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Hocus Pocus Edition

All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!

Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:

Art Compilation:

For aspiring writers:

Old Shattered Gem: >>25249501
Posting best Dazzling.
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Your tastes are very different from mine.
She put a spell on me

I feel like I really really need pictures of them as the witches from Hocus Pocus now.
>The sp00ky skeleton on the side of my screen.
>Not dazzling related
>Posting in the name of sp00ky
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I-I don't love you...
>Hocus Pocus
we ICP now?
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mfw I have some good Dazzling Halloween pictures but I just can't find them no matter how hard I try.
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>Hocus Pocus edition

You've made a Dadanon very happy.
Kid dazzlings and daddy anon going trick-or-treating.
Why don't we add some shenanigans in a haunted house to go with it. Nothing crazy, just some kekworthy thrills with a fun ending.
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Glad you like it Dadanon.
Hail Satan!
Okay. Why not! Could a drawfag make a pic to go with the story?
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Fucking Hell, no pun intended.

Its probably because I like extreme metal.

Sure, sounds like fun. Do you know anyone who can provide us with such material?
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Why are they so scared?
Fuck you two shitbags. Dadanon is shit and always will be. Now Momanon on the other hand.

"And that Aria, is how you properly fake an orgasm."

"Goddamnit Sonata, if i get pulled in for public lewdness again, your orgasms will not be the only fake thing about you.

Adagio opened the and one of the children was dressed up as "The orange hair monster of Canterlot High".

Tempers have risen.
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Did the child survive?
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Mention not the child, and you might be spared its fate.
I feel there's innuendo in this.

"So...Are we going to untie him and get him down from the balcony anytime soon?"

"Let that little cockweasel and his slanderous mouth stay right where he is, Aria."

"Just saying, i think the neighbors are starting to suspect he is not actually some Halloween decoration."

"Let. Him. Stay."

"Sure, Fine. You know Sonata is gonna freak out if you bribe Officer Cuffs with her donuts again."
If the story gets written and you guy name the scene I can do it. But possibly not 'till tomorrow. People can make up their minds and give a me a game plan here so my day is all outta wack. But I will do it if you guys don't mind it being later.
*can't make up their minds
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Adagio is looking at Sonata's wiggling butt and judging by the position of Sonata's skirt she's also getting a nice view of the panties.

>"Dagi, are you sure you dropped a quarter under the couch?"
>"Oh yeah, I'm sure. Keep looking. Maybe, uh, bend down a bit more."
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"Well, well, well, The neighbors seem to think that you three girls have been up to some youthful escapades again. You would not know anything about that, Adagio?"

"Oh, you know how neighbors can be, Officer Cuffs. Small minds, ugly faces and so on. I am sorry that they dragged you all the way out here however. Why don't you step in for a little bit, Sonata have bought some of those doughnuts with blueberry filling that you are so fond of."

"You know me too well, Adagio. And to be honest the racket from the balcony was getting to me."

Sadly, upon entering the kitchen their eyes fall upon a veritable killing field of baked goods, wretched remains spread over the table with as little care and grace as a pack of hyenas falling upon their prey. It is truly a moment that will live in infamy among Doughnutkind, or at least would have, if not for the fact that doughnuts are non-sentient comestibles. Still it looked pretty bad.

Hunched over the table a hunched humanoid with blueish hair croaks "Mine!"

"...Eighteen, five minutes ago there was eighteen doughnuts on the table, how is this even possible, Sonata?"

A contented gurgle is all the answer Adagio receives from the target of her ire.

"Told ya she would freak, Adagio."

"Shut up, Aria, just shut up."

"You know, my keen investigative mind tells me that there wont be any doughnuts coming up, Adagio. And this is probably just the hunger pangs speaking but that racket sure seems like the wailing of a child just now."

A broad smile splits Officer Cuffs fatherly face.

"Luckily Doughnuts are not the only thing i hunger for."
>"Luckily Doughnuts are not the only thing i hunger for."
Oh boy.
Hi Y'all.

"28 pounds of candy. You know, when he keels over with a heart attack, we`re gonna do hard time. Sure, i can just shank some fatherfucker to get respect. But you know they don't carry your brand of hair care in jail, Adagio."

"...Shut up, i work with what i have. In this case: Candy! A small mountain of candy."

"Adagio...Aria, why did the bad man take my candy?"

"Its his candy now, Sonata. He got candy and we get to bully the neighborhood."

"But i paid for it, with money i lifted from some guys wallet. That`s not fair."

"...That might be fair actually...Or not...i did not get very far before they banned me from the Ethics class. Anyways we need to get rid of the kid before more neighbors complain. I bet it was Miss Tucker that called it in, she is SO jealous. Hop to it, Aria."

"Me? Why me? Sonata can do it."

"Aria, you know well, that "Sonata can do it" is not true and never have been. Particularly not after eighteen doughnuts and being sulky."

"Fine. Sonata, get your ass to the window and keep a lookout for other cops...Sonata?...Where did she go?"

"...Oh crap, she`s snuck out to rob a candy store or mug some kids for candy. We need to get her before we have to buy Officer Cuffs another barrel of candy.
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Hi der
I think I'm going to make a little side story.

Would you all like a Three DZD Halloween?
More Dazzle content is always nice.
I'll get started on it a little bit later.
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Adagio in fuck-me heels is best Dazzling.
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Now I need Aria in fuck me heels so I can compare

Awesome! More content is always appreciated.

Why is this so washed out looking? Not bashing just curious if it's a WIP or edited or what.
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I believe I need a cold shower.
Original maker of statement here. Was not expecting that. Thank you anon you glorious person you! Extra emphasis on the fuck-me part for that image too.

*All in all.* Officer Cuffs thinks *its been a pretty good day. Pretty nice haul of candy too. Hope the girls were not too upset, but they were getting too cocky. A man have his dignity. Sure one thing is to be bribed for pocket change. But then the sweet succulent bribe is snatched from a poor hardworking man hands? ...Well, examples have to be set. It is only right. Still, the look on their faces when i pulled that "Luckily, Doughnuts are not the only thing i hunger for" line? The Missus will laugh for days when i tell her.*

Suddenly, some dark shape pass in front of the cruiser and a dull thump is heard as the car strikes it. Braking wildly, Officer Cuffs swerve of the road.

"Aw crap. Hope i did not kill some poor kids dog. Or at least that i killed Miss Hills yapping psycho rat thing..."

A slight rustle in the brush to the left of him.

"You OK, doggy? Come on out, and I`ll have a looksee at you...Doggy?.."

With a sudden lurch of motion, some heaving mass of rage throws itself at the poor unfortunate public servant. Arms working like pistons, teeth flashing. Flailing. Tearing. Gouging.

The screams don't last for long. But they are loud.

"OK, I give up. She is nowhere. Nowhere!!"

"Yeah, after a whole ten minutes of complaining about the rain and we went back inside. What else can we do, Adagio? Now that we have looked everywhere."

"Exactly. At last we agree on something, Aria."

"We moved 300 yard or so, Adagio. There are people in wheelchairs that could do better. There are people we have put in wheelchairs that have done better."

"Yeah, Old Man Wickerson. I never thought that he would make it up that hill. But he did. He persevered. And then, BOOM!, Road Train. I`ll never forget the look on his face."

"Ah, good mem..."

With sudden swiftness the door smashes open and a disheveled Sonata enters. Brush, roadkill, tire marks and blood cover most of her body. In her hands she clutches a large bag of candy. Also a toupèe.

Whilst shoes with minimum 4 inch heels are what I'd define as 'Fuck Me', the nearest I have is this one of Aria in heels.

Stockings included with no extra charge.

"OK, that's it. Whatever happened can wait for tomorrow. I`m gonna dig up that oversized dildo Sonata bought me last year and ram it up my hoohaa until i cant remember any of this night."

"Gigantor? I thought you swore to never even look at it after smacking Sonata in the face with it. Anyways, what about the kid?"

"If he lasted eight hours, he is good for sixteen. It will teach him a valuable lesson."

"...Don`t piss off psycho bitches?"

"Yep, Is that not the most important lesson of them all? Good night, Aria."

"I think i will go to bed myself. Try not to sprain anything important, Adagio."

And in the darkness of the Dazzling household all that remained of All Hallows Night was the wailing of the damned soul on the balcony and the soft crunch as Sonata devoured her spoils.
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More Adagio in ultra-high fuck-me heels:

All she needs is her hair styled a certain way, and she could be the equivalent of the 1950s sex goddess Bettie Page.

She certainly rocked hose & heels, as Adagio does here.
I want to suck the Dazzlings' big dicks.
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>I want to suck the Dazzlings' big dicks.

So do I:

No doubt Adagio, Aria & Sonata were given plenty of this delicious German-made confectionery during Halloween, in appreciation of their femininity shown off to such exquisite heights in their sexy witch outfits: >>25285075
But the thing is I want them to fuck me and tell me all the reasons why I'm a worthless bitch,
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And the thing is I want to suck their sponge puddings with currants which they told me is the reason why sucking their Spotted Dicks makes them last longer, bitch.
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Express your feelings on this blank paper.

Can I go with that as an alternative?
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You are a good man, Anon

It's a good feeling anon, just accept it.
She makes a good cock warmer
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You go right ahead, friend.
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Excellent. More poof just for you.
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You again. Are you doing some sort of study on us?
I just want to cuddle Adagio and use her hair as a blanket.
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>tfw she's not real
>tfw the pain is
I'm the same anon who does edited image requests... But at the same time I'm the same anon who has done a lot of things. Even here on this same thread.

I wanna use it as a house.
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I want to stop communism in it
KEKASAURUS REX. Oh man, Nice to see you again. Whats new?
Anon and Dagi
Halloween bondage
Nigga, I came back a while ago, I've already made like 10-20 pics in the last few weeks.

And nothin' much new, still the same boring bitter 20-something virgin who spends all day shitposting on /mlp/ and /k/
Sorry man, don't really got the time right now to be drawing much, just popped in for a second.
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Dazzling Halloween, eh?
drawfriend here. i'm not home yet but i will be later if anyone wants Halloween related Dazzle pics. i'll be taking random /r/'s all night.

or honestly, any time, you guys should post /r/'s more often.
Dadanon and Kid dazzles trick-or-treating.
/r/ing Dazzlings in sea dragon forms causing a ruckus with various trick-or-treaters.
/r/ing Dazzlings in porn form kicking some mane 6 ass.

In today headlines:

Sea Dragons devour trick and treaters. But, says witnesses, they were singing a "bitchin" tune while doing so.

So far the citizenry appears to feel that it have all evened out.


Sunset Shimmer, former highschool Queen B freaks out after being told that Burgers contain horse meat.

Sunset shimmer says in a statement: Sure, i knew about the cows and chickens. But one of my boyfriends was hung like a horse and the whole thing just woke up a buncha good memories.
kek, but I kinda got lost on the Sunset part.
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Sanderson sisters Dazzles

Just a poorly mixed joke about how other speaking mammals are second class citizens in Equestria and how potentially having eaten horse meat reminded Sunset of the times she ate her boyfriends horse sized meat.
Oh ok, kekkles
I got and keked at the joke.
>that pic
Every damn time.
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Here's your Sunset Anon.
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Have some more
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I want to cuddle with Aria every night when going to sleep. Always grumpy at the start, but she would always end up hugging you back.
Can I have some more of Aria's ass?
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I can picture that.

This is from a game and yes that is my highest score.
Have some more Ariass.
>tfw no Aria to have quickies between classes in the school's toilets


Extra, Dazzling ass stack.
Alright, /dzg/. Say that one of the Dazzles will be put in Smash, which one should be in and why?
My vote goes to Dagi for her poof based fighting style.
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Then again I have been known to lie

(shit, missed the Dagi part)
Aria. She can totaly fuck someone up. Shes a bottle of suppressed rage.
It's ok if you missed Dagi.
Fucking hot.
As shit as the art is, kek at the gimp Sonata thinking that it's an acceptable costume for the kids.
Isn't that the whole point of Apparently anon? Shitty art with plenty of keks.
I don't know. I never payed attention because the art is preschool level. This however is worth a kek at least.
Most of his work has always had an air of hilarity to it. Kinda like weaver.
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Hey guys, sorry for no green today. Happy Halloween though. I gotta go to bed, my head is killing me right now.
Then I have succeeded in my primary goal!
Ate too much candy with Sonata I presume?

>Anon moaned on the couch, one hand over his eyes and the other over his stomach
>Sonata sits down next to him and tries to feed him a cupcake with orange frosting and a small plastic ghost on top
"Sonata, please, no more sugar."
>"But it's Halloween, Anon! I still have a whole bag of candy."
>Anon flexes and groans again in reaction as he feels a very heavy weight on him
>Pulling his hand away he found he didn't have a stomach anymore
>It was just a bag of candy taking up all view of it
It was my fault, wasn't it? Should I go easy next time?
ok that's fucking funny
Making story.
>"You've been very naughty girl, Sonata."
>"Oh my god YES! Whip me harder Dagi!"
>Doorbell ring
>"Fucking hell. Sonata, go give the kids some candy."
>"Okay, Dagi!"
>Door open
>"Trick or ..... Unf."
>"Here you go kids! Some Hershey bars!"
>Kids frozen cus' of unf
>Door close
>"Now Dagi. Where were we?"
>Kids are unf'ed for life.
Your best work yet!
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I post various ideas every now and then in case any drawfag feels like it, but none ever does. I'm not bitching or anything, just saying that your spoiler made me wut.
I just decided to make a story to support Dagi not being in the picture.
Still something though. Nicely done.
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>"Sodomize me."
Underrated post
I'm having a feeling this is Wubcake.
Nope, someone else, and not anybody familiar either.
It just looks like her art style without her signature.
And what do I know. You could be Wubcake.
Then ask me a question only she would know.
Why would anyone post their art with a 4chan filename?
Okay. Whats is Wubcakes real name?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I'm being honest to God serious, I am not Wubcake. I'm actually having a bit of a kek-fest looking at this situation right now.

Don't matter much to me really. I'm here for the lulz.
Oh ok good, for a second I thought I was gonna get a tone of shit. That would've been fun but at the same time it would make me sad.

I never said I won't give you shit...
Oh snappers
Is Wubcake /dzg/'s trigger?
No. Only Mayde got pissed about it.
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I'm off to bed so it won't matter to me, but leave it dudes. It's unlikely this won't turn out like the other times.
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Agreed. That path only leads to killing the chill vibe of the thread and ruining it for a lot of anons.
Hi /dzg/.
I can't sleep, got anything comfy dazzlings I can read or look at?
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Comfiest pic I got senpai
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>Can't sleep
Sucks Anon. What's keeping you up?

Have this cuddley dazzle moment.
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How's this?
Why do I feel like the aftermath of that is going to be less "aw, they're so cute, let me put this blanket over them" and more blasting them awake with an airhorn or a bucket of ice water
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This is possible but I hope not. They looks so comfortable. Dagi should join them and blanket them all with her poof.
I find this more sexy than anything else. But greatly appreciated.
Sleeping dazzles are perfect. Thanks.
>What's keeping you up?
Not completely sure to be honest.
Maybe it's because this day felt really meh for me this year.

I just feel unsatisfied about something.
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Thanks for the comment.

Hows this?
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Here, hows this for comfy!
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>small resolution
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I know the feeling. I remember the first year I didn't do anything for my birthday was a lot like that. It just sort of passed and I didn't care but then once it was over I just kinda felt really unsatisfied with it all.

Nowadays I rather it that way with my birthday. I always feel like I should do something for Halloween but my RL friends only wanna drink or do stupid shit so fuggit.

Love it! Fukken saved.
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Bless you anons.
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You're welcome. saved
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Now behold! The comfiest of comfy pics! That which makes man athirst for the warm embrace of large blankets and waifus warmer still!
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Aria is sniffing the fuck out of Sonata's hair.
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Is this one supposed to be missing a nose?

I think I'm starting to get to that point.
I just don't know what I want to do with my social life anymore.
I don't talk to friends much anymore, and I don't really have plans for much.

I kinda wanted to do something for this Halloween, but I got real busy with work for the past two weeks and put off any planning and preparing.

Aww, that is comfy as fuck.
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Friendly reminder that the Dazzlings will never probe your ass for science, but do so gently since you are their only human friend.
Well I suppose if she was half-spider she could have several a thousand of them on her legs.

Well at least you have a legitimate reason to be somewhat busy with a job. I can't even find a real reason other than I don't want to.
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Well I think I outta try to sleep again now.
Thanks for the comfy stuff anons.

Goodnight /dzg/.
Sleep well, Anon.
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Dominate your sleep anon. We believe in you.
Game face.
How was /dzg/'s Halloween
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this is a good thread
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Lonely and depressing as shit like every year.

You'll hear all kinds of retarded and madeup discrimination from sjws, but you'll never hear them cry about how holidays are socialist (with their own made up meaning instead of the actual meaning of the word) because they push the image that people should be together, which is painful for agoraphobics and friendless losers alike.
I feel you though, not that it does either of us much good.
It was good until my neighbors got into a fight with some people at their own party and I had to call the police.

I honestly considered breaking it up myself, but I wasn't sure if any of them were armed, and I'd rather not go charging out of my house, shotgun in hand, for people I don't give a rats cunt about.
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Absolutely Amazing. Thanks Based Anon.
Amazing work!
And also, Check em'.
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Not bad. Had a fire and some fireworks. Was fun.
Judging by their expressions, the one on top is Adagio, the one to our right is Aria and the one to our left is Sonata.
Pinkie's poof makes me wanna get back to writing now.
Ah don't worry. All the cool people know this is where the party's at.

Sorry for the overall sloppiness of this. I just wanted to put it out before I go to sleep and my vision is pretty blurry right now. I'll likely redo this at some point 'cus I like it, maybe in time for our multiple Christmas threads or something.
Rip in peace Sonata..who either snapped her neck or suffocated in the poof, it is unclear.
More adorable kid dazzlings with Dadanon. Love it.
Haha, cute
I've never thought i would say this but Adagio's poof looks a little too big.
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It consumed the candy and grew in size. It lives and its hunger grows with each passing moment.
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>they see yo dick
This. At least I talked with a buddy I haven't talked to in some time.
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Spent it running a 5E game and playing Contagion. Can't complain.
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We dead again?
Dazzle ate too much candy from last night and needs a nap.
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You guys ready for some more green? Seems like you could use it.

Sure, always up for some Horsefish Satan green.

>You were all having a blast just relaxing on the way home.
>Your phone started vibrating and you took it out of your pocket.
>It was mom.
"Hey mom! Sorry I haven't called in a week, I've been kinda busy."
>You heard her chuckle, "I'm glad to hear it Nonny! How are things?"
>Pinkie gasped and leaned into your shoulder, "Hi Chryssi!"
>"Is that Pinkie? Nonny, you aren't teasing her are you?"
>You blushed.
"Mom please don't embarrass me in front of my girlfriend."
>You heard her squeal, "Oooh, so you finally figured it out?!"
>"I'm so proud of you, my little baby is growing up so fast!"
>You could feel the heat on your cheeks.
>"Honey! Our little Nonny has a girlfriend!"
>You heard your father shout in the background.
>"I hope it's Pinkie Pie!"
>"It is, it is!"
>Your mom whispers, "Your father is coming to talk, love you! Buh-bye!"
>The phone exchanges hands.
>"Anon, I know I'm usually a jokester, but I'm going to be serious just this once."
>You'd never really heard your father get serious before.
>It was a little terrifying to imagine.
>"Take care of her. I've worked with Pinkie, as you know, and she'll always be there for you."
"I've been trying and succeeding with that so far, dad."
>"Good. Your partner is the best friend you'll ever have, so don't ever hurt them."
>"Yes son?"
"... I feel like I don't tell you this enough, but I love you."
>You heard a soft laugh, "I love you too, Anon. Now go on and have some fun."
"I will, tell mom I love her!"
>"I'll make sure she knows, talk to you later."
>You put the phone back in your pocket and wrapped an arm around Pinkie.
>She rested her head on your shoulder and you gave her a little squeeze.
>No words needed to be said in that moment.
>The two of you were happy.
>You arrived back at the apartment.
>You decided to start calling it an apartment house instead.
>Adagio didn't skimp out on expenses.
>Everyone had decided a pizza party was in order.
>You all chipped in to buy four boxes of pizza.
>Scamming shitty landlords with magic is one thing.
>You had to give the delivery boys and girls due respect though.
>You personally gave the pizza guy a tip before he left.
>Everyone was having fun it seemed.
>Rarity was helping Fluttershy eat the vegan pizza she ordered.
>It seemed a bit weird to you, but Fluttershy just enjoyed vegetables.
>AJ and Dash were sharing a pizza together.
>You caught them eating a slice together a couple of times.
>You decided not to snicker, fearing for your safety if you had.
>They were kinda cute together, in a way only two tomboys can be.
>Sunset was hanging out with the Dazzlings and having a blast telling stories.
>You were relaxing with Pinkie Pie and making cheesy jokes about pizza.
"You're a real pizza work, y'know that Pinks?"
>She giggled, "Oh you, peppering me with compliments!"
>Maud sat next to the two of you and smiled.
>"I'm glad Pinkie is having fun."
"You can speak up and laugh too, y'know?"
>"In case you haven't noticed, I express myself differently than my sister does."
>She gave you and Pinkie a quick hug.
>"I can assure you that I am overjoyed the two of you are finally together."
>Eventually all the pizza was gone and you were all ready to hit the hay.
>AJ carried a tired Dash back to their room.
>Rarity insisted on Fluttershy taking her room for the night and took the couch.
>The Dazzlings took Sunset to add to their cuddle pile.
>You helped Pinkie back to your room and Maud laid down on the floor.
"You can join us if you want."
>"No thanks, you two can have the bed to yourselves."
>You gave her one of the pillows for comfort.
>"... Thank you."
>You cuddled up to Pinkie and went to sleep.
>A week had passed and you all had a very comfy position.
>You were able to feed on the students of Canterlot High without opposition.
>You were all walking to school and chatting when the statue started glowing.
"Uh, Sunset did you call Twi back?"
>"No, she's way too busy for me to bug her like that."
>Twilight was flung out of the portal.
>"Too... strong... sorry guys..."
>She fainted and a group of familiar faces piled out of the statue.
>Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash...
>Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna even.
"You were beaten by your friends and some school administrators?"
>Celestia and Luna looked none too pleased at that remark.
>The Vice Principal spoke up, "Bite thy tongue, evildoer!"
>You rolled your eyes.
"It's the twenty-first century, Luna."
>Celestia sighed, "We're princesses where we come from."
>You smirked.
"Well then, princess, you can take your royal asses back to your own dimension."
>"I was afraid you'd say that. Is there nothing we can do to change your mind?"
"Listen, nobody is going to touch my Pinkie Pie while I'm around."
>"Yeah! You better not hurt Nonny either!"
>The other Pinkie looked confused.
>"Uh, who are you?"
>"Duh! I'm you, silly!"
>"Nonono, I mean who is he?"
"The name is Anonymous, and you must be the other Pinkie."
>"Well, yeah..."
"Do your friends treat you like dead weight as well?"
>"What? No, my friends love having me around! Right guys?"
>They were all quick to jump to her defense.
>You laughed.
"That's more than the Pinkie of this world could've said before I helped her friends."
>You shrugged.
"Though, I guess her sister still loved her."
>"What did you do to her Maud?!"
>The other AJ and Dash had to restrain their Pinkie.
"Let her join our little club, of course."
>The statue was still glowing.
>"Regardless, you know we cannot allow this madness to continue, correct?"
>Celestia's tone was starting to grate on you a little bit.
"It's not about what you want, you don't have a say in the matter."
>If she was going to be arrogant, so were you.
>"I know you are simply trying to upset me, but I would advise against that."
"Personally, I'd advise against messing with my friends."
>"Why are you so upset at me?"
"You had your little lackey banish the Dazzlings to this realm, for starters."
>"It was... necessary. They couldn't be allowed to wreak any more havoc."
"Whatever, so where's my counterpart? Too scared of facing himself?"
>She looked troubled, "I don't know how to put this... but, you don't exist in our world."
"That's not how these parallel dimension things work."
>"Perhaps you passed away before I could meet you, it matters not."
"You talk like you've been around a while, aren't you like thirty-four or thirty-five?"
>"A thousand and thirty-five maybe, I tend to go by centuries now."
>Shit, maybe you were in over your head.
"For the first time in a while, I felt like I had a clear goal in front of me."
>Pinkie gave you a hug.
"I have friends I know I can count on now..."
>You laughed.
"I'm not going to let you take all of this away, you're not going to harm them."
>The other girls were getting antsy, and their Dash spoke up.
>"Come on, what are we waiting for?! Let's kick his butt!"
>She tripped over herself.
"Not used to legs?"
>She gritted her teeth, "Not... two of them, no."
"Shame, that means our Dash won't have as much fun beating you."
>Everybody lined up and stared each other down.
>Adagio and Sunset took Celestia while Aria and Sonata took Luna.
>Pinkie and Maud teamed up on their Pinkie.
>You got to sit back and watch.
>That is, until a tall, slim figure stepped out of the portal.
>Everyone stopped before the fight broke out.
"Holy shit..."
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>It was your dad.
>He sighed, "I was afraid it was this timeline..."
"Say, you're my other self's dad right? What happened to him?"
>"I don't have a son, or rather, I do but he's not mine."
>Now you were confused.
"Don't tell me, you're as old as the princesses, right?"
>"I'll have you know that I'm far older than they are."
>Now you were in supremely over your head.
>"I suppose they couldn't talk you out of this, could they?"
"Not a chance."
>"This is a dreadfully boring affair for me."
>He let out a bitter laugh.
>"You can't possibly know how this feels, how could you?"
>He walked up to you and stopped five feet short.
>"I have seen it all. I have met nearly every version of myself."
"Where are you going with this?"
>"I have gotten complacent, knowing that these ponies would solve everything."
>He grinned, "I figured I didn't have to bother trying. I got lazy."
"I feel bad for you, but what's the point here?"
>He sighed, "This is what happens when people such as myself take breaks."
>He looked around at the scenery.
>"It's a beautiful day out, isn't it?"
>You were getting a little uneasy.
>"The sun is shining, birds are singing, flowers are blooming..."
>He chuckled and closed his eyes, "On days like these, kids like you..."
>He suddenly opened them back up and turned them yellow and red.
>"Should be rotting in Tartarus."
>He snapped his fingers and suddenly a giant candy cane smacked you.
>While you were reeling from the hit he snapped his fingers a few more times.
>You never thought you would dodge deadly licorice, jawbreakers and peppermint.
>Finally, you stood in front of him, smirking.
>Everyone else had started fighting.
>"Well then, let's begin shall we?"

This story has 2 or 3 more dumps left in it. I'll catch you guys later.
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Does anyone remember who drew this?


It's not that we're dead so much as that nobody's posted something that merits a response from others.
Thanks for this one bruh. Saved.

Just came back from eating 345,323,425 boxes of pizza
I think it was Knigit
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That was the rooski drawfriend from way back when
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>that hair swish
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Oh, I remember that guy. He called me a blogposting faggot and then drew pic related because he liked my idea.
He was a wakeup call but I'll probably tell him to spin on it anyway if I see him again just for the heck of it.
I didn't know he was a rahkshi.


As an agoraphobic and a friendless loser, I beg to differ. This here ain't a party. But I'll spend my burfday with you mates anyway.
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>calling russians rahkshis
k.e.k., hadn't heard that one before
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See, he called the ruski rooski. Rahkshi isn't much different.
Btw, I've extracted Takanuva from the MoL game. I've been thinking about recreating this reaction pic in 3D, though he needs some work first. Makuta, on the other hand, is ready for rigging.
>Claims she fell down stares hiding the fact it was Anon who did this.

Also I know this is a pretty bad scenario but that hat is kinda making me laugh right now.
>Anon hitting any of the Dazzles
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Hey, anon here from a few threads back that was thinking of remixing "Welcome To The Show" to be heaver, longer, and with only the Dazzling's bits. Here's what I've done so far. There's an instrumental version and one with the original song slightly mixed in for and idea of what it'll sound like with vocals. Also, keep in mind it's hardly mixed, and not everything may be included in the final version (whenever that happens). I hope some of you like it.
Firstly, the music is great, everything from the basslines to the electronics gives the song a much giddier sound, which I personally love already.

The only thing that I think needs changing is the vocals. Just make them a bit louder since they're sorta overwhelmed by the music.
Have to agree. The music sounds great but the voices are too quiet.
Got a vocals only track by chance there?
You guys don't understand at all what it's like to be in a real relationship you fucking autistic virgins.

I'd punch Sonata all the time just because I know she'd put up with it.

Because she's a dumb character from a kids show and we're in "love" and characters who are in love like that have to stick together.
I personally don't give 2 slices of a shit about being in a real relationship since I'm pretty comfortable alone.

Also, is this b8?

Tsk, tsk. Sure most western women need to have their asses handed to them for one reason or another, but doing it just because you can is a dumb reason to do anything unless you're Weird Al.
Thanks, but vocals are going to be the biggest challenge. Unfortunately, unless I want it to sound like a bad brony remix, properly mixing this song will need isolated vocal tracks, and extracting them through audio wizardly is impossible. This is one of the reasons why there aren't as many remixes (and there are varying results with the ones that do exist. This is not an easy song to work with). So, I'll need to recruit some girls to sing all the vocal parts. Light changes in the melodies and additional lyrics will need to be written as well. I have some people in mind, but if any of you know anyone that'd work, please tell me.
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>but doing it just because you can is a dumb reason to do anything unless you're Weird Al.
whatever happend to this game? did it got finished?
That's too bad that it's so complicated/difficult. It does really sound great as is for the non-vocal version and outside the quietness it sounds fantastic either way.

I like a quieter vocal sometimes. Gives it a haunting sort of sound.
Oh check out the fucking white knight kucks defending their stupid waifu.

It's not like she has fucking feelings or anything, she's a fictional character for crying out loud.

Why are you all just a bunch of pathetic losers huh?

Sonata is stupid, it's in her character, a character like that is meant to be abused.

It's my fetish to take advantage of weak stupid people. Especially girls. It gets my dick harder than a skyscraper. I want to see that look of anguish on her stupid little face, I want to have her put up with my bullshit out of some misguided notion of love.

You're fucking stupid like she is if you can't see the beauty in that.
Okay guy you can tone down the Edge a little, we all think you're cool. Nobody's judgin ya.
Would you say you enjoy being...Dominant?
>Its edgy to like something violent.

No it isn't. Fuck off with you're "ow le edge meeem XDD"

Abusing Sonata for my own amusement is my fetish.

Do you know how often I think about causing her physical and emotional anguish? How many times I've burned her pained face into my minds eye? How many times I've cum to that thought of having complete control over her?

As far as cool goes, you're on a fucking horse board you're probably not much cooler, so why don't you suck a dick you fucking gaylord?
I'll be honest, I would actually LOVE to suck a dick right now.

That's an offer ;)
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Not that guy, but you were at least believable before.

Nice attempt at b8 tho. I give it a Taco/10.
Faggot. I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near your faggy lips.

Oh boy he's expressing his opinions so he must be baiting!

Wow, shit you're fucking dumb.
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>"I-I'll call him names! That'll show him!"

Yeah. No.
God I'd love to smack her.

It'd be better if she wasn't expecting it, like if she were just sitting in her chair or something minding her own business.

Then all of a sudden I smack her.

That puzzled look of confusion and fear.

It compels her to ask, "why"

And it's all just so simple, because I want to. Because I like the feeling of hurting someone for my own pleasure.
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Why don't you go and fap to those thoughts?

It's quite apparent that you're very...dominant.
I will. Rubbing one off beats talking to you fags anyway.

Later losers.
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I don't know. Is he?
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It's just that the vocals play such a big role; without them, the song can't reach it's full potential. I'll have to hope that it sounds good enough for cold-call requests.
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>I regularly discuss my little pony with strangers on the internet
>I repeatedly insist that I'm "dominant" and boast about how hardcore and violent my sexual fantasies are as if that means anything

If you're so much better than us, why are you talking to us at all? Are you really sure that you don't have another reason for acting this way?

bit/10 would bite again
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Postin sketch of Aria part in MLS submission.

Pls no leak. I'm not supposed to leak these haha.
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This is Adagio. No Sonata yet. They'll all be together in the final image
Thanks, fig
Very nice. Looking forward to Sonaynay.

I bet this >>25305446 faggot is too. He's very dominant over Sonata you see.
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Dornan is the best Sarge.
I have no idea what you're trying to say

Mate leaked pics while saying that he shouldn't. He's starting to become recognized but he's not building himself a good image.
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Well, it's not really that big of a deal considering all we're actually doing is just volunteer work. The book's actually for Valentines but there's bits for Christmas included. I chose to make mine Christmas themed because the Christmas pics will be freely released to the public.

Also, Sonata sketch
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When put together
Thanks dazzle santa
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If you say so.
I mistook Sonata for an easter bunny there for a moment.


I know, right? He is among the most memorable characters in the whole franchise. You've got to admire the effort and thought the stereotypical american drill instructors put in their lines. Ours are just angry and screamy.
I'd vocaroo my rant for extra fun if I were alone.
Ah so its like last years Christmas theme with Halloween freebies.
Who would be the best mommy for tiny Dazzle children?
Babby fishies
The only one that pops into my mind is Chrysalis, but I tend to use her as Anon's mom in EqG because it ain't easy being green. Or something like that.
Maybe Nurse Redheart or Cheerilee?
So hey, what happened to DazzlingQuest?
It's on hold for now, since Figgot was swept into the world of unemployment and shenanigans that may or may not involve art ensued. Turns out trying to survive while finding financial stability is actually pretty goddamn hard.
So discord is fully able to use his magic in the human world?
Well let's see where this goes.
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I figured since he's a reality warper he probably wouldn't need any sort of artifact to use his magic.
I've been waiting for this part. I'm going to have lots of fun writing this scene. I'll have more later today.
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I get that. I think Haunting Vocals would work for certain songs better, like Unleash the Magic.

Hnnnng! I needed this in my life.

Dazzle Mom Chryssie... my mind just broke I think
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Alright you damn bastards, one of you needs to find me a pastebin where Sonata is in pain or being abused.

It would be nice if maybe the Anon in the story was cutting her with a knife or something so that she bleeds and then the Anon uses the blood as lubrication to masturbate with.
>one of you needs to find me
fuck off
Stop replying you stupid shits. Dont even give it a (You). You do nothing but add to the problem.
Sonata is such a dumb, smelly loser and I want to bully her really bad
There was never a story about that so there's no reason to look for a pastebin.
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>You straighten your glasses.
>You take in a deep breath as you approach the group of pretty girls.
>They're laughing and giggling, and upon you're approach their faces turn grim.
>Their eyes on you staring you down like vicious hawks ready to tear apart their helpless prey.
>"What do YOU want?"
>The poofy haired one inquisitions.
>You clear your throat.
"P-pardon me for my intrusion-"
>"Oh my god, get a load of this loser."
>The twintailed one whispers.
"I-i was wondering, Sonata right? I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to go out on a date?"
>She giggles.
>"What, with you? You look like a total creep eww. Theres no way I'd ever date someone like you."
"O-oh.. Ok.."
>You walk away in shame.
>Their wicked laughter can be heard as you leave.
>Women are evil, cruel vicious savages.
>Remorseless beasts intent on ruining the lives of men.
>And yet we are biologically wired to be attracted to them.
>Its dark and raining.
>You're covered from head to toe tailing her.
>The cloth in your pocket.
>You'll have no regrets about what you will do.
>You've been trailing Sonata silently.
>Sonata suddenly turns back noticing you.
>You give chase.
>She runs down an alleyway, you corner her and grab her.
>She struggles but you overpower her placing the chloroform cloth over her mouth.
>In a few moments she passes out.
>Now your justice can truly begin.
I wish I could report people for being retarded.
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Don't stop now man.
Wouldn't that sort of pain put you into shock? Grinding up your whole hand.
Reminds me of this one interpretation where they were just forcing her to scoop out the old nasty beef that was stuck in it.
This thread is quickly reaching Chris Chan levels of autism.
Why? Because it's a story you don't like? Seems pretty tame to me.
Best off just ignoring it, Anon.
>tfw they never joined the opposing team
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>tfw they only shower when it rains now
>tfw I bet at least one jew did this

S'funny how for once the moral is applicable to adult life. Connected people trample over people who keep to themselves. Fucking meta, man.
>tfw they only shower when it rains now
Nah, garden hoses, man, that's how I used to shower back when I was a kid.

>Connected people trample over people who keep to themselves.
I-I don't think that's true.

>tfw you will never open the door and find three reeky girls
>tfw they will never ask if they can use your garden hose to wash themselves
>tfw you will never let them out of pity
>tfw you will never stop them as they leave and invite them to stay for the night
>tfw you will never help them to get back on their feet

I'd take the dazzles in and make it my life's goal to make them smile. Wouldn't you?

>I-I don't think that's true

Sure it is. We're social animals. It's human nature to cooperate and to form bonds. When our friends are threatened, we come to their aid. When they hate someone, we hate him too.
Our standing in a group is important to us. It affects our power in it. That's why the thought of what others might say paralyzes people, or why character assasination is such a blow. The more friends someone has, the more able he is to shift public opinion. Remember, it's not who is right. It's who is the loudest.

And Lord help you if your opponent has friends in higher places. Here, all major channel owners are pretty much a cartel. They either fuck you literally, or you won't find work on the TV. Same goes for the music industry, except the higher ups there are mostly straight. There's more but eh.

For a smaller, simpler dirty example of meta, friends in higher places and under the table dealing, go to /biog/ in /toy/ and ask about bzp and TLG. Tell'em an s.o.b. sent you.

Or email me. That you Lefty?
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Nah but I am working on more story. Glad to see you're still kicking though.
I'll have some more pumped out by 10 or 11 probably.
I see where you're coming from but you talk about it like it's a rule and I disagree. Lots of people speak out against actions taken by the group they're in and aren't kicked out or looked down on simply for disagreeing and possibly respected for it. I can tell my friends he's an idiot for something or disagree with him and we can still be friends. In fact my best friend is one of the people I have the most arguments with. Not everyone who's in a group is a sheep. But I guess it all comes down to how alpha you are, if we wanna get all animalistic. And if you really are then you wouldn't care in the first place.
Also the Dazzling hardly kept to themselves.

>Remember, it's not who is right. It's who is the loudest.
I definitely disagree with this. For obvious reasons.
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I could watch this all day.
Dagi's hips and fluff are a gift to mankind. God said there cannot be so much for man to understand, but an angel defied him and brought it anyways.
is aria really that easy
We still don't know what those "things" are...
Is the Anon who posted >>25303340 still here?
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I'm sure stuff like denying the holocaust or wanting african americans to be forcibly deported to africa won't get you much respect or at least shrugs from the general public. Though they are extreme examples, I'll give you that.
I was actually abhorred for liking videogames, metal and tabletop games back in highschool. No respect for being different, or sympathy for being slightly eccentric. The Britney Spears-loving goblins for example made a huge fuss when I popped a DIO cd in the cd player during house-something class after I'd suggested I get it from the teachers' offices and put some music. They were quite alright ordering me to go and get it for them for the next few lessons so they could force their audible shit in my ears. I never went though. And don't get me started on the local popular music. It sounded like traditional turkish music mixed with fucking pop.
Anyway, the point is that there's no respect for anything that deviates from the established norm.

>I can tell my friend he is an idiot and still be friends

I hear you. Disagreeing doesn't mean fighting. People who treat disagreeing with them on a matter of opinion as an attack are pieces of rancid shit, because they regard their opinion as an undeniable truth. Dry-headed fanatics.
Me, I'd rather be told I look like an idiot rather than go out looking like an idiot. I like cynics best. If I'm taking jabs at you it's likely I've taken a liking, though I try to keep it to a minimum.
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>Not everyone who's in a group is a sheep

Logic says you're right, but all my experience hears is "baaaaaa". My and my truest (two) friends in school were outcasts. The other groups were comprised of one kind of dickfarts or another. The army didn't help my view of people in groups either. In times of crisis (even when it was false) everyone would panic and run around like beheaded chicken until someone got his shit together and told them what to do. That was me whenever I was around (I see to thrive in a crisis, be it a monster earthquake, a surprise visit from the general or that fire that almost killed me and my brother, who was suffering from shock for the duration). I've a remarkably low opinion about myself, so imagine how low I thought of the privates who followed my instructions. But to everyone's credit, we did a decent job.

>The Dazzlings hardly kept to themselves

Poor choice of words on my part. What I meant to say was that they were a closed group, letting noone else inside or separating and mingling. They didn't socialize, though it could be argued that Sonata was at some point unsupervised and somehow found herself helping with the punch.

>I definitely disagree with this. For obvious reasons.

Yeah, you're obviously naive:P.
Look at the pic. What's the first thing you notice? Is it the guys at the bottom who are either dead or fighting as they die, or the commander with his big red fist and the flag and explosion behind him?
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When most people hear "gay", they think of the pride parade faggots. When they hear "german", they think of the nazis. When they hear "adult pony fans" they think of bronies. When they hear "Naruto", they think of retards. Most of humanity is impressionable. He notice first and foremost the loud and the flashy. That's why we like confidence and can feel motivated and inspired by others. That's why we can watch something like Megas XLR and feel pumped.
Aaaand that's why people tend to make biased judgements for groups of people or situations based on what the loudest people say. Because they are the ones making an impression. Sadly every religion, political dogma, sexual preference, sport and fandom has it's retards, and retards are louder than hell. Hence why people consider everything they don't belong to as a retarded thing.

Or you can just look at parents. Parents who can be arsed to look after their kids will tend to the noisiest first or exclusively. Imo, it's an evolutionary leftover from the time when it was crucial to pay attention to loud sounds such as the warning cries of our packmates over mundane communication or the chatter of other animals.
Keep in mind I'm saying how I believe it is, not how it should be. Also, I've done nothing productive for most of the night.
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I guess I went full retard again. Sorry guys.
It was pretty deep though.

Although admittedly sad in some way.
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You sound a little bitter, no offense. Anyone smart knows to look past what you see at first. Your comment was "it isn't who is right. It's who is loudest". Just being loud doesn't make them right and lots of people know this. You don't have to look farther than this thread to see that. Often the loudest is the one singled out. But you may be right and the majority may consist of what you speak but it certainly isn't everyone. It's probably me though. I'm the only optimist to come out of a family of cynics. My opinion is that anyone worth anything would look closer before actively judging something.
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Aw, that's adorable.
You guys seem like you could use some green to take your mind off of these blues.
Pah-pa-pa-pah post, friend.
>Sonata will never charm your snake
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>You threw a punch at him and he side-stepped you.
>"You didn't think I was just going to stand there and take it, did you?"
>He snapped his fingers and sent bubblegum bombs your way.
>You managed to avoid getting your feet caught but your arms were stuck together.
>"I'd sensed an anomaly in this timeline, that was because of you wasn't it?"
>You struggled against your gummy bindings.
>"I have to admit, I'm curious. Who's the mother?"
>You growled at the smug prick.
>"No wait, let me guess, hmm..."
>He tapped a finger against his chin.
>You were still struggling.
>"Fluttershy and Pinkie are too young, Celestia is too uppity..."
>He yawned, "Luna is a little weird but would've raised you to know better."
>He chuckled, "Is it me? Am I the mother? No, you already said I'm the father..."
>"Don't tell the other Discords and Erises I made that joke."
>You broke free of your binds and rushed him down.
>He zipped around you without a care in the world.
>"Wait a moment, I've got it now! It's Chrysalis isn't it?"
>He created a flashbang out of poprocks and glowsticks.
>"She's a real piece of work, would she be proud of you right now?"
>You thought about it for a second.
"Probably not, but I'm in too deep to turn back. Besides, I have to fight for my friends too!"
>You kept swinging and he kept dodging.
>"These eyes of mine allow me to see everything you have done, and everything you intend to do."
>You were blinded by a shot of pixie stick dust.
>"I must say, you're very loyal to your friends and family."
>You wiped the sugar out of your eyes.
>"It's what you're going to allow the Dazzlings to accomplish that worries me."
>You could see clearly again and you took a swing.
>"My, you do enjoy swinging those arms around, don't you?"
>He conjured up some phantom fists to beat you back.
>"It's a shame your talents are going to waste like this."
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>He wrapped your arms back up with some taffy.
>"I can't afford not to care at this point, you understand?"
>You strained against the taffy.
>"I thought that maybe Twilight could convince you to stop this madness..."
>You tried headbutting him and he slid out of the way.
>"So much for keeping an eye on Twilight. This is why I don't make promises anymore."
>He made a candy bar minigun and pelted you with pieces of chocolate.
>You were starting to get a little irritated.
>You broke free of the taffy.
>"It would appear that I'm quite good at my job, you seem upset."
>You took a swing and missed.
>"The lengths you're willing to go for Pinkie Pie, it's certainly touching..."
"Don't you say a word about her."
>"It would be more touching if you hadn't pushed her into villainy."
"She deserved more goddamn respect than they gave her!"
>You threw a barrage of punches, hitting nothing but air.
>He can't keep dodging forever.
>"There were so many other ways you could have helped her, but you chose this path."
>You tried to kick him and nearly tripped over a bunch of gumballs.
"Just shut up already!"
>"Surely you knew there would be consequences for the actions you took?"
"I don't care about your stupid speech!"
>"Too bad, you don't have a choice in the matter."
>You swung in frustration.
>"This is exactly what I'm talking about, this kind of anger is not healthy at all."
"You're just mad 'cause nobody wants your old ass in your world!"
>He frowned, "I know what you did to Fluttershy."
>A grin spread across his face, "Perhaps I should show you some... healthy anger."
>He snapped his fingers and a dozen phantom fists slammed into your body.
>A jawbreaker nailed you right in the stomach, causing you to fall on your ass.
>You were reeling from the assault and held your head in your hands.
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>"Congratulations, now I'm serious."
>He sent a conga line of candy canes your way.
>He made sure to put barbs on all of them as well.
>"Let's see how well you can dance!"
>You gained a few scrapes and cuts from close encounters with the candy canes.
>"Too easy for you? I can remedy that."
>He started showering you with hard candy.
>Really hard candy.
>You kept pushing through and trying to punch him.
>You could see the sweat starting to form on his brow.
>"You're incredibly determined, I'll give you that."
>He batted you back with a giant popsicle.
>"Take it from me though, sometimes you have to know when to QUIT!"
>He summoned gummy bear claws to slash at you.
"Oh come on, I liked this shirt!"
>One of the paws punched you onto the ground.
>You rolled out of the way of a pounding.
>You couldn't give up now.
>You kept swinging.
>"I thought that maybe whatever caused the anomaly was just unhappy."
>You tried to deck him in the face.
>"That all they needed was some good food, some bad laughs, and some nice friends."
>You gritted your teeth.
>"But you... you're a dirty friend stealer."
>You attempted to grab him and were smacked down by cherry bombs.
>The sweat was really starting to show.
>"If you don't stop now, I'll be forced to end you."
>You took another shot at him and were beaten down by phantom kicks.
>"You're... very sturdy, aren't you?"
"If I don't stop you, you'll hurt the Dazzlings... but, more importantly..."
>You stood back up.
"If I died that would break Pinkie's heart, and I can't allow that to happen."
>"I don't understand why you're fighting so hard for the wrong team."
"The same reason I assume you changed your mind about the ponies."
>"Ah, so the Dazzlings told you about me eh? I was pretty infamous back then."
"Whatever, we gonna sit here and talk or fight?"
>"I was afraid you'd say that."
>He summoned a circle of cannons in front of him.
>"Survive this, and I'll be forced to end you."
>They all shot party supplies at you, tangling you up.
>He sent out a row of candy canes for you to jump over and poprocks to avoid.
>Cherry bombs smashed into the ground and exploded as you charged at him.
>Taffy nets tried to subdue you and licorice whips tried to stop you.
>Phantom punches and kicks were sent your way.
>They couldn't stop you.
>He lifted you into the air with his magic and summoned some chocolate bar walls.
>"Well then, don't say I didn't warn you."
>He repeatedly slammed you into the walls of the cage he constructed for you.
>You kept holding on.
>Eventually, he was too tired to keep going.
>You smirked.
"That all you got, old man?"
>He laughed, "Alright then, let's see how you handle this."
>He snapped his fingers and the two of you were in a void.
>The cage still had you trapped.
"What are you doing?"
>"Absolutely nothing. I know I can't beat you, so I decided to simply trap you here."
>You could see the wear on his face, the battle had drained him more than he let on.
>"You're the determined type, aren't you? Well it's the end of the line now. Nowhere to go."
>You rolled your eyes.
>"In fact, I'd argue the most determined thing you could do would be to stop this nonsense."
>You lounged on the chocolate bar floor of your cage.
>"You'll get bored eventually, and if you don't? Well... I'm ready to stand here for the rest of time."
>You started counting the segments of the chocolate bars.
>He yawned, "I'll finally be doing something right for once in my lifetime."
"You really regret being an asshole, don't you?"
>"I wouldn't say it like that, but yes I do."
"I'm a little tired of this too, could you let me out of this cage?"
>He frowned, "Do I look stupid to you?"
"... A little?"
>You weren't sure how much time had passed.
>You just kept staring at him, waiting for any signs of weakness.
>His eyelids started to lower.
>Eventually, he fell asleep.
>You started pushing the cage over to him, making sure not to wake him.
>Once you were in range, you punched through the chocolate wall in front of you.
>He dodged out of the way.
>"What, did you really think it would be that eas-"
>You twirled around and punched him before he could react.
>You knocked him on his ass and the void disappeared.
>"Hehe... you got a pretty good arm there kid..."
>The princesses looked horrified.
>Everybody around you was battered and bruised.
>The Sirens had won.
>You looked down at Discord and laughed.
"What've you got to say now, huh?"
>"You... fed quite a lot, didn't you? The power behind that punch..."
>He winced in pain and laid down on the ground.
>"I suppose I've had a fulfilling life, haven't I Celestia?"
>She crawled over to him, "J-just relax, you'll be alright."
>"I thought you just wanted me to help run errands... now I see why you freed me."
>He was starting to tear up, "I can't tell you how sorry I am that I didn't fix this sooner."
>He chuckled, "Sorry that I didn't realize sooner, sorry that I was such a fool..."
>She carried him back through the portal.
"This is the last chance you guys'll have to leave. Go, now."
>They all carried each other out of there.
>Their Pinkie stopped, "What about Twilight?!"
>Their Dash frowned, "Forget her, she's... she's gone..."
>Just like that, they were gone.
>A silence washed over everyone.
>You broke it with some laughter, and Pinkie pounced on you and joined in.
"It's over... it's finally over. We're free to do what we want!"
>You hugged Pinkie.
"Though... with you here by my side, you're all I really need to be happy."
>She nuzzled you and you gave her a kiss.
>Everyone was nursing their wounds.
>Sunset picked Twilight up and set her near the statue.
>"Hey come on princess, wake up will ya?"
>Twilight opened her eyes, "Ugh, what happened? Did we win?"
>Sunset smiled, "Thanks to Anon over there."
>Twilight motioned for you to come over.
>Pinkie hopped onto your back.
>"How did you beat Discord?"
>You grinned.
"Determination, Twilight."
>She frowned, "Seriously though, how?"
"I had more stamina than him I guess."
>"You guys must've had a pretty big meal this past week."
>Sunset let her lean on her shoulder as she stood up.
>"I... can't go home now."
"Nah, don't be silly. You are home, Twilight."
>You all had a big group hug.
>Pinkie smiled, "Y'know what this calls for?"
"A party?"
>"No silly! Well, kinda. A slumber party, 'cause I'm tired!"
"We've had basically an extended slumber party for the last two weeks though."
>She squeezed you a little and hopped off your back, wrapping her hand around yours.
>"Yeah but I wanna cuddle you even harder now."
>You all went home and crashed into your beds.
>Pinkie nuzzled her head into your chest and you rested your head on her poof.
"This has been a crazy month, hasn't it?"
>"Mhmm, I'm glad it happened though."
"Yeah, me too. G'night Pinkie."
>You kissed her forehead and she giggled.
>"G'night Nonny, I love you."
"Love you too Pinks."

Epilogue tomorrow. Nini guys.
More TrapAria when?
/r/ lamianata
What if Anon is the snake?
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Boom. I was actually looking at this earlier.
Damn this guy beat me to it. My nigga though.
>She will never bind you head to toe in the ultimate snuggle

Yeah, it is sad. People irl enjoy my occasional Woody Allen-style humour. As in, telling my life's story and people laughing while calling me tragic. I dunno why, but I find it amusing too.


>no offense

Oh fuck off. I'm more offended that you try to tiptoe around my feelings.


I've actually calmed down over the years. This isn't much compared to how bitter and resentful I used to be (especially to myself. Double standards can eat a dick), and I'm not talking about teen angst or edge (though I've wrote some cringy, edgy shit that made my screen bleed back when I was a teen). Still hold many people in contempt though. Just not utter contempt.
But yeah, I try to take things into consideration and look closer to things and people. Especially since I have some acquired tastes and some of the people I like are hard to stomach for most. Not that I don't judge things. I'm just open to changing my opinion. I used to excercise more empathy, but then again I used to be more bitter.

Anyway, let's talk dazzles.


This is obviously a representation of innocence meeting sexual maturity. The
girl shown is apparently a virgin, because she seems childish and cheerful. The male phalus is represented by the snake, a symbol of fertility and probably a representation of it's form in the eyes of the naive girl. Her kissing it represents not the sexual act itself, but her innocense, as she doesn't know where it goes.

You know, I wanted to play hipster art critic, but it actually makes sense.
Anyway. I like the idea and love the execution. The snake's head looks so cute, it made me d'aw. One minor nitpic thought, I'm not sure about Sonata's elbow.
Also, this pic reminds me that I once wanted to ask pic related with one of the Dazzles. Probably as a joke about them being like Eliza from SG.

Durr thumbnail. Good night everyone, I'm out.
Any lamiaria or nagadagio?
It's funny 'cus I wrestled with the idea of putting "no offense" in there.
Don't second guess yourself, kid... it's the lesson I have to keep learning over and over again. I'll never be any good at talking to people.

It's all I got, sir. I might draw some myself though later tonight. It is one of my favorite types of monster girls.
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Well, this just came across derpi.
At first I wondered if it was wubcake's style, but then I'm thinking it may be the same 'mystery artist' as https://derpibooru.org/1013011
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Too cute

This is adorable and I love it. Would love to se other Dazzles as Monstergirls too. Some reason I see Aria as a Dullahan or a Arachne/Drider.
Yep, I'm here
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This is my first time ever writefagging so please go easy on me.

>You're in the cafe and the other Dazzles are with you too.
>Sonata, Aria and Adagio are all splayed out on the couch.
>You're enjoying a double soy nonfat caramel macchiato sipping at it.
"You three really should mind your posture, I've read that bad posture can screw up your back."
>Adagio sits up.
>Sonata shurgs.
>Aria grins
>"Hey, it's not the worst 'position' I've been in."
>"Shes not lying, I walked in on her and Big Mac doing the butter churner. Apparently she thought farm boy would make her sweet cream."
>"The only thing creamed was my spine, I had to explain to my chiropractor how my boyfriends 'plunger' churned my upper back."
>Sonata shrugs,
>"Why was Aria churning butter with Bic Mac?"
>"Nevermind Sonata."
>"I don't get it, how did the Plunger ruin Arias upper back? Is he abusing her? You totally shouldn't put up with that if that's the case."
>"Being with you is the worst kind of abuse Sonata."
>You all laugh.
"Did you hear Vanessa Hudgeons reunited with her friends in a Halloween party?"
>"I remember her from High School Musical."
>"I saw the pictures, they look totally cute in their Halloween costumes."
"Thats interesting, what did you girls dress up like for Halloween?"
>Adagio Pipes up.
>"I went as a sexy nurse."
>"You mean slutty nurse. You were naming off so many nurse puns I was ready to call a doctor."
>"How dare you-"
>"Have him give me a prescription for chronic friend insufferiatuim followed by xanax and a bottle of gin."
>"You weren't much better, Count Whore-ula."
>"Oh really? I think a noble bloodsucking creature of the night beats your licentious bedside manner anyday."
>"Blood wasn't the only thing you were ready to suck Aria."
"Hehe, what'd you dress as Sonata."
>"Little Red riding Hood."
"Aww that's cute."
>"Weirdly enough she had big hairy men in drag hitting on her all night."
>"It was kinda creepy to be honest."
Yo, sorry I replied so late. So apparently the vocal business is too complex?
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>You're enjoying a double soy nonfat caramel macchiato sipping at it
>Go easy
Never. I'll give you the same criticism as I will every other writer in the hopes that you improve.
This anon reminds me of some Shadowrun dude.
Shit dude, take it easy with the dialogue, you're not writing a play here. Add a bit more narrative here and there, it'll look better.
You don't know what he's doing. He needs to finish it, then he can get his criticism.
Fuck that, I add criticism as I go!
savage bruh
Be proper you rebel scum! Let the man finish his piece before you critique
>So apparently the vocal business is too complex?
Oh, no, I still totally want to do vocals for sure, ideally with 3 different voices. It's not that it's too complex, but will simply need a bit more work than just singing Adagio.
Oh ok, cool. I was just wondering because I've also been interested in creating/remixing music. I've done some basic stuff in Audacity and Virtual DJ but thats about it.
"Yeah, I guess you don't like hairy men?"
>"Hairy is fine but these guys were like dogs."
>"Shouldn't it be wolves?"
"Wolves are vicious, and I like dogs better."
>Adagio facepalms.
>"Thats not it, little red riding hood, ugh you ruined the joke."
>"At least we know she'll never get any of these "dogs" to give her the bone Adagio."
>Sonata seems confused.
>You have a big massive cursh on her.
>You have liked her for so long, but all you can do is make small talk.
>Stirring at the tiny bit of coffee in the cup.
>Coffee swirling like a turbulent whirlwind like an allegory for the chaotic unpredictability of life.
>Caramel and soy balancing out the bitter flavor of the roast.
>Sonata there so sweet and unaware of the bitterness in your life.
>You've tried for so long to find the words to express the way you feel.
"S-so Sonata, how do you feel about.."
>Sonata turns to you raising an eyebrow.
>Her pure innocent eyes, her long beautiful hair.
>Her stunning figure.
>"Feel about what Anon?"
>You panic, you're paralyzed, you need to say something, anything..
>You see a pigeon outside.
>"They're kind of annoying and poop everywhere, but it's fun to feed them I guess."
>Adagio smiling cause she knows about your crush.

This is all I have right now, but I'd like to know what you guys think about it.
It got really awkward after the point of admitting the crush. Like not "y-you too" awkward, I mean the writing got really weird and seemed to come out of nowhere, like where was the build up or anything, how does Adagio know about anon's crush, what the fuck happened? This whole post should have been two or maybe three posts to get everything to flow smoothly.
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I really don't want this to be over.
The /mlp/ plays thread >>25167484 is the board's music thread. That'd be a good place to go for help and such.
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Thanks very much man
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I know I'm pretty late. Just wanted to update some of you guys expecting me to deliver on those requests I did a few weeks back.

Not much going on here, just trying to experiment with the direction as far as rendering colors go. After this, I'll see if I can apply what I've done here to the other requests.
I'm feeling pretty sad, does anyone have a cozy cuddly green Involving specifically Sonata?

Sonata is my favorite and I would give up anything in the world to be able to hold her and give her a nice big hug..
All joking aside, don't you feel like the Dazzlings fad is somewhat fading?

I mean, once there were definitely more threads, not counting the Dazzlings general.

Or are you just happy to 'have them' all for yourselves?
Not trying to start anything, mind you, just curious.
Any pastebin links for this?

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Looks very nice. I know there are a few people here that'll love to see this one done.


Wish I could help. Hold her in your dreams, anon. That's where I'm going now.
Thank you friend, I've found great comfort in these.

>Hold her in your dreams.
I know, it's all I can do for now..
press play and close your eyes
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Would you?
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Why ask what you already know?
How did I forget it's a Taco... Taco... Tuesday hahahaha!?

I haven't seen Friendship Games yet. Are the Dazzlings shown or mentioned at all?
They're mentioned in passing as some baddies that the human six plus Twilight beat.
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