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You can fuck celestia for 4 hours everyday. Or you can get paid

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You can fuck celestia for 4 hours everyday. Or you can get paid $1,000 everyday. CHOOSE
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Trick question, Celestia isn't real.

$1,000 every day please.
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>>21461306
Truly, these are the difficult questions in life.
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>>21461306
Money. I'll be a millionaire in 3 years!
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>>21461306
Fuck that shit, She isn't even my waifu

Money, Now.
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Shekels please
>use some of the money to be marshmallow pone's sugar daddy, and thus fucking her whenever i want
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>>21461306
>saving the thumbnail
Fuck your shitty question. Kill yourself.
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>>21461306
Money, so I can make my own medabots and have the family I never going to have
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Only an ant could fuck that Celestial.

One thousand dosh, please.
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>>21461345
>implying rarity can be satisfied with a mere $1K per day
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I'm getting extremely pissed because I can't read the text in the picture. Fuck you and fuck your ants, OP.
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>>21461306
but i got a tengo flip tho..... shrew it
and by shrew it i mean i will shrew celestia!
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>>21461306

I would pay $1,000 a day to kill you every day and then bring you back to kill you again, you ant-posting stupid motherfucker.
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Op is literally a faggot
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>>21461306
>ants.webm
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Fuck her for 2 hours and get $500.
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>>21461421
THIS is what I'm talking about.

Time to fap.
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>>21461413
Kek
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>>21461306
>$1000 a day
>That's about $30,000 to $31,000 a month
>$357,000 a year
>In a mere three years you'd be a millionaire
>Millionaires swim in da pussy
>Get to fuck almost anyone you want because of the crazy amount of dosh you get
Shit, I knew I must have been part jew, my large nose was evidence enough. I'll take the shekels and use muh money to get enough power to fuck the goyim princess anyway.
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Money
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>>21461306
Fuck Celestia, collect marecum, sell it to bronies.
Get money and pussy
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>>21461306
I would fuck Celestia.
I just want to know what horse pussy smells and feels like.
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>>21461306
Is the $1,000 pre-tax or after taxes?
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>>21461504
I know right?

I take the shekels and buy some horse pussy.
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>>21461547
This is the race I'm fighting for, jesus christ 14/88.
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>>21461547
Good god how does it even feel to be that fat? It can't be comfortable to have all that useless flesh just fucking hanging off what little muscle you have.
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>>21461306
Not even my waifu. Give me money and I'll fund a project for pone waifu bots.
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>>21461306
Granting that I wouldn't always be forced engage in sexual intercourse during those 4 hours with Celestia - that I also could choose to merely hang around with her if the fancy strikes - I'd choose Celestia.

Money can be obtained by other means, whereas Celestia cannot. Anybody who'd take the money is a filthy casual.
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>>21461436
Fuck her for 6 min. and get $975.
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>>21461630
this
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>>21461306
Could we maybe, cuddle and talk a bit?
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>>21461306
Holla holla

Get dolla
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>>21461413
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Well my waifu is Twilight and I'm not cheating on her ever, so I'll take the money. I really need to upgrade my computer anyway.
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>>21461630
ITT:
Judaism pays off.
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Choose Celestia, have sex, she rewards you by magically making as much human money as you want.

See? easy
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>>21461717
>Not waifuing Sunbutt
>Choosing inferior 'princess'
Disgusting.
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>>21461306
I take the money.
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I ain't passing up on 365k a year nigga
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>ITT: Faggots that dont want horsepussy
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4 hours and 1,000USD both seem like excessive values. Frankly in both cases, I'd only end up using a small portion of the full amount each day. Too much. Silly, really.
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>>21461845
>Too much money
What are you, a commie?
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>>21461842
>this
and I thought I was on /mlp/, not fucking ponychan
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>>21461306

does the 4 hours include cuddling, kissing, and hanging out / napping together afterward?
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>>21461842
>Implying you can't use your massive amounts of dosh to get horsepussy
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ITT: plebs who need to an hero immediately.
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>>21461872
>sunbutt
>royal princess
>basically married 4 life with her
>implying she wont let you stay at her castle as royalty and enjoying some sweet sweet pony ass
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>>21461866
money is a powerful motivator

one could take the money, convert to bits, and purchase the services of a mare every night.
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>All these faggots who don't praise the sun
Sunbutt is best waifu, faggots. And you're a tasteless faggot if you don't want to cum inside her.
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>>21461907

Enjoy your whore instead of a literal goddess who can raise the Sun itself.

Pleb tier fucking loser.
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>>21461922
PRAISE THE SUN
R
A
I
S
E

T
H
E

S
U
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>>21461922
>10000 times THIS

>mfw this entire thread
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>>21461306
Why must you make me choose such a hard decision anon well since celestia isn't real money now please but if it creates a celestia then I'm gonna pick sunbut all day
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>>21461313
>>21461942
>not real
>not real
>not real
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>>21461306
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>>21461922
SUNBUTT BEST WAIFU
PRAISE THE SUN MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>21461967
Wtf
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>>21461922
>>21461934
>>21461937
PRAISE THE SUN
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>>21461981
what's that OC name
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>>21462003
>oc
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>>21461922
>>21461934
>>21461937
>>21461981
>>21461989
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>>21461306
1000 dollars I worth more than 3 of my pay checks
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>>21461306
I'll take the $1000, so I can buy prostitutes 10x more attractive than her.
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>>21462019
ABOUT as much as 3 of my paychecks I meant
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>>21462024
>prostitutes
>attractive than sunbutt
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>>21461306
Fuck you sunbitch. I'm loyal to my waifu.
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>>21462024
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>>21462068
See
>>21461922

Fucking faggot.
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>>21461923
don't delude yourself, buddy, you'd get bored with will her or vice versa. you're nothing special.

Variety is the spice of life, after all.
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>>21461630
You can only go for 6 minutes.
God, you're weaker than a cancer patient
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>>21461306
fuck her for two hours every day and get paid $500 every day. sometimes you have to make some compromises in order to maximise your shekels. I'm still gonna be a rich bastard and a get to fuck celestia every day. Maybe i can spread out the hours to maximise the time spent with her.
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>>21462081
>getting bored of horsepussy
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>>21462081
>Implying one is able to get bored of Celestia
You're fucking retarded.
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>>21462104
Hahahahahaha oh man I have never seen a meme turned into a mii
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>>21461306
Of course I pick Celestia. She's the best waifu in the show. Only faggots would pick money or another pone.
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>>21461321
>She isn't even my waifu
Faggot found.
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>>21461306
Celestia is the only option.
And i can sell porn with actual magical alicorn princess to you, horsefuckers.
$357,000 per BD
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>>21461628
>money can be obtained by other means
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>>21461306
Easy choice is Celestia, who would need money when you have an immortal mage horse for 4 hours a day to do your bidding?
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>>21462105
She's not real, you're the one retarded here.
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>>21462191
Oh my, i can start fucking youtube videoblog and became a second pewdiepie.
Mother told me once that she have some jewish blood.
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>>21461306
I want Celestia to pee in my gaping butthole, hitting just the right spot on my prostate with her hot, forceful stream
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>>21461306
Not all people wants to fuck Celestia, some are loyal to their waifus. Of course they'd pick the money.
OP is just a retard sunshit who wants to force his waifu onto everybody else.
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>Take the money
>Get into stock trading
>Earn fuck-tonnes more per day
>Buy some land, build an office building and hire hundreds of scientists to work there
>Get them to work on curing death, and finding a way to wake people from cryogenesis
>Freeze yourself
>Get woken up
>Cure death for yourself and your scientists
>Hoard your information, no-one else can know but you and your scientists
>Continue to live to see the day that space travel and FTL is a regular thing, and travel among the stars looking for the land of Equestria using space age navigation and scanning equipment
>Eventually find it
>Probably already be dust by the time you find it though due to how slowly light travels in the grand scheme of things
>No problem
>Use the FTL drive to travel backwards in time to whenever you want during the planets development
>Enslave the entire race using your superior technology
>Have the entire world as your cocksleeve
>Realize that the entire planet is not the one you were looking for but actually just a cheap knock-off of the one you want
>Leave and keep on searching for the right planet
>Probably spend hundreds of years looking and finding the all the wrong planets
>Eventually find the right one and enslave them too



Why would you not do this?
It's almost like you're trying to be retarded
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>>21462300
You're the retard for not wanting to fuck glorious Sunbutt. And then you're going to tell me that you don't praise the sun. Like a real faggot.
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>>21462300
>Use the FTL drive to travel backwards in time
I'm not sure that's even theoretical but I'll go with it.
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>>21461306
Fuck the sun, get in good with her, acquire affluence from the sun ass, use affluence to curry favors from the local pone nobility in exchange for mad cash, buy out the pone nobility's assets from under them, and then become king.

It's like you fags can't Machiavelli. Git gud.
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She's not real, also she's not luna. Would take if it was a three some with the two though
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>>21462240

Are you Certain?
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>>21462535
>She's not Luna
>Wanting to fuck Luna even though her sister is already perfection in pony form
You disgust me.
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>>21461306
The money.

4 hours is a LONG time. I only have so much free time, ya know.
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No amount of sex can tempt me from the prospect of money
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>>21462612
You clearly have no taste whatsoever.
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>>21462881
Moonshine superior to sunny d
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>>21461306
I wouldn't get out of bed for a thousand monopoly moneys. I'd pump a billion loads into that white horse.
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>>21462888
Trips have spoken mother fuckers
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>>21462900
Dubs confirm that trips confirm
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Take the money
then buy a hrose and dress it up like sunny
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>>21461306

>sunbutt

I'll take the money this time. If it was Cadence or Luna, id have had to think about it.
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>>21461306
>4 hours
what am i supposed to do for 3 hours and 58 minutes when i'm done with her?
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>>21462950
spanking?
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>>21462922
What this guy said.
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>>21461306
>Implying i want to cum inside worst princess
1000$ without a doubt.
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>>21462102

Implying there is any interest past 6 minutes
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>>21462102
Implying you could handle that much ass and pussy. A normal sized pony I can understand, but Celestia? Come on nigga
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>>21462888
>Moonshine
>80 proof
This rustles the jimmies.
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>>21461306
Wait your saying there's an option OTHER than horse pussy?
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>>21463218
I was too lazy to find one that had a 170+ all the ones that I did find were blurry or ant sized. Also it looks pretty gud
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>>21461306
I'll take the money.

So I can live the ez life with my waifu.
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>>21461306
OP is a faggot.
There is not enough info to make sensible decision!
Does she know me? Is she ok with me fucking her? Is she bound by some kind of contract to let me fuck her? Where does money come from? What am I getting paid for? Whats the cover-up for getting this kind of income out of nowhere? Do I have to pay income tax for it? Can I just go and meet with Celestia? Can I let her fuck me instead? While still getting 1k$/day? Does it count as a loophole?
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I will fuck my $1000.
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>implying Celestia is for sexual
Shekels plx
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>>21461306
As much as I pray the sun, i'll go with the money.
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Celestia, because having someone that actually loves me is more important than having a lot of cash
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>>21462888
Motherfucker I have relatives who live in the deep south. Normally I wouldn't think this is anything to be proud of, but i'm just trying to say i've actually drank real moonshine.
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>>21461547
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>>21461306
four hours is too long and sex would get boring

at least with $1000 a day I could stop working
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