Newfag here, still getting used to /mlp/.
It's safe to leave my chocolate milk here, right?
I'm going to assume yes.
It is dangerous to go alone newfriend
I'm fire marshal Bill Burns, and though this thread is fun for old and newfags alike, it can prove to be... A HAZARD TO LIFE AND LIMB!
Let's say you're posting some bait for the trolls, you're chuckling to yourself, you're imagining the chaos you'll cause, when somebody says "Hey! there goes princess celestia having buttsex with discord!" You turn around to take a gander and BOOM!
Ya look like you just lost a fistfight with Captain Hook! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Say, those are pretty nice trips you got there, sonny!
Let's say you're at the hospital browsing 4chan, just got trips, you're happy, you're high on your own victory, and you decide to call up your friends and let'em know! but! in the heady rush of victory, you accidentally pick up a nearby defibrillator!
Don't worry about me folks! When you've been hit by lightning as much as I have, you hardly even notice when your heart stops! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ok, folks! one last demonstration and my job here is done!
Let's just say that you ahve a great idea for a pun, but you post it without thinking it through, causng a severe backlash, like so.