Reversed Gender Roles Horseland

>>25284272
First for kek desu senpai

>>25284279
(quick test to see if this successfully links to the old thread)
(i dont know how to 4chan)

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Durnk anuns and fukken writefags here, and we'd all like to see TWISTED TITTIES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB_wp5JbZ_I

>>25284334
>Ponies want to twist Anon's titties

>>25284368
>Titties want to twist Anon's ponies

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>>25284279

>Be Applejack.
>Be prowlin' the roads fer a mate.
>It's that tahme of the year, and you've put off herdin' fer too long.
>But who tuh herd.....
>He needs tuh be impressive.
>Show that cock off, colt
>You know, prove tuh you that they're worthy of formin' a herd with you.
>Yer instincts're screaming atcha, tellin' y'all whut tuh look fer.

>There's one right o'er yonder.
>Caramel, or whatever his name done be.
>He's got a tie-die sock coverin' his sheath, and his scrote has been painted tuh look lahke two Easter eggs.
>Pfft.
>Sock's too loose. Eggs too small. Mama want an omelette that can feed a whole family, know whut Ah'm sayin'?
>Who else is next?
>Who the hay is that, Gizmo?
>He has a be-yoo-tee-full mural of a scene from one're his Hahperspace Hahper War games on his colt-jank.
>Hmm.....
>You've heard that them smarty-types done have some exotic tastes, but you don't want no ugly babies.
>Want Red Delicious, not Crabtree, filly.
>'Lestia-dangit, it's bin all day and not ONE'them stallions has appealed to you.
>Y'all know you shouldn't be so judgemental.
>They're trying their best, and a lot're 'em is first-timers, but yer apple orchard jus' ain't given her seal of approval yet.
>Lahke, take a look Coco walkin' out yonder fer a second.
>You don' even know whut he was tryin' to 'complish with those jewels he glued to his scrotum.
>Looks real painful, too.
>Poor dear probably hot-glued'em on.
>Bless his heart, he tried.

>Oh hey, it's Anawn.
>Haha whut the buck is he even wearin'?
>Oh, Anawn, that's the.... most.... erotic thing you have ever laid yer ahye's on.
>The clashin' colour is perfect.
>Clouds of yeller and blue and red.....
>It looks lahke somep0ny dun shat out Celestia's mane.
>Are those tassels?
>Oh fuck you are so wet right now.
>You can feel yerself winking faster'n Big Mac to the swimmin' hole.

Accents are HARD.

>>25284525
>Accents are HARD.
And unneccessary

>>25284525
>Overdoing the accent
Don't worry, you're not the first one to fall into the trap.

>>25284525
You're doing it wrong. Everyone knows Applejack thinks in a posh British accent.

>>25284592
Quite.

>>25284599
>>25284592
Yeah, she ain't got no ack-cent!

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>>25284525

>Alright, Applejack, don' buck this up, now.
>Look back real quick-lahke. Is yer matin' plumage on right?
>You bet yer apple biscuits it is.
>Let's proceed.

>You are Anon again.
>And lucky for you, the market is empty.
>On the one hand, that means you can't buy any food.
>On the other hand, that means there's nopony around to stop you from stealing any leftovers in the stalls.

>Oh hey Applejack is here
>And she has the most OUTRAGEOUS ass plumage.
>That's coming out from her ass.
>Fuckin' weirdo ponies.
>Oop, she's spotted you and she's coming this way.
>JOKES ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER I GOT A DIAPER ON WITH TWILIGHT'S STANK ALL OVER IT
>The smell sort of made you retch when you first put it on, but it's fine now.
>Twilight needs to take way more baths.
>There are these yellow stains on it, and you hope to God that just means she's a messy eater.
>hint its mare cum
>You weren't fooled for a second.

>So anyway, Applejack's just standing in front of you.
>Staring at your crotch
>Just like every other goddamn pony you've come across today.
>Well not this time. She's probably mourning her loss of a hot, seductive guy like yohgod you think you just threw up in your mouth a little.
>This fucking diaper.

>So now she's looking you dead in the eye
>Just like Twilight did.
>Just like Rainbow Dash did.
>By God, though, that plumage is amazing.
>It's like this 45-degree fan of soft, green apple tree branches that have been woven together. You can see all sorts of colours, like green, brown, yellow, orange, and red.
>It's beautiful.

>.......
>Aw fuck, she's starting to dance.
>You wrapped a smelly cumblanket over your only clean pair of pants for NOTHING.
>You sigh, resigned.
>Let's see what kind of show she's going to put on for you.

>>25284590
I'll tone it down, then. I'm just typing the way it sounds.

>>25284647
Seemed fine to me

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>>25284635

>Be Applejack.
>The orangest howdy-horse in all the land.
>You've found your colt.
>You NEED this colt.
>Before she passed away, your Mama told you all about courtin'.

"Applejack, when you meet the stallion destined to be yer husbando, y'all make sure he dun get away, 'hear? Ya gotta prove to them that you're a proper mare who can provide for him and make sure he dun want fer nothin'. It can be temping to hogtie'em and mount'em right then and there, but you gotta remember to be gentle. Don't scare the delicate creature away, now."

>You'll make your Mama proud.
>You'll seduce the HORSEFEATHERS out of this colt.
>Prove to him the two of you are meant to be.
>Show him you're strong enough to raise him a proper family.
>Show him how gentle you can be as not to scare him.

>And you intend to do just that.
>Time for the CROSSBOW SHOW


>Be Anon
>Applejack is now in the face-down-ass-up position with her legs spread wide.
>What is she going to dOH LORDY LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS
>THEYRE SO MUSCLEY
>SHE MUST HAVE THE TIGHTEST HORSEASS AROUND
>Oh Jesus why is this turning you on right now?
>She's pawing the ground and making these moaning/grunting noises as she shakes her tight ass for you.
>She knows what she's doing to you
>You've seen that shiteating grin more than once today

>The smell of lavender distracts you, however.
>You turn to your left and find another grunting, presenting pony.
>Oh hey it's that blue pony from the spa.
>Lotus, you think her name is.
>Her plumage is a weave of white blossoms, like the one on her cutie mark.
>You know that she doesn't do nearly as much physical work as Applejack, so her ass-flexing really just serves to jiggle her butt.
>Her fat, oiled up butt.
>.......
>It's a sad day when you have to stop and remind yourself that you are NOT a horsefucker.

>Ruh-oh, Raggy, Applejack isn't happy about this new development AT ALL.

>>25284734
Well I fucked up, then. Next post'll keep the accent.

>>25284752
Don't listen to him, he's drunk!

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>>25284743
peer pressure is a terrible thing[/spoiler

>Be Applejack.

>Excuse you?
>EXCUSE you?
>You are NOT gunna let this mare-whore snatch Anawn away from you!
>You know how she sleeps around, and he deserves better'n her!
>Someone who 'spects him!
>You ain't havin' nun of that, no ma'am.
>You flex yerr sphincter muscles an' adjust yer plumage.


>Be Anon again

>Woah!
>Applejack's asstree just fanned out!
>It's a full 180 degrees now.
>You actually take a step back when you get a good look at her full plumage.
>A scary-ass pair of eyes is staring at you.
>This is amazing.
>Lotus doesn't like that at all.
>She's backing away like a cat that has something stuck on its' head, and her plumage is twitching pathetically.

>Aww, AJ's pawing the ground with her widdle hoofsies like a bull to scare Lotus away.
>This little nigger dun fuck up.
>Lotus knows it, too.
>You can plainly see it in her eyes.
>Her bubble-butt quivers in fear.

>OH SHIT Applejack's actually charging!
>Oh jesus you didn't think it would come to this.
>Rainbow and Fluttershy just tried to scare each other off, before.
>There was no actual violence!
>Oh god you don't want to be indirectly responsible for a horsemurder.

>>25284902
Are you fucking serious.

God dammit, I am retarded.

>>25284902
Let's do this without fucking up again. Jesus fucking Christ.

>Be Applejack.

>Excuse you?
>EXCUSE you?
>You are NOT gunna let this mare-whore snatch Anawn away from you!
>You know how she sleeps around, and he deserves better'n her!
>Someone who 'spects him!
>You ain't havin' nun of that, no ma'am.
>You flex yerr sphincter muscles an' adjust yer plumage.


>Be Anon again

>Woah!
>Applejack's asstree just fanned out!
>It's a full 180 degrees now.
>You actually take a step back when you get a good look at her full plumage.
>A scary-ass pair of eyes is staring at you.
>This is amazing.
>Lotus doesn't like that at all.
>She's backing away like a cat that has something stuck on its' head, and her plumage is twitching pathetically.

>Aww, AJ's pawing the ground with her widdle hoofsies like a bull to scare Lotus away.
>This little nigger dun fuck up.
>Lotus knows it, too.
>You can plainly see it in her eyes.
>Her bubble-butt quivers in fear.

>OH SHIT Applejack's actually charging!
>Oh jesus you didn't think it would come to this.
>Rainbow and Fluttershy just tried to scare each other off, before.
>There was no actual violence!
>Oh god you don't want to be indirectly responsible for a horsemurder.

>>25284943

CRACK

>You wince from the sound, expecting Lotus to fall into a heap.
>But no, she barely even flinched.
>She's pushing her head back against Applejack's, like two deer locking their horns together.
>Lotus is putting up a fight, but you can tell that she's scared.
>Pedals start to fall from her plumage, and she's sweating away all her body oil.
>Quick as lightning, Applejack wrestles Lotus to the ground.
>In her haste to get away, her plumage/buttplug falls out.
>Applejack trots over to it and stomps it to a pulp with her front hooves.
>D'aww, she looks so pleased with herself.
>You can't say no to that smile.
>Time for upsies.


Be Applejack

>Great Apple have mercy, you dun it!
>You dun claimed a colt and have ensured a new generation of Apples!
>You nuzzle Anawn's face, as is the traditional proposal acceptance.
>Is that Rainbow Dash'n Twahlaht you smell?
>Guess you couldn't keep'm all to yerself.
>Granny didn't raise no selfish mare.
>A colt needs plenty of 'tention to be happy, an' ain't nobody got time fer that.
>Not jus' one mare, anyway.
>'sides, there's more'n enough Anawn tuh go 'round.
>Anawn carries you to yer new home, and you spend that tahm rubbin' yer own stank on him.

And my latest trainwreck is over for today. Last one up is alicorns
lets see how i can fuck that one up

>>25284368

guess what, durnk, you are now horsemarried to Dashie! And apparently an Aussie

>Hot waifu Dashie is finally warming up to the idea of violent predator anun fucking her against the wall
>Decides to play rough too a little
>Ponies always call her cockstruck and teat-twisted for being fucked against the wall by hot monkey anun
>Dashie is seemingly not stupid and decides kicking your genitals is too much
>Dem titties though
>If human males don't nurse young...
>...it means their teats are only for twisting!
>Sound logic

>Time you're gonna get fucked against a wall in Equestria
>Chilling with anun on the couch after a long day
>More like you were reading Intrepid Can and he just flopped over
>Did you notice that he's durnk?
>More like he looks tipsy but he calls it durnk
>He doesn't even drink, but he's always like that when he's chillin
>Just like Berry, but he's supposedly nonmagical.
>Goof.
>Well, no time like the fucking present
>Oh, what a mare has to do to earn a harder buckin'!
>Gotta entertain your stallion.
>Wiggle out from under his body. He just falls down on the couch.
>"where you goin' hun?"
>Oh, he's all sprawled on the couch and his shirt is undone
>Oh sweet celestia, thank you for this sign!
>Gotta rub him just right, all seductive-like and do it.
>Shake what your momma gave ya
>Bite and twist.

>>25285272
>He is looking at you bemusedly
>"what you doin luv?"
"What's it look like, you <3 hot <3 monkey <3 mess?"
>"looks like you're thirsty luv"
"I'm being a very bad filly, twisting your teats like that"
>"k"
"You're going to have to punish me really hard for this, won't you?"
>"don't actually feel much luv"
>Doesn't feel anything? Huh.
"How about this?"
>"i told you hun they are useless. you seem like havin fun though"
>Not like this. This was not supposed to happen.
>How can you salvage the situation?
>Bite harder. He's supposed to feel something at some point, right?
>"ow shit!"
>aaand you drew blood.
>"aw fuck. well i don't know what you were planning to do dash but you did something alright"
>Somewhere in the back of your mind you remember that you just hurt anun, but...
>The taste blood in your mouth.
>You're getting flashbacks to that time when Gil talked you into tasting her lunch
>Anun's a big guy, he'll handle himself. Didn't bite that hard, right?
>Meanwhile you've gotta barf.
>"dashie, i've got no idea what this just was, but your ass is getting FUCKED tonight"
>Holy *BARF* shit this still worked somehow!
>Still, not doing this again.
>Momma always told you not to twist your sisses' tittes
>And anun was always a total sis
>Why didn't you *bleh* listen?

>>25284407
Twist wants to titty Ponon.

>>25284743
sheeiiit
spa pones

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>>25284635
>>25284525
>>25284743
>>25284943

>>Aw fuck, she's starting to dance.
>>You wrapped a smelly cumblanket over your only clean >pair of pants for NOTHING.
>>You sigh, resigned.
>>Let's see what kind of show she's going to put on for you.

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RGRE: all writefags are fukken durnk edition

Come on, let's get into the holiday spirit!

>>25285288
uuuu

>>25285288
The fuck is this shit?

>>25285401
I have no idea.

>>25285288
Anon's such a nasty bitch. Good thing he's got Dash to keep his tight little ass in line.

>>25285288
Not the first story I read where Anon gets puked on. Probably won't be the last, neither.

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>>25285432
>>25285372
Initiative is punishable. You proposed the fucking idea - you LOSE A FUCKING NIPPLE!
Simple as that.
Also, drink less, you're forgetting stuff.

>>25285401
Human male teat-twisting.

>>25284272
Anon is in an abusive relationship with a mare and often goes to the stallion shelter when she gets out of control

>>25285580
RGRE has taken a really dark turn.
>Anon asks for beej
>Ponywaifu seems calm and accommodating
>Anon wakes up the next morning in a bathtub full of ice with his dick missing

>>25285788
>ponywaifu hits anon
>anon hits back
>anon is at least twice the size of ponywaifu
>ponywaifu has to tell the mares at work the next morning that some drunk mare on the streets beat her up and stole her wallet

>>25285883
What if she's a unicorn?

>>25285883
>ponywaifu hits Anon
>Anon hits ponywaifu
>ponywaifu hits Anon
>Anon hits ponywaifu
>ponywaifu hits Anon
>Anon hits ponywaifu
>both are fucked up and require medical attention
>guards are brought in
>animal control is brought in
>WEATHER control is brought in
>everyone from the whynnivists to the alicorn potion peddlers gather the fuck around
>total societal shitstorm
>only ponywaifu and Anon dgaf
>laying in the same hospital cot, all in bandages, smiling, enjoying hot makeup sex
>nobody understands their love

>>25285957
>ponywaifu hits anon
>anon hits back
>anon is at least twice the size of ponywaifu
>which means he hits the floor harder when she magics him down a flight of stairs a few times
>anon has to tell colts at afternoon coffee meetup that some drunk mare on the streets beat him and and stole his wallet
nopony believes him, for for anons sake they pretend that they do

>>25285957
>unicorns
>keky little whores that can't do shit unless it's their talent
>unless they're Twiggles
>Twiggles can into everythang
>Anon gets fucked up by unicorn
>Anon is fucking the one to blame for getting it on with a unicorn specializing in colt-whamming.

>>25286412
>unicorn specializing in colt-whamming
What practical purpose does this unicorn serve in society.
What is their name.

>>25286446
>What is their name.
Ball Buster

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>>25286446
>Purpose

Anti-stallionist hit squad

>>25285957
All Anon needs to do is flick her horn and she's helpless

>>25285966
true love

>>25286472
would literally go to prison in rgre and be violently raped by unicorn horns

>>25286629
This. pony magic wobblies got nothing on fingers.

>>25284994
aww you didn't include ponks...though she was rubbing his crotch more then his cheek,,,

>>25286655
Would that mean the unicorns who rape her in prison would also have rape as their special talent with a related name?

>>25287634
They can try raping her without using magic, I think.

>>25287634
>>25287977
all this talk of RGRE pony prison thinking of a beefy Zebra mare that constantly rhymes about raping her cellmate

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Going to sleep, anons. You better get into the study and write some good greens. That's what you stallions are all good for, anyway.

Or do I have to slap a gelding?

>>25284994
I enjoyed this.
No really, for something you started writing just to be ridiculous, it's pretty good.

>>25284902
thats hilarious

>>25288651
What's the equivalent of a gelding for mares?

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>>25288651
>gelding
Wait. If stallions are castrated because of their aggressive temperament in an attempt to make them calmer and more suited for labor, does this mean that in RGRE it makes them marelier, seeing as they only produce estrogens with the removal of their testosterone-producing testicles?

>>25289045
i think this line of thinking is shit and leads to stupid and edgy stories

>>25289150
Only because of the castration itself.
I'm just curious about the implications of a gelded stallion in a RGRE scenario.

>>25289171
the implications is a horror story similar to stage 4 female genital mutilation in the middle east

>>25279018
>"Hello Gold."
>You glance over Anon's dinner and find Anonymous looking over some books and notes.
>There's a deep focus on his face.
"How'd you know it was me?"
>He pauses and looks over at you, a warm smile spreads across his face, "I've learned what your hoof steps sound like, plus there wasn't any pleading on the other side of the door."
>That smile makes all the pestering from the royal sisters and paparazzi worth it, you will give everything to protect that smile.
>"Is that food for me?"
>You snap so abruptly from your fantasies that you almost release the platter from your grip.
"Oh! Y-yes, power salad, just like you wanted."
>Anon slides some papers over and sets the platter down in the now empty space, "Y'know, I scoffed when you said this was your go-to meal during your training, but I gotta say, I feel amazing."
>He brushes a hand over his bicep, there's a noticeable difference in size in the month since he's begun perusing this plan of his.
>You remember to check on your bottom li- yup, biting again.
>After the subsequent pain dulls you walk around his room and make sure that all your magical seals are still intact.
>"Mmm! Damn! Gotta..." Anon grumbles to himself.
>You turn back to face him to find he's using the bottom of his shirt to wipe at the book on his desk.
>Once again his smooth stomach is revealed to you, but this time you only bit your lip a little bit.
"You shouldn't eat at your desk, you do have a small table over here you know."
>Or well he did, until he covered it with what appear to be Equestrian law books and Minotaur weaponry.
>"I know, I'm just kinda hung up on Captain Braveheart right now an-"
>Your ears perk at those two words.
"Captain Braveheart?!"
>"Yeah, I've been reading about her time as captain, she made some interesting choices it seems an-"
"SOME interesting choices? She made THE most influential decisions that continue to affect the way the Royal Guards operate to this day!" you chirp.
>Anon looks taken aback.

>>25289215
>You can feel an intense heat spreading along your cheeks.
>Have you ever been this... informal with him before?
>Not like putting your head inches away from his privates isn't informal under normal circumstances or anything, but that's different since he needs help with his fitne-
>"-llo?"
"Guh?"
>Anon lets out a small chuckle, "I was saying that it seems like you really admire Captain Braveheart while you were just staring off. Fantasizing about her just now?"
"N-no! Not her, you." oh horseapples!, "Y-you... uh, really got it right. I respect Captain Braveheart a great deal..."
>Please buy that please please!
>Anonymous' face remains unreadable, leaving you on the verge of trembling in your uniform.
>That smile you admire so dearly makes its presence on his face, "Heh, I can see it in your eyes."
>You can't help but smile back at him.
"A tactic Captain Braveheart advocated for during a time when Equestria was recovering from the Discord days. "Be it an opponent, superior, fellow guardspony, or being from another nation, their eyes will tell you a great many things before their mouths or actions will"."
>"Do you mind looking over this with me? I have to keep referencing the history books for context and it's taking me ages to make sense of it all."
>A chance to discuss one of the greatest captains in Equestrian history? Somepony you've dreamed to be like since you were a colt?
>You spin around the room frantically, searching for a seat to pull up next to Anon.
>"I uh, think I broke all the other ones..."
"Oh... well that's okay, I can just answer any question you have."
>Anon shakes his head, "Psh no way, kick of that clunky armor and stack some of the bigger books here next to me."
>Discussing Equestrian history and Captain Bravehart right next to Anon... you have to actually put in effort to not squeal in delight.
>You settle in next to him and he slides the book over between the two of you.
"Let's see... oh, no!"
>"What?"

>>25289238
"You don't want to read this book, I mean, it's alright but it doesn't have some of her letters. Those are absolutely critical to understanding her as a pony. I think there's a copy here in my stack, I just assumed you grabbed two from the royal li-AH! What are you doing?!"
>Anon's hands are tucked under your armpits as he hoists you up into the air.
>"Swap them out real quick would you?"
>Oh! R-right...
>You try to ignore the gentle firmness of his hold on you as you swap the books out.
>He sets you back down once the inferior book is under your rump.
>"So I was around the part where the Diamond Dogs tried making claim to the Crystal Empire" Anon states, flipping through the book on the desk.
>A point where Equestria, and Captain Braveheart suffered a terrible defeat.
>At her lowest, but unwilling to fall, Captain Braveheart believed that the only chance Equestria had at lasting just one generation more required some, at the time, radical decisions.
>These decisions she perused, in the face of overwhelming resistance from the royal sisters themselves even, eventually paid off for the recovering nation and her place in history was forever cemented from then on.
>You wonder sometimes, what Captain Braveheart's eyes might have looked like.
>And lately, the harder Anonymous pushes himself, to achieve the goals he's set forth, the more you think they might look like his.
>"Alright, I think this is around the point where I left off in the other book. So what I want to know here is..."
>You two stay up late discussing the first fall of the Crystal Empire, so late that you both fell asleep at his desk.
>When you awoke, you found yourself snuggled under his arm which would've been great save for the drool that you pooled all over his notes that were taken from the night before.

>You are Time Turner.
>"Order up!"
>Again?!
>You slam your quill down on your little work station, spilling ink all over your diagrams.
"Oh! Ponyfeathers!"

>>25289264
>Acting quickly, you snatch up a rag from nearby and get to dabbing, not wiping, up the ink.
>All this buzz on what's supposed to be the slowest day of the week.
>And all because the hermit prince is visiting Ponyville.
>Citizens everywhere have been working around the clock to make sure the place is absolutely "perfect", according to Princess Twilight anyway.
>And as a result, they've been coming to the local cafe you work in just to keep themselves going.
>Such weak constitutions, you've gone on research binges that lasted FAR longer than two days and didn't need a drop of caffeine.
>Though it's not like anypony cares what YOU research, at least when it's not related to MAGIC anyway.
>If they could only see the capabilities of your ideas, the potential!
>You might have been made a prince instead of some otherworldly col-
>"Timey!"
>You yelp in surprise as Java Chip's voice comes from right next to you.
>"Enough with your silly doodles, at least for today Time Turner. The Prince is here."
"They are not "silly doodles" If you could only understand what potential applications thi-"
>"Potential this experimental that, you're here to smile and serve customers when I say "Order up", and I said it three times now. So please, do what I pay you to do."
>You scrunch your muzzle SO HARD at her, quickly tucking your VERY IMPORTANT DIAGRAMS into your apron's pocket, and snatch up the serving tray nearby.
>"That's one half of it" she remarks as you turn to head out into the lobby.
>You make the most forced smile you can muster, she gives you a dopey smile in return, "See, you look so much more handsome when you do that" she chirps.
>What you would give to be free to research all these ideas you have.
>Rather than trade in your dignity for bits so you can eke out a meager living on your own.

>>25289289
>Most herds that approached you was off put by your... vested interest in knowing the unknown, the rest tried to dissuade you from your pursuits because "You could get hurt messing around with lightning bolts" or whatever it was you were interested in at the time.
>So the decision to remain single and retain what little freedoms this meager pay allowed was obvious.
>You thank the mares at the table for the very "innocent" complements they gave you and ignore the casual "stretching" they do while they are totally not trying to peek past your apron.
>Gets you better tips if you don't call them out on it.
>The door to the cafe opens and the room goes completely silent after a collective gasp.
>"U-uh hello everypony, don't mind us, just popping in for a quick drink is all" Princess Twilight announces to the captivated room.
>Beside her stands Prince Anonymous, looking quite cheerful, not surprising, he's probably basking in the awe unlike the far more humble Princess.
>You glance around, seems like you're the only one out in the lobby right now.
>Which means you have to be the one to take their orders.
>Which means you can probably snag a pretty sizable tip, might be enough to afford some of those ores from the Pie family farm you've been dying to get your hooves on.
>Putting on your winningest smile, you trot over greet the royalty.

That's all I have for now, hope it's alright so far.

>>25289194
Not exactly.

Genital mutilation, including procedures like circumcision and excision, is realized for the purpose of preventing the person from being able to experience pleasure while mating.

Castration, in both stallions and men, is performed to prevent the person/animal of being able to impregnate females and to remove the source of testosterone in the body for the purpose of causing a milder temperament I the male.

Both procedures my be seen as horrific and cruel but they are not realized with the same end in mind. Regardless of this fact, I was wondering more about the implications of geldings in a sentient society where the 'fairer sex' is the one that produces more testosterone than estrogen rather than the inverse, and how the removal of these testosterone-producing factories would affect them psychologically. After all, genital mutilation and castration performed on a willing subject by professionals is a thing in the real world simply known under the name of 'sex change operations'.

>>25289398
>Castration, in both stallions and men, is performed to prevent the person/animal of being able to impregnate females and to remove the source of testosterone in the body for the purpose of causing a milder temperament I the male.
which also causes a myriad of other health problems

not to mention youre talking about sapient fucking creatures
good fucking lord anon

>>25289305
It's great and I'm enjoying it.

I'd like more.

>>25289305
I REALLY like where this this is going, this is from the prompt about a royal herd.

>"Anon, why did you build a gay kingdom ?"
"Wait, what? Oh no this is a nightmare. "You're all sick!"
>"Oh be nice" yells a stallion down the hall.
>"Well sir, we work hard; we play hard" Gold states next to you, before music in the "Ballsroom" stars blaring.
"I swear I thought that was a typo!"
>You claim while pulling Twilight away before her "innocent" eyes can see anymore.

>>25289567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9vvzcS0fgI

>>25289516
And some real, sentient people are still willing to risk those health problems in the chance that they might feel more comfortable with their bodies.

I understand why you wouldn't want to read a story about that. I never said I did wanted to read a story about that; I once saw a recorded video of sex change operation procedure and I almost vomit, but that doesn't mean we can't discuss it the hypothetical ramifications of such a situation.

Unless, no one wants to talk about it, of course.

Is BNW still alive? I need more Minotits.

>>25289305
Love it, was hard to read due to dancing skeletons. More.

>>25289567
>>25289638
Get your groove on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-ltZMnhmwM

>>25289678
Alright, so in this context geldings would be former stallions who are trans, and would be seen in a manner analogous to female to male trans people in our world.

Unless we're talking about involuntary castration, but you'd have to make RGRE also be really grimdark for that to be a thing that happens. The fact that it removes reproductive capability precludes it from being used merely so their wives can control their sexual behavior,

If we are going to go all grimdark and edgy though, I guess it could be used as a severe punishment.

>>25291008
>Alright, so in this context geldings would be former stallions who are trans, and would be seen in a manner analogous to female to male trans people in our world.
Stop right fucking there and go back to tumblr.

>>25291008
>Trans
Fuck off. I guess being a eunuchs makes someone a genderkin or what ever your fucking Special Snowflake moonspeak for it is.

>>25291047
Do you see a soapbox? I'm just following the train of thought to its logical conclusion.

I suppose there could also be child soldiers castrated in an attempt to make them more "marely."

>>25291160
You want to talk about eunuchs in Equestria? Fine. Other guy mentioned sex change operations, so that just made me think of it in those terms. Having a few weird fucks in Equestria seems a lot more likely than having gelding as some sort of institution.

>>25291221
How about we fucking drop it? This whole idea is fucking retarded.

SO ANYWAY ANON IS MARRIED AND HE ABUSES HIS WIFE IN A HORRIFYINGLY VIOLENT MANNER

LAUGH TRACK SITCOM OF THE YEAR

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>>25291304
Them double standards, man.

>>25251036
preddy gud

>>25251080
how do u make 4 lines so sad?

>>25251269
bated

>>25289045
>>25289150
>>25289171

Gelding is an insult. It paints the stallion as useless, as well as stealthily implies that the dick was his only use ever.

>>25292271
literally kill yourself

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>>25292271
Fuck. was -> is

Sounded better in my head... The stallion doesn't have to be actually gelded though. Insults don't always have to be technically correct.

>>25292342
Ok, honey!

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>>25289567

>>25289305
This is really good, more please. Oh, and start namefagging.

>>25293328

>>25289305
>hope it's alright so far
yes, moar

>>25289305
Write faster faget. We want moar.

BNW and Frosty are both kill, we have no regular posters anymore.

It is doomed.

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>>25295257
A NEW HERO MUST RISE

>You are Rainbow Dash.
>And you just finished building Anon a proper nest for your foals.
>First, you gathered up every cushion and pillow you could find to make the frame nice and sturdy.
>Next, you tied it all together with all those blankets Anon had stacked up in his cupboard.
>Finally, you looked for every single shiny object Anon had around the house and used them to decorate the nest.
>Your chest puffs up with pride, and your wings twitch with a feeling of dominance.
>Now you won't have to worry about other birdpones stealing Anon away from you.
>Fucking Fluttershy


>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>Snuggling and make-outs takes a LOT out of a mare.
>You've spent the last hour or so trying to figure out how to move your personal collection of books to Anon's house.
>Your new house.
>Oh this is so exciting!
>Anyway, you can't keep them in the library anymore if you're going to move in with Anon.
>Spike might find them, and you don't want to have THAT kind of conversation with him just yet.

>You know, dangerous spellbooks, ancient tomes of forgotten gods, that sort of thing.
>...
>Some of the books might be smut.
>...
>A lot of the books might be smut.
>...
>Okay, It's all smut.

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>>25295831
>You have a collection of every issue of Playmare published to date, plus a bunch of those awful "romance" novels written for lonely, middle-aged stallions.
>Look it gets lonely sometimes.
>N-not that you're one of those gross mares that only see a dildo when they look at a stallion!
>You're prepared to respect the SHIT out of Anon when you get to his house.
>You might even tip your sunhat at him.
>M-m'lord
>Okay, look.
>Being Princess Celestia's star student, and Element of Magic tends to inspire STRESS.
>Stress that you have to GET RID OF to stay sane.

>Aw fuck, that reminds you.
>You have to find a way to move your boxes of sex toys to Anon's house and figure out where to hide them.
>You think you'll have to add another room to your coltfriend's house if you want to fit everything.
>Enought thinking. Let's go make lunch.


>You are Applejack.
>You're not sure you 'preciate being carried by yer stallion lahke a baguh flour.
>It was real cute at first, seein' him so excited to start yer new lives together, but colts're starin' at you now.
>It's imaresculating, him carryin' you 'round lahke this.
>You make sure to wriggle a bit and grumble jus' loud 'nough for any other mares to hear you.
>Can't havin'em think big'ol AJ has gone soft fer some city colt.
>But he's yer beau
>And you luv'im with all yer heart
>So you'll put up with it this time.

>You are Anon.
>It's ten minutes to your house, you got your arms full of mare, half a mind to lose, it's mating season... and you're wearing a cumdiaper.
>Hit it.

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>>25295865

>Thee art Luna.
>Thou has't just finished raising the moon for the evening, and art eager to start thy night.
>Thy dearest sister hast shared a scroll with thee, delivered by Twilight Sparkle, and it appeareth that thy lady's star pupil hath found a proper herd.
>The supposedly monogamous Anonymous hath somehow managed to seduce three mares with nary an endeavor from hisself.
>Thy loins glisten in the moon light at the bethought of at long last getting thy hooves on that monkey's fiery shaft.
>Thou winketh conspiratorially at the full moon, spreadeth thy wings, and flyeth aroint.

>Thou arriveth at fair Anonymous's abode in less than an hour.
>Thou rap smartly on thy soon-to-be herdcolt's door, and prepare thy mating dance.
>Thy sister hath told thou that many things hast chang'd since thy banishment to the moon, enwheeling how a meet mare treats a colt.
>Thou wast disgust'd to findeth out just how much had chang'd.
>In thy day, thou couldst b'd any colt with naught but a lift of thy tail and a winketh of thy perfecteth marehood.
>Thy royal urges wouldst be fat, and the faceless, nameless colt wouldst feeleth honour'd to hast been chosen by thou.

>Aha!
>Anon himself hath dupp his door, and is staring at thou expectedly.
>Thither is nay needeth for words, howev'r.
>The sacred courtship dance betwixt a mare and a colt is a silent affair.
>'tis a test of a mare's abilities to expresseth h'r natural desires to be with foal, without the crutch that is the spoken tongue.
>Mere centures aft'r thy banishment, thy sister had puteth laws into effect that corrupts this age-old tradition to this very day.
>A bawbling part of though shrivell'd up and perish'd when though saweth one mare pushing a feather duster into another mare's anal cavity.

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>>25295890

>Thou will doth things the way thou wast taught at thy father's hip.
>If 'twas good enough for thy ancient ancestors, it will be good enough for thou.

>You are Anon, and there's a princess at your door.
>What?
>Before you can say anything to her, the night princess strikes a pose.
>Are you fucking serious right now.
>If she weren't a princess, you would have shut your fucking door in her face.
>Goddammit FINE.
>At least she doesn't have a bunch of shit jammed up her asshole this time.

>She's turned around and is presenting her rump to you.
>She's winking pretty hard.
>.....
>Oh, that is fucking disgusting.
>She just sprayed like three gallons of yellow marecum all over your porch.
>Sweet lord above you can smell it from here!
>Oh christ you wish you still had your cumdiaper to wrap around your face.
>The dry wood at your feet quickly absorbs the marecum. The smell isn't going to come out.

>Now Luna is approaching you. She has this glazed look in her eyes as she stops just a foot away from you.
>Oh, now she's doing that dumb horse-smile, where they curl their lips back and display their teeth.

>"Heeerrrruuhuhuhuhhuuuu"

"Could you please stop grunting in my face, Luna."

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>>25295911

>Oh now what now?
>She's rubbing her face into your neck anOW JESUS
>She just bit you! What the fuck is wrRIIIIIIIP
>.......
>Your best bedtime shirt now has a big strip ripped out of it, starting from the collar and moving down south.

>You can feel something warm splash on your bare feet, and look down.
>This nasty bitch is spraying bursts of piss right on top of the puddle of marecum.
>What fresh hell is this?
>You take a step back and roughly shove Luna away from you.

"What the fuck is wrong with you! Get away from my fucking house!"

>You slam the door in her dumb horse face, and yell out through the thick wood:

"I expect a cleaning crew by tomorrow morning. And it had damn well better be on your dime, not mine!"

>Ye are Luna.
>This dram colt, this mere peasant, hath reject'd the will of a princess.
>What did thou doth wrong?
>Thou bar'd thy teeth as a sign of good health, releas'd thy marecum to bewray that thou wast ready for mating, and present'd him with thy urine so that the smell would let him know wot that thou wast fertile.

>badfeelsfilly.scroll

>Was Celestia right?
>Hast things really chang'd this much?
>Thou will talketh to her in the morn.
>Thou will win this colt's phallus if 'tis the last thing thou doth.

AND THEN ANON WENT BACK INSIDE AND FUCKED HIS PONYWIAFUS
ONE OF THEM REALLY LIKED TEAT TWISTING BUT I WON'T SAY WHO
HINT IT'S NOT ANON

The End.

>>25295948
please pastebin this

>>25295890
>>Thy loins glisten in the moon light at the bethought of at long last getting thy hooves on that monkey's fiery shaft.
I lost it.

>>25295948
Anon's going to end up fucking all the ponies except Luna, isn't he?

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>>25295948
>>ONE OF THEM REALLY LIKED TEAT TWISTING
>>BUT I WON'T SAY WHO
>>HINT IT'S NOT ANON

>>25295948
>AND THEN ANON WENT BACK INSIDE AND FUCKED HIS PONYWIAFUS
Aw fuck. I wanted him to cuddle them while hey try to desperately get into his pants.
Stories with non-horsefucker anons are much more fun to read than those who don't

>>25296077
BOOP
http://pastebin.com/u/AnalplugAon
does this mean I have to tripfag now?

>>25296691
Yes. And you will have to use your powers for good, delivering healthy, wholesome, serious greens.

You will forever be AnalPlug Anon though. But this is alright.

>>25296518
>Ponies keep horse marrying Anon
>More than forty ponies have decided to horse marry Anon so far
>Barge into his house uninvited
>Eat all his snacks
>Bother him to twist their teats when he's busy doing stuff
>Anon is getting fed up with this shit

>>25297155
I bet all the strong, independent mares don't settle for anything less than hunk, hung, qt quiet stallions, and don't bother Anon.
So Anon is left horse-sitting the more demure, shy mares with lower self-esteem that constantly need their teats adjusted to get ahead in life. He's twisting them full-time now.

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>>25297266
Anon's usual day.

>>25297266
It's hard work, being a teat-twister for shy, low self-esteem mares. But Anon showers them with as much love and teat-abuse as he can, and he knows that some day his mares will take care of him, just like he took care of them.

>>25284272
Hey Shu, I'd like to fuck your asshole.

But enough about that. Are there any Reversed Gender Roles stories similar to this one http://pururin.com/contribute/view/118716/world-of-reversed-gender-roles.html ?

>>25297372
Links not working for me

>>25296691
shitcock, how do I keep fucking these things up
Real pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/u/AnalPlugAnon

>>25297492
I can only post hidden posts now. WHat the fuck.

>>25297155
hey anun how's ur tit healin? can ponies into nipple prosthetics? or are you now half-titless?

>>25297372
shu baby wanna join us?

>>25295257
Nah, niglet, I'm here. Just busy putting out fires. But, I'm here.

>>25298456
Did a local team win, or did a cop shoot someone black?

>>25298970
kek

>>25298970
No, just black sheep of the family trying to bring his >nohooves ass over on my turf.

I scrunched up so hard I got cramps, yo.

>>25299661
Give him the D

MINOTITS.
I WANT
MINOTITS.
I WANT MINOTITS NOW.

>>25299832
I know that feel anon.

>>25299832
Gather up some yarn, lettuce, and a lesser soulgem, we're gonna summon this writefag.

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>>25300000
WITNESSED

>>25299832
Didn't you get the memo? It's called Cowtipping. Trips dictates.

>>25300000
>Guh, another day, another scene
>You stretch out, legs popping
>Fuck if your director wasn't just the most anal-retentive dude. 5 takes for every scene?! Your manag-
>"Anon? Hon?"
"Mmm?"
>You sit up on the bed, looking down your set trailer to the 'living room'
>It's in air quotes - it's more makeup studio and alcohol reserve
>Helga leans against the hall, idly scratching her stomach. "Hey, so - know you're kinda chillin' right now-"
"Yes, you can join me."
>"Hey! I wasn't gonna say nothin'!" She grins, walking over to your bed and plopping down at the foot
>She lays down - her back resting on your front
"Bitch. You make a horrible blanket"
>Neither of you make to move
>"Mmmm. I'd consider myself more of a muumuu."
"Uuuuuuuugghhhh-"
>She chuckles, and it shakes the bed
>"So, I was wondering, me and some of the crew were gonna hit the town later toni-"
>Suddenly the lights flicker

>>25300000
+
>>25299832

"What the hell?!"
>Helga sits up just as she's bathed in a pure, lesser-white light
>The scent of burnt lettuce fills your trailer
>"ANON I'M SCARED-"
"HOLD ON I'LL GET THE MEDI-"
>*bampfgiggle*
>Helga sits infront of you
>Her chest totally shaven and bare
>The sudden change in temperature causing her nips to uh... perk up
>Well then

>>25300157
yiss

>>25300157
I did it! I actually did it!

I am a god.

>>25299832
Oh, also, headcanon that may or may not make an appearance:

Minogirls are self-conscious about their tits, sure. (Like guys with horns, for example.) But for the Minogirls, they're secretly more self-conscious about having never been milked.

Insert a mix of "P-please, b-be gentle" + fake bravado "yeah, I produce a liter a day!"

>>25300664
>But for the Minogirls, they're secretly more self-conscious about having never been milked.
WOAH LEWD OH MY

would you milk a minogirl and cook with her milk

>>25300157
I'm surprised and disappointed that there has been no titty fucking with the only race in Equestria that has proper chest tits.
Srs your mino stories are p great

testing tripcode, please ignore faggotry

>Minogirls are self-conscious about their tits, sure. (Like guys with horns, for example.) But for the Minogirls, they're secretly more self-conscious about having never been milked.

Ooh, can I try this?

>>25300664
So, I guess that's the significance of Helga being a milkmaid…

Huge tits?

>>25300664
What causes minotauresses to start milking in the first place? Normal cows need to get pregnant before producing milk, so it is a symbol of maternal pride or something?

>>25301435
I say it's like the minotaur equivalent of a cutie mark.

>>25301435
Minos don't herd like ponies do, but they do have herd mentality. maybe mino culture is like a community parent thing, where everyone puts effort into raising the young. the ability to lactate on demand would benefit the community, and help their survival as a species.

>>25301435
Shh!! Don't ruin the fantasy…

>>25300157
wait

what

im confused

>>25302214
TOUCH THE COW

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I couldn't think of a good cute short story about a minotaur girl who's self-conscious about her breasts or the fact that she didn't start lactating when she hit adulthood.

So have a picture instead.
I also couldn't think of any good dialogue to the picture, sorry.
Also fixed something

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>>25302310
Something feels off. Too cow-like maybe? Looks like a cow head on top of a human body?

I'm not sure what it is.

>>25302348
I'll try again next time with more research and practice into anatomy, I've always been bad at that due to lack of practice.

I'll whip up a new drawing when I write more minotaur stuff!

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>>25300859
dont ask just...

Guys i was thinking, what about a story of anon running away from twilight because he find twilight is stalking him, so in the Middle of the night he scape to the minotaur kingdom. When twilight find out anon ran away she go full crazy and shit hit the fan (Also sorry for the bad english. I just like stories where the ponies are kinda obssesive or creepy with anon)

>>25302850
all of my yes

>>25302850
No worries about the english.
I kind of like stories like that too
The story idea is also one I can get into

>>25302348
>>25302400
Female cows don't have horns.
That could be it.

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>>25301435
They're the conjoining of a dairy bred species with an absurd output (most dairy cows can do 6 gallons a day, some breeds 8 or more), and a species with an absurd size compared to need.
So they have a monstrous output by nature. Add this being a culturally selected trait for several thousand years, and a little magical manipulation and you've got minotits just naturally lactating throughout their lives.

>>25303073
Attractive AND productive!

If you had a minogirlfriend you would never need to run to the store for milk.

>>25302214
>>25302310
>>25303073
Please post cute cows like >>25302348.

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Someone made a thread looking for me. I'm touched, but mostly confused.

Anyway: http://pastebin.com/Jm9G3sTP

>The girls stand around the crystal map, staring hard at it.
>The map seems a bit dull, lacking its usual glow and sparkle.
>”Spike! Take a note!”
“Alright, alright.”
>You hardly pay attention to what Twilight says, writing notes is second nature to you.
>After a lengthy two and a half-page ‘note’ you put the quill behind a spine on your head.
>>”Where are the princesses?”
>Rainbow Dash impatiently asks, while still trying to fly.
>”I-I’m sure, they’re on their way! They have to be! Right? Right?!”
>Twilight paces nervously back and forth; you can just see her hooves scratching the nice clean tile you spent hours doing.
>>”Well, they better hurry up! I can’t be the best flyer in all Equestria, if I can’t fly!”
>>>”Please darling! Relax. I’m sure the princesses will be here any moment... Right Twilight dear?”
>”Yes! Of course! They have to be! He he. They probably just caught some headwind from Canterlot!”
>>”Fine. Then where the hay are Anon, AJ and Fluttershy?”
>Rainbow Dash looks condescendingly.
>You roll your eyes, and take another gem from your bowl and crunch on it.
>”I DON’T KNOW!”
>Woah, looks like Twi’s about to snap.
>Maybe you should head over to sweet apple acres and hang out with Mac.
>Maybe hooves is home, but that dudes a weirdo.
>Besides, Mac doesn’t like him.
>Though, those two going at it would be pretty funny.
>Just until this stuff blows over.
>>>>”Don’t worry Twilight! I’m sure they’ll be here aaany moment!”
“So, do any of you know what the problem is?”
>”NOOOOO-OOO-OOOO~!”
>Twilight’s scream sounds like a whine.

>>25304251
Thats a lot of green to catch up on

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>>25304251

>>>”W-well, we know it’s some sort of magical disruption. Right darling?”
>”Yes… some ponies can’t fly, all unicorns are having a hard time doing magic, earth ponies are feeling weak...”
>>”The weather ponies say clouds aren’t staying together, and aren’t following Pegasus winds. They’re following the normal wind though.”
>>>>>”Some of my animal friends are acting different, Mr.Bear tried to eat Angel, Opal and Winona won’t stop fighting, and I saw a wolf chasing a little bunny.”
>>>>”Some poor ponies cutie marks are going loopy! You know how hard it is to cheer up a construction pony who can’t hit nails right anymore?!”
>>>”Magical devices are also not working, darling. The fountain in the square has stopped working; the water just won’t flow up the magic trail anymore.”
>[]”So basically, things are getting closer to the Everfree forest?”
>”Anon!”
>>”Anon!”
>>>”Anonymous!”
>>>>”NONNY!”
>>>>>”anon…”
>The entire room calls the humans name at once.
>[]”Elements of harmony, I’m AiE.”
>Come to think of it, Anon is a weirdo too.
>>>>>>”What?”
>But he’s a cool kinda weirdo, like fun weird.
>[]”Nothing.”
>You know, hooves is pretty fun too.
>”Never mind that! Anonymous! What are you saying about the Everfree?!”
>Mac is too harsh on him.
>[]”So, weather can’t be controlled anymore, animals are trying to predate on each other, water flows down. Basically the natural world is straying away from magic, just like the Everfree forest.”
>Maybe you should help them get along.
>{}”That’s an interesting theory Anonymous dear, but I’m sure there is a simpler explanation for all this. Why don’t you help Spike get us snacks? And we’ll take care of this.”
>Wonder what Mac thinks of Anon.

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>>25304276

>()” Sister, we’re sure Anonymous may has't a point we may miss.”
>It’s amazing how these sisters are arguing one minute, and best friends the next.
>You’ll never understand mares.
>{}”Oh shush Luna. Now hop to it, Anon, and don’t put salsa on the chips, put it on the side.”
>Anon looks right at princess Celestia.
>[]”How about no?”
>Darrrn.
>You forgot how viscous Anon could be. You know not to talk back to the princess of all mares, but Anon’s cow faggotry knows no bounds.
>The other ponies look in shock, Pinkie and Luna clearly trying to hold back laughter.
>Princess Celestia’s face is red, a combination of anger and embarrassment.
>()*PFFT*”He! He!...He!”
>{}”What! Is so funny, Sister?!”
>()”Nothing sister, we just remembered an old humorous parable.”
>{}”Oh, did you?! Do share!”
><>”Aunties, please. We should be focused on-“
>{}”No, no. Let Luna tell her parable.”
>()”We think it would be beyond you.”
>{}”Try me.”
><>”Aunties!”
>You quickly walk out of the room towards the kitchen, before things get too heated.
>You swear, mares are weird. And Anon.
>Worst part is, you’re catching on to ‘tongue and cheek’ as Anon calls it.
>Hope it won’t keep some nice mare from you, you hope you won’t say anything you didn’t mean to.
>You enter the kitchen; you always get dizzy at the size of this place.
>This is too big a place for you.
>The larder has 12 shelves, there are cupboards stacked on cupboards, the stove is too tall.
>What is this? A kitchen for dragons?
>Well, bigger dragons.
>Either way, while it’s flashy, doing anything in this kitchen takes too long.
>You want a manageable kitchen; you’d go crazy spending time in here, like you’re supposed to.
>You start gathering different snacks, like you where told to.
>Having Anon here would actually be helpful.

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>>25304305

>He’d probably have helped if you had asked. He doesn’t respond well to orders.
>Mac is a magician in a kitchen, he just knows where everything is and how everything works.
>Come to think of it, you don’t really like kitchens.
>You like sleeping, eating and tagging along with Anon when he does his thing.
>Like that time he found a tunnel and you went exploring while Anon wore a funny hat and carried a hatchet.
>That was fun, kitchens are not fun.
>Probably shouldn’t tell Twilight about that.
>She’d panic and start going on about being bad at raising you.
>She even once tried to get a colt friend just to find someone to teach you.
>That was awkward.
>Almost as awkward as trying to carry snacks and drinks for 10 ponies.
>[]”Luna do you agree with this?”
>()”We aren’t as skilled in magic as our sister, however we believe her theory holds water. Though I have doubts.”
>[]”Such as?”
>{}”Anonymous, is it really your place to be-“
>()”Silence sister. There’s Spike with the snacks.”
>{}”Ahh, good. The walk was tiring.”
>[]”Walk? You guys didn’t fly or take a carriage?”
>{}”All our carriages said they were having a hard time flying.”
>What are they even talking about?
><>”We flew for a while, it was more tiring than normal. Aunt Luna wasn’t having as much of a problem.”
>()”We are the most physically capable of the royalty.”
>{}”Says who?”
>()”You know who, and how many, sister.”
>{}”SISTER! Anonymous and Spike are here.”
>()”Apologies. However, it's true. we wast having a hard time flying. Except us. Until, ponyville was in our sight, then we simply fell out of the sky.”
>[]”Fell out of the sky?”
>()”Aye.”
>[]”Hey Rainbow, does that sound familiar.”

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>>25304317

>>”Yea, all the Pegasus are having a hard time flying. Only ponies with cutie marks even have a chance.”
>{}”Anonymous, dear. I know you’re trying to connect this to your crazy theory, but believe me, this is a mere coincidence.”
>[]”Rainbow Dash, Weather ponies, Luna. Once is a mistake, twice is a coincidence, third time is a pattern.”
>{}”It’s not a pattern!”
>[]”How does Pegasus flight work?”
>{}”I don’t see how this is relevant to the discussion.”
>[]”Could someone just tell me?”
>>”Yea, they teach you in the first week of flight school. The egghead stuff comes before the cool stuff. We use something called ‘soft magic’ we controls the surrounding air gently, to do what we want.”
>Twilight lights up and starts speaking.
>”Soft magic is scientifically known as ambient magic, it is always present around magical things.”
>[]”Do magical things radiate ambient magic?”
>”No, things don’t radiate ambient magic. It’s a interaction between the magical thing, and the outside.”
>>”Ugh! It’s like being back in flight school.”
>{}”This discussion is interesting and all, but it’s not really important right now.”
><>”I agree, we’re not getting anywhere.”
>()” Just hush and see whither it goes.”
>”Only the intelligent creatures have any degree of magical control. How birds are capable of flight is one of science’s greatest mysteries.”
>[]”Is it?”
>Sometimes, you think Anon knows more than he lets on.
>>”Yes, birds have no magical control, yet can fly as well if not better than most Pegasus. Same as bats, flying insects and a few other creatures.”
>[]”But soft magic works in the Everfree, right? How else could ponies fly over it?”
>Twilight would tell you not to worry about it.
>{}”Knew it.”
>()”Hush!”

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>>25304340

>”Soft magic doesn’t work in the Everfree, that’s why all the weather follows it’s own laws. In order for Pegasus to fly in the Everfree, they must use active magic. Hard magic. That’s why flying around the Everfree is so tiring.”
>Oh brother, it’s like being back with her during her school days.
>>>”I don’t know where you’re going with this, darling, but I have the hunch you’re going to say that whatever is happening, has stopped soft magic.”
>[]”Yea, that’s what I was working towards.”
>>>”But what about us not being able to pick up anything with our magic?”
>”Well, certain magic control, blurs the line between ambient magic, and active magic. Telekinesis is a controlled type of ambient magic, semi-active magic. It’s why we can’t pick you up with our magic.”
>()”Or otherwise.”
>Cadence giggles at Luna’s comment.
>Anon just eyes her, and smiles a knowing smile.
>Twilight looks away, and Rainbow dash clearly blushes.
>”A-Anyway. Spells like Telekinesis, have a pony enhancing their ambient magic using active magic, to manipulate objects. How well an object is manipulated depends on the skill of the user.”
>[]”How does the horn of a unicorn play into magic?”
>”The horn is simply a conduit that extends the range of magic. All ponies can do magic, it’s just skill that decides how far or how much and what their magic they can do.”
>[]”So, both ambient and semi active magic stopped working? What about active magic?”
>”Active magic is magic that is forced by a user on to things. An example is pretty much all combat related spells. Sheilds and healing magic too. It’s why these magics are so tiring.”
>()”It wouldst be difficult to judge the condition of such magic. As most pony originated magic is a hybrid of magics. Tis wherefore only those with appropriate cutie marks can practice active magic.”

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>>25304351

><>”I don’t know Auntie. After hearing this, maybe we should investigate.”
>>”Yea, well where the heck do we find someone good at magic and not a pony?”
>>>>”Maybe we can put a big sign! And have a ‘Searching for someone good at magic without a cutie mark’ party!”
>>>”I don’t think that would be a rapid solution, darling.”
>>>>>>”Ah got nothing.”
>>>>>”Wh-what about Discord?”
>Fluttershy, who had been quiet until now, speaks up.
><>”Hmm, that may work.”
>”Yes, we should ask Discord.”
>You should try hanging out with Discord maybe.
>>”Discord? Can’t we find someone reliable?”
>He’s a fun kinda weird, right?
>>>>>>”Unless ya got a better idea dash, ah think we ought ta just go for ‘im.”
>>>”Applejack is right, Discord may be, err-...”
>Rarity almost says something, but instead eyes Anon and changes her mind.
>>>“But he is our best hope right now.”
>>>>”Besides! Maybe he’ll make more chocolate rain!”
>Oh yea, he’s a jerk.
>[]”What do we know about discords magic?”
>{}”Next to nothing. And that’s why it’s a terrible idea.”
>()”Now sister, that is not all true. We know f’r fact Discord only uses active magic. Tis wherefore he is so hard to magically control. We know nothing of how or whence he gathers the energy to constantly use active magic.”
>{}”And I doubt he’ll tell us.”
>[]”He will if Fluttershy asks.”
>>>”Fluttershy, darling. Where is Discord at this time?”
>>>>>”I don’t know, I sent him off this morning because of my... Erm... condition.”
>”Do you know where he could be?”
>>>>>”He said he needed to find the perfect music for a friend. He could be at the theatre, he was there yesterday.”
>[]”Seeing as this is the only real lead we have, we should probably head to the theatre.”

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>>25304366

>{}”NO! We should stay here! Maybe call discord, but I’m sure we’re missing a simple explanation. A wild goose chase is a bad idea!”
>()”All those in favor of following Anonymous, raise thy hooves!”
>Every pony, except Celestia puts their hoof into the air.
>{}”You too?!”
><>”Sorry Auntie, Anon may be right.”
>{}”Fine! Lets see how much time we waste.”
>”Alight, let me just prepare my notes and books.”
>>>>”And snacks!”
>You’re genuinely amazed at how Anon can put up with these mares.
>Half the time you were confused, and the other half asleep.
>A bunch of mares disagreeing seems more chaotic than discord.
>Why don’t they just stay quiet about it?
>Either way, Anon didn’t fold.
>You should probably learn a thing or two from him.
>But right now, you’re glad he’s leaving.
>The other mares will follow him. Plus, those shoes leave marks like no hooves can.

See you next year!

>>25304379
gonna take me a few days to read at my comfort

>>25304379
I get what you're doing with the marks. But it was a pain to keep up with.

>>25304379
Silly sun hoers is silly
Also please explain what's going on with those weird line startamajigs
>() like this, what is it?

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>>25289678
There are also still some people in the opera / vocalist / theatre careers who have "farm accidents" to try an maintain a certain kind of voice.

>>25302348
Y'know what? I'd totally put my dick in that.

>>25305170

>[] is Anon speaking
>{} is Celestia
>() is Luna
><> is Cadence (i think)
>>>>>> is Applejack
>>>>> is Fluttershy
>>>> is Pinkie
>>> is Rarity
>> is Dash
> (with quotes) is Twilight
> (without quotes) is spike narrating

>>25305837
dude, it doesn't make sense.
Either put the entire speech into brackets or find another way. Not to mention, anon speaking usually is just not-greentexted.

"Hi I'm anon"
>{"Hi I'm Celestia"}
>("Hi I'm Luna")

>>25305848


>>25305837 anon here
I'm not the writer, I just answered Durnks question. I agree somewhat, though its usually whoever's point of view the story is being told from that doesn't get greentexted. Since the story is being told from Spike's perspective his dialog would be non-greentexted and not Anon's.

>>25305848
It made sense to me, because the font I was using.

[] looks like a square. Which had no further meaning.
{} was a circle with sticks sticking out, it looked like the sun.
() was a circle, like the moon.
<>was because I running out of simple to understand symbols.
Spikes dialogue isn't greentext. Twilight has 1 >.
Each extra > means a different person. Except when there are no quotes which means spike narrating.

I've done this before by adding more >.
But that gets crazy with 11 people in scene.

It would take a smarter man than me to find a better way.

>>25306038
Use ancient rules of writing a play.

Loona: >"I like dicks."
Anon: >"i have a dick"

>>25306051
It will look like this:
>>Sunbutt: ”NO! We should stay here! Maybe call discord, but I’m sure we’re missing a simple explanation. A wild goose chase is a bad idea!”
>>Moonbutt:”All those in favor of following Anonymous, raise thy hooves!”
Every pony, except Celestia puts their hoof into the air.

>>25306038
See, >>25306051 this could be a good idea. You just have to differentiate names and dialogue

for example:
[CELESTIA] >"Hi Luna, how are you?"
[LUNA] >"Mighty fine, sister. Thanks. What about you?"
[C.] >"Good. Listen, there was a slice of cake, in the fridge. Do you happen to know where did it went?"
[L.] >"....n-no idea, Sister. I don't even like c-chocolate!"
[C.] >"I never told you it was chocolate tho..."
[L.] >"OOOOOOH LOOOK, WE LEFT THE MOON ON! GOTTA GO THX BYE!"

>>25306072
Or, to preserve the greentext
>ANON> "A-and then I grab the plot...and then I start eating it...and the pony moans...a-and then..."
>LUNA>"...t-that's ok, anon. I alread know what you dream of"
>A.>"c-can I eat your plot?!?"
>L.>"...SISTEEEEEEEER, HELP!"

>>25304251
s-senpai

>>25304251
>>25304276
>>25304305
>>25304317
>>25304340
>>25304351
>>25304366
>>25304379
AW YEAH YOU'RE BACK

What about
>Anon just told the princesses to piss off!
>"NEIIIGH" horsed Princess Celestia
>"Anon, what's gotten into you?" pasta'd Twi in shock
>"" silenced Luna, who still wanted to be included
>The rest of you didn't mind not getting a line so early in the story, so you just watched
>You know from experience that staying back and watching gives you a much better chance of not being thrown through a window

>>25305837
you slut, I was just making my own legend to post.

>>25306051
>>25306057
>>25306072
>>25306085
Well fuck. I should probably be more sober when writing.

I should probably be more sober in general actually.

I'll try to use this way, but in all honesty I will have forgotten by next week. Sorry.

>>25306525
>Anon holds a slut-off
>The prize is one hour of petting from the enigmatic alien
>Every mare (and most stallions, who are dressed as mares) tries to win using any means necessary

>>25306551
What events does a "slut-off" have? Is Anon aware of his part in said competition?

>>25306638
It has the sluttiest events that ever slutted, of course.

>>25302850
Doesnt matter about your English, we need more minotaur stories.

>>25302850
We talking "Twilight wants the monkey's fiery shaft" obsessive, or the "Twilight wants to find out everything about humans (culture & biology), and is going to/has been doing some morally-questionable things to Anon" obsessive? Does Anon flee because he isn't a horsefucker and he is creeped right the FUCK out, or does he flee because jesus fuck the purple horse is stealing his blood and nearly broke his arm trying to determine bone density?

>>25307618
why not both?
Twilight Just HAS to know everything about her crush

>>25306051
>>25306057
>>25306072
>>25306085
I'm not the only one that dislikes this script-style, am I? It just reads mediocre, and I feel we at the very least shouldn't be actively encouraging it. The proper way is to use actions and speech mannerisms to show who's talking.

>>25306518
Durnk knows what's up, as usual.

>>25297372
Link doesn't work

>>25305500
Anon she's mine.

>>25302850
Do it, you never know what you'll get.

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>>25308989

>>25309588
Momma always said 4chan was like a box of chocolate, you never know when you'll get dubs

>>25300664

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>>25308386
He got dubs and you didn't. Maybe if you weren't such a faget, you'd have gotten a better post number, and you could be holding her in your arms right now. But you didn't, enjoy your crippling loneliness.

>>25311910
She's mine faggot.

I'll hide both your bodies in a marsh nigga fite me.

>>25306038
I like it the way you did it. made enough sense to not confuse me. I say don't change it.
well... maybe do something about the >>>>>>, if you can think of something. if not, it's fine as is.

>>25310682
Ok? And?

>>25312198
is it time to TOUCH THE COW

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>>25307807
>I'm not the only one that dislikes this script-style, am I?
No, you aren't.

Scripts are an in-between medium that are used as tools to facilitate a play or something else that involves actors saying lines. It's not a suitable way to do things and present a story in text form.

The character dialogue that wasn't the viewpoint character should have just used regular quotation marks, with the speaker either made obvious in context, or demonstrated with descriptive language before, or after the statement.

Example:

>Standing regally, the alicorn prophet Cadance solemly stated the central point that her years of experience and philosophical training had led to, the very essence of what it took to live a wholesome, happy life.
>"Dicks!"
"The fuck is she talking about here?"
>"I think she's actually making a great point, Anon. Wouldn't you like to talk about this some place a little more private?", Twilight responded, with a slight wiggle of her eyebrows.

>>25312519
I was thought that... whatever it was, was male.

>>25307807
No, you're not. I fucking hate it.

>>25312531
That's all well and good for actual writing. But seems to me like whenever someone tries to write prose in greentext, someone usually winds up complaining because "that's not how it's supposed to be."

>>25312813
Isn't the point behind greentext to be to give an abridged/shortened version of the story?

Hell, greentext is a great thing. Really can bring out some feels. Take a look at some fag's Pastebin, I mean hell, he took some serious time for a small and shitty story.
http://pastebin.com/u/the4chanwrtiefeg
How the fuck has this little douche not been in collab yet?

Anon goes out with an abusive GF >>25307566

BNW, can I have some greens?

>>25312813
If I may interject, I personally prefer to introduce the speaker subtly in the previous line, when it would be ambiguous, something like in the following.

>Twilight looked up from the report.
>"Princess, our swords are ineffective against the griffins' aerial tactics. If we --"
>"I know, Twilight, but what choice do we have? We must either fight or die. We don't have time to retrain our troops."
>"Have you tried attacking them with fish?"
>The princesses turn and scowl at Discord.
"Or even swordfish?"
>"Anon, if you aren't going to contribute anything useful, you may as well leave."
>Luna snorts.
>"Nay, for were he to leave, we would not be able to witness him, as they say nowadays, 'shake that fat ass'. Anon, relieve the tension with erotic dance!"
>The room is silent.
>"I'm sorry for my sister. She's still adjusting."

That way, you don't end up with four or five different quote things.
Or script-like things.
Or the non-greentext-like "..., she said".

I'm betting you can figure out who's saying what in the above without much difficulty, without any obtrusive markings or phrases.

Of course, other writers do it different ways, and some avoid conversations with groups for this reason.
This is just the way I try to write.

bunp

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>Anon is dating a guardsmare.
>He shows up while she's on duty everyday to try and make her lose the stoic pose.
>Methods range from innocent to zany to sexy.

>>25314839
>He catches on to the RGR early and uses it to be the biggest tease/almost-slut on guardwaifu.
>Other guards envy her for having such a catch.
>Guardwaifu just wants the embarrassment to end.

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>>25314872

>>25314839
>>25314872
LOVE IT
WANT IT
NEED IT

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>>25314895
You did wrong dipshit. Its supposed to be like this.

Did that army anon ever finish his Bon Bon story?

>>25312813
Greentext is about second person writing, not a purely dialog based exchange.

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>>25313606
>If I may interject, I personally prefer to introduce the speaker subtly in the previous line, when it would be ambiguous
That's very tricky for someone to do well.

It /can/ work effectively, but it usually happens by accident when a very inexperienced writer just fucks up. I think it's only something to attempt when you're sure you know what you're doing.

I disagree with your example there.

The speech patterns, subject references (Princess is still a thing that a limited number of characters can be, so we know who the probable suspects might be already), and word choice already give enough clues to figure out who's speaking. When you get characters that are similar enough in position, habits, and speech patterns, that's when it becomes necessary to add extra details.

Besides, giving information on what the characters are doing while they're talking makes it a lot easier to visualize what's going on, and trying to involve as many of the reader's senses as possible in a scene is just good writing practice that should always be done.

Having 11 characters all talking in a scene is a bloody mess, and probably shouldn't have been attempted in the first place. State that all those characters are in the room, and only have 2-3 characters speaking at a time. Show the side characters' body language and manner of speech when you decide to bring the spotlight around to them.

You have to make it easy for the reader to figure out what's going on.

>>25315893
You madman, you'll only summon shitposters with that circle!

>>25314895
>>25314839
>"Hey Stoic."
"Mmm?"
>You tilt your head ever so slightly to the side, allowing you to see Straight Shot out of the corner of your eye
>She's done the same - which means you're having as close to a face-to-face conversation as on-duty guardsmares can have
>"You're dating a colt now, aren't you? That minotaur?"
"Ah. No, he's a human - subspecies of minotaur, I think."
>Shot grins. "So you're into the exotics, eh?"
"Hmph."
>"Aww, don't be like th-"
>Both of you straighten up and clam up as your instincts take over
>This deep in the castle, the soft *tmpf* of hooves-on-carpet can only mean one thing
>Tour groups
>Celestia give you strength
>The door swings open to reveal
>A-Anon?!
>W-with the princesses?!
>"Oh! There's my little Stowaway~"
>Damnit
>"Stoic, come on. I got you lunch! I asked Luna if it was ok if I made you a personal lunch-"
>OH COME ON
>"-and she insisted I hand-deliver it! The other generals also seemed to approve of that - I know how silly you horses get in that play-map room."
>INFRONT OF THE ENTIRE GUARD LEADERSHIP
>IN THE WAR ROOM
>WHY IS THIS YOUR LIFE
>You swallow and stare straight ahead
>"Do ya want it~"
>Don't move. Maybe this is all just a dream
>"...wanna cooooooookiiieee~"
>You notice he reaches into your bag and pulls out... a handful of loose cookies
>*crunch*
>"yahno, ah do lak th' onesh wiff nuts- ah kno yuh do too-"
>Shot trembles slightly, holding in her laughter
>crumbs
>crumbs everywhere
>Oh
>So that's the game today, huh
>Bring it, little colt. When I get off work, I'm going to ride you into the grou-
>*crunch*
>Oh now he's just crumbling them up and spreading them everywhere!
>You better not get in trouble for this

“Let’s see…”
>Lotions look to be all good.
>Scented oils are filled to the brim.
>Plenty of towels.
>Curds was on point last night.
>Pretty much no set up for you to do, which is good because you’ve got a client coming in any minute now.
>You spend a few more minutes tidying up, moving your bottles around so they look centered, then questioning whether it is centered and fixing it, only to second guess THAT decision and move it ba-
>With a grunt you tell the bottle to fuck themselves and that it’s good enough.
>A glance at the clock reveals that your client should’ve been here about seven minutes ago.
>She paid for the express service, which means you’re going to be in here until lunch and you’d really rather be paid for that time.
>You wait until its ten minutes past the appointment time and head to go tell Whey that your client is a no show.
>Maybe she can pull in a few minos from outsi-
>”Waagh!”
>The door meets some resistance and was followed by a yelp, which was followed by a thud.
>And before you, on the floor, is a tauress looking completely bewildered.
“Oh sh- uh, are you okay Miss?” You ask, kneeling down to help her up.
>She tenses when she sees your hand enter her field of view, slowly she trails up your arm and to your face with her eyes.
>You notice that her glasses went crooked in the tumble, you also notice that she’s pretty cute like that, especially as the blush spreads across her face.
>”Uh- uhm… N-no I’m- Wait! I mean yes! I’m fine!” she says, placing her hands on the floor and standing on her own.
>You feel a little sting in your chest before remembering that the females are more pride heavy than males here.
>You watch as the tauress stands up and dusts herself off.

>>25317370
>It’s about this point that the shock of hitting your client with a door has worn off, meaning that you now notice that her chest tuft is massive.
>It’s not uncommon exactly, you’ve been told by your bros that most tauresses with chest tufts like this have more tuft than breast making up that volume.
>Still, the way the fur on her chest moves as she dusts off her tail and adjusts her glasses gives you some pause.
>Remembering what the fuck you’re supposed to be doing, you shake off those thoughts and get your head back in work mode.
“Thanks for coming to the Aluminum Mallet, my name's Anonymous and I’ll be your masseur today. Can I get you anything before we get started? Our premium sparkling water? Some medium moisture grass? On me of course, I am so sorry for startling you.”
>Anything to get her not to tell Curds or Whey what you did to an Express Service client.
>The tauress ponders on your question for a moment, “Nono, I’m okay! You don’t have to get me anything” she stammers out.
>Well that’s good, would’ve been taken out of your pay if she had and you guy overcharge the hell out of those things.
“Alrighty then, right this way.”
>You let the tauress follow behind you, a lesson you learned when you would up having a stand still outside the door during your first week on the job.
>You turn around and find the tauress is standing nervously just inside the doorway.
“Uh, If you would be so kind as to close that door behind you and come lay down right here on the table that’d be great”
>She snaps to attention, looking a little overwhelmed for a second before doing as you said.
>She stands next to the table, “R-right here? I just lay down?”
>First timers…
>You’re a little surprised she paid for the Express service first time, but hopefully that means she just has that much dosh laying around.
>Which means you’re gonna need to do great- and hitting her with a door is just the perfect start…

>>25317378
“Well I can’t quite massage you easily if you’re standing cutie, lay down face down for me would you? You can leave your glasses right here on this table.”
>She nods slowly and maneuvers her way onto the table, setting her glasses down right where you ask her to.
>Her belly sort of mushes out around her slightly, you didn’t notice the little bit of pudge on her while she was standing, but it shouldn’t affect how hard you have to push on her.
>She’s very tense, you can tell without even having to touch her.
“So, I’m going to get started here by just getting a feel for you, and you can tell me if you’ve got any areas you want me to focus too okay?”
>”K” she mumbles.
>You rest your hands on the center of her back, she tenses up under your touch.
“Are my hands cold?”
>”N-no it’s just my first time coming to one of… these places.”
>You chuckle softly.
“Well I’ll try to make it a good experience for you, all you gotta do is relax.”
>You gently press your fingers and palms down onto her warm fur as your hands trail all around her back, getting a feel for her tense spots.
“So what’s your name?”
>The tauress doesn’t respond.
>She couldn’t have fallen asleep on your right?
“If you don’t tell me, then I’ll have to call you cutie through the whole session.”
>The tauress mumbles something quietly.
“What was that cutie?”
>”M-Maybelle, th-that’s my name.”
“Alright Maybelle it is then, is there anywhere you want me to focus on Maybelle?”
>She is silent once again.
“I can tell you I feel a lot of tension right here in your shoulders-“ which you firmly rub your thumb into eliciting a soft grunt from the tauress, “-And right here in your lower back” which you knead your palms into, electing yet another grunt from her.
>You step away from the table and walk over to your selection of oils and lotions.

>>25317387
“So, I’m going to target those the most and then loosen you up everywhere else after, does that sound okay?”
>She nods in agreement, having raised her head once she hard you walking away.
“Now, what kind of oil do you want me to use?”
>Her eyes widen slightly at the question, “Uhm… whichever one you want is f-fine with me” she mumbles.
“Well, I’m more partial to the melon extract myself, but you look more like an almond oil kind of girl to me.”
>”Almond oil? That’s what Buckey uses when he’s covering as a masseur in Prince Knight!” she exclaims, probably the clearest thing she’s said this whole time.
“Sooo, almond oil then?”
>A blush spreads across her face quickly and she puts her head back down, “A-anything is f-fine” she mumbles down to the floor.
>Almond oil it is.
>You should really try to find the cow world version of Ainsley, nobody at work understands how funny it is to you that you get to say “It’s time to oil up” regularly.
>That said, It’s time to oil up!
>Yup, still funny.
“So, who is Buckey? Are they some kind of royal masseur?”
>Don't care much for politics, but a position like that would be dope as hell.
>”Oh uh no… Buckey is from an animoo…”
>Animu?

I really wanted to finish this before work, but I'm out of time so I'll come back to finish this hopefully tonight.

>>25295257
Not kill, just writing from my non usual stations and apparently forgot to put my name on during.

>>25289305
I'll get back continuing this maybe tomorrow, just wanted to try a hand at minotits since the mood struck.

>>25317434
Fuck the cow.
Do her now.

>>25317434
yeeeesssss excellent. Good green, good premise.

>”Oh uh no… Buckey is from an animoo…”
>Animu?
fuk u that's brilliant

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>>25317434
>animoo

>>25317434
>animoo
Ladies and gentlemen, we have now upgraded from pony puns to cow puns

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>>25317387
>You step away from the table and walk over to your selection of oils and lotions.
>oils and lotions
>when massaging a minotaur
>who is covered in thick fur, which would either absorb the oils and lotions, or force you to use so much that it turns into a horribly thick, goopy slop that necessitates a shower or bath to clean off.

There are reasons I'm not a furry, and fridge logic stuff like this are big ones.

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>>25318086
You need to go deeper. Hair oils are a thing, you know. And they DO turn you into a mess, but supposedly help your hair a lot.

For a pure massage this would offer no benefit, but in a full spa package this would be just like any skin care procedure in a human spa.

>>25318217
So a complimentary bath after a massage for the client to straighten themselves out if they wanted the oils?

>>25318235
A complimentary bath+massage. Hair oil is a bitch to get out.

Do minotaur girls like boob massages?

>>25316894
>>...I know how silly you horses get in that play-map room."
>Anon is used to far more professional environments and everything the ponies do seems like them just playing to him
>>25317434
>Weeb cows

Keep it coming, all of you

>>25318705
hot

>>25316894
kek
wonderful

is there more

>>25319548
Maybe. I mean, I've currently got DD2 on the back burner while I finish Cow Tipping, and starting yet another tiny adorable oneshot would be... too much.

But I'll put it on the to-do list.

>>25319914
GET WRITING MY WRITESLAVE.

WRITE FASTER.

rump

>>25318705
>Teat-twisting General

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Applejack in a bathtub with greens (the greens you're NOT WRITING)

>>25302850
Okay guys...first time trying write a story in english, wish me luck

>Your name is Anon and for some reason you're in a magic land of talking horses
>It's been eight months since you arrive, first everything was cool, some ponies fear you and others have weird fantasies with you... like flutter butt, the crazy pony tried to have sex with you
>It was in the middle of the night when you heard someone banging your door, and it was flutterbutt, wearing a gorilla costume. nigga that's racist
>And then she look you in the eyes and say ''Anon, is gorilla rape your fetish?''
>obviously you were too tired for dealing with her fetish investigation, so with a grace of a Gorilla with Diarrhea you close the door in her face
>After a good talk with Fluttershy, you get the deal of saying what your fetish was in exchange of some peace, well, everything go better than expected, you get peace and she the D...in her fantasies, moma 'non raised no horsefucker
>Ponyville is a nice place, maybe a bit racist, but a nice place. Most of the villagers are friendly with you
>Pinkie pie let you take cupcakes for free
>Applejack drink with you when you're sad or nostalgic
>Fluttershy gift you a dog
>Rainbow dash sometimes crash at your house to heard some stories about big fucking metal birds going at the speed of sound, shit, sometimes even she paid
>Rarity give you a lot of clothes most of the times for free. But you have to tell her you don't want pink hearts in your underwear, and of course, you hate the elephant thong (Of course you don't use it...never...that shit is gay...yeah...)
>But nothing is perfect, there's always someone who have to make your life hard. And that someone is Twilight fucking sparkle
Jesus, that pony is fucking crazy, first it was kinda cute, you know? like...like a very clingy puppy, but with time she goes from Crazy-cute to HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS THAT MY BLOOD?!

>>25321566
>You are Pony Anon, just some stallion we grabbed off the street
>You have just been grabbed off the street by somepony
>And now they're groping around your crotch
>"Help me get him on his back, I can't see them."
>"Okay"
>You are suddenly flipped over
>You try to look at your assailants to see what's going on but the light is too bright and you close your eyes
>"I still don't see them, go get a razor and shaving cream"
>Oh no
>It's just like your daddy warned you about
>You don't want to lose your beautiful coat
"Please, don't take my coat"
>You struggle in vain as you are still held down by strong arms
>You start to cry
>"Shh, no tears now, only twisting"
>You feel something moist being put on your netherregions
>"Now let's get this fur off so we can have a closer look"
>You freeze up, not wanting your donger sliced up
>"Bloody hell, this bugger hasn't got any either!"
>"Just toss him back then, we'll try another one"
>And that is how you ended up with a bare underside

>>25322428
keep going, tell us where the crazy alicorn touched you

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>>25322509
S-she touched from my hershey Highway to the Danger Zone.

>>25322428

>month one: She was asking a lot of questions about humans and planet earth, you answer the best you can but you're no scientist or historian, you're just the average dude who like to fart when no one is around and laugh at bad movies, so you give her everything you know (that wasn't much) but that only raises more questions, and, of course you don't have the answers, obviously that bother twalot sporkle, but, there's nothing you can do.
>The princess give you a house near the market of ponyville, you don't have an idea how much it cost...but something is for sure, it was expensive, the house is big, well...big in terms of a pony
>month two: Twilight try to befriend you, you were flattered when she tries to make a day in your honor, some shit called ''Anon proud day'', obviously that didn't like it to the rest of ponyville so you persuade twilight to drop the idea, she cry. A lot, fuck, you never see someone cry like that, so in the end you spend the night in her house trying to calm her.
>month three: The brother of twilight come to your house to talk, he was friendly and a bit informal, like you were part of his family. After the presentation you make some tea for both
''WOW, this is some bomb ass tea anon''
Sorry if i'm rude, but...why are you in my house?
''Oh, right, sorry. I wanted to talk with you, my sister tells me a lot stories about you''
well...i'm flattered
''C'mon Anon, you are like my family, no need of being formal''
Okay...so...what stories Twilight tell you?
''Trust me, she can't stop talking about you and humans, i never see her so happy''
Good to know
''Oh horseapples, i have to go anon, Twilight is waiting for me''
Sure, have a nice day
''Thanks, you too...OH, before i go...please, don't hurt my sister or you are going to have a bad time''
>After that, he just dissapears into the crowd of colourful ponies

>>25322654
So, right away, this is kind of boring to read. I am not sure, maybe this is just a prologue or something, but this reads more like a history lesson than a story. Is English your first language? Some of your grammar is pretty distracting. Perhaps you just don't care, but it really does detract from the story. Also, this has far too many memes. Lower the quantity. Still, keep up. I'm interested in where this is going.

>>25318217
I'm sure hair oils are a thing, I just think that they'd have a very different purpose than as massage lubricant.

>>25322428
I only read a little bit of the first post and skimmed the rest of it, and I'm seeing grammar issues, and >>25322654 shows a lack of formatting and understanding of the greentext format.

I'm with >>25322762 in wondering what your first language is. If it's actually english, or you consider yourself fluent enough in english to write and speak it conversationally at least, then I'd encourage you to try reading what you wrote out loud, not just in your head. It's honestly pretty amazing how that can show how what you think is a normal sentence might actually be terribly awkward.

I'm not claiming to have read all of your story, so don't take this as a real review, take this as some general advice in how to write well. If nothing else, you've made some greentext for the thread, and that's worth acknowledging.

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>>25317434
oh god yes, i'll be waiting for the rest

>ITT
>1) story-anon is autistic edgelord who is has no emotional response to being transported to alt world.
>"oh looks like i can never return home to my friends and family. i cant control it, thus i decide not to feel feelings"
>2) No-one can construct a proper sentence worth SHIT. Fuck's sake, does anybody here understand what a run-on sentence is?
>(also one or two big names but they're drowning in an ocean of shit)
>That's it
>That's all that's in this thread
>Stop being faggots and git gud.

>>25324246
Who are you quoting?

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>>25324246
>i cant control it, thus i decide not to feel feelings
Anon has other outlets for his sorrow.
It bothers me when new arrival Anon's are like that too.

>>25324353
who, edgelord or grammar?
grammar is zzzzzzzzzz, but i fucked up. I'm pretty sure english wasnt his first language
edgelord is the roll the dice guy

>>25324400
fucking, I know right? who decides that this is an interesting read? more often than not, the edgelord story leaks into the grammar-retard category too.

>>25324400
Same.

>>25324246
>Day traumitised in equestria the land of ponies who are also colourful and magic and cute and like really fucking durable did you see that one pony rainbow dash she can crash through walls and shit and only ever gets hurt once ever because the plot demeanded her to be in hospital like twice oh wait i guess it's not just once, nevermind that
>yuo r anon and you were torn from your loving family and its horrible youl never c dem agen
>yu crie a bunch cus its sad and you miss tehm and will neverr se your son bob speak his first words and your wife who is totaly hot and sexy and is a princes of japan and has a cool sword and is a samurai cyborg will go hungry and thats bad
>you cry more with tears and sobbing and more teras and snot comes out because its really serous crying and then you punch a wall
>"Stop punching mah walls you faggot"
>Its the evil redneck pony who brought you here with her evil horse magic and will never understand the pure love you had that she took away because she is a terrible pony who you hate
>"JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!"
>Discord shoots you and you die like a bitch

>>25322654
Keep going, you'll get better by practicing.

>>25324246
Has anyone actually made edgy RGRE green?

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>>25325267
10/10

>>25325293
Why would you ever make anything edgy?

>>25325267
I will find you and i will fuck you

>>25325328
naw just curious

i mean, how long has this thread been goin? over a year? or more?

some guy mustve did it

>>25325293
>Has anyone actually made edgy RGRE green?
Amoeba did. In the second and/or third thread.

Possibly the worst unironic story we've ever had.

>>25325554
>Early days of the thread.
Holy fuck, that was some nostalgia right there.

>>25325720
We still haven't had that mail order bride Anon story finished

>>25325865
> be anon
>be mail order bride
>get sent back cause your a dude
>brides are typically women

>>25325554
What happened to hit man anon in horseland who watched over tiara?

>>25326134
>Be Anon 43 the hitman.
>Used to murder people because murdering is kind of your thing.
>Your new job is much less difficult, but you miss the challenge.
>These days you only have to give a good slap to your targets.
>And since these ponies aren't exactly the cleverest of people, you have the perfect alibi.
>You're a male.
>Apparently these ponies can't imagine a guy actually using violence.
>So as long as your donger is showing, they don't believe what they're seeing and just think they're hallucinating.
>Good thing is these ponies will pay you just as much to smack someone as you used to get for killing them.
>Tonight you are going after a troublemaker named "Diamond Tiara", who wears a tiara.
>Ah, that must be her now.
>Wearing tiara, check.
>At the primary school, check.
>Pony she's talking to is giving the signal, just need to let them clear the area and it's go time.

>You're princess Celestia.
>Anonymous just smacked you.
>Kinky little bugger that alien is.
>Two can play at that game.