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If you could bring ANY vehicle to Equestria,
>which vehicle would it be?
> why would you?

I'd bring this big guy and give all the ponies a joyride.
AND HIS NAME IS
AutoTram Extra Grand
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Not taking an ae86 and owning the touge you pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWhZWX3FnXg
Or a an audi quattro sport s1 from group B rally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDRkHXMHqFo
maybe an unlimited class Trophy Truck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHuTsVZTRAE
possibly even the fastest street legal drag car perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dh-U-MIgS0
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>>25317555
K you have really good cars but im not into rallies or drag races. Im more of a bus enthusiant which is why I chose so
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>>25317403
Get your fucking tumblr transam shit out of here
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>>25317580
sir i am disappoint but buses are a necessary evil i guess.
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>>25317403
Bagger 288
Take over equestria
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>>25317403
Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow I: Black, elegant, simple, well crafted and perfect for slow cruises up Canterlot or Ponyville putting the fear of automobiles into the ponies while wearing a black suit, red tie with silver sterling tie clip looking like one of the Krays
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Obvius choice. The Saab 900 from 1985. It would be a bit har dö find gas for it though and this baby drinks up a lot of gas
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>>25317686
>giving ponies an Australian car
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You said ANY vehicle so I choose a Warthog. It runs on hydrogen so it essentially never runs of of fuel.
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Thats a noice choice
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>>25317403
this beautiful machine is all you need
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>>25319043
that is a baby bike hombre 1/10 would not ride also ktm kek he actually fell for the hype
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>>25317403
mopar or no car
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>>25322553
Good luck finding parts for the General, Freiburger.
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>There are people here who don't want to drive pic related
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>>25322703
i already have driven, sadly its super overrated.
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>>25319043
I like your idea of a bike, but give me one with a headlight so I don't get stuck 20 miles outside town when the sun goes down.

Also;
>Gotta consider fuel.
That Katoom you posted is a 2-stroke. It's gonna be hard enough finding gasoline, much less 2-stroke pre-mix oil. Stick with a 4-stroke.

An old DR650 is bulletproof...it won't break down and it's easy to fix if it does. Since it's carburated not fuel injected it will be easier to configure for whatever fuel you find in hoers world...probably ethanol.

Equestria's roads are dirt, but they seem to be pretty smooth. The DR is heavy but should be able to handle anything you ask it to do. It's also big and powerful enough to haul some cargo and a passenger.
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>>25322703
Only the diesel model, the gas V8 is a shit.
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>>25317403
Does Tesla have a car with solar panels yet? That's the only thing that's going to last even a short while, seeing as ponies don't have a huge gasoline industry.
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>>25322703
Ugh...had to drive those shitboxes in the military.
>Unreliable
>Cramped
>Slow as unholy fuck
Kill it with fire.
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>>25322830
the stock ones or the uparmored ones?
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>>25322826
>no gasoline
Bikefag here >>25322788 already considered that.
Get something with carburetors and no fancy electronic control systems so you can re-jet it for ethanol. Shit...you can make that from any vegetable matter. Power your ride with apples.
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>>25317403
I'd ask them if they wanted to ride the bone train
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Something like pic except more suitable for equestrian living. If they don't have gasoline, then something else that works for the car. You get the idea.

>captcha : select all the cars
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My old shitty ten speed.
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>>25322870
But if I had an electric car with solar panels, I wouldn't need to worry about that at all.
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>>25322865
Ours had no armor. I was Air Force and they made terrible flightline vehicles. No room for the tools. Army & Marinefags tend to love their HumVees more because they were designed for their kind of work.

The best vehicles for my job were these Mercedes panel vans. Plenty of room for a crew and all the crap they needed to work with.
I wouldn't recommend them for Equestria though...maintenance was a bitch.
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>>25322903
that's a 10-4 there, good buddy!
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>>25322929
aw yeah muh truckerfags
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>>25322916
the Mercedes panel vans are carbon copies of the Freightliner and Dodge Sprinter.
Panel vans are the best for airfields, civilian or not. Decently quick and holds a ton of crap.
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>>25317403
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>>25322912
>Solar panels
Are we limiting our choices to real, existing technology, or just going all-out Flash Gordon here? Even in human world, with our technology, we haven't achieved a practical solar car yet.

There's experimental prototypes, but none of them are useable on unpaved country roads.
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>>25317403
Ford Focus
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>>25322986
I think the idea would be a slow recharge to allow for unlimited use in the long run, not an unlimited range vehicle.
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>>25323007
Still doesn't address the dirt roads. Current solar prototypes run on spindly bicycle-style wheels...they'd break the first time you hit a rock.

Solar power is a reasonable idea but you'd have to separate the collection station from the vehicle. Set up a panel farm...then orally service Celestia real good so she dumps down plenty of sunlight for you. Then use the solar energy to charge your battery powered car.

That said, I'd favor a bio-fuel like ethanol or bio-diesel. In fact, a diesel can run on just about anything once it's warmed up. Remember that Rudolph Diesel's first engine (in 1900) ran on vegetable oil.
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>>25322788
2-strokes are possibly cannon thanks to princess spike. finding 2-stroke mix may be easier than 4-stroke
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it may suck gas like a motherfucker

but this motherfucker is fast
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defiantly
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I would take pic related, no questions about it. The trunk is big enough to fit anything you need, and you have plenty of room to do whatever you want in the backseat. Equestria is in desperate need of classy vehicles.
>>25319043
>KTM
nice, would be my choice if I wanted to bring a bike
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>>25317403
>implying any of posted stuff could survive in asphaltless environment
https://youtu.be/YQHyhXzn0o0
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>>25323170
>Me-163B
>USAF
>defiantly
it works
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I would decimate cities with this
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>>25322998
....okay mom can we stop at dairy queen after soccer practice?
>>25323158
your a bretty cool guy anon
>>25323381
did not see the class 1 trophy trucks above i take it or the rally cars.
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>>25323381
how about this, for style?
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>>25317403
With the full 42 rounds of course
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>>25323961
the damn thing uses 2 gallons of fuel to start and warm up
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>>25323961
Is the TUSK equipment even necessary in equestria?
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>>25317403
>why?
For the Emperor of course!
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>>25322998
I hope you are talking about the ST model, the automatic trannies are fucked.
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>>25324112
>not the RS500
it's like you enjoy being slow
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>>25324159
>RS500
its not in murrica yet ;_;
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if fuel ain't an issue, this would be fun. Part train, part decomissioned missile platform
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This Micro-car.
Reasoning:
The roads in Equestria will be both compact
and small, since they are nothing more than foot trails.
The smaller the roads, the harder it will be
for a large truck of car to easily pass through
or ride on the small and forbidding roads and
trails of Equestria.
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>>25324468
your an faggot anon
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>>25324334
only in russia
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>>25324334
Trains are actually a pretty good idea since Equestria already has train tracks.
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>>25324485
close.
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>>25324468
>Tiny wheels
>2WD
>Low ground clearance
Have fun getting stuck every .5 miles. You think you will be able to drive through narrow streets, but they're narrow UNPAVED streets. 20's cars have huge wheels because almost every road was unpaved then.
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>>25324529
>>25324485
Whoever said I would take off road? Why not drive around Manehattan, or Canterlot, given the ground clearance.
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>>25324334
You do realize they were only using trains from the early 1900s? That thing would be both too heavy and too big for their railroads and their train tracks.
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>>25324750
>Anon builds a narrow gauge ICBM launching train.
I want this to exist
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>>25324724
whats the point its not even fast what the fuck would i do with it.
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Der Gustav Schwerer
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>>25324781
Why even bring a vehicle in Equestria to begin with? They have teleportation, flight, and stage coaches. Being that they are still horses, you might as well make them be your personal transports.
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>>25324883
Because Earth vehicles are more enjoyable than all of that. Cars are cool. Take their transportation for everyday shit but bring your car out for shits and giggles.
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>>25324930
So, a parade float?
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>>25324930

But once you run out of gas that's it
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>>25325079
>not founding pone version of Standard Oil
check out this poorfag
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>>25324883
>Implying all unicorns can easily teleport.
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>>25324750
you do realize they took the truck assemblies away, making it no longer usable on railroad track, and put it on the base of an ICBM mover. I wouldn't use it on their railway system. I would use it off-road.
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>>25323158
It may use more gas, I bet this is faster
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