Who is the biggest normie on /mlp?
I piss out my bedroom window and brush my brushables once an hour. I drink nothing but water and eat tons of bread. I have a severe speech problem and can't talk without stuttering.
I am pretty normie.
large group of close friends, only mlp interaction is with the episodes and you guys, getting a good education, get out regularly, gonna try and get a job, I'm pretty normal
I have no contact with women
I say things you should only say on /mlp/ to irl normies like, IWTCIRD and horse pussy
I have a lot of mlp figures around the house
rate my normie-ness
Most people I meet think I'm normie as fuck.
When in reality I am probably much more of a fucking degenerate than the average poster here :^).
This is now a faces of /mlp/ thread
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
I enjoy being alone and being around people makes me nervous.
I avoid talking with people I haven't know for a long time. I don't know any girls.
I don't like being alive and sometimes contemplate suicide. I have some great friends, but I mostly ignore their calls to go out and do something.
I sit home, study and don't do anything productive or worth while with my free time.
I have 4 plushies and 3 shirts that are MLP related and I wear them in public.
Fuck off back to /r9k/, this is not pony related.
>implying I'm from reddit9k
Aim that hostility somewhere else, kid.
I- I'd hang out with you too, f a m
>really wants a qt girl to cosplay ponies with
God what I wouldn't give to have a girl cosplay as Rarity for me. But I'll never have the balls to ask.
It blows my mind that someone like you browses this board and has a waifu and all that shit.
I mean, I know most people here aren't disgusting ugly neckbeards, but jesus, you literally look like the kind of guy you see modeling clothes or as the center of focus in an advertisement, this is surreal as fuck
If our mod hated us, he wouldn't be posting and stickying new episode threads every saturday
just because everyone in your real life hates you doesn't mean 4chan mods have to
Well thank you, anon! That is some of the nicest things anyone's said to me.
But yeah man, I'm a fucking weirdo. And the thing is, I'm sure a ton of normies out there are just as weird but just try very hard to suppress it cause "muh social standing". I kinda just stopped giving a shit.
I would if I knew she was into pones. Problem is, I'd want it to be my waifu and she's a little too specific and "out there" for literally nobody to know so that would be a challenge.
Also my type physically is loosely based around my waifu.
Probably that guy from a while back that avatarposted with Seth Rollins and made a couple of autists butthurt because of his girlfriend. He must be devastated because of the injury
>yfw when normies bow down to your meme knowledge
Whoops, I meant that if she were too specific as in if I had one and she didn't know who she was. I HAD a gf a while ago but things went south (she was into ponies) and we broke up and I've been single since.
Waifu? female moneybitch.