"Hey 'Nawn, what kinda coke y'all want? We got Mountain Dew, Pepsi, Cheerwine..."
> calling soda "coke"
At least she didn't call it "pop"
It's soda, kill yourselves.
>a handful of anon's sit inside a booth at sugarcube corner reminiscing and bs'ing about life back on earth
>some good natured zingers are lobbed over the correct slang for carbonated beverages
>before long it's escalated to a full out brawl
>table full of waifu's watch from across the way
>aus anon walks through the door and says "OI, I HEAR YOU LADIES ARE CALLIN BEER 'SODA'"
In Scotland I hear 'juice' more often than fizzy drink or soft drink whatever else.
I've heard people say they're going to the corner shop to get a 'can of juice'. You might think they mean fruit juice or something, but they actually mean irn bru.
As much as I hate to agree with someone from Illinois, it is soda here in WI too.
>I'm so insecure about my sexuality that the word "bubbler" makes me feel uncomfortable
>getting triggered over a word for fizzy sugar water
You've never been to Milwaukee or Rhode Island I guess
> be me
> lived in Utah
> lived in California
> lived in Illinois
> lived in Ohio
> lived in Arizona
> lived in Oklahoma
> lived in Oregon
Its always been soda. Any arguement is autismo
Why do they call it bubbler when it doesn't bubble anything?
In fact, if it's functioning properly, it will never contain a single bubble whatsoever. It's just about the wrongest possible thing you could call it.
Not my fault you've only live in ignorant shitholes. Pop is pop.
Prepare to get #reked
A spongebob writer called it pop once. Therefore, it's pop.
Tennesseefag here. Coke ain't a proper noun where I come from. Coke's a name given to all cokes, includin' orange soda, sprite, and meller yeller. In other words,
it's coke.And y'all can all fuck yourselves.
Only mlp could turn a thread into a 70 post argument over the proper name of carbonated beverage's
Rare to see a fellow Tnfag, but where in hicksville do you live where they call it coke, you fucking degenerate.
SAMS CLUB DR THUNDER
Best carbonated drink coming through
>tfw no regular superstore carries them in Canada
>tfw have to buy it in some specialized store for ridiculously price
Such is life in Canadia
> not superior Cherry Coke
Vanilla Coke is quite good though, I have to admit.
It's pop, but whether you call it soda or pop we can agree it sure as fuck isn't
coke and that this guy >>25342432
is dumb bigger for thinking it is.
Moved from Detroit to Indy about 5 years ago and every civilized person I've met has called it pop. Only the people with retarded country accents call it soda and heaven forbid I meet the occasional super-hick that calls it coke.
>Be eating at Dennys
>Enjoying a delicious tuna melt
>Super-hick family of six walks in and sits at a booth near my own
>Waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink
>The father says "YEEEAAHHH I'll have summa that thur orange coke"
>Hear this and immediately start choking on my fairly priced food
>"I'm sorry sir, do you mean Sunkist?"
>"Shheiiit girl aintcha never hurda orange coke? I reckon I'll take summa that thur 'SUN-KYISSED' though
>By now I'm laughing my ass off with food in my mouth with half the restaurant looking in my direction
>Decide to pay my bill and leave before I stain the floor with spaghetti sauce
>Walking to my car I notice an old truck parked next to my vehicle
>Rebel flags and NRA stickers galore
>Missing back window and covered in mud
>Realize who this belongs to
>They crammed a '98 f-150 full with 6 people just to go to Dennys
>Look around to see if anyone is watching
>Coast is clear
>Write 'Sunkist>orange coke' in the dried mud on the side of the truck
>Get in my car and wait while lurking on /b/
>Family comes out after 30 minutes
>Father sees my message immediately and shouts "GODDAMN NEGROS FUCKIN UP MAH SHIT"
>Hold my sides in place as I start my car and begin to drive away
>Fucking orange coke
Texan here. We have no idea why you retards spaz out when we call it coke. It's just fucking coke, you bunch of inbred spitfucks.
Damn, Alabama must have the only civilized soft-drink drinkers.
Pepsi is Pepsi
Mtn.Dew is Mtn.Dew
Dr.Pepper is Dr.Pepper
We call them by their names and refer to them generically as "Soft-Drinks"
PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS "COCA-COLA" AND NOT "COKE"?
You're all fucking wrong. It's called sodie pop, retards.
>Seemingly innocent thread with Applejack asking what you'd prefer derailed into what to call Coke/soda/soda pop/etc.
>drinking soda ever
Yeah, like I'm going to be drinking "diabetes in a can" ever.
Fellow New York reporting in. It's soda you dipshits! LOOK ON THE FUCKING BOX!
All of you are wrong. It's carbonated sugar water.
Enjoy your type 2 diabetes.
>Not a Yoohoo
AJ, I thought you were southern. And Pepsi is not a Coke! If yer gonna offer me a soda then at least use a proper term for it.
It's not even chocolate milk. It's a 'chocolate drink'. More like chocolate water, and it's fucking gross. If you're older than twelve and drinking a Yoohoo, you need to get diagnosed for austism.
Huh thought I was the only one that had that issue.
I kinda go with whatever, soda or pop most the time.
Why is it such a problem if you call it one or the other? They feel interchangeable to me.