Normal Fags

Probably me.

>>25351638
Keith pls we know it's you.

>>25351638
>>25351638
I piss out my bedroom window and brush my brushables once an hour. I drink nothing but water and eat tons of bread. I have a severe speech problem and can't talk without stuttering.

I am pretty normie.

>>25351638
large group of close friends, only mlp interaction is with the episodes and you guys, getting a good education, get out regularly, gonna try and get a job, I'm pretty normal
>inb4 reeeeee

OP
always the OP

fucking faggot

>>25351638
Only normalfags take the normie meme seriously

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I have no contact with women
I say things you should only say on /mlp/ to irl normies like, IWTCIRD and horse pussy
I have a lot of mlp figures around the house
rate my normie-ness

>>25351698
Right lets see.
No contact with women. -30
people most likely think you're gross and disgusting -50
Lotta normies have toys -10

-80 points. You're not a normie

>>25351638
I can interact with other people in social situations. I win.

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>>25351698
>yfw you tell a normie ">implying"

Post your faces faggots. Normal people look normal. If you're a fedora neckbeard, you're not worthy of the normie title and should kill yourself.

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Most people I meet think I'm normie as fuck.
When in reality I am probably much more of a fucking degenerate than the average poster here :^).

>>25352145
This is now a faces of /mlp/ thread

>>25352244
>much more of a fucking degenerate than the average poster here
Because you like porn?

>>25352274
autismo-tier obsession with waifu + fetishes = Next Level Degenerate

>>25352287
nice

>>25351638
>Actually trying to make others believe we're normal
How cute

I work 40+ hours a week. Have 2 kids, have contact with women but am single cuz I don't want the drama right now. Own no mlp or fan made merch it all belongs to the kids. Watch netflix

>>25352392
>watching netflix
You sick motherfucker.

>>25352392
Ha I almost Netflix and chilled but her aunt flo was in town. Damn.

>>25351638
I had consensual sex with a girl.

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>>25351660
>>25352055
>>25352392
>>25352486
>>25352533
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!

I'm not a NEET, I enjoy spending time with people sometimes, and I'm not a virgin.

>>25351638
I enjoy being alone and being around people makes me nervous.
I avoid talking with people I haven't know for a long time. I don't know any girls.
I don't like being alive and sometimes contemplate suicide. I have some great friends, but I mostly ignore their calls to go out and do something.
I sit home, study and don't do anything productive or worth while with my free time.
I have 4 plushies and 3 shirts that are MLP related and I wear them in public.

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>>25351638
Fuck off back to /r9k/, this is not pony related.

>>25351638
>normie
>>>/r9k/

>>25352244
>>25352287
Would hang out with f@m

>>25352244
Literally the same thing.

>talks to girls and gets a phone numbers/Kik names frequently
>really wants a qt girl to cosplay ponies with

Definitely this guy
>>25351647

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>>25353172
Are you me?

>>25353249
>>25353264
Take a look around the catalog, bruh, mods don't care, they hate this board.

>>25353490
Mods don't care but we do, now fuck off to >>>/r9k/ with your pepe and normie memes.

>>25353463
Maybe

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>>25353611
>implying I'm from reddit9k
Aim that hostility somewhere else, kid.

>>25353653
Nice damage control faggot. I totally believe you

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>>25353676
Good.

>>25353268
I- I'd hang out with you too, f a m

>>25353349
>really wants a qt girl to cosplay ponies with
God what I wouldn't give to have a girl cosplay as Rarity for me. But I'll never have the balls to ask.

>>25353611
>implying pepe isn't a dead meme
Go to 9gag

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>>25352244
It blows my mind that someone like you browses this board and has a waifu and all that shit.
I mean, I know most people here aren't disgusting ugly neckbeards, but jesus, you literally look like the kind of guy you see modeling clothes or as the center of focus in an advertisement, this is surreal as fuck

>>25354616
Only people who think Facebook pages are the epitome of quality memes care about 9gag. Reddit's our boogeyman.

>>25353490
moron
If our mod hated us, he wouldn't be posting and stickying new episode threads every saturday
just because everyone in your real life hates you doesn't mean 4chan mods have to

>>25351638
Eyyyyyy

>>25354864
Well thank you, anon! That is some of the nicest things anyone's said to me.

But yeah man, I'm a fucking weirdo. And the thing is, I'm sure a ton of normies out there are just as weird but just try very hard to suppress it cause "muh social standing". I kinda just stopped giving a shit.

>>25354569
I would if I knew she was into pones. Problem is, I'd want it to be my waifu and she's a little too specific and "out there" for literally nobody to know so that would be a challenge.

Also my type physically is loosely based around my waifu.

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Probably that guy from a while back that avatarposted with Seth Rollins and made a couple of autists butthurt because of his girlfriend. He must be devastated because of the injury

>>25356223
lol well at least you have a gf, and at least the chances of it happening are not absolutely zero.

who's your waifu

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>>25352076
>yfw when normies bow down to your meme knowledge

>>25356656
Whoops, I meant that if she were too specific as in if I had one and she didn't know who she was. I HAD a gf a while ago but things went south (she was into ponies) and we broke up and I've been single since.

Waifu? female moneybitch.