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I'm being watched...

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So I'm sitting in my mom's dining room messing around on the internet waiting for my mom to get home and her old ass boyfriend is sitting here with me. All of the sudden when I was watching some YouTube video, he starts watching my screen. I tell him after awhile that if he's bored of waiting for my mom that I'd turn on the television for him. He said he was more interested in what I was doing. I told him I was into some "weird" stuff, so I switched to pony stuff to try to make him leave, but he wouldn't. He said we're all into some weird stuff and all have fantasies, but as long as it stays a fantasy it's fine to indulge yourself...

>mfw it sounds like he's referring to something sexual
>mfw i feel the need to clop now that he sort of brought it up
>mfw i'm a femanon
>mfw
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>>20398674
I have no idea what the point of this thread is.
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>mfw i feel the need to clop now that he sort of brought it up

Well anon, it's time to take the plunge to full horsefuckery.

Also your mom's boyfriend sounds like a creeper
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>>20398704
Second

>>20398674
Back to tumble with you
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Your mom's boyfriend has a 50/50 chance of trying to molest you.

Probably should learn to defend yourself. Or get a gun or some shit.

Just a heads-up.

Also, if he doesn't rape you, 50/50 chance of him being a snarky bro or an inappropriate asshole.
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>femanon
>feeling the need to clop
This is a thing?

Also, no matter how much I agree with "we're all into some weird stuff and all have fantasies, but as long as it stays a fantasy it's fine to indulge yourself", that just seems wrong time wrong place to mention it.
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>>20398674
>Interested in what "you"'re doing.
>We're all into weird stuff.
>FemAnon.
If you're a teenager he is either trying to molest you or awkwardly trying to make it seem like "hey, everyone has kinks, no need to be ashamed because you're a teenager."
If you are NOT a teen, he is definitely trying for the sexual.
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>>20398674
Open your browser and google "molestation lawsuits" or something like that. Then go to the bathroom and return 5 minutes later.
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>>20398674
lol OP is underage
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>>20398674
He sounds like a creeper. Get mace.

>>20398900
>femanon
>feeling the need to clop
>This is a thing?

Gee wilikers Batman, It's almost like girls have sex drives too!
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>>20398674
He wants to fuck you.
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>>20399316
That's crazy talk, Anon!
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>>20398866
>>20398932
>>20399073
>>20399316
>>20399396
If this is the popular vote, then I actually am concerned. I feel like I really should get my mace.
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>>20398732
If he does keep creeping, I'll probably start playing Banned From Equestria [Daily] or a Tiarawhy game just to freak the shit out of him.
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>>20399637
"oh, she's playing a sexual game and doesn't care I see. She must want sex".

This could be easily misinterpreted.
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>>20398900
I have trouble getting off if it's not to ponies, actually.
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>>20399641
I really really want one of these. I heard they're being researched/tested in India. I can't wait 'til it's a real thing you can buy.

>>20399657
Yeah, that's true... I guess I should just tell him to fuck off.
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>>20399610
Don't get TOO paranoid. 4chan is full of perverts and assumes everybody else is also a pervert.
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>>20399714
That would be a horrible choice of words.
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Should have just ramped up the autism. Talk about how much you hate Twilight's wings.
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>>20398674
Switch to bible black
or alternatively, make him know he's not wanted
/spoiler/Don't get raped/spoiler/
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>>20399862
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>>20399781
Lol, no kidding. But this dude also talked about my mom being "not just a fuck buddy" the first conversation we ever had. That freaked the fuck outta me.

>>20399789
I just cannot win.

>>20399800
And listened to Skrillex and talk about how I'm friends with Tara Strong or something. I don't think he'd get it, though...

>>20399850
I tried that, but it was too long and the plot was stupid. The sex scenes are hot, though.
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>>20399850
>Rape
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>>20399637
You hear Pokehidden is still working on banned from equestria?
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>>20399959
I saw his update video and some new footage, but I haven't heard much after that. I don't check his Inkbunny as much as I should. Have you?
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>>20399948
>and the plot was stupid
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>>20400013
Maybe I'll watch it again, but I was just in the mood for watching sex scenes at the time.
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>>20399948
Go and watch tv. If he follows, go back to the computer when he sits down. He should get the picture quickly.
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>>20400059
My mom has come home by now and he just left just now. I'll do that next time, though.
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>>20400099

have you told her about his creepy nature?
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>>20400052
I meant: who the hell watches it for the plot?
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>>20400127
I've mentioned it, but she excuses it as him being "quirky" :/

>>20400135
I do! All the time! I like a plot in my hentai. I like getting attached to the characters. That's why I prefer doujinshi to hentai any day.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bQwin3Vv0k
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>>20400003
He made his own website when his tumblr was shut down a while ago. I never saw an update video, unless you are talking about the update from newyears 2012/3. He's adding a lot this update.
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>>20400173
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXp51MQnPEg
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>>20400171

welp if you can perhaps moving out would be best or just staying with a friend while hes at your house maybe then your mom will 'get the hint'
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>>20400173
Now I have an image of Gary Brolsma in my head. Thanks fucker xP

>>20400204
Well shit! Link me! I could use a good clop before the long day I have tomorrow. Wow, that sounded completely retarded.

>>20400220
This is fucking gold. Downloading.

>>20400226
I don't live with my mom. I live on my own :D
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I've got nothing to say OP so I'll just say hi.
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>>20400257
>XP
>:D
>femanon
>letting your parents near your house
lurk moar or stop baiting, but since you seem legit, lurk more
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>>20400257

and you willingly let him in your house why?
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>>20400257
http://equestriaafterdark.org/2014/04/game-banned-from-equestria-daily-v1-4/
Here is the game.
pokehidden.net
His website
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>>20398674
>watching my little pony is being into "some weird stuff"
>you're a girl
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>>20400285
Hi to you, too! What's up?

>>20400300
I'm at my MOM'S house visiting. She's not at my place.

>>20400333
It's not my house, it's my mom's. I can't just do what I want.

>>20400347
Thanks!! Though, I already have this version. But still! Thanks!
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>>20399610
Yes! If nothing happens then you won't need it, BUT if something happens you will at least have protection. At best, it's just slight paranoia. It's better not to think of the worst case scenario.
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>>20400376
That's another reason I was weirded out. Why did he jump to something that could be interpreted as a sexual statement in the first place? It's more socially acceptable for me to like ponies, but he jumped to the "fantasies" thing right away. Stupid old fuck.

>>20400407
That's just what I need, more rape. /sigh
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>>20400391
Out of all the male MLP characters, which do you think has the biggest or smallest shlongger?
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>>20400391

ok so don't visit her when he's there she will eventually see a pattern
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Why are you feeding this attention whore? Burn in hell bitch I hope fag of your mom rapes you.

Oh look at me imma gurl and I k-klop im so speciul cuz i cum from broken home and there is this weirdo of my mum givin me looks men ar sexist he is invading my mental space and expanding on the rape culture this very moment!

>2017
>having divorced parents

shiggy
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>>20400473
She'll now call you a neckbeard or a troll and consider herself the victor. It's hopeless.
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>>20400437
I guess smallest would be Pound Cake because he's a baby, but besides the weird foalcon that I just thought of, I guess Pipsqueak or Featherweight. Biggest would probably be Discord since he's so much bigger than ponies. Maybe Cerberus since he's HUGE. Or a dragon? A double dicked dragon is really sexy to me...

>>20400454
The shitty thing is that I can never predict when he'll be here. He just shows up.

>>20400473
That was very good! You really captured the phenomenon of the troll mentality. It was really hilarious! Do more, it entertains me.

>>20400514
Close!
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>>20399948
I think this might not be perversion, but awkwardly trying to get in touch with you and show you he's a cool guy.
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Y'all niggas gettin' rused this isn't even a girl fuck /mlp/ get it together
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>>20400473

>22nd century

>marriage

welcome to the new order

every marriage is doomed to divorce

it is the way now
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>>20400529

Tirek, because he can steal all the horsecock in Equestria to expand his own dong.
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>>20400529
Allow me to rephrase my question, ya beaner. What PONY has the smallest/largest fudder nudder that isn't a foal? Chink bastard
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>>20400565
So does this mean he can have the smallest and largest dong?
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>>20400596

Even at the same time.
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>>20400514
It doesn't matter what she sez. All that matters is if some fellows out here who still own some brain lefotovers supports my way of thinking. That way I'm reassured this is still my environment, not normalfags'.

>>20400551
>>20400556

Take example of these guys, core mlp.

>>20400529
You bitch so beg for attention you don't even hide it. It's not even like you are one of us (then it would excusable but nobody here likes your personal blog)

If you had an actual problem with yo mom weirdo you would just leave or tell him to shut the fuck up, you are a little shit and you want him to rape you but you want us to convince you he is evil because you are provoking him you emotional sponge.
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Have you considered having hot, wild sex with him?
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>>20400538
You could be right. He has this almost awkward, dopey air about him when he talks like this. It still creeps me out, though.

>>20400565
Oh my god, you are so right!! I'm still hot for a double dragon, though.

>>20400551
Fuck you too, faggot. Everyone can tell by the way I'm talking that I'm a girl.

>>20400592
My bet is on Shining Armor. He must have the cock of an Alicorn to please Princess Cadance. Smallest is still Pipsqueak or Featherweight.

>>20400596
No, because even in his weakest state he's still bigger than a pony.

>>20400656
No. Gross. He's old.
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>>20400644
Good, but not enough mindless swearing. That's what makes trolls on these boards so funny. No censorship can make things really crazy really fast here. More swearing please!
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>>20400684
>Smallest is still Pipsqueak or Featherweight.
I JUST FUCKING SAID NO FOALS YOU LIL CUNTERFONZ SUPREME. NOW, IN YOUR OPINION, WHICH HORSE DO YOU THINK HAS THE TINIEST DUKEY HOWZER?
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>>20400684


Hurr durr an there is this weird old guy ma' mum boyfriend first conversation I had with him he was like open to me that mum is not just fuckbuddy! What a weirdo! sympathize with me! I'M A GURL COMFORT ME! I FEED ON ATTENTION! I would still fuck him tho if he wasn't old.
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>>20399641
>2014 year of our princess
>thinking using this isn't suicide
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>>20400684
Prove it. Prove your Gender.
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>>20400684
Which pone would you fuck?
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>>20400684
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
opinion? would you fuck this kid? what is the minimum you would do? favorite ice cream flavor?
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>>20400706
What a troll is it not girls? Oh he must be a troll cuz he is so ridicules and agressive towards me. No one who is serious could act that way towards me because I'm a girl and I know best! I'm perfect! Also attention please.
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>>20399610
It's all in context of the actual situation. He could have just been trying to make conversation... But the way you described it made it out to be creepy.

If someone didn't get the hint they had to go and stop looking over your shoulder at your monitor, they're either awkward or creepy.
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>>20400644
Don't worry. I'm sure most of these fags in this thread are just bored because we only had EQG to talk about for the past couple of weeks. Surely, they couldn't genuinely be interested in someone's filthy 3DPD whore opinions.
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>>20400813
I guess you are right, should I get some sleep?
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Are you Claire Corlett?
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>>20400721
WELL, SHIT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE AN OPINION ON THAT?? I DON'T FUCKIN' KNOW, I GUESS CARAMEL BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT AND HAS WEIRD EARS. THERE, YA HAPPY FAGGYNUT??

>>20400723
Honestly, you're disappointing me without enough swearing. Fine, let's move on to radical opinions and plain insults. Let me see what you've got.

>>20400736
You're lucky my gender is also female because I would have had your ass about the distinction between "gender" and "sex". How exactly am I supposed to prove it?

>>20400747
Shining Armor or Pinkie Pie. Shining because he's a Prince and I just find him attractive. Pinkie because clop games have pretty much painted a picture for me of what she might be like in bed.

>>20400771
Eh, it doesn't have enough rage behind it. Doing a caricature of me is fine, but it's not exciting. But some effort into it faggot!

>>20400800
He talks like this all the time to me. Like, "I've made certain life choices with lovers and it's all an experience" and "everyone has their own preferences for what turns them on". He doesn't seem to know he's being creepy.
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>>20400934
No. Who the fuck is that?

>>20400766
No, he looks like a fucking tard. I'd shake his hand. It's a tie between birthday cake flavor, cotton candy flavor, and rose flavor.
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>>20400938
>How do I prove my gender?
If het, go take a pic of you taking dick
If gay, go take a pic of you eating puss
If non-binary, kill you'reselve
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>>20400938
>You're lucky my gender is also female because I would have had your ass about the distinction between "gender" and "sex". How exactly am I supposed to prove it?
Post a video of you screeching really fucking loud like a pterodactyl while doing backflips. Naked.
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>>20400938
>this tryhard eloquence while being stupid
>How exactly am I supposed to prove it?
>being this new
>that replying to every post

kill yourself
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>>20400978
I better get my gun out then. That's the only option that was applicable.
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ITT: LE REDDIT I'M A BITCH AMA SESSION
4CHAN PLS LEAVE THIS THREAD
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>>20400966
Okay same question but instead of the Fedora Faggit, an average black hoodrat with the IQ of a brick. Do you like Choco Tacos?
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>>20401003
I like replying to every post. That's just something I love doing, much like you love being a dick sucking faggot. To each their own, asshole. And I'm not new, I just lurk most of the time.

>>20401001
No, of course. Why did I expect anything different?

>>20401049
I've been with a few black guys, and it was different every time. One was fat and had a small dick, one was thin and had a big dick, the last one was thin and had a huge dick. It's ok, but too big is too much. The huge guy was too big, the big guy was big enough. I wouldn't have sex with a stupid guy, no matter the race or origin.

>>20401035
HOLY SHIT DAT SOUNDS LIKE MEH.
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>>20401101
>>20401118
I'm honestly surprised we made it this far without any honest dumbfuckery. Thanks for breaking the streak douchefags.
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>>20401093
...do you or don't you like choco tacos?
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>>20400966
>being this new
I could tolerate the "I'm a girl gimme attention and ask me questions about life :D" shit you're doing as a one-time thing so who cares, but if you really don't know Claire, you shouldn't be posting, you filthy newfag.
Was that "lurking" you were talking about for a single week, 30 minutes a day, before you decided you were experienced enough to do this?
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>>20401148
>a bunch of newfags genuinely and kindly asking the newfag attention-hungry whore about her sex life on /mlp/
>no dumbfuckery until someone posts a /b/ meme

You're joking, right? You're not really defending this thread, right? If there's anything that belongs on /b/, it's this thread.
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>im femanon
And this is relevant... how? Not being a dick, but just curious.
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>>20401148
Evil never wins.
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>>20401152
I've never tried it! Only vanilla ones so far. I think I'll stick to those, actually.

>>20401156
I never put ANYTHING in the original post that asked to give me attention and ask about life. I just though /mlp/ would get a kick out of such a wild story. It honestly freaked me out and this was the first thing I thought of doing. If you don't like the way I do things in my own thread, you can gtfo. And just because I don't know every little reference or slang from being here doesn't mean I'm a newfaq. I have a life, I don't spend all day, every day here.

>>20401190
This was supposed to be about ponies and clopping, but people got sidetracked and asked a few things. And I'm not talking about my sex life, I'm talking about my mom's creepy boyfriend being creepy. It has nothing to do with my actual sex life. People asked some questions, I answered them. But that was never my intention.

>>20401237
I thought making it clear that I'm female would add an extra layer of creepiness to the whole thing. You know, 'cause it's already creepy in the first place, but since I'm a young girl and he's an old man it's hella creepy :)
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>>20401270
Give me your skype pls.
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>>20398674
As a person with dark... no wait, very dark fantasies, I've got to say that your mom's boyfriend makes a valid and enlightened point. Maybe he just wants to, you know, befriend you. It's not like your the child of the person he's dating or anything. Show him the pony, be friends, and heed his advice.

(But as always, keep sharp to the intentions of those around you.)
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>>20401270
>I've never tried it! Only vanilla ones so far. I think I'll stick to those, actually.
...honey, you ain't livin' life to the fullest

>>20401298
Do it! I'm sure he's a great guy! ...pic related.

Overall, I think you should kill the old man before he kills you, just sayin
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>>20401313
>Show him the pony, be friends, and heed his advice
This was funnier than it should have been, thanks for making my night anon.
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>>20401270
>Comfort me! COMFORT ME! I JUST WANTED TO SHARE MY EMOTIONS WITH YOU! IT'S SO NO TRUE IT WAS FOR ATTENTION THAT'S WHY I'M DENYING IT OVER AND OVER NOW TO MAKE IT CLEAR!!!

>lel if yuo don leik things gtfo

bitch reconsider where you are. It's not your personal treehouse it's ours

>AND LET ME POINT OUT ONCE AGAIN!!! I WUS TRYING TO HAVE DISCUSSION I REPEAT IT WAS NOT FOR ATTENTION! THAT IS WHY I SO HAD TO MENTION MY GENDER IN THE FIRST PLACE! NOBODY WOULD COMFORT ME IF THEY ASSUMED IT'S A GUY FREAKING ABOUT OTHER GUY

>let me point out one more time. It was not begging for attention in the first place, oh actually I was so you would give me more comfort :)
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>>20401270
You're sent to equestra and while you're adjusting to life there you find that all the casual sex threads were true, a stallion walks up to you with an erection and asks you for sex, what do?
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>>20401379
I spread my legs for a big cock like a whore I am and get impregnated. Later I give birth to abomination colt centaur and molest him untill his teenage years when he commits suecide due to being different and molested all his life.

>>20401366
I think you are overextending it :*

>>20401322
I already mentioned I'm not a guy! What kind of proof do you want?

>>20401298
Sorry I'm not giving it to strangers.
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>>20401298
Fucking hell no! I know how it works around here. Just posting a censored picture can end in months of harassment and trolling.

>>20401313
He does, I completely agree, but it came out of fucking NOWHERE. It really made me feel uncomfortable. And he just kept going on and on until someone turned the television on.

>>20401322
Sorry, but the sistas don't turn me on like the bruthas do. White pussy is so sweet...

No way dude xD And this bf does work on swimming pools... I'm sure no one would question it if he suddenly... drowned...

>>20401366
Ugh, so much greentext.
>fuk u, its my treehouse too fucktard.

>>20401379
Am I pony or not? If I'm a human, I say yes, especially to Lyra for obvious reasons. Ponies are smaller than horses so it wouldn't be too much. If I'm my OC, then I'm already a prostitute pony. I'd say yes, for about 50 Bits ;D
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>>20401436
>>20401439
>two different people are shitposting
Okay this is gold.
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>>20401439
She is fake. Please leave.
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>>20401322
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>>20401439
How much do you weigh?
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>>20401533
Two tones. I'm one of these clishe Helgas. When it comes down to movement it is faster for me to roll than walk.
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>>20401476
I know it looks like I am, but I'm actually not. Being taken for a fool is no fun and posing as a girl on a forum is the lowest form of attention whoring, but I actually am female. I know you won't believe me, but I just thought a little assurance would maybe change your mind.... maybe.

>>20401533
I'm not telling you! I'm light enough, how's that??
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>>20401560
>light enough
overweight confirmed

Pls go back to Tumblr
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>>20401560
Ever dreamed about getting raped?
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>>20401560
You know what I am talking about! You are fake because you are usurping me that's all. I'm the OP.

>>20401533
57 kilos
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>>20401576
>nope
I don't really use Tumblr, actually.

>>20401578
A lot, actually! It's never scary for me though. Well, sometimes it is, but it always turns into more of a sex dream than a nightmare. I don't know why I think that because rape is always terrifying, not sexy. Well, not sexy for the one being raped at least.

>>20401592
Sure you are buddy. You keep tellin' yourself that.
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>>20401635
You ever think about having sex with minors? Bringing them their first sexual encounters and whatnot. You like Duran Duran?
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Why is anyone giving this tumblerina attention? protip its a tranny
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Have you ever written any green text?
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>>20401635
>admiting to fantasise about rape

are people supposed to believe that's me?
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>>20401666
damn
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>>20401635
Found a pic of you, OP.
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>>20401712
I'm not sure if you were trying to insult OP or something, but that pic is pretty fucking unf.
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>>20401712
more like
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>>20401731
>underaged
Pretty accurate
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>>20401663
Yeah, it's really erotic to me. Young, inexperienced guys have so much energy! And you can train them any way you want...

>>20401666
Because the conversation had gone the direction of people who are discussing the original post, trolls, people asking why this topic is getting attention (like you), and people asking random questions. Oh, and there's one guy trying to pretend he's me or something.

>>20401682
>nevar

>>20401705
Nope, because it's not.

>>20401712
Lololol, what the fuck xD

>>20401731
OH MY GOD. That's more like my sister, tbh. She's a fucking loser.
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>>20401783
Ever fucked a kid? Ever been in a three way with your sis? favorite lamp?
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>>20401802
No. No. Lava.
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I can't even tell who is the real OP anymore.
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>>20401828
(S)he should have used a tripcode
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>>20401783
>xD

>>20401635
>I don't really use Tumblr, actually.

OP pls
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>>20401802
I love lamp.
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>>20401828
It's obviously the one who's making sense, NOT the one who's posting nonsense.

>>20401849
>srs
I only follow pony blogs on Tumblr. I don't actually post.

>>20401863
Yeah, he's a pretty cool guy.
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>>20401872
>I don't actually post.
You should apply that philosophy here too, OP.
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Dis thred is stopid, nuwun cn tel hoo iz trollin hoo, shut it down.
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I mean if you want to get your creepy dad off you ass, then just find a qt bf
Simple, right?
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>>20401904
You should apply the philosophy of getting your dad's dick out of your mouth.

>>20401910
na u iz stopeed fak u troll keel ursalf

>>20401946
He ain't my dad xP Wanna be my awesome bf anon? If you beat this guy you'll get free hero sex ^_^
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>>20401966
Would you rather have a levitating penis float around you and jizzing on you every 11 hours for the rest of your life or have to suck dick for 3 hours straight everyday for the rest of your life?
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>>20401966
B-but you don't have hooves OR crotchboobs..
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>>20401966
>You should apply the philosophy of getting your dad's dick out of your mouth.
Where the fuck else would I put it?

Had fun in this thread. Thanks for killing an hour before I pass out.
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>>20402002
That's too tough a call. Ask something else.

>>20402006
I fucking wish I had crotchtits. I usually look for clop material with crotchtits. Mmmmm.....

>>20402017
You're welcome, faggot.
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>>20401863

LAMP is pretty overrated.
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>>20402127
>Ask something else
Would you rather have a levitating penis float around you and jizzing on you every 9 hours for the rest of your life or have to suck dick for 4 hours straight everyday for the rest of your life?
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>>20402127
quick post your favorite piece of porn
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What are your favorite kind of threads on mlp?
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>>20402154
Ask something completely different, less complicated, and easy to answer, fag.

>>20402166
Don't have one. It changes with my mood.
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He is going to rape you.
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>>20402204
The ones where it's a long greentext scenario that steadily gets more horrifying as it goes on then asks "what do?" or something similar.
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>>20402243
I still hope not. That'll make me turn into a psycho bitch and slit his throat.
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>>20398674
>I'm a femanon
Pics or I call bullshit
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>>20402581
Eh, it's kinda relevant to the discussion, so whatever.
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>>20402581
I'm not crazy, I'm not posting a picture of myself even if it's censored. You'll just have to believe me ^_^
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