God tier only
>>19328021
>>19328021
what if we had a bad screencap thread? caps that make you feel bad on the inside.
This was beautiful
This wasn't too long ago
Anyone got the creepy Ponkæ tulpa, or the one where Mexicanon puts churros in SB?
>>19329351
Fuck, I had that one on my phone
>>19329351
Mexicanon.
>>19329351
ponkatulp
>>19328021
no one has the cap from april fools when some anon posted "It's just a cartoon."?
>>19329537
>>19329563
Thanks man
Requesting "Drink from me Strelnikov!"
Actually, requesting anything with Strelnikov.
>>19328021
Don't know if this is considered God tier, but I'm bringing it up anyway since it's coming up.
I was in this YLYL thread. It was one of the best we've ever had.
>>19329898
needs more res
There was this thread where OP had made a Pinkie Pie out of some shit and asked gets what to do with it.
And then ACTUALLY DELIVERED
>>19329898
>He goes by down syndrome now
>>19330370
Was it this one?
>>19328479
Can I get a breakdown on this? What exactly did we do better at?Excuse my ignorance
>>19330507
We actually figured out how to stop the deathstar, where as they just stood around and did pic related
>>19330483
Yep, Danke.
>>19330507
Do you not know what a Death Star does? It blows up entire planets.
John de Lancie, voice of Discord, also played Q in Star Trek and was basically human Discord, so he stopped the Death Star from firing.
A second Death Star appears, but it's magic proof this time.
All programs replaced with porn is a reference to an Avenue Q song, "The Internet is for Porn."
With out the necessary programs the Death Star once again couldn't fire.
When tried on /co/ they didn't put up any resistance and were destroyed.
The quint of god
Anyone got the facebook post with the russian doctor pony and "hind holocaust?'
>>19330928
Oh hey I remember that thread.I proceeded to make a carlos joke.
>>19329746
YOU WANT STRELNIKOV ? YOU CAN'T HANDLE STRELNIKOV ! STRELNIKOV STANDS ABOVE YOU BABY PEOPLE !
>>19331021
more strelnikov
The Cap probably isn't God-Tier, but the Fuck Up sure is.
>>19331098
Even more strelnikov
>>19331130
>>19331130
It's better with this
>>19331294
I can only imagine what horrors wait behind those spoiler thumbnails.
>>19331328
Pretty much this happened probably.
But these threads were often a cover up for porn threads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17OUwT8dhLk
>>19331021
>>19331098
>>19331114
Rest in Peace you glorious bastard
>>19330904
>tfw that was my quint on a caps locking faggot
Feels good, man.
RIP Strelnikov. You will always be remembered-
>>19331630
She found out, AND opened her mouth!
>>19331592
Reminds me of this
>how to deal with attention whores
>>19331707
Oh god he was such a good source of entertainment.
I'm gonna post the Phone Sex threads
>>19331808
>>19331707
I wasn't able to find this post anywhere on the /mlp/ archive. I think he posted that on /v/.
>>19331828
>>19331863
>>19331904
I remember being there. It was a very good day
>>19331921
>>19331934
>>19331954
last one
>>19331707
Holy fuck, I found the thread in the archive. It was indeed a post on /v/. Here's the link:
https://archive.moe/v/thread/129481502
>>19331808
>>19331828
>>19331863
>>19331904
>>19331921
>>19331934
>>19331954
>>19331970
AT LAST! I FINALLY HAVE THE COMPLETE SET!
>>19331808
>>19331828
>>19331863
>>19331904
>>19331921
>>19331934
>>19331954
>>19331970
This is fucking gold. How did I miss this ?!
How old are these things ?
>>19332017
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/17208584
>>19331989
>https://archive.moe/v/thread/129481502
Good job anon, i was far too lazy to look it up myself.
>>19332017
>>19332034
Haven't seen these for a while, so I thought I'd lay them down, glad to know someone likes these
If anyone needs to find the screencaps in the archive just go to https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/123456 or whatever post number. It's great if you want to see what the other anons in the thread also posted.
>>19329563
it has achieved conciousness
>>19332072
>>19332190
It seems to me that /mlp/ likes its feels as much as it's likes its pr0n.
>>19332190
>>19332226
Yeah without the feels /mlp/ wouldn't be the same. I kinda need these feel threads once in while so I can get a good cry and share my worries with strangers on the internet. Sounds gay but yeah I don't care.
>>19332298
>cry
fag...Me too though, sometimes.
>>19332190
Goddammit
>>19331785
Never forget
https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/872073/#873757
Meh. Was gonna screencap, but i don't care.
http://archive.moe/mlp/thread/3780435/
>>19332298
We tend to switch from edgelords to hugboxxers, and back again, seemingly on a whim.
I guess that's what makes us a unique group; we have a wide-range of opinions and we share them relentlessly. It drives away the faggotry we mutually hate,except Rainbow Dash fags, those faggots are persistent.
>>19332390
That was absolutely hilarious. I wonder what became of him.
not my person best but whatever
>>19332390
I guess I could drop the screencap version
>>19332474
>>19332501
This isn't Felix, but it's something kind of similar.
>>19331328
just use the archive
>>19331423
does he not bear an incredible resemblance to that (doughboy) tripfag?
>>19332569
http://westernwestpalm.wikia.com/wiki/Westernwestpalm_Wiki
His wiki for the lazy people
>>19332600
I've never seen a picture of doughboy.
>>19328021
>>19332647
>>19332689
part 1
>>19332714
>Both stories just end in the middle
A tale of two writefags that dont deliver
>>19332724
part 2
Time for some feels
>>19333021
Was posted already, but 10/10 would feel again.
>>19329537
I cri evry tiem :(
>>19330904
Isn't that thread still up?
does anybody have the fluttershy fartsex story?
From a thread about Twalot having Anon as an imaginary friend. Had a chuckle.
>>19333021
I didn't get any feels from this
>>19332298
nigga.... nigga. i cant man ;[
i wrote this awhile ago in a thread about ponies treating you like animals to live with them, but my twist was she didn't want to be dominate over you, she'd just miss you, anon
>>19333997
Is there any more of that?
>>19331707
I still don't know: was he serious or a troll?
>>19331904
>>19331863
What the hell this is the same one
>>19333997
an anon tulpa. how fascinating. i guess her magic is what caught the ball and caused her fall.
>>19330987
... you bastard.
>>19329563
What the heck are they talking about? What's a "tulpe'
>>19331070
underrated as fuck
>>19337767
it's kind of a self-hallucination, basically you can see and hear anything you want or something like that
>>19338166
Holy fuck, I didn't even know there was a word for that shit, I was doing kind of the same thing, but right in the morning, but now I'm glad I stopped before something like that happened.
>>19332627
He made a thread and then it became a desiccation of hate to him. He was not bad looking.
>>19338439
Yeah, it's not a worth it.
Even if everything goes as planned and you get to ''hug'' Dashie, you're messing with your head and there's no telling what might happen.
>>19338588
>>19338439
>>19338166
Personally, I like to think of tulpamancers as self-induced schizophrenics
>>19332190
I love trixie and now im sad
>>19331176
oh god I remember this shit
Not sure if fits but it's kek worthy if you ask me
>>19331222
>Why do they all have dicks
Fuck I remember that.
Never forget the noble work of Lord Tom Cruise
>>19340451
Poart 2
>>19340460
And the end of this amazing pone-ride
>>19340451
>>19340460
>>19340467
Well, so long sides
>>19331970
>>19331954
>>19331934
>>19331921
>>19331904
>>19331863
holy shit i forgot all about that threadand the fact i did the "fun n sexy phonelines"
Haven't seen these feels posted much anywhere, if you like Rainbow Dash I think you'llfeelit.
>>19340664
> if you like RD
Nigga, NOBODY likes Rainbow. That's a myth and trolling.
>>19340664
I d`awwed and felt.
>>19340664
Damn, i don't like to feel on a crippled Dashie story...but i did anyways.
>>19331808
>You will never make a pony shout Huzzah! during sex
Every day, a new feel
>>19330732
Im so honored.
Thank you.
>>19331630
So basically that anon was Maud?
>no caps from before 2013
old /mlp/ is officially dead
>>19342874
>>19342942
>>19340664
Nope, not a single feel for that cunt
Does anyone have screencaps of the time the "Brony of happiness" visited? I only have this little shot.
>>19331904
>>19331863
Dammit man, these are duplicates.
Was wondering why you have more than in my database.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYzm7JbgHc
>>19343172
who?no seriously, i don't know who this is
>>19343172
Here. Spread the happinessThat man can smile
Meanwhile in the Whore Pony Threads a few months ago:
>>19343407
Thank you so much man.
>>19343679
Last 'funny' cap I have.
I have some feels if you want that.
Who would a thunk it.
>>19330732
THE KEK METER HAS BROKEN
From /vp/, but still gold
>>19342874
that's because they've been posted a million times, let some new shit come in
>>19328021
How about the time bateman killed scruffy. Anyone have that?
>>19344242
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S11736594#p11736719
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S18275023#p18277029
>>19343407
Grinned like a retard while reading that.
Thank you brony of happiness.
>>19343950
I've only been to /vp/ once, but I managed to snag this while they had they're own screencap thread going.
>>19331796
lel
>>19332034
>"How old are these"
>Intact dates on every post in every cap
Four months
>>19332226
that's all of 4chan
>>19344436
kek
>>19342874
The thing is that people don't post the older stuff as much, so it's harder for me to get them.
...
>>19332569
That was glorious. I just wish the thread didn't 404 before I had a chance to take it all in. Anyone got an archive link?
>>19343950
Oh god I remember that.
>>19345973
>>19346044
>>19346080
i think is one of the best
>>19342874
Old enough for you, faggot?
>>19346277
>>19344436
Holy shit.
>>19345613
lel, good times
>>19346277
>>19346354
HOLY MONKEY'S BALL. THAT WAS AMAZING
10/10 would read again
>>19346499
Does anyone have "react responsibly"
>>19340614write more
>>19345537
https://mega.co.nz/#!y0xQkLbb!GWcEWxcBz16f_OvspUiagUWRNpdxyMz4r5gvvvLMCKg
A gift, from me to you, Cap Collector.
just dropping some old school in here
>>19347020
DAMN IT AL
Dunno if this was posted yet, but it still makes me kek.
>>19343708
If only we had know how wrong that prediction was. Think of the children that could have been born with all the wasted seed that was spilled on the ground thanks to that delicious pony poon.
>>19346354
>>19346277
Probably would have been better if all the images were expanded, but still pretty gud.
>>19331176
this was beautifull...
>back to lurking
>>19346967
>800MB zip of caps
Today's a good day. Thank you, Capper General. I graciously accept.
>>19331176
I might as well post this one too
>>19328021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29owJuE1JiA&list=UUAHbJU6FFSHbnDtNmWOX3NA
>>19346967
Noooo...the download failed. The server could not find the file. I wonder what's wrong? Is it because downloading in incognito mode on chrome, or is it because I don't have an account. Either way, that was a big tease.
>>19333717
OH god. I dont know why but imagining that in my head was fucking hilarious
>>19353928
>>19328021
>>19353931
>>19353948
>>19353935
>>19353973
>>19332425
fuck, i remember that
>WAHOO
that made me feel
>>19354013
>>19354166
>>19354192
>>19354202
>>19344436
Cool script, bro.
>>19331863
>cheerio
katanagatari reference?
This one was real recent
>>19356367
>Normal has the text too small
>Zooming in makes it too big
Goddamnit anon
>>19353618
>throw it in the garbage person
>>19356367
>Who puts this much effort into a shitpost?
That is quite a good questionStill kek'd heartily at the whole thing
>>19353948
This is the best story I've read in a long time.
>>19353618
Oh god, for chest is still sore from laughing so hard at that guy's filenames.
>>19351289
Never mind. I got it through Firefox.
>>19331423
>>19332600
>>19332627
They actually do look really alike.
>tfw no southern qt 3.14 friend to call you sugarcube
>>19361082
It is me, I survived, went to rehab, now i'm on suboxone for heroin replacement
>>19362199
sorry m8, not believing it that easily
>>19331021
>>19331098
>>19331114
>>19331423
Sorry for being such a faggot, but who exactly is this Strelnikov? Is he like, some Russian guy from a long time ago or some shit? I can see that the posts are from 2011 and 2012, but what exactly happened? If you guys don't mind explaining it to me.
>>19362417
ok I have nothing else to show you, I guess you're just assuming theres another heroin addict doppelganger of me who browses /mlp/
This one consistently impresses me.
>>19362628
Strelnikov was a well-known tripfag who browsed /k/ and /mlp/. If you're aware of Ivan Chesnokov, he's very similar; he made posts in all caps, typed in broken english, and rarely posted anything more than a few sentences long. He was good friends with some of the more respected tripfags, especially those in the old PRONZ threads.
Strelnikov eventually revealed that he had a terminal illness with little chance of recovery. He shot himself in the heart with his father's service pistol so he wouldn't suffer through it. People hold him in such a high regard because fucking everything he posted was funny, and he was an all-around decent guy.
>>19331114
>>19362706
Ahh that explains it, glad I could get up to speed with that, thanks man. I now kind of see why everyone loves it when he's posts are posted.
>>19362651
This makes me wonder... How much do you think it'd cost to hire Morgan Freeman?
>>19362757
I imagine it in Applejack's voice, explaining her apple-osophy.
>>19362757
(>>19362789)
Well, sort of. Applejack+Lao Tzu.
The whole thing is a sort of parody of the Tao Te Ching.
(>>19362815)
Except, not a disparaging parody. It's a sort of reflection that works. It's a parody in veneration.
>>19362634
>heroin
Why does this fandom attract the worst kind of people? I can't say I'm much better, I'm drunk most of the time. I'm just saying, we're pretty shitty people.
>>19362888
I don't think it attracts the worst people, just people who like to escape
>>19361082
Neither of them are Strelnikov.
>>19362888
Would you rather have well adjusted normal social outgoing people here?nice digits
>>19362999
>trips checking trips
Nice.
>>19362898
Good point. Sometimes I wonder how escapist previous generations were. The ease of information now as opposed to the 60s makes seeing horrible things all the more easy, but there were also hippies and Vietnam. I'd like to do more research on this subject.
>>19362999
You too :^)
>>19362706
I'm curious, I remember him a bit, but does anyone know if he really was just a crazy russian, or someone pretending, like did people actually speak with him. I remember seeing him in a few threads back when I wasn't so involved but I've always been so curious, also, I think he had two youtube videos with him shooting pinkie pie but he never speaks anyone got links?
>>19363264
I think the 60's were the start of the generations of esapists
>>19363870
I wonder why I'm such an escapist. Even though I'm in the military, my life isn't so bad and I haven't really seen stuff that is all THAT worthy of making me want to sink into a cartoon.
Screencap to keep it on topic. Also, did you know that you can drag and drop a file right into the reply box?
>>19362706
Ivan is kill too
>>19363835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ02gL_gIgM
This?
>>19365072
Wait, no, it was this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ASA6ZcTzJw&list=UUJvWKf4esZ-aFGnG41Y0KgQ
And this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQS4yu-LaRY&index=1&list=UUJvWKf4esZ-aFGnG41Y0KgQ
not pone, but still good
>>19365101
YES, thank you, can I fuck you?
>>19365515
Shit wrong one
So close
>>19365540
Mmm whatcha say: The Screencap
>>19365540
Anon: breaker of hearts since 2003
>>19366070
You mean 2013
>>19329746
Bumping for "Drink from me Strelnikov!"
>>19366422
OP was indeed a massive faggot. Probably still is.
>>19365023
Nah, Ivan is still around, trip code n all. It was kind of like the situation with Wilis mc Killus, cept there wasn't an angry Trip making a comic about how much of an ass hat you are for making a shit ton of people feel terrible.
>>19360954
My sides. My sides have exceeded the speed of light oh dear god wat do
Anyone have that thread that pointed out the 'Magic Kindergarten' scene in Magical Mystery Cure?
>>19366422
OMG i literally cried of laughter, i just love trips threads
Bumparoo
Does anyone have the jurassic park one? I think they were discussing the fandom.
>>19329251
we need this on vocaroo
>>19343407
Goddamn it I remember reading that thread but didn't stick around long enough to see him post his bright shining face.
>>19371250
>>19363629
Was not expecting that ending.
Fucking amazing.
We /K/ now.
Not pone but here.
>>19364664
underrated post
>>19363629
Shit, this is so good I typed it out and saved it in my pasta folder.
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he dies of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
>>19372026
Perfect. Thank you sir.
>>19372516
>out of cigarettes
>see this
you dick...
>>19364664
>mfw I find activated almonds
This one's a good one I found in the stash.
This will make you cringe so hard.
>>19330904
I was there lol
A lucky get while posting my favorite check em post and making a pun: Dubs 11 and quad 7s. Was good day.
>>19362831
>parody in veneration.
a homage, then.
>>19364664
>Almonds are activated.
>>19329251
>>19379216
Right, that's the term I was going for.
>>19379987
their arms are bretty fuggen long
>>19380347
i drew it with a mouse, and im not a drawer anyways
Just another day
>>19353948
If someone adapted this into a movie I would watch it in a heartbeat.
gonna try and post a few of my favorites.
>>19382097
>>19382140
>>19382172
>>19382195
>>19382308
>>19382325
>>19345613
With all the rulefags I've been seeing lately, I think this is needed more than ever.
>>19340205
It's a valid question. I've been wondering for months why so much of the nsfw content for mlp is futa.
>>19384840
that's not unusual for porn, a lot of porn has futa and besides mlp porn doesn't have more futa than normal mlp porn
History in the making
This is always a classic
>>19330732
shit, i remember this shit from some weeks ago.
top kek.
>>19390492
One of my favorites
The thread 404'ed by the time I got around to shopping it.
>>19328021
>Mfw I was Yami.
That was a damn fine day.
>>19330732
do you have the swat team part that happened next?
>>19392031
It must have been a different one because there wasn't any SWAT teams involved.
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S19119104
>>19384955
There seems to be a hell of a lot more mlp futa porn than general anime smut.
I know it's going to exist, I just didn't expect around 40% of the nsfw content I come across to be futa.
>>19390587
>>19390492
I figured Twilight's alicorn transformation just made it so her formerly dyed hair color was her real hair color.
>>19393035
That's actually kind of creepy..
>>19390908
archive.moe/mlp
>>19393551
>That's actually kind of creepy..
Especially since it's Pinkie.
>>19390880
Higher quality?
>>19330904
Try this one on for size.
>>19394238
Oh so that's what got it.Not really good considering how slow /d/ goes
>>19331021
You know what I like to do with stories like this?
Read the first few lines and then one of the last few.
>THE NIGHT IT WAS COLD AND DARK.
>NOW LIVE LIFE AS DISTURB MENTAL RETARD.
I mean, what the fuck
>>19393035
>Dead serious.
Has /x/ infected /mlp/? I didn't think you guys were that paranoid. to me it's more as if she's looking like "What are we laughing at exactly?"
>>19395537
We aren't, but we are all autistic
this fuckin thread sucks
>>19396048
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in serbia ….fuck the croatia ,..FUCKk ashol turks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey
>>19396224
Nice meme, friend :^)
>>19396404
You wanna see horse dix?
>>19390492
>>19390587
the sad part is that i actually miss stuff like this, even if we do get shitposting idiots
>>19333717
I am HUEing so fucking hard right now
Anyone have a cap of the extremely detailed story about Rainbow not knowing how to keep her vag clean?
>>19388398
oh holy fuck i was the guy that asked for sauce
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>>19328021
Bumpin
bump
Have some mulp related /tg/
>>19400116
What the fuck is a stormweenie?
>>19404147
"Stormfront" (the website) + "weenie", I assume.
>>19404147
>>19404173
i.e. all of /pol/
>>19328021
Page 10 bump.
>>19406192
Fix'd.
>>19403223
Holy shit, that's amazing.
>>19342802
Ah those Liquid_Plasma Story Time threads were so fun.He never finished that Pinkie Pie story he was working on
>>19403245
d-does anyone have sauce of that video?
>>19403245
I was in that thread. Saw the video, too. The chick was constantly orgasming.
>>19399643
are you from /vg/?
>>19400116
>filename
you nigger
>>19402027
sometimes tg is worse than /b/
Bump
>>19411089
No matter how bullshit and cliche these types of Creepypastas are, they're always a little creepy.
>>19408411
I looked back in the archive and found it.
google endless orgasm brain damage
It was pretty funny. It was like she had Tourette Syndrome and couldn't stop talking gibberish.
>>19411089
While I doubt it's a true story, that's pretty creepy.
>>19411221
>>19411333
The creepy part is that i went back and looked at that specific part in that episode and the error was there
>>19411407
Whoa...
More /tg/ for ya. Can't find my Poni folder so just bumping with godtier for now.
>>19411647
that... was probably one of my favorite threads of all time
>>19412975
but krod was already posted