"I'm gonna try out for the hoofball team, Anon! Do you think I can make it?"
Do you even have legs? Is that what those stubby things are? Those are your legs? All this time I thought you'd been crippled in some kind of accident and the doctors had just attached your feet to what remained of your thighs, but those things really are your legs? You're not hiding the rest of your legs under your fat or anything?
I mean, uh, yeah. Whatever. Sure, you and those stumps will be some kind of asset.
>"who the fuck let you onto my field!"