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Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37

Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129

Spike's become a fairly regular sight for Ponyville denizens, and was already pretty well-connected in Canterlot. And there's the high regard the Crystal Empire holds him in as well - even the Appleloosan-region buffalo had something to prepare for him (maybe there's more of a story to tell on that one). And it's not like he's not used to Equestrian food in general, either. So Nightmare Night is probably something of a windfall for him with candies and precious stones set aside. It can be pretty sweet being the main dragon about town, after all. Now if only he could have a bigger present haul again without... problems.

>>25339384
Previous thread.
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Give the fillies all the love they need.
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Episode 520: Hearthbreakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy

ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs

Episode preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk

Nov. 7: Episode 522 – What About Discord?

Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.


Nov. 14: Episode 523 – The Hooffields and McColts

Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.


Nov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction

An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.


Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1

Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.


Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2

Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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>>25344048
thirst
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>>25344052
http://www.cvedetails.com/cve/CVE-2015-5474/
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I think there's something wrong with me.

I like Spike, and think he's cute.
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>>25344131

Same
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>>25343833
Pony Hoarder, what hard drives do you recommend for storing this much pony? Do you have a brand preference? I usually go with Western Digital. Blue instead of Black because I'm a cheap skate. I think I might go WD Black now though since the prices have dropped. How big should I go? Six years ago it seemed like the obscenely large ones had higher fail rates (or just less positive reviews). Should that be a concern anymore?

I want to store all the pony as well.
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>>25344131
Spike gets all the anons.
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Spike won't stop crying.

What do I do?
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>>25344194
Multi-platter hard drives still have a higher failure rate, and as far as brand goes I never really had a preference. I went cheap as hell with the 2 drives im currently using, getting some 70$ HGST 2TB drives, but I've only had these now for a few weeks. Before that I used Seagate Barracuda drives which have yet to fail me, some as old as 8 years. Quite frankly It's all a matter of personal preference in the end, because there's always going to be the chance of failure and if it does you wont like that brand anymore more then likely. Until the cheap shit fails me I see no reason to spend more though, and so far it hasn't.
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>>25344230
DICK UP THE ASSHOLE!
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>>25344194
personally I think that storing that much pony on your computer is a little nuts. Are you preparing the apocalypse or something?
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>>25344193
>Spike
>anthro female human dragon
pick 1
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>>25344230
give him a gem to eat
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I have come for the cute ponies.

Present them.
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>>25344258

It doesn't hurt anyone so why not? It keeps everything centralized, gives you access to much pony if you have no net connection and serves as a nice backup/time capsule should the fandom, and the sites it maintains, disappear
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How long before Cadance destroys Equestria in a fit of hormonal rage?
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Who are ready for the drama?

Neal Dusedau is the guy who only wrote Princess Spike so far.
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>>25344310

When someone forgets her peetzer
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>>25344230
kick his head in
that should make it stop if you do it enough
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>>25344299
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>>25344334
That's a pretty big edge
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>>25344258
Kind of. Derpibooru going down for maintenance a while ago made me realize I need to step up my image collection.

I have a friend who does similar things with any show he likes. Also music but that's not as big as a deal. It's not so much preparing for the Apocalypse as much as assuring you "always" have it. No one can take your copy away. The cost is becoming less of an issue every year.

All of the (English) text of Wikipedia is 27 GB uncompressed, or 8.8GB compressed. For the price to store that, you can always have a copy of Wikipedia. Is it redundant to have your own copy? Yes, but that's free information you can always have, even without any Internet connection.

Plus if you have to hoard something, data is probably the most space efficient.
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I have to go on a trip Saturday.

Do you think I'll miss anything?
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>>25344301
>>25344258
I personally started hoarding pony after JanAnimations got the C&D. I was already sick of artists and musicians and animators and all that leaving and throwing a fit and/or deleting all of their shit for no apparent reason, and when one of the best animators this fandom has suddenly was forced to remove most of his shit I realized I can just start saving everything. I mean I've got no reason not to really, so what the hell. I've got loads of shit in my collection that isn't around any more due to copyright claims on music in animations and shit like that. Most recently, I know alfa995's "Derpy Cardcaptor" videos are blocked in the US due to a claim on the music I believe, so I'm glad I have shit like that. Even if I personally have no use for it because I didn't like it myself.

Same goes for the Children of the Night video which was privated due to what is apparently an ongoing youtube issue.
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>>25344363

A good drama >>25344311
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>>25344193
I'd Barb.
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>>25344333
I accidentally read this with the tone of those things you see on Facebook, the ones that have things like a picture of someone being sad and above it there's a caption that says something like "when he doesn't text you back".
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>>25344070
Fuck you marker!
lub u bby
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>>25344299
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>>25344311
>Everything with Discord is awesome
Way to go spoiling the episode, Nick!
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>Here's your Peetzer, Princess Cadance
>That'll be 9.99 bits

Plus tip
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>>25344363
yeah
you'll miss shitposting about your trip for the 10th time
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>>25344363
I'll miss you.
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>>25344382
That anthro purple skinned human isn't Spike
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>>25344405

I just realized that Derpy is a Dash recolor.
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>>25344434
We should go on a trip together, just the two of us. Camping, in a tent. One sleeping bag. Sharing body heat.
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>>25344407
why is sweetie punching that pillow
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>>25344349
Yes, very cute, good job.
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>>25344407

Here a spoiler about a future sweetie belle episode

she is still cute
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>>25344438
No shit, it's Barb.
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Would you help an injured Nyx?
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>>25344447
You can have the bag. I'll sleep on top.
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>>25344450
Trying to get the lumps out of it. Or she's mad at the real Anon who didn't notice her, again.
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>>25344465
it looks like she's stabbing her
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I want discord to turn me into a mare
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>>25344495

She's gently shaving off her long hair, making it short and messy.
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>>25344440
Sometimes she gets angry after she touches herself.
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>>25344495
>Celestia was a changeling this whole time
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fucking ponies
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>>25344468
It isn't "Barb" either
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>>25344471
It is orange you colorblind fuck.
m lady
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Spike's been staring at me like this for four hours. I'm scared.
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>>25344505

The fuck?
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>>25344514
Looks like Barb to me.
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>>25344518
You stopped giving him the gems didn't chu?
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>>25344510
Be gentle, it's their first time.

>>25344516
...Fine. Just get out of here.
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>>25344551
Also, here's your Pepsi.
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>>25344525
It's a purple colored human anthro.
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>>25344532

I fed him after midnight
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>>25344600
PANK PO?

PURPLE POSTER?

PONKO PEE?
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Repeating what I said in the FF #22 thread:

I had a glance at some of the comics and...ugh...that art style just puts me right off. Poses are so damn awkward looking, and the dialogue seems even akwarder. Really? Celestia never thought about how awful 1000 years on the moon was? I doubt that. I really doubt that.

And there's the wicked whisk issue....
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>>25344600
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>>25344600
>tfw the activity book never took off
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>>25344624
gud job not liking thing.
You're an inspiration to us all.
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>>25344639

HE CAN DO IT

HE CAN TOUCH THE JAPANESE HORSE
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>>25344564
Okay I should have saved the orange bit for this part

>>25344600
NOPE
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>>25344600
10/10
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Reminder that facial hair scares and arouses many ponies.
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>>25344639
No one actively organized it, it was just kind of a "Hey let's do thing" and then bleh
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>>25344678
luckily most here have it only on the neck area
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>>25344639
>>25344682

I never knew it was actually being made. I just remember "hey we should do this in a couple of months or something"
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>>25344600
FOUND IT
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>>25344639
>that feel
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>>25344639
>>25344704
Someone (I forget who) made a few pages.
It'd be nice if we had a few more, then we could throw them all into a pdf and design a cover
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>>25344706
I'm glad I found it before you. Posting answers to puzzles is rude. You should have at least spoilered it.
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>>25344600
Purple Poster, Pink Pony, Piece of Pie, Parking, Ponkest Pie, Panko Pae, Ponk Pie, Pink Pey, Pinkne Piiie, Pankopa Pankopa, Passive Pork, Ponk Puck, PINKIE PIE. woo
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>>25344721

I will never not laugh at that
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>Angrily pets pony
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>>25344721

WHAT HAPPENS

>>25344764

You missed Penis Pump
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>>25344764
I like Penkers

I would call that pony Penkers to her face
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>>25344731
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>>25344782
Sasaflash asks for walkies, immediately flies away.
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>>25344787
Yes, now delete the other one.
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>>25344787
Perfectly plump is my favorite pony.
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Here's your pizza, Cadence
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>>25344600
>perfectly plump
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>>25344782

You did it anon you won!
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>>25344816
Just use your imagination
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>>25344803
You can't fly away in a basement, anon
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>>25344825
IS THAT DELIVERY?!
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>>25344576
I wish there was a wereity comic/fic where she ends up turning the mane 6 into weredogs
same with with flutterbat too
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>>25344856

Home-made
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>>25344856
No, it's DiGiorno's.
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>>25344825
Ah, another faithful pony.
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>>25344868
>>25344869
FUCKING HOW
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>>25344782
oddly enough I found it in like 10seconds
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>>25344816
I didn't post the second one, dorklord
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Unf
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I'm naming this ant Pewku because of reasons.
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>>25344917
Spike needs male role models in his life.
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>>25344623
>>25344764
It's "purple posterior," not poster
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>>25344882
like how do you bake a pizza?
pretty easily?
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>>25344929
What about Shining Armor?
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Pony is GOING GHOST, what should you do?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fucking ponies
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>>25344917
I would perform sexual acts with that dragon.
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>>25344721
>>25344639
>>25344600
Who made these anyways? I want to see more
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>>25344938

compliment her on her costume
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>>25344937
He helped, but Spike is still growing and still needs that presence. Shining Armor is off living in Crystal Land with the Pink Pony.
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Filly is attempting to absorb the other fillies. Really she's just rubbing her belly against them and making sci fi noises.
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>you will never pet diamond dog Rarity
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dogs
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Touch the Trixie butt
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>>25344936
No.
It requires tools.
From Snap-On
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>>25344917
I really like this one
Its still close to Spike's actual design, unlike most of them, but still fuckable as hell unlike the ones that just tweak his puppet
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>>25344959
You mean Dances With Rocks?
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>>25344991
I did already.
Was nice
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>>25344984

>the only transformation we'll ever get in MLP is meme flutterbat or breezies
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>>25344957
But that's just a bedsheet with eyeholes.
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>>25344955
>>25344962
>>25344980
>>25344984
>>25345009
i want to have a diamond dog gf to cuddle
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>>25345009
But I like flutterbat and breezies
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>snake

yay

>Discord snake

bleh

>tfw snakepone will never be canon
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>>25345018

THAT IS A HIGH QUALITY EQUINE SPIRIT COSTUME
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>>25345026

We all do

>>25345029

I don't hate them, but we're probably never going to get another transformation episode.

Even though the werewolf myth is as old as the vampire one.
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>>25344995
I'm confused what I want to do with him.
I guess for now I'll just want to cuddle those girly hips.
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>>25345030

All Snakepones do is eat up hypnosis material.
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poNY UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!

*aura breaks walls and makes craters*
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pone pone is best pone
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>>25345065
I want him? to sit on my lap while I massage that tail
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>Rainbow Dash has to fight the sudden urge to call everyone dweeb
>And to kiss and snuggle with Gilda
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>>25345081
>Pone pone
Which pone is that pone?
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>>25345089
and clean her musky paws
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>>25345096

pone pone is any pone that is just pone

Pegasus, Unicorn, Earth, Crystal

bat pone is kinda on the borderline

here are some excellent specimens of pone pone
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>>25345102

How does that even work?
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>>25345083
>Massaging his thick, girthy tail
>He starts to squirming uncomfortably into your lap, digging his feminine hips into you further
>He tries to use his claws to hide his excitement but can't keep it down
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>>25345066

I do kind of legit want this upcoming episode to involve mind control of some sort. It just seems weird that it was one of Discord's main calling cards in his first appearance, but the idea of "discorded" ponies hasn't even come up as a joke. It would make a great moral, too! Don't hypnotize your friends into liking you!

Also snakepone isn't JUST for hypno.
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>>25345089
>kissing with beaks
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>Dragons who live with ponies grow to be feminine and delicate, with wide hips, effete features, and a large tail.
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>>25345146
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>>25345146

>kissing with snouts
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>>25345170
but that sounds great
can you imagine kissing your favorite pony's long horsey muzzle?
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>>25345146
I read that as "kissing with books"
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>>25345170
>kissing
>not nuzzling
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Do you think leek pony is perpetually sad every time something pony releases on schedule?
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Griffons argue to show affection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALNyHFqw14
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I finally had a pony dream
It was lewd...and about Discord
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>>25345228

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRIjOkzHPM

Which pony is a FUCKING LEGEND!
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>>25345246
shameful sexuals
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Anyone watch My Little Human?
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>>25345170
Sounds great.
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>>25345246

I would have to say

things could have gone better
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>>25345264
the little filly's show?
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>>25345228
Cockatoos are very ornery birds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d22WZHzeQk
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>>25345258
https://derpibooru.org/964663
Discord is strangely unf
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>>25345267
They did. They went horrifyingly right.
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>>25345258
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>>25345312
do not pull the dragon's tail
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>>25345232
This is giving me an ungodly erection.
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>>25345389
He wouldn't say no to a two-handed tail massage~.
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gently fingering scootaloo's tiny pussy

feeling her incredibly tight, wet, hot, slick walls clinging to your finger like macaroni and cheese as she says "Anon, I think I'm gonna cum"
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>>25345390
Dude Anon she's DT's mom, did you see the size of that fillies head? It's probably a slip and slide at this point.
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>>25344412
>Plus tip
I believe I already paid for the pizza, and was not told of a delivery charge, so
*tips fedora*
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>>25345274
MLH is for more than just fillies, it's for stallions too

who is your human waifu?
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>>25345427
She can be my little orange macaroni... with her cheese colored coat.
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>>25345427
Is this you?
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>>25345431
There's always anal.
And oral.
And teatjobs.
>>
Filly wants a filly snack in exchange for her complete obedience.
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>>25345456
Why would you save that?
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>>25345479
I like to think that people save shit like this for the next mlp general simulator.
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>>25345479
I'm not sure.
I might have known that feel for a while...maybe.
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>>25345458
>And teatjobs.
you know
you could get both her teats and clit with those
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>>25345500
>Fuck a lusty mare
>Pull out and fuck her teats
>Balls against clit
>Finish on the stomach
>Then anal
I hadn't even considered this and that it's so appealing is worrying on multiple levels. Send help!
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>>25345500
I didn't think about that. Thanks, dubsman!
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>>25345475
what the fuck is a filly snack
>>
Fucking fillies man
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>>25345448
>>25345427
>>25345480
But what if it was. "Oh, anon... fuck me hard... fuck my al dente pussy... stuff me like a ravioli... bow-tie me up and give me some marinanal. I'll be your sticky pot of Velveeta tonight"
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>>25345555
ever since anon became a filly shenanigans in Ponyville have increased by almost 200 %.
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>>25345565
I would pull up my pants, roll up a newspaper and bap her on the nose.
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>>25345480
listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnbGumHjvIE

now imagine that's your finger probing scoots' tiny little vagina, rubbing her bumpy ridged little inner walls, creamy and intensely warm with her little girl arousal
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>>25345565
pone
just
pone
pone
just stop
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>>25345566
Namely, more stallions are into filly-fucking.
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>>25345565
there's no veletta here.....only CHEDDAR

*cums*
>>
>>25345589
>>
A flock of pegasus fillies are raiding your fridge right now.
>>
OPEN THE WINDOWS
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>>25345638
That's impossible; I set up a scarecrow.
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>>25345650

ON NE PASSE PAS
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>>25345118
Yes, alicorns are weird
>>
https://derpiboo.ru/1008400
Pony has given up on humans.
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>>25345565
have you had your 5 cans of applejack pasta today?
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>>25345581
"I-i was just trying to be sexy... l-like they are in dashes magazines"
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>>25345737
I have to have 5?
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>>25345737
>Applejack flavoured pasta
unf foodscat unf
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>>25345565
Now you make me hungry
>>
>>25345746
only if you want even the smallest possibility of going to equestria after you die

effective as of the first day you started watching mlp

you have a lot of cans to catch up on
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>>25345777
oh god
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>>25345738
Those are apparently cooking magazines. You need to look at the magazines with the pretty mares on the cover.
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I can't decide if I should order a sub or not
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>>25345821
five year old footlongs
>>
Stormy Flare.
>>
https://derpiboo.ru/1004750
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>>25345851
I like this artist, even if his art isn't super great.
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>>25344412
>obese hand
that person needs to lay off the pizza for a while
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>>25345851
Yes. More of this, please.
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pinkie is the new covermare for pony pasta
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>>25345899
Does mean it's pink?
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still hilariously wrong pasta shape labels though
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>>25345730
Me too, pony
move over
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>>25345915
Are they still applebys or whatever?
>>
>>25345899
>Show Pinkie the can of pasta
>She begs you to share it
>You split it with her
>You eat your half face-first, slurping loudly and maintaining eye contact as you like and suck on the bowl
>Pinkie Pie gets wet and nervous
>>
STOP MAKING ME EAT PONY PASTA

I CAN'T HANDLE 5 A DAY
>>
White ponies are better than blue ponies.
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>>25345915
>"Microwave ovens vary. The blowing is a guide only."
oh my.
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>>25345943
Would you blow your pony if she is in heat?
>>
>>25345966
>Depends on what you mean by blow...
Because it implies some hardware I have no support for
>>
>>25345966
buying an AC would be much easier...
do you think pones have swamp coolers?
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>>25345966
she can use a fan
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>>25345983
I want to touch pony with ice cubes
>>
>that weird moment when you've slept so little you stop understanding what's going on
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>>25345983
oh my god

imagine the smell in that room

unfffffff
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>>25346024
go to bed anon
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>>25346024
>that weird sleep deprived feel that your body is multiple floating pieces with obvious spaces between each part
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>>25346033
That gap between her tail and butt looked like a dildo to me. I thought Dash was embarrassed she got it stuck and went to Blitz to have him help her get it out.
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>>25346024
RELAX
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>>25346059
a reasonably assumption
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>>25346049
Go to bed, Rayman.
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>>25346059
No.
She wants help getting it in deeper
>>
Anon... there's another bomb in my...
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>>25346146
I didn't like that library anyway
>>
>>25346146
why do you keep shoving those things up there?
>>
>>25346162
It will return next season.
>>
>>25346162
Fuck the castle
>>
Please don't fuck the castles.
>>
>>25346031
>Sharing a tiny studio apartment with Dash
>As you approach your door the smell starts to tickle your nose
>When you open the door you're hit by a wall of hazy musk
>Dash spots you and crawls over to you, there's a clear puddle where she was stretching out
>The strength of the smell intensifies as she approaches, she's staring you down with lust in her eyes
>She crawls into your lap and pushes into your chest and under your chin
>Her entire body is on fire and there's a glistening sheen of perspiration on her coat

You know what to do.
>>
pony smells the dried cum on your dick from your last fap and starts sniffing around trying to figure out what that is
>>
>>25346031
A couple of years, the idea of burying my face in a pony's sweaty nethers wouldn't be as attractive as it is now...
>>
>>25346146
Your titties?
Your bomb-ass titties?
Gonna' squeeze and please those little purple puppies.
>>
>>25346209
==>Be honest
>>
>>25346218
STOP WITH THE WINGS
>>
Unleash the wings.
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>>25346196
There we go, this is the image I was looking for. I couldn't remember which pony was hitting on Anon.
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>>25346243
I can't wait for the world's energy problems to be solved by utilizing the heat from your burned bottom when the wings stay.
>>
>>25346259
I wish more artists would draw jellybean-pons.
>>
>tfw hot sauce is dead

https://e621.net/post/show/762150/2015-anthro-anthrofied-balls-barefoot-cutie_mark-d
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>>25346292
geez, Lunas going to be in diapers after that.
just kidding large analplay doesn't make you incontinent.
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>>25346266
It's just that Fluttershy and Rainbow don't do that nearly as much
>>
>>25346292
>That Loli Luna
>That overflow
I can't unf hard enough.
If only there was a little cum inflation Just a little, though.
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Why do Twifags dominate this board?

Getting tired of 70% Twi prompts
>>
>>25346368
I don't know about others, but I guess I still hang onto a small hope that the snide know-it-all from S1 will come back somehow.
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>>25346384

She's never coming back.

She's also the most irrelevant main character, and has been written into a corner.
>>
>>25346400
I know and it hurts.
>>
>>25346368
>why is the main character so popular
I have no idea anon
>>
Daily reminder that Twily will lose her wings in the finale.
>>
>>25346384
Twilight was hardly snarky in S1. She was an asshole in the pilot because she thought little of Ponyville and other ponies in general.

After she made friends she was mostly a nerd who was excited to learn things.
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>>25346416

There are plenty of shows where the main character is the least liked.

Like Naruto
>>
>>25346418
And then they retconed her as a pony who always liked friendship
>>
>>25346443
>by then
How do you think she got those wings in the first place?
>>
>>25346443
The timeline will be reset and nothing past S0 will have happened
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>>25346439

Do you even watch the show?
>>
>>25346439
Except the episode where they acknowledged she was a shit before she moved to Ponyville.

And frankly is still kind of poor at making friends.
Pinkie Pie has the same quality of friends as her (seeing as she has the same friends she has) and also has a large quantity of friends of decent caliber on top of those.
>>
>>25346146
twily classic was the cutest and perfect
>>
>>25346162
>twilys celestia fapfics floating around town
>>
Who's muskier, Moondancer, or Pre-wing Twilight?
>>
>>25346530
Shining Armor Unwashed
>>
>>25346537
>musky, flaccid stallion booping you in the face
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>>25346479
Twilight looks so cute there.
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>>25346530
Post-wing Twilight
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>>25345737
>5 a day
And this is in addition to the apple a day?
>>
>>25346525
Don't worry, she eventually re-written them, making some improvements, and removing plot holes in an acceptable manner.
>>
>>25346547
>getting addicted to shiny's stallion cock just because of the smell
>>
>>25346548
And conveniently nerfed
>>
>>25346561
unf
>>
>>25346561
Is there any fics out there like this?
>>
>>25346439
That wasn't a retcon, they just didn't know what to make her princess of
>>
>>25346550
Pros-tate Twilight
>>
>>25346486
I guess Cadence and Shining Armor gave her the time of day mostly out of obligation and/or pity.
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TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT

RAINBOW DASH IS REALLY GREAT!
>>
http://i.imgur.com/hxUWHQS.png
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>>25346400
She will return in the season finale.
>>
>>25346681
Too much Rainbow Dash.
>>
>>25346683
>you will never worship her clit
>>
>>25346683
oh

oh my

oh my yes
>>
>>25346683
nodick/10
>>
>>25346683
Sucks you can't have a waifu.
>>
>>25346683
sexy
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>>25346683
What a funny looking dinosaur!
>>
>>25346749
Oh my god I fucking lost it
>>
Daniel is hyping the Christmas album over on Facebook
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>>25346778
neat
>>
>>25346778
What did your pone love give to you on the first day of Christmas?
>>
>>25346530
Twilight would never be a Poopmancer like NEEThorse
>>
>>25346799
Not a partridge in a pear tree because honestly who wants that?
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>>25346799
A rock so we can play rocks together.
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>>25346858
But what if pony did give you a partridge in a pear tree? You wouldn't disappoint pony, would you?
>>
>>25346922
>Getting Christmas sweaters for Christmas
I never understood this tradition
It's like "Thanks, I'll wear it 11 months from now when it's appropriate."
>>
>>25346922
Well, I guess not.
>>
Guys the fillies are making me really uncomfortable lately, especially the green one. Nobody believes me when I tell them.
>>
>Pinkie's friends are getting her a big bowl of ravioli for the first day of Christmas

Fucking why. I thought they were her friends.
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>>25346962
Good. Expect six partridges and six pear trees from your favorite ponies this Christmas.
>>
>>25347010
g-good

thanks pony
>>
>>25347005
>not wanting the formuoli
lmao m8
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>>25346985
>Let's talk about this, in my office
>>
>>25347026
>HR anon turns into a filly and starts harassing the other Anons.
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Be sure to let your pony smell your hand before petting her. It allows her to easily identify you and is just a polite notion in general.
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>>25347073
Do I smell pony in return?
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>>
So, about smelling those stallions
>>
>>25347178
They don't like it when you do that.
>>
>>25347088
You can try.
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>>25347210
What does that mean?

I'm going to do it then, I'm smelling the pony.
>>
>>25347221
*Smells like pony.
>>
Applejack is a filthy pear slut.
>>
>>25346328
persistent anal play does though
>>
>>25347221
Don't inhale too much, Tex! You gotta take short little sniffs, as to not startle pony.
>>
https://derpiboo.ru/329693
>>
So have there been any previews for the finale yet?

Do we know how Starlight Glimmer alters reality?
>>
>>25347262
nice tities
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>>25347241
Yep, smells like a pony alright.
>>
>>25347262
>it's not futa
I'm shocked.
>>
>>25347275
I wouldn't be bothered if it was
>>
>>25347274
You're lucky. You could have sniffed a filthy CHANGELING!
>>
>>25347264
There's what's in the marker post. All we know is Starlight Glimmer is inside the map room.
>>
>>25347351
Glimmer is inside the map room

why bother spoilering it
>>
>>25347368
Rosebud
>>
you know what we're missing here? Sunset "I am the cutest" Shimmer
>>
>>25347400
Neo is The One
>>
>>25347417
Snape is Dumbledore
>>
>>25347402
You know what I'm missing? A sense of financial security and a steady job.
As well as a pony.
>>
>>25347402
I want to feel her cute horsey lips flapping around against mine.
>>
I'm looking for a new hobby, I'm thinking recreational filly tossing.
>>
What's up pony people?
>>
>>
>>25347495
pony stuff
>>
Ponies.
Touching them and stuff.
They're real.
>>
>>25347262
>it's not anthro either
>the proportions are only exaggerated instead of impossible
How dare you link a tasteful picture
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>>25347506
How relevant. I just downloaded the series earlier today after a friend reminded me of it.
>>
WHO IS

THE CUTEST PONY
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>>25347635
dosh
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>>25347635
>>
>>25347635
THIS PONY!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING PONY RIGHT HERE!
>>
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>>25347635
Your favorite pony
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I want to be a Draconequus.
>>
>>25346671
why would anyone ever do this

i understand neither the mindset nor the objective of the person printing these out in this manner
>>
>>25346683
unf
>>
>>25347306
>>25347274
>>25347241
but what does pony smell like
>>
>>25347771

pony
>>
>>25347794
pls
>>
What kinds of games does Moondancer play with Minuette, Lemon Hearts, and Twinkleshine?
>>
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I really like ponies.
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>>25347844
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseball
>>
Fillybutts. I'm not saying anything about them, just putting that out there, fillybutts.
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>>25347692
I hate how that's a "species", it seems no one on this show can be a one-of-a-kind being
>>25347904
It's funny how "polo ponies" are often "big horses"
>>
what would it be like to be the one anon married to celestia

knowing that all other anons would be so jealous of you
>>
>>25347073
my hand smells like dick and dried cum
>>
>>25347979
You remind pony of her father somehow.
>>
>>25347979
unf
>>
dash simulator

http://futzi01.deviantart.com/art/Last-Dash-570405836
>>
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>>25347954
Yet I find it kind of irritating how seemingly every horse-like character is called a "pony"
>>
>>25348001
fluttershy you're naked
>>
Freaking ponies
>>
>>25348030
Please do not freak the ponies.
>>
http://smaert.com/art.webm

Don't click on that link
>>
>>25348027
Why come people only make a big deal about her doing it? Is it because of that joke?
>>
>>25344263
>Anthro
The fuck does this even mean when you're talking about a dragon character who stands upright
>human
??????????????
>>
>>25348074
I CLICKED THE LINK RAY
>>
>>25347994
well this is fun and a little challenging
>>
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>>25348074
FUCK YOU NOBODY TELLS THIS ANON WHAT TO DO!
>>
>>25348103
I never noticed night glider just gliding by like superman
>>
https://derpiboo.ru/1017146
>>
>>25348103
What a horrible pony, destroying propriety like that.
I'm calling the police on her.
>>
Filly used tail whip.
It's not very effective.
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>>25348166
Every day is pain knowing I can't hug the stuffing out of one of these cute creatures.
>>
>>25348178
Thank goodness you can't hug the stuffing out of the ponies, they need their stuffing.
>>
>>25348181
Ponies don't need stuffing, it's optional.
>>
https://derpiboo.ru/354429
Literally perfect.
>>
>>25348181
Stuffing is essential for good pony health.
>>