>"U-ummm Anon? I accidentally left the oven on and kinda sorta burned the house down..."
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That's a paddlin'
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Shitty writing prompt: The thread
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Jesus, why are you so stupid?
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I have that problem all the time.
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Alright. We can go back in time and undo this, but you'll have to suck my balls first to give the time machine some charge.
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So why did you come to my house to tell me? Call the fire squad or something and then get out of here.
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>cardboard "house"
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I'm ok with the events that are unfolding currently.
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kek