>"I still can't believe how lucky I am to have a

>>25324263
>friends
Oh no, wait
>lover

>>25324263
I don't need anyone else Cadance! I can support myself!

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>>25324263
I dont know how game works in Horseland, can you please teach me what white mares want?

>>25324263
>Cadance attempts to play matchmaker to find Anon's true love, because it's her princess duty.
interesting concept

>>25324263
>You stare her directly in the eyes.
“I had a girlfriend before, after telling me I was the only one she proceeded to fuck half the people I worked with along with my best friend at the time.”
>Shock settled on both hers and Shinings faces.
“Isn’t having friends great.”

>>25324263
Are fillies legal? Answer this and I'll be halfway to finding my sooper speshul sumpony right god damn now.

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>>25324314
Money

>>25324318
>>25324329

requesting green text for dong expansion

>>25324320

>Cadance and Shining agree to let you kek Shining to make up for your past experience

>>25324318
Something she will ultimately fail at.

>>25324388
Would she fail? Or would Anon be too stubborn/unfaithful for it to work?

>>25324263
Sorry, but I rather prefer to die alone. I'm worthless

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>>25324318
>She realizes Anon is meant to be alone but tries to sets up in some playdates to make him feel better
>Deep down Anon knows everything Candyass is just pitying him.

>>25324414
>Dredd
I don't get why this movie bombed. It was really good

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>>25324263
What if they both offered to be your special somepony together?

>>25324830
"Oh look, a judge dredd movie."
"Wait, didn't they make one with Sylvester Stallone and that guy who fucked a goat in The Animal?"
"..I'll pass."

>>25324263
Some of us are meant to be alone, even if we don't want to.
Some of us never even got a chance.

>>25324848
With hot bisexual threesomes

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>>25324263
Well of course I do.

>>25324396
>"It's okay, Anon. I've got another date lined up for you for next weekend. I hope you like-"
"Cadence, stop."
>She's taken aback.
"Look, this isn't going to work. Just stop this already."
>"I know we haven't found the right mare, but it's only been a few attempts. Don't give up just yet! We'll find somepony for you. I'm the princess of love, after all."
"It's not them, Cadence. I know you can find great mares; in fact, you have found great dates for me. I'm just unlovable, okay? It was true back home, and it's apparent here too. I'm not meant to be with someone, and you know what? That's okay. I can handle being-"
>"Is that what this is all about?"
>You can see her putting all the pieces together in her mind.
>"Is that why you show up late to all your dates? Is that why you always seem uninterested? Is that really why? You think you're unlovable?"
>You shift around in your seat.
"Well, I mean...it's just every time I've tried getting involved with someone, I realize there's nothing about me worth sticking around for."
>"Anon, stop."
>You snap back to attention.
>"You're not unlovable, Anon. If you were, I wouldn't be trying to help you."
"But, it's just-"
>"There's nothing wrong with you. You're good enough to be loved by somepony."
>You take a moment to let her words sink in.
"You really think that?"
>"Yes, Anon. I do."
>A smile sneaks across your face.
"No one's ever said that before."

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>>25324414
>Cadence keeps setting Anon up with extroverted ponies who try to fix him
>He only withdraws more and generally becomes less and less desirable a mate.
>Cadence starts to suffer from cutie mark related anxiety, not being able to bring love to this miserable person.
>One day she kicks his door in and screams at him
>Tears falling from her eyes, she demands to know why he's so intent on being alone
>Why suitor after suitor leaves him in a worse state than he was, and how sometimes even the mares become disillusioned and sad themselves.
>Anon touches Cadence's cheek during her tirade and brushes a tear away with his thumb.
"Now I know why you cry."
"But it is something I can never do."
>Anon steps away and Cadence closes her eyes as she lowers him into molten steel.

>>25324263
What? No, I do have a special somepony. Her name is Sugar Star!

>>25324932
>those who cannot find a significant other have to be put to death via molten steel
That's metal as fuck

>>25324263
I've only been here for like 20 minutes cut me some slack.

>>25324927
c-continue

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>>25324950
>That's wonderful Anon! I'd love to meet her!

>>25324927
>and then she laughed in his face
>IT'S A PRANK BRO

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>>25324927
kinda reminded me of that one pinkie pie greentext, you know the one I mean?

anyway I know I'm admitting how pathetic I am as a human being but it actually made me feel a little better about my wretched, meaningless existence. so even if what you're doing is indulgent and kinda autistic, know that you made at least one sad loser feel a little bit better tonight. thanks.

>>25324414
>"You ready?"
>"..You feel ready."

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>>25324263
No. Never. Made peace with the fact that I'd die alone a virgin faggot way back in my early 20's.

>>25324263
Some people aren't meant to be happy cadence. That's just something you have to learn to live with.

>>25326326
It's what I'm here for, Anon

>>25326379
Hello fellow wizard, how are you this fine evening?

>>25326389
Out of cigarettes and weed at the moment, but it could always be worse. I could have a girlfriend and a life!

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>>25324927
I would enjoy a continuation of this.

Hell, any green based around this idea would be good. I just like the premise of Cadence helping Anon find love. Possibly getting distraught if she doesn't succeed quickly, since it's literally her purpose in life.

>>25326413
Who wants a girlfriend when you can have unlimited wizard powers?

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>>25326484
Too right, m90
H-have you got yours yet? I hit 31 recently and uh, no powers yet.

>>25326495
You get them at 40 m8 hold on you're almost there

>>25326495
>>25326413
I can't tell if you're trying really hard to be "self-aware" or if you're just poking fun at virgins

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>>25326591
Sounds like a personal problem, normie.

>>25324329
Yes fillies and colts you name it are all lergal, and they're common, as long they have the Equestrian nationality. Unless they committed something illegal, I dunno. What's the point of your question, exactly?

>>25326451
Bump for agreement on continuation

What's the name of the fic that has mane 6 married and shit but anon ends up alone? He ends up a one-armed blacksmith or something.

>>25328222
nice trips

>>25326326
make that two sad losers

I want more Princess Cadence playing match-maker with Anon..... and Anon hates the living hell out of it

>>25324263
because I don't want any of you fuckers you're all too nice and I still believe you're all in on some sick plan to get me

>>25324898
Took me a moment, but I kek'd hard

>>25324263
CHAD IS EVEN IN HORSELAND

IT NEVER ENDS