Rainbow Dash agreed to take Scootaloo on a tour of Cloudsdale,

>>25037934
HEY BITCH, DASH IS DEAD AND YOU'RE A CUNT
Then I'd kick her in the stomach.

>>25037934
I would have be just like this scene.
https://youtu.be/-eHr-9_6hCg?t=42s

>>25038278
Look at this edgelord.

Fuck off, you underage faggot.

>>25039267
N8 b8 m88 ir8 8/88 k8

>>25037934
HEY BITCH, DASH IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND EVEN IF SHE LIVES, SHE'LL BE LUCKY IF SHE CAN EVER FLY AGAIN, AND YOU'RE A CUNT

Then I'd kick her in the stomach because making her hate me will distract her from the pain of possibly losing her hero.

>>25037934
>Pegasus
>struck by a train
How the fuck does that even happen?

"I'm so proud of you, little buddy!"

So is Scootaloo still in the orphanage or did Dash adopt her?

>>25037934
I guess I have to learn about the layout of Cloudsdale, as well as finish that jetpack.

>>25041285
>tfw those are the last words Scootaloo will ever hear from her idol

>>25037934
I get Twilight to use her princess magic to turn me into a Rainbow Dash look alike that can fool her (with working pegasus wings and everything, she's an alicorn I know she can do it). Then I go to her house and say

>"Ya ready to see Cloudsdale squirt!"

Someone has to be Dash until the real Dash recovers and I couldn't bear to hurt little Scoot's feelings like that.

>>25042472
"Hey Twilight, Top Cunt got bit by a train. You should probably go and visit her."
>"Anon, I've told you not to call Rainbow Dash that na- wait, what? Oh no! Scootaloo was supposed to be going to Cloudsdale with her today!"
"Well, I guess she's going to have to settle for the Ponyville Hospital."
>"This is serious Anon! We need to find someone that can impersonate Dash, or Scootaloo will be devastated! But where are we going to find another loud mouthed show off?"

Green when?

>>25042556
>sociopathic anon gives no fucks
sure is 2006 /b/ in here

>>25042571
>implying it isn't best Anon
>implying self insert feels Anon is actually good

>>25037934
I'll ask,
>"What happened to your new cutie mark?"

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>>25041264
Flying trains.

>>25038278
>>25040458
>I'd kick her in the stomach

Is that a new meme, or something?
Every time I see a thread related to Scootaloo, someone wants to kick her in the stomach.