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>"You wouldn't hurt a lady would you?"

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>"You wouldn't hurt a lady would you?"
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Of course not. I'll remember that when I see one
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>>25320903
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>>25320903
*bitch slap*
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>>25320903
"Of course not."
>Bitch slaps Rarity.
"Guess that means you're not a Lady."
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>>25320903
I wouldn't hurt a pony period.
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>>25321084
Ponies don't have periods, they have estrus.
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>>25320903
>implying i treat people differently based on gender
CIS-SUM CHECK YOUR PRIVLEGE
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>>25321084
But ponies don't have periods.
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>>25321113
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>>25320903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOyub4t2YY
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>>25321119
look at her eyes. they are off the mark.
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>>25321113
>"ANON! MY UNMENTIONABLES ARE OOZING!"
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>>25320903
Yes. Because I support equality.
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>>25320903
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>>25320903
the hammer of justice is unisex
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>>25321213
I'm not fucking reading all of that.
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>>25321213
What I'd do for Tabitha to read that
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>>25320903
Until you try to put something up my ass in which case you're gonna get decked, bitch.
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You just burned my house down, killed my pets, my friends, and stole my money.

Of course I couldn't hurt you. I'm an easily manipulated anon in every story ever written. You're too cute for me to get mad no matter what happens.
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>>25320903
Touch my drugs and find out.
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You just burned my house down, killed my pets, my friends, and stole my money.

Of course I couldn't hurt you. I'm an easily manipulated anon in every story ever written. You're too cute for me to get mad no matter what happens!
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>>25320903
"A lady my ass," You say as you hold your plank of wood behind your back.
>"By what are you talking of? My cleaning?"
"You rid me of my memories, my sentimental values, and worst of all years of work I had spent to create the perfect kernel for Windows."
>Your arm swings wide and brash as you bring the plank to her face.
"Four-O-Four. Dead or broken Rarity." You say brashly as you turn to leave your house.
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>>25322396
>Wait, that one sounded hella gay
>Do over
>You walk back in the house and pick up the already defeated rara and ponder another one liner to utter
>Heh..yeah that'll do nicely
>WHAP
>"Machine dry only, made in Indonesia."
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>>25322427
But anon.... My raging wood.... I slammed it in Rara's face... ;-;
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>>25320903
"I can't help but want to hurt a lady of your beauty, Miss Rarity. Your bright blue eyes and incandescent smile make me want to inflict the sweet agony of la petite morte on you."
>"...you sound like a faggot, anon."
"Shut your cock slot, rainbow cunt."
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