You are Twilight Sparkle, what is the best part of waking up?

>>25337993
Stretching out my glorious wings, little knowing I will only have them for another couple of weeks.

>>25337993
mare juice in her cup

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>>25337993
Folgers in your cup

>>25337993
My dick.

>>25337993
Spike's little tongue flicking against my pussy.

>>25337993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyRsCEkBi9I

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>>25337993

>>25338011
>>25338012
>>25338032
>>25338045
How do you like your coffee, /mlp/?

>>25337993
Being able to sleep with my brother because royalty and I'm best friends with his wife since foalhood.

>>25337993
Soldiers in my cup

letting out all that morning gas

>>25338079
Like my cocks:
Creamy and white

Feeling Shiny's sperm leaking out of you and knowing that his foal is inside of you.

>>25337993

Knowing that I'm keeping the gene pool strong by tricking autist keks into jerking off to me instead of trying to have sex with real women.

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>>25338079
Depends

Bought shit from a machine or whatever I like with plenty of milk and sugar since it taste like shit and needs the base taste drowned out.

Coffee from a percolator black, all hail the mighty percolator!

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>>25337993
A big cup of kicking your ass!

>>25338011
I was gonna post this too, dat hivemind

>rape
>from hot monkey dick

Sometimes it's the only thing she can look forward to when walking up

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>>25337993
Satan in your cup

>>25337993

Shoving my thick horsecock down my throat and cumming directly into my stomach.

>>25337993
The best part of waking up is with dried up semen all over my face, crusting up my pony princess eyelids.

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>>25338540
nice

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So is this a coffee thread now?

This is fine.

>>25337993
Bein best pone

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>>25338079
Strong as fuck, sugar and shit are optional.

>>25338091
Lol yos.

>>25338079
I don't. Far too bitter and I'd have to bastardize it too much to make it drinkable. Love the smell though

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>>25337993

hi guys i just got into mlp and little kids am i one of you yet?

Not having my wingbones stabbing me in the back anymore.

>>25337993
Knowing I have 5 friends as close as the ones I have.
I doubt I'd ever be too down with a support system like that.

>>25339001
Not until you want to fuck horses.

>>25338079
I like my coffee like I like my men.
Sweet and brown.

>>25338310
>implying the gene pool is strong in the first place

You were born right? Can't be that strong

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>>25337993
'Knowing what i don't need to pretend what i am someone else, while sitting on shit-ass site, made for lazy retards, who have nothing to do whatsoever. In the name of Celestia, I'm Twilight Sparkle! I have shit to do, and i can't just spend the whole day laying in my comfy bed, imagining in my head, what am i, and how do i feel myself in the morning.'
"SPIKE! My breakfast!"

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>>25337993
MORNING IN PONYVILLE SHIMMERS

anon's strong arms around my barrel and his warm breath ruffling my mane.

Any advice on how to drink coffee without staining your teeth?

>>25338079
Ground into a powder and boiled, like my women.

i prefer tea

>>25338079
Like my dick!
A small, bitter quantity that no mare could ever like. ;_;

>>25339949
Have clean teeth in the first place...

>>25338079
Medium roast plain, or dark with a splash of hazlenut creamer
>>25338983
There are different strengths anon. You could get a light roast and add a little honey

>>25338079
Black. Tried to get into coffee for years by putting cream and sugar in it, never liked it. Tried it black and loved it.

>>25339949
have all your teeth pulled beforehand

>>25340146
>>25340207
will do

>>25337993
Touching my tight virgin princess vagina.

>>25337993
Touching my vagina and smelling my smegma.

Giving my brother a good morning blowjob.

>>25338079
I put just a tint of french vanilla in it. gives it a very sweet taste to it.