Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
Spike's become a fairly regular sight for Ponyville denizens, and was already pretty well-connected in Canterlot. And there's the high regard the Crystal Empire holds him in as well - even the Appleloosan-region buffalo had something to prepare for him (maybe there's more of a story to tell on that one). And it's not like he's not used to Equestrian food in general, either. So Nightmare Night is probably something of a windfall for him with candies and precious stones set aside. It can be pretty sweet being the main dragon about town, after all. Now if only he could have a bigger present haul again without... problems.
Season 5 episode links
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –
The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –
The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Pony Hoarder, what hard drives do you recommend for storing this much pony? Do you have a brand preference? I usually go with Western Digital. Blue instead of Black because I'm a cheap skate. I think I might go WD Black now though since the prices have dropped. How big should I go? Six years ago it seemed like the obscenely large ones had higher fail rates (or just less positive reviews). Should that be a concern anymore?
I want to store all the pony as well.
Multi-platter hard drives still have a higher failure rate, and as far as brand goes I never really had a preference. I went cheap as hell with the 2 drives im currently using, getting some 70$ HGST 2TB drives, but I've only had these now for a few weeks. Before that I used Seagate Barracuda drives which have yet to fail me, some as old as 8 years. Quite frankly It's all a matter of personal preference in the end, because there's always going to be the chance of failure and if it does you wont like that brand anymore more then likely. Until the cheap shit fails me I see no reason to spend more though, and so far it hasn't.
DICK UP THE ASSHOLE!
I have come for the cute ponies.
It doesn't hurt anyone so why not? It keeps everything centralized, gives you access to much pony if you have no net connection and serves as a nice backup/time capsule should the fandom, and the sites it maintains, disappear
How long before Cadance destroys Equestria in a fit of hormonal rage?
Who are ready for the drama?
Neal Dusedau is the guy who only wrote Princess Spike so far.
Kind of. Derpibooru going down for maintenance a while ago made me realize I need to step up my image collection.
I have a friend who does similar things with any show he likes. Also music but that's not as big as a deal. It's not so much preparing for the Apocalypse as much as assuring you "always" have it. No one can take your copy away. The cost is becoming less of an issue every year.
All of the (English) text of Wikipedia is 27 GB uncompressed, or 8.8GB compressed. For the price to store that, you can always have a copy of Wikipedia. Is it redundant to have your own copy? Yes, but that's free information you can always have, even without any Internet connection.
Plus if you have to hoard something, data is probably the most space efficient.
I personally started hoarding pony after JanAnimations got the C&D. I was already sick of artists and musicians and animators and all that leaving and throwing a fit and/or deleting all of their shit for no apparent reason, and when one of the best animators this fandom has suddenly was forced to remove most of his shit I realized I can just start saving everything. I mean I've got no reason not to really, so what the hell. I've got loads of shit in my collection that isn't around any more due to copyright claims on music in animations and shit like that. Most recently, I know alfa995's "Derpy Cardcaptor" videos are blocked in the US due to a claim on the music I believe, so I'm glad I have shit like that. Even if I personally have no use for it because I didn't like it myself.
Same goes for the Children of the Night video which was privated due to what is apparently an ongoing youtube issue.
I accidentally read this with the tone of those things you see on Facebook, the ones that have things like a picture of someone being sad and above it there's a caption that says something like "when he doesn't text you back".
>Everything with Discord is awesome
Way to go spoiling the episode, Nick!
>Here's your Peetzer, Princess Cadance
>That'll be 9.99 bits
Yes, very cute, good job.
Shave the mares
I wanted fucking orange!
I want discord to turn me into a mare
Spike's been staring at me like this for four hours. I'm scared.
Be gentle, it's their first time.
...Fine. Just get out of here.
>*tired diamond dog noises*
Repeating what I said in the FF #22 thread:
I had a glance at some of the comics and...ugh...that art style just puts me right off. Poses are so damn awkward looking, and the dialogue seems even akwarder. Really? Celestia never thought about how awful 1000 years on the moon was? I doubt that. I really doubt that.
And there's the wicked whisk issue....
>tfw the activity book never took off
HE CAN DO IT
HE CAN TOUCH THE JAPANESE HORSE
Okay I should have saved the orange bit for this part
Purple Poster, Pink Pony, Piece of Pie, Parking, Ponkest Pie, Panko Pae, Ponk Pie, Pink Pey, Pinkne Piiie, Pankopa Pankopa, Passive Pork, Ponk Puck, PINKIE PIE. woo
I will never not laugh at that
You missed Penis Pump
Here's your pizza, Cadence
You did it anon you won!
Ah, another faithful pony.
I'm naming this ant Pewku because of reasons.
It's "purple posterior," not poster
I would perform sexual acts with that dragon.
I'd read it.
compliment her on her costume
>you will never pet diamond dog Rarity
You mean Dances With Rocks?
>the only transformation we'll ever get in MLP is meme flutterbat or breezies
But that's just a bedsheet with eyeholes.
>tfw snakepone will never be canon
THAT IS A HIGH QUALITY EQUINE SPIRIT COSTUME
We all do
I don't hate them, but we're probably never going to get another transformation episode.
Even though the werewolf myth is as old as the vampire one.
pone pone is best pone
>Rainbow Dash has to fight the sudden urge to call everyone dweeb
kiss and snuggle with Gilda
pone pone is any pone that is just pone
Pegasus, Unicorn, Earth, Crystal
bat pone is kinda on the borderline
here are some excellent specimens of pone pone
>Massaging his thick, girthy tail
>He starts to squirming uncomfortably into your lap, digging his feminine hips into you further
>He tries to use his claws to hide his excitement but can't keep it down
I do kind of legit want this upcoming episode to involve mind control of some sort. It just seems weird that it was one of Discord's main calling cards in his first appearance, but the idea of "discorded" ponies hasn't even come up as a joke. It would make a great moral, too! Don't hypnotize your friends into liking you!
Also snakepone isn't JUST for hypno.
but that sounds great
can you imagine kissing your favorite pony's long horsey muzzle?
I read that as "kissing with books"
Do you think leek pony is perpetually sad every time something pony releases on schedule?
I finally had a pony dream It was lewd ...and about Discord
I would have to say
things could have gone better
>like macaroni and cheese
>Fuck a lusty mare
>Pull out and fuck her teats
>Balls against clit
>Finish on the stomach
I hadn't even considered this and that it's so appealing is worrying on multiple levels. Send help!
But what if it was. "Oh, anon... fuck me hard... fuck my al dente pussy... stuff me like a ravioli... bow-tie me up and give me some marinanal. I'll be your sticky pot of Velveeta tonight"
ever since anon became a filly shenanigans in Ponyville have increased by almost 200 %.
now imagine that's your finger probing scoots' tiny little vagina, rubbing her bumpy ridged little inner walls, creamy and intensely warm with her little girl arousal
ON NE PASSE PAS
have you had your 5 cans of applejack pasta today?
"I-i was just trying to be sexy... l-like they are in dashes magazines"
>Applejack flavoured pasta
unf foodscat unf
only if you want even the smallest possibility of going to equestria after you die
effective as of the first day you started watching mlp
you have a lot of cans to catch up on
Those are apparently cooking magazines. You need to look at the magazines with the pretty mares on the cover.
still hilariously wrong pasta shape labels though
>Show Pinkie the can of pasta
>She begs you to share it
>You split it with her
>You eat your half face-first, slurping loudly and maintaining eye contact as you like and suck on the bowl
>Pinkie Pie gets wet and nervous
>"Microwave ovens vary. The blowing is a guide only."
She wants help
getting it in deeper
there's another bomb in my...
why do you keep shoving those things up there?
>Sharing a tiny studio apartment with Dash
>As you approach your door the smell starts to tickle your nose
>When you open the door you're hit by a wall of hazy musk
>Dash spots you and crawls over to you, there's a clear puddle where she was stretching out
>The strength of the smell intensifies as she approaches, she's staring you down with lust in her eyes
>She crawls into your lap and pushes into your chest and under your chin
>Her entire body is on fire and there's a glistening sheen of perspiration on her coat
You know what to do.
Your bomb-ass titties?
Gonna' squeeze and please those little purple puppies.
There we go, this is the image I was looking for. I couldn't remember which pony was hitting on Anon.
I wish more artists would draw jellybean-pons.
geez, Lunas going to be in diapers after that.
just kidding large analplay doesn't make you incontinent.
Why do Twifags dominate this board?
Getting tired of 70% Twi prompts
She's never coming back.
She's also the most irrelevant main character, and has been written into a corner.
Daily reminder that Twily will lose her wings in the finale.
Twilight was hardly snarky in S1. She was an asshole in the pilot because she thought little of Ponyville and other ponies in general.
After she made friends she was mostly a nerd who was excited to learn things.
There are plenty of shows where the main character is the least liked.
Will she lose her virginity by then?
Except the episode where they acknowledged she was a shit before she moved to Ponyville.
And frankly is still kind of poor at making friends.
Pinkie Pie has the same quality of friends as her (seeing as she has the same friends she has) and also has a large quantity of friends of decent caliber on top of those.
>5 a day
And this is in addition to the apple a day?
TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT
RAINBOW DASH IS REALLY GREAT!
Daniel is hyping the Christmas album over on Facebook
Twilight Sparkle gets all the bitches.
But what if pony did give you a partridge in a pear tree? You wouldn't disappoint pony, would you?
>Pinkie's friends are getting her a big bowl of ravioli for the first day of Christmas
Fucking why. I thought they were her friends.
Good. Expect six partridges and six pear trees from your favorite ponies this Christmas.
>Let's talk about this, in my office
Be sure to let your pony smell your hand before petting her. It allows her to easily identify you and is just a polite notion in general.
Do I smell pony in return?
What does that mean?
I'm going to do it then, I'm smelling the pony.
Yep, smells like a pony alright.
You know what I'm missing? A sense of financial security and a steady job.
As well as a pony.
I want to feel her cute horsey lips flapping around against mine.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING PONY RIGHT HERE!
Shame and autism.
I hate how that's a "species", it seems no one on this show can be a one-of-a-kind being
It's funny how "polo ponies" are often "big horses"
Please do not freak the ponies.
FUCK YOU NOBODY TELLS THIS ANON WHAT TO DO!
Filly used tail whip.
It's not very effective.
Every day is pain knowing I can't hug the stuffing out of one of these cute creatures.
Stuffing is essential for good pony health.