You are Twilight Sparkle, what is the best part of waking up?
Bought shit from a machine or whatever I like with plenty of milk and sugar since it taste like shit and needs the base taste drowned out.
Coffee from a percolator black, all hail the mighty percolator!
A big cup of kicking your ass!
Strong as fuck, sugar and shit are optional.
'Knowing what i don't need to pretend what i am someone else, while sitting on shit-ass site, made for lazy retards, who have nothing to do whatsoever. In the name of Celestia, I'm Twilight Sparkle! I have shit to do, and i can't just spend the whole day laying in my comfy bed, imagining in my head, what am i, and how do i feel myself in the morning.'
"SPIKE! My breakfast!"