Who would do it? >Captcha 'Drinks'

There are people who would reward me for drinking horse semen?

>>25324685
>Video
http://www.therock.net.nz/Challenge-10-Last-Cup-of-Sorrow-horse-semen/tabid/1269/articleID/21983/Default.aspx

>>25324685

if it's all from healthy stallions, then sure. It's just semen, nothing really bad in it. Much easier that live bugs or rotten shark or other crap they usually have.

My challenge would be to not get hard imagining that it's fresh from Big Mac's cock.

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>>25324801
Imagine if their reaction if you requested it be warmed.

>>25324685
Do you remember the horse smegma thread?

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>>25324872
>smegma
Oh god, fuck no.

>>25324801
Same desu senpai

I can barely swallow a human load without choking like a little bitch, hell no could I drink an entire pint. Plus it's probably gross and salty as fuck.

>>25325008
Horses have a lot of precum, which is super watery and tastes a little salty. their actual cum is thick and, depending on things like age, diet, hydration, should taste bland with a slight almond taste. like if you soaked almonds in hot water for a day.

>>25324872
>tfw I would lick a ball made of pure human smegma to have my foreskin back
Damn ignorant parents.

>>25325076
What about consistency?

>>25324685
Do I have to drink it out of a cup, or can I drink it straight from the horse's dick?
>>25325423
Infant circumcision should be a crime

>>25325771
Im happy I was cut... now I dont have to do it now. Looks like a weird infected mushroom with it on there.

>>25325810
I wasn't cut and I consider myself lucky.

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>New Zealand

JUST...

>>25324703
this. why the fuck dont i ever fall into these contests? chug that shit down and then ask if you can have another.

>>25324872
I remember the "Paul Bunyan Anon after he drinks least favorite pony's smegma" thread if that's what you're referring to

>>25325423
This obsession is barely any different from "my life would be better if only I were a woman."

No.
Shit's fine.
Shut up about it.

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>>25325863
>>25325771
>>25324703
>>25324821
It seems like it would be weird cold. Would be best straight from the source. Why is there no porn of someone using an artificial horse sleeve to drink it all?
>horse mounts the fake table
>slide on the artificial sleeve
>open mouth
>wait

>>25328107
Boner, you stop this... stop this right now.

They must record this

>>25328107
i remember some gay drawings where the artist's OCs are drinking cola from a dildo.
i was laughing to be honest. how the fuck would that work?

>>25328223
How would what work? Drinking cola from a dildo? It would be hollow like a floppy rubber cup I guess.

>>25328239
maybe, but tell me how this works
https://derpibooru.org/926112

>>25328265
Mmmm.. Not sure on the exact anatomy of a pone but.. I guess if you shoved it far enough down your throat it would bypass the swallow mechanism and basically make a straight tube to the stomach. As for drinking it with it shoved down your throat.. That would be impossible. You'd have to squeeze the can or have the can above your head for gravity to take effect. Why am I analyzing horse dick?Find me porn of swallowing a real horse cumshot and you win the internet.

>>25324685
Only if it's warm, I don't drink cold semen.

>>25324685
Only if it was warm, I don't drink cold semen.

>>25328220
Look at >>25324716

>>25328285
homesick shimmer is full of horsexfemale action
https://derpibooru.org/1003014
https://derpibooru.org/874577
https://derpibooru.org/799066

>>25328329
It's not real.

I don't like the art style. It actually looks kind of gross.

>>25328286
I don't recommend using a radiator to heat it up.

>>25328329
>I don't recommend using a radiator to heat it up.
I see what you did here, Anon

>>25328378
well, the tags there maybe can help you, but i don't have any IRL horse x fwmale porn.
go to russian websites for that, or the deepweb, i dunno

>>25328401
>deep Web
Nigga that shit is on 4+4 and 4+3 chan.

>>25328401
I'm actually 6 months porn-free. So going on a search myself isn't an option for me. But if someone DID post a link for someone swallowing a real pone. I'd consider breaking that streak. Russian sites freak me out. Always feel like if I got a virus that it'd be in Russian and be that much more impossible to get rid of.

>>25328444
i tend to avoid those cause, you know
>infinite chan
and about 7, well, only if you are interested in /fur/, but nothing more than that to me

only if it's still hot. I find the idea of cold horse semen disgusting

>>25328463
>being a sheep
If it has something you want, like literal horse porn, then go there. Don't just avoid it because you're loyal to 4chan. It's stupid to be loyal to a website that doesn't give a shit about you personally. It's like being loyal to dove soap so you refuse to buy old spice.

I go there when I'm feeling extra kinky and just want to get off to some guy blowing a load in a real horse, hearing it make sexual horse noises, or seeing someone suck down streams of shooting horse cum.

>>25328401
Probably a thread up on /horse/

>>25328498
I never knew. Never been to seben chan before. Ctrl click every thread.

>>25327839
No fuck you. Shit is most certainly not fine. I didn't ask to have a healthy part of my body cut off for no goddamn reason.

>barely any different
It's the exact opposite.

"Oh I'm going to cut off my penis so I can be different than I am now."
"Oh I'm going to cut off my foreskin so I can be different than I am now."

How about we stay the way we were born and stop trying to go against nature.

>>25330113
>How about we stay the way we were born and stop trying to go against nature.
While I strongly, strongly, strongly disagree with this sentiment, I do believe that circumcision should be an adult decision to be made by the affected party, not the parents.

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>>25331000
Trips confirm trap.