How would the members of the WWE roster adapt to a world inhabited by compressed horses?
Would the native population embrace the retarded art of professional wrestling?
I really fucking want a Stone Cold in Equestria story.
>Stone Cold in Equestria
>one of his powers is he always somehow has someone throw him a beer offscreen
>Celestia acting as Vince McMahon and being his antagonist
>Iron Will becomes his archrival The Rock
Does this mean that celestia will have a kiss my ass club?
My little pony... IS THE CREAM OF THE CROP!
you knowwwww that there is nothing better than the vulvar winking of a mare
Because human vags are not enough for the MACHO MAN!
ELIZEBEEEETH! I NO LONGER DESIRE YOUR LOVE
FOR I NOW HAVE THE MACHO MADNESS FOR FLUTTERSHY!
I want to snuggle with her while I snap into a slim jim!
None of the other PONIES can compare!
Now listen here BROTHER
All my fans in the crowd can vouch for me when I say
THAT YOUR TASTE IN WAIFUS IS SHIT
Real men know that Applejack is a true AMERICAN MARE
If you insult her, I WILL WRAP MY 24 INCH PYTHONS AROUND YOUR NECK!
WHAT WILL YOU DO
WHEN HULKAMANIA COMES FOR YOU
AND BRINGS BACK THE REAL AMERICA
It seems that the two universes of Macho Madness and Hulkamania are about to collide!
A battle not to defend the belt, but to defend their waifu's honor!
All you wrestlemania fans will not want to miss this!
WHEN THE MADNESS
MEETS THE MANIA
WHEN THE MEGA POWERS EXPLODE
SUNDAY ON PAY PER VIEW
WILL TWILIGHT BE ABLE TO DEFEND HER EWS CHAMPIONSHIP THIS SUNDAY NIGHT IN A FATAL 4 FOUR WAY STREET FIGHT?
DON'T MISS THE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT PPV, THIS SUNDAY LIVE FROM EQUESTRIAS CAPITAL, CANTERLOT AND ON TV FOR ONLY $19.99
I wanna see Jim Ross in Equestria.
Giving commentary to everything.
"BAH GAWD!!! Tirek has broken Twilight in half!!!"