baka
>>25367981
or human, right?
i could be a good dad to a filly for a day
pic unrelated
>>25368013
That episode was just a dream
>>25368021
do you have any experience in having a filly daughteru?
pènka pà sure likes her tushies
Filly gave you a 1 star review on Google because you sucked as a parent-for-a-day.
>I need you to drink this potion so you can break the spell discord has put you under!
That's
that's fucking dumb twilight
holy shit who made you princess
how could they actually know they're under a spell
>>25368043
>>25368065
I'm pretty sure the potion is just grape drink
>>25368065
I wonder what it tasted like.
>>25368103
Funnily enough, I was thinking this too.
Why didn't she dispelled it herself?
>>25368103
one letter off
>>25368103
you mean purple drank
Fellas
I think I'm falling out of pone.
>>25368166
More ponies for me.
>>25368166
Fare thee well, anonymous
We shall see you again in a few days
>>25368166
Don't worry, pony will just clench and keep you in there.
>>25368166
we'll shove you back up inside her
oh shit
someone call the burn unit because twilight just got rekt
>>25368185
I would drink anything that horse gives me.
Anything.
I think the best part was how nonchalant and open twilight was about attempting to drug her friends.
the best part was the bob ross reference
>>25368166
what a fag
>>25366834
what episode is this from?
i liked the little discord picture on his throne
>>25368276
The Secret of My Excess
>"This is the worst handjob ever"
>>25368204mlpg plays minecraft
The ponies are ascending.
>>25368281
Is that from dune?
>>25368292
>MLPG doing anything together
If they ever get ponecraft up and running I would totally play horse cubes with MLPG
F I L L Y
Tell me about filly, /co/.
Which filly is your favorite and why?
>>25368284
>"Are you cumming yet Twilight?"
>>25368341
I like this filly. She actually got pretty good at magic during this season.
>>25368283
thank you bro_ny
Man, it's been a while since they ended an episode with everyone standing around laughing.
>>25368312
There's a server, isn't there? Is anyone playing it?
>>25368339
I really like the mine little pony mod. I like being a little pony doing things, avoiding danger and building myself a nice hole to live in. Grow vegetables, etc. I always consider doing a vegetarian run but usually give up when I need a quick food source or get impatient growing crops.
>>25368338
>Cutie mark also matches
Holy fucking crap
>>25368338
I want to fuck that horse.
>>25368392
/thread
>>25368374
Sweetie Belle is an exquisite filly.
She's not getting any favorite placement from me, but she is high up there. I like her colors andrip her squeaks ;_;
>>25368341
You already posted my favorite filly anon!
So I shall post my second favorite instead
>>25368380
Well there was a server for general minecraft but not for the mod with the actual horses and horse races and stuff yet
>>25368355
this felt like a season 1 episode, when they used to learn friendship lessons and write letters to princess celestia
what lessons have the ponies learned lately
>>25368338
Your theory is crazy.
>Their baby is Starlight Glimmer
>She went back in time to... do something
>And take all the cutiemark power from everyone
>Twilight stops her by causing Cadance to have an abortion
>>25368338
Oh god, that would be some amazing plot twist
Skyla actually being Glimmer and fucking around with time travelI kinda fear that whatever the final might end up being, it will be disappointing because there are too many other crazy fan theories
>>25368408
>You already posted my favorite filly anon!
FIGHT
ME
>>25368173
when did this maid appear?
>>25368338
>Glimmer was born a unicorn
>She's butthurt because she wanted to be an alicorn like her mom
>She was going to get the wings, but then Celestia chose Twilight instead
MAAAAAAAAN
>>25368400
I'm surprised I don't have more pics of her, but yes, most exquisite.
>>25368419
I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN ANONYMOUS
>>25368419
HELP THE FILLIES ARE ATTACKING
I want to be turned into a diamond dog bitch.
>>25368430
crusaders of the lost mark
they're dt's family maids
So how many times has Glimmer showed up in the background so far?
>>25368412
>You can't make all your past mistakes go away instantly
>conversely, you can't beat yourself up over them
>You have to sacrifice your vision for commercial success
>Even those your highly respect might not be the best of individuals
>Differences should be celebrated, not stamped out
And those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head. This season has had the most grounded morals of the whole show.
>>25368434
>being so mad she travelled back in time to become one
>>25368446
nice
I like how Discord was still a bit of a dick, but within reasonable levels.
Dude could still do his chaos magic and stuff while entertaining everyone and having fun.
>>25368440
IF IT'S A FIGHT YOU WANT. IT'S A FIGHT YOU'LL GET.
I SUMMON STRONG FILLY. YOU CANNOT WIN.
>>25368408
So what's all the hold up?
EmptyAudio was trying to make sure all the mods work together? And then they didn't? Did he just disappear?
>>25368435
>I'm surprised I don't have more pics of her,
I am going to require that you correct this wrong.
>>25368458
HEY STRONG FILLY COME HERE I NEED YOU TO ADDRESS THIS LARGE CROWD STRANGE PONIES
>>25368462
Yeah he was ironing out some stuff out last I heard but its been a bit
>>25368341
I have so many favorites.
>>25368447
this
>fucking this
>>25368470
I could just eat her up
>>25368470
I shall do my best!
>>25368487
Strong filly ignores your crowd and goes to get her ball, and destroys your base of operation in the process.
what is spike's role on the show, like what kind of character is he supposed to be
>>25368498
Man I would cuddle that little pone forever she's so soft and cute
>>25368515
he's the dragon
Glimmer has only reappeared in Twilight episodes
>>25368515
He's the little 7 year old boy who follows his big sister around everywhere.
>>25368447
Amending fences and today.There was also some speculation that it was her who ordered the cake in the Wonderbolts episode
>>25368491
A common phenomenon.
The best way to correct this problem is to accept it and disambiguate the favoritism to find your one true favorite.
>>25368531
It's weird how few Twilight episodes we got this season.
>>25366824
ooooh, great kindle wallpaper!
She may not be a filly, or even a pony, but she's still number one in my heart.
>>25368531
In that case she should appear next week, too
>>25368549
>tfw still got one of the super old kindles where setting a background is just too much effort to bother
>>25368498
Do not eat the ponies.
>>25368548
At least we got more than last season
>>25368576
It's just a saying, Sweetie, I'm not going to actually eat youthis time
>>25368502
That is all anyone can require.
Filly is coming.
>>25368576
>>25368576
Eat the ponies
>>25368525
don't forget warm
and a little heavier than she looks
>>25368548
Wasn't like 90% of Season 1 Twilight episodes?
FILLIES ON PARADE
>>25368607
No, she just appeared in all of them
>>25368612
FILLING IN THE NAME OF
>>25368604
She's got to weigh like twenty pounds at the most.
>>25368629
what a butt on that filly
>>25368602
I wish I was a griffon, I'd eat ponies while flying.
>>25368625
GUERRILLA FILLY
>>25368553Does she like grown-up things, though
>>25368625
RUNNIN 'ROUND THE FAMILY
WITH A POCKET FULL OF BOOPS
>>25368662
She likes eating ramen noodles for breakfast.
>>25368638
i want to sniff her pillowy butt
Why is Daniel Ingram so god damn based.
Charismatic, professional, chill as fuck, handsome as fuck, every time they let him loose he produces solid gold.
>>25368638
It'll be way nicer than her sisters
>>25368710
Ingram we know its you who is making those posts!
>>25368700
>you smell her butt...it just smells like filly butt
>you're not sure what you were expecting
>>25368573
>too much effort to bother
I made a script that replaces the ads from special offers to pony wallpapers and rotates them randomly each lock.
I could just disable ads and I had it that way earlier, but then I wouldn't see the wallpapers cause I have the magnetic cover and it automatically unlocks when opened. With ads, you have to also slide your finger to unlock.
>too much effort to bother
>>25368684
>being poor
that is indeed a grown-up thing.
>>25368725
I was expecting that new filly butt smell.
>>25368732
I have a Kindle 4, which seems to be at least one generation before what you have because it doesn't have a touch screen yet
>>25368739
>"HI, FILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXY FLANK DEODORIZER!"
>"DOES YOUR BUTT HAVE THAT STALE CORN CHIP SMELL? WELL NOT ANYMORE!"
>>25368607
These are the episodes I would say were chiefly Twilight episodes in Season 1:
Friendship is Magic, part 1 & 2
The Ticket Master
Boast Busters
Winter Wrap Up
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Adding in paired and group focus episodes, I'd say Bridle Gossip and Swarm of the Century had a fair bit for Twilight to do, Applebuck Season was about Applejack with Twilight as the sort-of protagonist (against the antagonist that is Applejack's stubborness), A Bird in the Hoof was a Fluttershy focused episode with Twilight playing a major support role. And of course her backstory in The Cutie Mark Chronicles.
That's 6/26 full Twilight episodes (23%), or if you're generous to count the above, that's 11/26 (42% Twilight episodes).
>>25368766
look at this egghead
Are unicorn horns part of their skull, or is it a mass of cartilage or keratin like matter?
>>25368737
Derpy is an adult pony who does many adult things in her day-to-day routine.
>>25368185
The castle will be destroyed in Season 6.
>>25368754
it would be strange to walk in on filly smearing that on her butt
FillyAnon's butt
>>25368753
I have Paperwhite 1. Although non-touch editions had completely different software, level of effort needed to setup wallpapers haven't changed much, at least not till Paperwhite.
>>25368725
so, basically like candy and flowers?
>>25368802
I was thinking more like fresh laundry with dryer sheets, but I'm sure it differs between butts
>>25368766
Yeah, they just felt like more because she was shoehorned at the end of every episode to tell the moral
>>25368788
It's inserted. If filly isn't a unicorn, she may need to ask for help from another filly.
>>25368817
yikes
>>25368773
part of their skull
>>25365227
Yes, to everything about this
>>25368833
Indeed. Lyra's butt also smells suspiciously of new filly smell.
Do you think she does it herself, or because Bonbon makes her do it?
>>25368773
Yes.
Oh, you want us to theorize?
Well, this is from Scare Master. So either way it apparently doesn't deteriorate - duplicate >>25368838
and it's connected to the skull solidly. Whether it's different material, I don't know. Do you think there's a thin layer of skin/coat fuzz? Otherwise their horn either grows a color to match their fur, the show simplifies their designs by not having freaky bone-white horns on all the unicorns, or unicorns have colored skeletons.
>>25368864
sounds like something Bon Bon would make her doshe likes to call Lyra her little filly
>>25368808
>>25368874
>ageplay
unfffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFF
>>25368873
Ponies are made of marshmallows, including their bones.
>>25368903
what's the best way to make a pocket pussy out of marshmallows
>>25368903
Alright. But are their bone marshallows made with the same dye as their horn marshmallow?
>>25368773
>>25368838
>>25368873
Traditionally, the substance unicorn horn is made from (as well as its proper name) is alicorn.
>>25368874
>>25368893
Lyra's into it, just a little.She'd never admit it though.
>>25368864
You mean she gave birth?
>>25368710
>He uses a pony OC avatar on Twitter.
I wonder if anyone's drawn porn of it?
Has anyone shown it to him?
>"Haha! Ball!"
>>25368947
...that's an excellent question actually. I want to say "yes" because I have faith in our degeneracy to create such a thing but derpibooru doesn't pull up anything. Unless his OC has a specific name I'm not finding.
>>25368980
Not a bad horse at all
back end of the mane could be a bit frizzier though to match the front
>>25368950
hehe
>>25368950
>Paint your nutsack to look like a tennis ball.
>Celestia starts batting at it with her hooves.
>and puts it in her mouth.
Filly is nuzzling you in a very affectionate manner.
>>25369028
give the filly a filly treat
what kind of name is rarity
>>25369028
I've heard that's actually a display of dominance rather than affection. Kind of like how those huge rottweiler dogs lean on you.
Filly is humping your leg again.
I wish I was a cute stallionso I could get belly rubs from EqG Lyro
>>25369044
A rare one.
>>25369028
Ew she's getting her filly diseases over me!
>>25369051
submit to the filly
>>25369060
I feel like you'd get more than that
>>25369060
Being a cute stallion getting belly rubs would be pretty much the best possible outcome and would result in winning the game
>>25369062
>"..Must kill John Lennon."
>>25369073
What about new game+?
>>25369092
NG+ would be the same thing but with another pony rubbing your belly.
>>25369092
two belly rubbers at the same time?
>>25369092
You could play a new game of course anon but I would be completely content with that outcome
[Cleaning sounds in the background.]
>>25369070
I forget that stallion x woman is a thing
I know there's barely any of it in this god-forsaken fandom
But it's still the absolute hottest fucking thing and it's a damn shame
>>25369128
Agreement
Theres better stallions to use now too than in s1
>>25368873
The horn itself wasn't bending, the the section where it touches the skull. It could be made of cartilage like material, with the most tension at that point. The horn actually bending was a disease in Cutie Pox
>>25369128
wasn't someone doing a project set in a world where all dudes were stallions and all ladies were busty lasses
what ever happened to that
>>25369161
excuuuse you
some of the best background horse stallions have been around since episode 1
though its true there are lots of great ones that have been added since
>>25369182
>busty lasses
Go to bed, grandpa.
>>25369172
I knew someone was going to theorize on the nature of horns because of what Discord did in this episode.
And I want to shut you down right now by saying that was Discord interacting with the horn. He made it react like that because he wanted it to. It's the same reason Fluttershy turned into a giant orange. Their horns don't actually boing like that.
>>25369203
Cutest little cripple
>>25369182
It's kind of far back on the priority list, but it's there.
>>25369128
Especially when the stallion starts whispering degrading things to the woman.
>"Letting a horse fuck you? God, how fucking degenerate."
>"Your pathetic human vagina can't even fit me in halfway!"
>"It's good to see you inferior species know your place as toys."
>>25369206
But they've boinged like that before
>>25369239
Ohgod yes
>>25369206
>Ponyville Confidential
Why aren't you drinking right now?
>>25366641
how did they even know bob ross was going to be a huge meme now?
>>25369239
>it was you
>and you're still alive
this is fantastic news
even if it's on the back-burner
>>25369245
what, no it isn't
it's best when they're deeply in love with each other
>>25369230
>>25369239
Huuuuh
Plot Twist: Starlight Glimmer is actually__Nyx__
>>25369264
I'm defrosting my fridge because I let inches of ice build up
>>25369277
But they are. The stallion is humoring the fetishes of his beloved.
>>25369264
I am though
>>25369264Because I got drunk yesterday and tomorrow is my birthday. I don't want people to think I'm depressed.
>"I think you've had enough irish coffee's, mom."
>>25369264
I am drinking this right now and I just realized how gay the name sounds
>>25369296
She's going to look a lot more bedraggled once she's 6 months pregnant
>>25369264
it's not good for you
>>25369295
>stallion will put up with your dumb kinks because he loves you so much
aww
that's cute
>>25369206
Fluttershy didn't turn into an orange, she was inside the orange
You encounter the Final Pony.
>>25369326
All the more better to brushie brush.
Filly's picked a fight with Sub Zero,and she needs your help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-nH05M-B4
>it's a Princess Twilight episode
>>25369377
Uppercut the filly to teach her a lesson
>>25369383
Why is he so perfect?
>>25369256
>>25369277
Now off to pretend I'm being productive, hey ho!
>>25369402
Shine on you crazy diamond
>>25369402
Huzzah!some dude was asking if you were still alive in the huge humans thread. You might stop by if you're feeling saucy.
>>25369438
I don't have anything new to show off, though. Maybe I'll dig up an ultra rare sketch.
Zecora turning Ponies into Zebras
>>25369478
zecora turning into a giant anthro zebra dragon futa thing
>>25369462
I really want more satyr family pics.
I only have a couple good ones.
>>25369491
>"WHY IN THE SAM HELL IS THIS ONE THREAD SO GOTDANG CONSISTENTLY DISGUSTING?"
>"IT'S LIKE YALL SAID 'HEY THAT THERE THING COULD BE WAY HOTTER IF'N IT HAD HYPER WHATNOTS AND WAS AN ANTHRO DOGMAID' OR SOME SHIT."
>>25368434
>cadance is actually pregnant with twins
>skyla is the alicorn and glimmer isn't
>she gets jealous/overshadowed and goes back to equalize everyone for revenge
>>25369491
>No one will ever draw Dragon Zecora pouring a anthrofication potion over anon and turning him into a voluptuous anthro mare.
>>25369558
Oh man that would be awesome
>>25369491
>anthro futa
>>25369565
>>>/tumblr.com/search/trans/
Saturday niiiiigggghhhtttt
Zecora's invited her friends over!
https://derpiboo.ru/998013?scope=scpeb45a4a91cfccedcffa9dcfd88652ecd360c4ec2cHelp the Cakes
>>25369553
>>25369577
hey, don't blame me
I'm just sharing the hottest new derpibooru memes
https://derpibooru.org/1005858
https://derpibooru.org/964466
https://derpibooru.org/962948
https://derpibooru.org/964466
>>25369565
they will if you pay them too
be like our anonymous hero
force your weird kink until it catches on
Reminder that Sunset Shimmer is an anthro.
>>25369606
>Rarity's mom in the windowI can't wait
Hey does anyone have any good comic pages of Prices where there's good shots of pegasuses?
I love how he draws their wings.
>>25369615
>humans are anthro
No shit.
>>25369608
I don't have any money.
>>25369606
Unf, but should of had one of the zebra stallions fucking Mr.Cake
>>25369600
Saturday night horse
>>25369623
I think this is from that one
>Zebra stallions fucking ponies until they produce more and more mixed, monochrome children that overrwrite pegasus and unicorn genes.
>>25369615
only when she "pony ups"
>>25369649
Stallions fucking humans until they produce a glorious race of horsecocked people
>>25366607
bump
>>25369693
Isn't it usually, the reverse, though? Anon fucks everything until he makes a race of Satyr abominations.
>>25369699>tfw never going to be the one to bump save the thread
>>25369600
>>25369637
IT'S TIME
TO
MAKE
EQUESTRIA
GREAT
AGAIN
>>25369462
just imagine those huge tits flopping around while she is being fucked by horse
>>25369699
>>25369699
>>25369649
>>25369716
I'M GOING TO FILL THAT FILLY UP WITH CANDY
>>25369700
Satyrs are 1/2 human and 1/2 horse.
Horsecocked humans are 3/4 human and 1/4 horse. They have 1 pony grandparent.
Alternatively, you could probably get a few from the satyrs offspring.
>>25369700
Yes, men sex mares, and stallions impregnate women. It's the perfect system.
>>25369713
that reminds me though
what the hell was up with that weird head they used for filthy rich in crusaders of the lost mark
it looked terrible
his normal head is way better
>>25369716
fillys head is too large she needs head reduction surgery
>>25369732
>1/4 of your body is your penis
nice meme
Princess Cadance and Twilight Sparkle keep trying to get you to drink their milk, so you can stay eternally young.
>>25369644
ya thats the ticket
>>25369765
Yeah.
More like 1/3 of your body.
>>25369623
>>25369771
It better turn me into a fertile young mareor a young, fertile femalenon-human
>>25369765
Have you seen pony porn?
Also it's so much 1/4 is their dick as much as their genitals are part of the 1/4 of their body that remains pony-like.
They also have fuzzy bellies.
>>25369771
Horse wife milk can do that?
Sign me the fuck up!
>>25369797
Big n flappy
Filly is going to drink a gallon of milk a day to stop being flat.
>>25369816
alicorn milk, yeah
which is why they need to focus on helping as many ponies as possible ascend
>>25369777
those 2 pegasi are so cute together
>>25369810
If you only change the parts of their bodies that you're attracted to, doesn't that make BEA right about satyrs?
Diamond DogDripdryforcing anon to lick her paws
>>25369895
There really should be a rule about posts that add the word "pony" or something similar like that makes it not off topic garbage.
>>25369895
>Dripdry
>
anon pls, that's unf
>>25369914
why don't you cry about it
>>25369932
Why don't you take it to the appropriate board, /trash/?
with this ep the finale is pretty much spoiled already
Fistingyour princess.
What do we have, 4 more episodes including the finale?
I can only remember The Mane Event
>>25369974
Why don't you stop shitposting?
>>25369974
is this the birth of an epic new meme
>>25369980
cute horse detected
shame there wasn't more done of him
>>25370002
well that shouldn't be too hard. I heard they were pretty loose
>>25369976
oh god she's Flitting everywhere
>>25370026
don't respond
>>25369974
I'm actually enjoying /trash/ so far
I might make a thread later to dump a bunch of my favorite fetishes in
>it's not what it looks like!
I've decided. I'm changing my life for the better.
No more jerking off showing my ass on omegle to ugly people, no more playing videogames all day and no more 4chan all day.
It's time to change, little by little.
>>25370072
>we're just fucking, I swear!
>>25370104
I didn't know diamond dogs had 4chan.
IT'S TIME FOR A NEW LEADER IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE
WE'RE HERE TO FIGHT FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE
>>25370104
I bet you have enough self control to do a 180° on your lifestyle Anon. Honest.
>>25369976
whoa calm down there pony
>>25370072
What does it look like?
>>25370104
I want to fuck that dog
>>25370135
VOTE FOR PIP!
>>25370002
She's going to get deep with this analysis
>>25370104
>showing my ass on omegle
what's wrong with this
I do it once a month or so and I don't think I'm a degenerate
>>25370141
It is not wise to try to stop an excited pony from ponying vigorously
they may call for backup
>>25370135
I didn't vote for Pip
>>25370104
I'd fuck that Diamond Dog
>>25370199is it big and girly
>>25370104
>>25370104
anthro
>>25370213Is there a dildo stuffed in it?
>>25370223
reply
>>25370198
Twilight should not wear lipstick. Or fingered gloves.This image scares me.
>>25370235anon I wanna watch your butt
Pip is a small colt.
>you'll never be a diamond dog bith with a phat ass
>>25370223
so report it
>>25370243a small colt with a gigantic dong
>>25370272
Why do you gotta make me feel, anon?
>>25370306
>let's go for a dip anon~
>>25370322
I can't swim.
>>25370319
so do something
>>25370336
just use her ass as a floatation device
>>25370342
you can't just break the cycle, anon
>>25370272
>you'll never fuck a diamond dog bitch with a fat ass
Well?
>>25370272
>a diamond dog bith
Twist plz
>>25370400
WOO WOO PONY PROSTATE MASSAGE!
>>25370400
Fuck me I thought that was Nyx.
>>25370336
How can anyone not know how to swim?
>>25370460
It just never happened.
>>25370525
How do you manage this with water everywhere?
>>25370460I almost drowned once so I never learned.
Daily reminder that Starlight Glimmer becomes Twilight's student in the finale.
>>25370578
I color-outside-the-lines heart you, too
>>25370578
I ( ) you too
>>25370590
And now she's gonna (;) you
>>25370541
I don't go outside.
>>25370599
that's really not necessary Fluttershy
>>25370400
>>25370428
Me too.
>>25370400
Big Mac fucking Mare Anon.
>>25370663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOybBv5Uk1o
>>25370719
while they watch some football?
>>25370719
mare anon marrying Big Macintosh
>>25370719
Does mare anon have a futa cock?
The show has been nothing but mediocrity since the hiatus ended. S5 is just getting fucking shittier and shittier. The CMC cutie mark episode and the Pinkie secret ones were especially fuck-awful
>>25370754
Okay!
>>25370722
Femanon casually jerking off Rarity's dad while watching hoofball.
I'm going to touch Rainbow Dash's guitar.
Can show writers learn how to have character development without going the "serious drama" route?
>>25370803
alright, but be careful
>>25370754
You forgot Meme of Life
>>25370820
You mean unlearn? It's only been happening lately. Look at the total angstfests that are Amending Fences, Lost Mark, and EqG 3
>>25370891
>Dash rocking out with her crotch-boobs
I love this season and I'm not ready for the hiatus.
>>25370986
I wonder if S6 will keep up the pace, too
GIVE ME ALL THE BOOKS!
>>25371105
Fuck you, you can't read all those books
>>25366930
The actual clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I
>>25368392
Shining is already taken anon.
>maybe I could be your favorite pony tonight?
>>25371030
>keep up the pace
You can only nosedive so fast
>>25371250
You say that like you're not my favorite every night.
>>25368773
I concur with >>25368929 and shall coin the term of "keratinized alicorn"
>>25371267
she likes to hear you say it
>>25371263
Yes, but that's irrelevant to the trajectory of S5.
>>25368773
It wouldn't be coming from a hole in the skull. Think of it more like your nose
>>25371286
your nose is literally a hole in your skull
>>25371293
a ponut is literally a hole in a butt
>>25371281
Not according to the decreasing views compared to Season 4. That would make it very much a nosedive
>>25371336
More people watch Simpsons than they did in the earlier seasons so it must be better than ever
>>25371336
The loss in numbers can easily be attributed to the random mini hiatus and spotty advertising. It's been particularly bad this season with the move to Discovery or whatever network, Plus view count isn't exactly a direct way to judge quality, especially for a show like this.
>>25370578
Fluttershy would be beta enough to rather write a letter than tell someone something like that
>>25371370
>beta
*shy
I don't want to die here, wake up mlpg
>>25371362
The lowest one is before the hiatus, with the highest being pretty normal. It doesn't look like advertisement is the issue
>>25371403
why what time is it
>>25371403
Wake me up
>>25371422
it's time for beb
>>25371429
But it's too early for beb.
Ending the thread with best dragon.
>>25371417
Today's episode was at least good
>>25371434
What an adorably girly Spike
>>25371417
I don't feel like with a show like this that a drop in quality would necessarily cause the drop in viewership that we're seeing this season. It's a kids' show that's been established for 4 seasons already. I think that it's just been a poorly advertised season since they spent so much time with EQG.
But there's not really a way to prove either of our cases anyways
>>25371422
MOVE THE BEAR
RAISE YOUR ARMS AND GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY TO SUMMON THE NEW HORSE
>>25371525
>>25371525
>>25371525
Just taking the weekend!
>>25370578
fuck you fluttershy you say that to everyone so it has no meaning now
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
>>25371688
aka the eternal mary sue
I love Princess Pinkie Pie
>>25371943
aka the eternal mary sue, again.