I want to be the cute mare

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>>25082233
can i be your handsome anon?

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>>25082233
I want to be the tubby wubby pony waifu

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Guess what.
You never will be a pone

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>>25082263

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>>25082256
Yes sure

>>25080280

>>25082233
I'd rather be a pegasus, but if it actually came down to it, it wouldn't be my place to complain nonetheless.

>you'll never be a cute little mare in Equestria
>you'll never have little hoofsies and or a pretty mane
>you'll never dress up in cute dresses and go to tea parties

>being an otherkin
eww when did /mlp/ sink so low?

>>25082375
There's a difference between wanting to be something and believing you actually are that thing.

I may be a sad little man, but, at least I realize that.

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>>25082375
>not wanting to be called a little pony when you are about to cum

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>>25082233
Daily thread now, OP?
We'll be the cute mare's together in another life, friendo

>>25082341
Why live?

>>25082233
That is a very cute mare.

So the options are:
1. A slow and empty life.
2. A slow and slightly less empty life where someone will call you their little pony.
3. An hero to become the qt mare in another life.
Or 4. Hypnosis.

Anything else to add to the list?

>>25082852
1. Win lottery
2. Purchase farm
3. Populate with ponies
4. Spray paint pones and give them little houses
5. Become one with new equestria

>>25082727
She has a stupid face

>>25082852
>3. An hero to become the qt mare in another life.
>implying

sorry if i can tip my fedora