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>"Honestly Anon, you don't need to always be dressed

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>"Honestly Anon, you don't need to always be dressed up." Celestia huffs at you.
"It's modesty." You protest
>"From what?" She raises an eyebrow. "I may be a princess, but that doesn't mean you always have to be so formal around me."
"It's jeans and a sweatshirt." You argue. "It's as casual as you can get."
>"I insist you remove them. It's been a long and stressful day at my court, and it just pains my eyes to see anypony dressed up.
>Her horn lights up.
>"Now are you going to do it, or do I have do it for you, and punish you for disobeying my order?"
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>>25358618
Lol no fag
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>>25358618
Your highness, really! Stop! If you want, I'll just get in my pajamas or something.
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Someone do a writefag summoning ritual!
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>>25358618
>Anon is /fit/ as fuck
>gib da pussi bos
I miss /fit/Anon threads...
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>>25358618
>Commence explaining human culture and why Anon wears the clothes
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I can't believe you fucked a dog.
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>>25358697
>not just reluctantly agreeing then helicoptering nonstop until she tells you to put your pants back on
>if she complains say it is human tradition whenever we are without pants
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>>25358618
Celestia! You can't remove my clothes! They're the only things keeping the stank in!
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>>25358618
Fine I'll take my clothes off, but only if you put some on
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>>25358618
explain to her that humans do not have fur coats like ponies do and their only source of warmth is through clothes.
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>>25358618
>Get undressed
>She sees your penis
>Is too stunned to notice you getting ready to drag your sack across her face
>Drag your sack across her face
"You are my property now."
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>>25358777
Would human penises look pretty disgusting to a pone?
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>>25358796
They just didn't expect... A penis. They're used to Ken dolls
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Someone got the chart of penis comparison between a "mlp pony" and humans?
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>>25359159
On it, boss.

>>25358830
>muh emasculate poni
Dude. They fuck. They have kids. They have dicks and vaginas. They stick their pony dicks into pony vaginas to make pony babies.
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>>25358618
Humble Anon in Equestria when?
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>>25358830
If they have no genitalia why would they be aroused from other animals genitalia?
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>>25358663
BY THIS COMPACT I SUMMON THEE, WRITEFAGS!
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>>25359159
>>25359196
I swear, 4chan treats this dumb chart as gospel but it makes so many assumptions that it is probably far from 'accurate.'
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>>25359222
I never said aroused, just confused.
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>>25358618
>She strips Anon down.
>Sees that Anon is in socks.
>Ponys know socks are for sexual.
>She looks up, finds that Anon's dick isn't sheathed like a stallions.
>She thinks Anon wants sex.
>Hilarity or sexy happens.
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>>25359248
Anon's on this board dread to imagine their waifu would consider their dicks even a little bit smaller than average, and the idea that pones wouldn't immediately want to do them on sight triggers them hard.

It's a bit funny seeing a thread start with a "pone doesn't like you prompt" and having a shitton of beta's rushing in and attempt to change it into "nah, just kidding, you're super hot"
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>>25359196
>8 foot candy canes chart
All the size charts we have suck. Is it talking about the total length of it before being bent 8 feet, is the part covered by snow included in the 8 feet, are they counting it being crooked and 8 feet or is it taller when standing straight. Until we get some sort of actual measurement we can never know, fuck the candy cane chart.
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>>25359248
>>25359376
Make something better.
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>>25359538
Make a better post.
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>>25359700
Why so salt, dog? Babydick kek fantasies get blown out or something?
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>>25359196
Sunpone is the world's most elegant giant freak
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>>25359196
>They stick their pony dicks into pony vaginas to make pony babies.
I hope you're not relying on the opinion of Faust to back that claim up. Her world's long gone.
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>>25360141
Keep trying, buddy. One day, you'll get there. One day...
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>>25360156
alright
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>>25358618
But everyone will see my fat body and dicklet.
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>>25359266
This , we need this
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>>25358712
>yeah check your pone priviledge shitlord
>continues to furiously helicopter
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>possible writefag inbound?

Give me a little time to make some tea and fine tune a green

>anon is overly liberal with taking off his clothes, often at poor times
>some pones prefer him to stay clothed while others encourage his 'freedom'
>book pone semi-reluctant to have him undressed, mostly because she's too shy to ask if she can study him/his anatomy and his tattoo
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>>25361518
>tattoo
Dropped.
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>>25358830
I like the idea of ponies being unaware of sexual reproductive organs and being confused by (and some, interested in) anon's penis.
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>>25361586
What's wrong with a tattoo?
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>>25358618
"You got fur and a godlike butt, Princess. All I got is a piglike skin offering very few resistance and a scrawny figure."
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>>25361651
He's from /pol/, obviously.
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>>25359376

Not to mention it takes the base foal height from a foal that's crouching down, and then applies it to a foal that's standing normally.
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>>25361670
Eww
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>>25361651
not that one anon but yeah tattoos are kinda eh
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>>25361841

>og anon.

The idea of it could've created a small side dialogue of TS trying to interpret his tattoo as a CM despite him shooting down her ideas

>I.E: funny side banter
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>>25362265
what?
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>>25362356

The tattoo thing isn't a pivotal part of the story. It's just an idea for funny side plots
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>>25358618
Fucking racist bitch, wearing clothes is a human custom. If you want to see my dick, just politely ask.
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>>25358618
No you degenerate, I might strip down to my boxers but that's it, I have some dignity
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>>25362811
>not wanting her to see your dick
fag
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>>25362870
If having morals means I'm a fag, then I'm a huge faggot
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>>25361615
There's a green like that somewhere. Something like alicorns are the only ponies with genitalia but they don't know what they are. Anon fucks Celestia. Spergle spergs.
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>>25362968
>Morals
>Not just helicoptering the world 24/7
Fag
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>>25362968
>that being a moral decision
yeah in the same way that farting in an elevator is an ethical dilemma
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>>25359196
Pretty sure that no matter the size, it fits. Even a foal can fit a large human penis easily.
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>>25358618
"b-but celly it's not modest!"
>"i dont care anon, take them off now"
"Um yeah, lemme go to my room ok?"
>"anon, when i say now i mean NOW"
>you back away
>"anon, dont make me!"
>you turn away and try to run
>your feet dont move and you trip
>"i told you anon" she pulls at your jeans
"Please princess its not modest!" You squeal
>she pulls your jeans off
>she sees your mlp undies
>she turns red
>"guard, please come here"
>guard comes over, she takes his sword
>"sorry anon, this just isnt right"
You are scared, she is going to kill you
>"this is something i cant unsee"
>she slits her throat
>her eyes roll into the back of her head
>her corpse falls on you
>you take your undies off, penis standing erect
>start fucking her
The end
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>>25363513
Came/10
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>>25363050
Sauce that Shit
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>>25364020
Not that guy but http://pastebin.com/kSu43d34

First result when searching "celestia futa" on pastebin. (By the way, futa warning.)
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>"Just take your clothes off, Anon. It won't kill you."
"It would be extremely painful."
>"You're a big human."
"For you."

The fire rises.
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