American Pony is back and she's earned a name and cutie mark.
Nothing has been written about her yet so writefags this is your time to shine,
if you feel so inclined.
Murica' pony thread go!
Someone mentioned this in the last thread, and I kind of agree with it.
What would you suggest doing about the hair? Manestyles? Colors?
We do have to fix the hair. I like this one a lot
LOL LE EBIN HETALIA REFERENCE XD AMERICA IS MY FAVORITE
you could have just taken a pony with a cowboy head, would have done better than this gruesomely haired thing with a north korean star for a cutie mark
guess american gryphon will hang out here as well.
Reminder that, Amber can kick Aryanne's plot any day.
>Creating a general dedicated to one single OC that's all about 'Murica
Oh, that's great. Infact, why don't we create generals dedicated to all the others, like Sweden, Finland, Canada, Italy, France, and so on? Oh wait, because that would be retarded as hell, just like this thread is.
you should stop designing things if you cant your fantasy a drawn reality
i cnat believe how hard this thread fails to even moderately accurate portray a pony that is supposed to represent a steriotypical america.
here you jughead, watch this for a start:
now get your shit together and stop complaining about people disliking you noodle hair pony.
if you want to wear the big boy pants you need to step up your game anon, you are doing lousy so far
>Oh, that's great. Infact, why don't we create generals dedicated to all the others, like Sweden, Finland, Canada, Italy, France,
O GUES WHAT FAGGOT, mexicans, italians and frenchs do that!!
in all honesty, aside from this star, which i still think looks like a korean star, and this obnoxious hair, it looks generic and meaningless to me.
i implore you to reconsider to give her a cowboy hat of some sort
when i look at america this is most accurate represenation for all country as a whole, yes
you might disagree with me, thats fair, but at least thats what i see as non us citizen
this is what steriotypes are about, rumors and first impression
Good er no?
>LOL AMERIFATS AMIRITE GUISE
Enjoy faggots. With love from Texas.
Looks great man, I like it.
Um, so following this Anons suggestion >>19816182
You know what would make the hair better? What if we made it either blond or just go with a nice muddy brown? I mean if that works, unless you wanted to go Rainbowdash route by having a tricolored mane of red blue and white, but for gods sakes make it consistant at least.
still think it needs refinement, but is this closer to what you had in mind?
indeed, thats how i felt once i finished it unfortunately.
after looking at it, i want the blue part to look more natural, and the red and white parts to almost look like a worn-out and frayed flag end.
Less red-and-white strands of hair (max 2 each), make the red a tad darker than 255 0 0, blue part much darker and only a few sparkles/star (think "Luna").
Also make the red-and-white strands of hair less "parallel" but give them a slightly more natural flow.
I'm not good at this, but maybe a bit more like pic related.
he said, bumping exactly 10 minutes later.
thread is kil, boys
no tears, only chikun now
Is this a little better?
Also, do any of you think she would look good as a pegasus with eagle wings? The color scheme might need to be changed a little to fit well with it.
there was a short discussion in the previous thread, no one really gave their opinions. someone said pegasus and someone else said earth cuz americans engineer their own flight. a couple agreed with earth.
The guy from before here; I gotta admit, I'm not a huge fan of the whole "flag hair", in the sense of "hair looks like an actual flag". Stick to Red White and Blue, but maybe try something like
Apart from that: Great style, keep em coming.
I'd also be for making her a pegasus.
I'd still want to try drawing her with and without, overall it's sorta fun.
I have to agree with you about the hair, it did bug me a little. I wouldn't drop the red white and blue, though. Just making that clear.
Well these are my first few posts on 4chan, and I can't say I've posted pictures of ponies anywhere else.
And this is what she looks like with a couple of little patterns, and the wings. I personally don't like them, they looked a whole lot better when I pictured them in my head. So tell me what you guys think I should drop or keep, and I'll draw some more in the morning (I'm sick and need some sleep). Hope the thread stays alive long enough. I was also too lazy to draw the cutie mark, sorry.
Again, the fag from
this looks pretty sweet. Nice idea with the hooves and just the minimal redwhiteblue in the mane and tail.
How would she look, if the eagle wings were colored in her main color theme?
This is almost perfect imo.
sent in a request in the draw thread for that comic idea. drawfag did the comic, but he used amber instead of liberty. it was still pretty good.
but no, no one has done anything with her yet.
This one's one of the best so far. The eagle wings are pretty out of place and I'd loose the red-white-blue hoof things but the way you did that mane and the color scheme in general works rather well IMO
Good morning, /mlp/.
Here you go, this is a version with red white and blue wings.
Alright, I'll draw her without them next time.
And if anyone has a concept for britpone I can doodle for you aswell.
Here's Irish pone as requested. Is the color of his coat okay? Should he wear a different Irish hat?
Hah, thanks. I don't know about everyone else, but that doesn't really matter to me. You're pretty helpful either way.
I knew you could do it, This is just perfect the eagle/America wings seem to have too many contrasting colors but this is fine. red/white/blue is fine on something that's supposed to be in your face (like a flag or logo) but it just looks silly in this context.
Sorry it took so long, coloring a background takes me forever.
(I mean, military helmets like that are even canon after all
thanks to MWW)
Needs more cheeseburgers.
M1 Garand pone, as requested. Expect more cheeseburgers later.
ALL HAIL THE WHITEST PRINCESS! ALL HAIL PRINCESS ARGENTINA!
holy shit you work fast. went to bed and woke up to like 5 new drawings.
>mfw it would have taken me all day to do one of those
>Some one eats a burger from Mexico
No body cares
>Some one eats a burger who is American
"OMG SEE THEY ALL DO THAT LOOK HOW FAT THEY ARE LIKE RLY WHO EATS BURGERS THEY MAKE YOU OBESE!"
Drawfag tries her best to deliver. And yes, I do use SAI, but I draw with a mouse.
dunno, but i feel like i should learn some SAI since thats what the best artists ive met seem to swear by.
Before I use the curve tool the drawings look like this, (Which is the sketch for the next requested explosion drawing) but I have tried outlining with just the Pencil tool, but then it takes hours because I cut the lines with the eraser to make them look neater. I could do with a nice tablet.
Her name should be Mary Anne.
They are rivals.
Explosion drawing, tried my best. My cough has given me a headache, so I shall treat myself with the best medicine. Loud videogames. Leave some more reqs and I might draw them later.
No one knows what country I'm from man. I could be American. I could be Australian. I could be Canadian. Anywhere, really. Ah the joys of being anonymous.
Regardless, is there any Canadian-specific names anyone would want to give our maple-y mare here?
Looks like shit, her mane looks like a bowl of rooten cheesy macaroni bacon dumped on her gigantic forehead, her body is out of proportion, her tail is way to thin, the rest of her mane is weirdly disproportionate, her belly curves up way too much between the hind legs and the end of the jacket, and not only that but the character is useless since there's already more official america pones out there.
>Sees OP image
>Wow that's terrible
>I should comment on how terrible it looks
>Disregards entire thread to post the same thing that been posted twenty times already
Holy fuck just die already
pones are usually named for their cutie marks it seems, so maple leaf would fit pretty well.
as a canadian, how do you want the colors to look? white and red still, or something else?
>Amber always wants to go out on adventure
>Drags Maple around with her
>Maple doesn't really want to come with, but does so anyways
>Even if she protested, she probably wouldn't be heard
I also want to fit in there somehow that Maple is an alcoholic.
As this might be a thing soon, we should start trying to come up with one thing:
What is it, that Poland-pone cannot into?
so we already working on personalities? sounds fine to me.
i imagine maple is kind of like fluttershy, quiet and overly polite. until she has some beers or someone badmouths her team.
And she is overly passionate about hockey and winter-related activities. She gets energetic when winter rolls around, always goading Amber to play ice hockey with her when the lake freezes over.
That sounds pretty generic.
Why not a bit more like pic related?
Why are we keeping the regular blonde with tri-color highlights look?
Why not platinum blonde, which is practically white, with red and blue highlights or just red highlights and a darker blue coat?
>so we already working on personalities?
Fuck yeah, that's like one of the best parts, man!
I'd imagine Maple being a doll to chat with. She'd be friendly and girly, but has a hidden love for violent sports and beer. And she's a raging passive-aggressive.
Amber'd definitely be the "let's go everywhere and talk to EVERYONE" kind of mare that for some reason just loves to know about what everyone is doing. Despite the fact that she means well, she is pretty nosy at times and it gets her a bad wrap from time to time
And Amber would always be stealing her syrup and putting it on everything she eats.
>Maple eats syrup with everything
>When they were foals, Amber thought it was the weirdest thing
>Once they got older, Maple started noticing her syrup is disappearing faster and faster each month
>One day, she finds Amber up earlier than usual putting syrup on her entire breakfast
>Maple and Amber soon compete over maple syrup, the nector of the gods
I love sibling rivalry, even in it's simplest forms
And Amber would force her to play American sports, and would refuse to play things like hockey because she thinks Maple's interests are boring.
>You're Maple Leaf, local friendly syrup connoisseur
>It's summer time which can only mean one thing
>It's that time of year when your sister decides to break out her homegrown sports
>You don't really care too much for them, but she's your sister
>"Here it comes, Maple!"
>The strangely-shaped ball spirals as it flies towards you
>Oh how you dislike your inability to catch
>At the last second, you guard your face with one hoof and try to reach out with the other in fear
>The ball whizzes right past you
>You can almost feel Amber's sigh
>"You're supposed to catch the ball, Maple! Come on, you do this every time we play."
>Well maybe if her games were actually fun...
"Can we just play a game we both like?"
>Amber comes up to you as you talk
>"But there isn't really a game we both play. I mean, at least that British pony plays that rugby game. You play that ice skating game all the time, but who really does that anymore?"
>You two aren't exactly the best matched siblings, but that doesn't mean she has to insult your interests like that...
"I guess so... I just wanted to... play a game I was at least good at for once."
>You look down slightly
>You didn't like moments like these
>Amber was a good sister, but she had trouble watching what she said about others every now and again
>And it hurts sometimes
>They're usually smaller details
>But they really add up over the years
>You feel her hoof on your shoulder
>"I don't hate the things you like, Maple. We like different things, but I could never hate you for that. That's stupid. Why don't we just have a couple of beers and crack open that new bottle of syrup, huh?"
>You smile slightly
>Yes, she can be an idiot sometimes
>But you love her anyway
Excuses how terrible this story was. I have no idea what the fuck I am doing. That is all
Jesus, rereading it as it's posted. Could this conflict be any more miniscule? Fuck me this whole writefagging thing is harder than it looks.
But America loves hockey, they even have Canadian teams in the NHL. And there is a Canadian Football league too for American football. And even baseball has a Canadian baseball team. Most American sports over lap with Canadian sports and the other way around
I enjoyed it for what it was. It's not like we're going for the next Shakespeare, here.
I like to think they're both competitive at all of their shared sports, but Maple's particularily better at the winter sports while Amber's better at the summer ones.
>Amber secretly enjoys watching hockey, but pretends not to enjoy it in order to get Maple to watch hoofball.
>Maple secretly enjoys hoofball, but pretends not to enjoy it in order to get Amber to watch hockey.
I could not agree with you more about this. I also really like the idea of Amber and Maple being sisters. I think it's really cute. Even though America is a lot younger, Amber is like the cocky older sibling, which is kind of cool. I really like how the design of Amber changed as well, the mane needed some work.
Did you even look at the other works?
>Country Pone General
Should we include Arryane as a representative of WWII-era Germany? Or should the Germans come up with a separate pone altogether?
My new guilty pleasure is Amber and Arryane trying to one-up each other while Maple tries to settle a peace between them that never really works out
>Should we include Arryane as a representative of WWII-era Germany? Or should the Germans come up with a separate pone altogether?
No need to overthink. Things shouldn't be forced too much. Like trying to have a pony for each country by the end of the week or something. Let it develop naturally, that way the cancer rate will stay a bit lower.
Aryanne is based more on the Nazi ideology than Germany. Germany should be it's own separate pone, with Aryanne as an old friend or close relative he/she is desperately trying to make everyone forget about.
I can almost hear Amber humming the Canadian national anthem into Maple's crotch
This... this is going places, gentlemen
Amber acting the "older sister" role in public but pampering Maple's pleasure to its highest point in the sheets.
Maple subtly teasing Amber about it in front of others as often as possible.
Maple being able to use her delicious maple-flavored snatch to coax Amber into basically anything.
F-fuck guys this is an extreme amount of UNF
I don't know how much I can take
>Amber being embarrassed in public because Maple makes subtle references to shit they do
>Amber trying to shrug it off and pretending to be tough
>Amber's thighs getting moist as Maple casually walks in front of her
>Maple knowing what she is doing to her sister
We embarrass if it's for sexual
There's no denying that
As an American, I can say we have GOT to be the most prude nation on the planet. If you've done to traveling I have, you'd know that too.
>Mexico is beard
>but wants to be more.
>"Don't be crude. I can't be gay. Churro and I have been dating for years.
Smile nice, but if you touch me again I'll throw you over the fence you burrito eating bastard.
>Ha ha. See? I love him so much."
>Later, Maple comes over and Mexi-pone is told to stay downstairs, or else.
>"How can I make her love me?"
>He sees several old trophies and photos of Amber in baseball gear.
>"Maybe, if I become really good at baseball..."
I'm this guy >>19839101
Amber is no Mary Sue so if you want a female Duke Nukem as Amber then take your 4th grade shit elsewhere. A good character has flaws. We'll try and account for more non-sexual flaws, but I can see her being a less faggy RD pretty much.
It does make sense for her to be embarrassed by sex I mean seriously have you seen us?
we're okay with blood, gore, and other obscene shit especially in video games, but then
>OH NO A TITTY QUICK COVER IT UP! THE CHILDREN MIGHT SEE HEUGH!
How is she not a pegasus yet?
Airstrikes are our answer to everything. We have an airfield in the middle of a desert where we store planes. Not old planes either, brand fucking new planes.
Huehuehue you're not as well liked as you think, up here. Anti-Americanism is alive and well in Canada.
But that might be a surprise to you since we're so nice and polite, right? People from other countries are like fucking cartoon caricatures to you.
Maple's flaws? I'd imagine she'd be gullible. Not like supernaturally gullible, just gullible. She'd be the kind of girl that you'd be a complete asshole to and she wouldn't really fight back. She'd probably have insecurities related to being out of her comfort zone. Stuff like that.
Dude I'm from Regina. My entire father's side of the family lives up there still. I go back there every other winter. I haven't heard shit about anti-Americanism my entire life living there or any of the times I've gone back. You might be sore about things for some reason, but hey. Not everyone is born to be pleasant.
Some people's children, I swear man.
America is a hopelessly currupt, power-mad nation that bullies others into submission with their ridiculous jacked-up military. The people are so self-absorbed and jacked up on nationalism that they act like the whole world belongs to them. >>19839472 My case in point. And you people wonder why the whole world hates you?
The day the United States crumbles from the inside out from its own corruption will be a glorious day.
I know it's easier just to call me a troll because you don't want to believe that someone from your neighboring country who supposedly 'loves you so dearly' actually hates your guts. Fuck the United States.
>Go on 4chan
>Go on /mlp/
>Find Amber thread
>Post baseless hate
>Reply to bait call
No, you'll see anti-(insert country here) is alive and well throughout the world. Everyone hates someone. And yes, there are Canadians exhibiting anti-American tendencies. Just as there are Americans that hate Canadians. That's just how things are.
People hate people. It's nothing new and everyone on Earth knows it.
>America is a hopelessly currupt, power-mad nation that bullies others into submission with their ridiculous jacked-up military
I wish I could say this isn't true, but it is to an extent. I mean, you are going way overboard and are generalizing like a madman, but there is a bit of truth there. But not every single person that lives here feel that way. Sure, if you go to the South that might be true
behold, my hypocritical generalizing, but most of us hardly give two fucks about power, control, and all that jazz.
>The day human stupidity crumbles from the inside out from its own corruption will be a glorious day.
>I know it's easier just to call me a troll
That is the defacto response, yes? But I won't do that. It's obvious that you have several issues you personally need to address. Stop generalizing other countries and save your own country the embarrassment of generalizing them too.
Seriously, dude. Just stop. There is not one difference you can or will make on an anonymous imageboard dedicated to cartoon ponies. Just stop. It's embarrassing.
Wait, since when the hell did the US start giving a shit about Canada? Isn't the whole running joke that the US literally pays no attention to Canada whatsoever and knows practically nothing except for the stereotypes?
mmk, lets try to sum up what we got so far, gathered from the headcanons people have provided.
>Maple Leaf and Amber Grain are sisters, Maple being the older of the two.
>Maple puts syrup on everything. Amber was initially disgusted by this, but now secretly steals it for some of her own food.
>Amber loves summer, and summer related activities. Maple loves winter, and winter related activities.
>They've done some sisterly 'experimentation' together.
>Amber is ever the alpha, always pretending to be cool with everything. Maple is very passive-aggressive, and will sometimes hint at some things her and her sister have done together in order to knock Amber off her little alpha kick if she goes too far, since she knows it embarrasses her.
>Amber secretly loves hockey and openly loves hoofball, while Maple is the other way around. Amber agrees to watch hockey only if Maple will watch hoofball, and vice versa.
>Maple is somewhat gullible, as she tends to look for the good in ponies. She also has a specific comfort-zone, and gets insecure when outside of it.
But I love you, anonymous Canadian. Even if the rest of the world thinks its a joke.
It's moments like these it makes me sad there's so much anti everything in the world. Can't we all just be citizens of Earth?
Looking good. I do think Maple needs a little more characterization though.
oh, forgot the sports thing.
>Maple is passive-aggressive until it comes to her sport, at which point it can turn aggressive-aggressive. Maple is usually the peace keeper, until this happens, at which point Amber must quickly take up the role.
Living in America's shadow has made me bitter, our entire country is a joke, barely a blip on the international radar, and everyone thinks we're like fucking cartoon characters with the oh-so-funny 'eh' and 'maple syrup and hockey obsession' and all that other stupid horse shit.
God damn it, who the fuck am I kidding here... I mock the Americans for being overly patriotic, but it's just... It's like watching someone you love get made fun of and mocked all the damn time...
I hate this world. I wish this country was a god damn island in the middle of nowhere, away from everyone.
America is just a joke too, but we're that unfunny joke that makes people laugh nervously before they realize we're seriously that retarded and also posses massive tard strength.
>Maple has a thing for blondes, and Alphas from her "experimental" stages with Amber.
>becomes quiet and awekward, sometimes downright silly when Aryanne is around
>Amber doesn't like the implications, or Aryanne for that matter.
>cue bittersweet rivalry between Amber and Aryanne.
Am i doing this right?
every country has shit they have to deal with. for example, everyone thinks americans are all arrogant fat hicks who dont give a fuck about anyone but themselves. you think thats fun to deal with constantly?
But the difference is, America actually carries the weight and international influence to back their shit up.
We have jack fucking shit. Do you fear CANADIAN reprisal? No, you don't. The very thought of it makes you giggle and think 'how cute.'
You may hate America, you may not.
Fuck, you may be American.
Doesn't change the fact that your post is bait.
And I'm just hooked.
The whole maple syrup thing is a joke though. I like to think everyone here knows that.
I don't believe for a second you guys ACTUALLY put maple syrup on everything, are as passive-aggressive as everyone seems to think you are, or that you guys are a joke. I know many people that were born in American that what to move to Canada.
Like what >>19839921 and >>19839938 said. We get are great deal of shit-slinging too. It comes with being alive, really. Now place on Earth is safe from this shit.
So you aren't feared world-wide? So what? Peaceful country sounds refreshing to me.
That's not the point, though. Not at all.
A guy can dream, anon.
I like the idea, but I also feel like Maple would overthink the friction between Amber and Arryane and try to keep the peace
That reminds me. Given our recent foray into the sport, can I get a picture of Amber trying very
VERYhard to enjoy or even play soccer.
Yeah, that's Argentina's schtick.
Not all the time we don't.
We got a pretty bad wrap 90% of the shit we do, dude. Like LOL WORLD POLICE shit. That's so fucking lame.
Say what you will, I still fucking love you guys. At least you don't walk around with blood-stained hands all the fucking time.
>Not pure incestuous love
>Not moving from <Ponypun about British city here> to Ponyville so Amber will stop fighting every pony who knew
If we're going to do this lets do it right.
Maple and Amber are sisters damnit and they love each other
in all conceivable ways
Something about the thought of sending Maple to cool down a raging Amber and having it work almost instantly strikes several heartstrings
>implying the experimentation has ceased
i dont think they plan on marrying each other, if thats what youre trying to suggest. however, that doesnt stop them from assisting each other with urges, or practicing things together.
At least you're actually CAPABLE of staining your hands with others' blood to make sure others don't fuck with you.
Morally questionable or not, the cold-blooded killer still commands respect.
Canada? Military? HAHAHAHA!!
What if Amber tries to help where she can, but sometimes ends up screwing up a bit?
Good intentions with sometimes horrible results?
She's got a bit of insecurity about her screwups that she hides with plenty of bravado
Our military overseas is not just a tool for death. They spend a large portion of time on humanitarian missions, bringing food and aid to those who need it. When a disaster hits, Americans rush in to help.
>mfw one of the things that makes me most proud to be American came from a Canadian
I know, I know. But a bad impression is more significant than a good impression. I can't remember were I saw the video, but so university did a psychological study on good versus bad impressions. Turns out that if someone wrongs you, you will remember that wronging longer than any acts of kindness the do.
Basically, we'd need to become global saints to get a good image.
Now you're thinking. I like it. Adds depth.
That's a bit extreme, labeling it as the American way. But it is something I've noticed a lot of us do when the US does something downright stupid.
mfw we probably would've lost several crucial wars to gain our independence without canadian and french support
Can we get Australia pone in here?
>Amber and Maple don't really go to her house much. Her pets are fucking scary.
Your spelling is awful,
>Tying a war with the US.
but you just reminded me of one of the few things I remember Canada doing. Now to pony it.
>Filly Amber is fighting with daddy Britain, trying to get her own place.
>Unopposed, filly Maple trots into Amber's backyard.
>She burns Amber's nice, white clubhouse down, because she is a loyal colony/child.
>Maple gloats about this victory for the next hundred years.
C-come on, America! Save the day! You're the one everyone looks up to in times of trouble! GO ON! SAVE THE DAY!
WHY COULDN'T WE BE AS GOOD AS YOU?! WHhyyyyy?!
Let me fix this for you
>Filly Amber is fighting with , Maple
>Unopposed, daddy Britain trots into Amber's backyard.
>He burns Amber's nice, white clubhouse down, because he is sick of her disobedience.
>Maple gloats about this victory for the next hundred years.
that reminds me, can we get some concept art for maple? red and white just seems kind of plain, like aryanne with red hair.
id imagine shed make use of red orange and yellow colors, as well as earthy brown tones.
>So many countries with red, blue, and white color-schemes.
Great Britain was such a slut in her youth.
Anyway. Australia is a rough-n-tumble former criminal who wrestles alligators for sport. No one trusts her but everyone respects the balls it must take to be her; because who would want to live at her house?
>Austraila pone owns a ranch home deep in the Everfree, beyond the castle
>Hardly comes out
>Completely ignores Zecora still, despite being the only other company she could have in the forest for months on end.
>Loves her life, but gets annoyed at stories Amber and Maple tell about her.
"Amber for the last time I didn't make up a language, and I don't drink my own urine and call it beer. Stop believing everything she says Maple."
Southern belle (Antebellum South)
Farmers daughter (Midwest)
Cowgirl (Texas and Western states)
Rockabilly chick (1950's-1970's)
Flapper girl (1920's)
Army chick (present)
Jersey gurl (New Jersey)
Hippy chick (1970's)
Mobster girl (1930's)
Surfer girl (California and Hawaii)
Valley gurl (1980's California)
Frontier saloon girl(wild west)
Pilgrim girl (Colonial America)
Add more if you like
Fighter chick (present) I noticed only American girls tend to want to get jacked
I like were this is going. Damn I can't wait to visit Australia when we finally head back out to sea. Aside from the wildlife designed to kill everything, I've heard all good things about Australia.
Never, but this is a design/create-a-pone thread so...
>Amber is a pegasus.
I've said much the same before, but it was drowned out with /pol/ discussion.
>Maple is a unicorn
The only way this makes sense to me is
>Kick trees: receive apples = Headbutt trees: receive sap
>Headbutts are more efficient with a horn.
>Thus, Maple must be a unicorn.
Just thought I might leave some suggestions here.
>Maybe the whole Amber and Maple incest thing could be more ambiguous about it actually happening but it could be a rumor among everyone else.
>After a traumatic event (9/11) Amber became wildly paranoid and started acting aggressive to pretty much everyone else.
>Ruin any horn sucking fetish.
>Horn stabs tree.
>Sap flows free.
>Maple pulls out.
>Sticky, horn to snout.
>Amber comes along.
Horn sucking, horn sucking
horn sucking, horn sucking,
horn sucking, getting crazy
>Maple goes to the next tree~
yes i get that part, but youre missing the part whee youd have to hit a tree with enough force to penetrate it with a dull horn. if your horn is sturdy enough and desensitized enough to do that, sucking on it wont do shit.
My headcanon on horns is they are basically unbreakable and have magical strength, otherwise we'd see one or two broken ones on the show.
Short of Tirek or Discord type stuff, a unicorn wouldn't lose their horn. And if they did, it would usually be a fatal injury.
Australia pone causes 90% of the problems for America pone.
But the banter is the best thing about these threads.
Yes. Maple is dom in bed and Amber is sub. Outside, Amber tries to be cocky and tough and strong, but Maple teases her sexually to throw Amber off her game. She would sublty show her vag, or stretch out or stuff along those lines
Let the cute posting begin... Have fun making your own content today, though. I have to go to work.
All of these things are things, Anons.
They're things most, if not all the Anons here already agreed on.
Waiting for Maple to wrap her toque around Amber's neck and pull her into a kiss.
I have the strangest desire to get the maple syrup in my cabinet and pour it into a bowl, watching the sticky strands slowly stretch out a drip from the hole in the bottle
Ah, I kinda missed that.
For the record, I love US-Americans, Canadians and Australians alike. There's faggots everywhere and I'd even say there are almost more faggots per capita around here.