>mfw people do this on Facebook and not tentatively safer mediums like DA, Dumblr, chans or forums
>mfw people do this under their real names on their main accounts
Alright here's a guide to determin if something you do is cringeworthy
>invite friend over or on skype or somewhere they can see your screen
>if they judge you,it's cringeworthy
>inb4 implying we have friends
shut the fuck up you edgelord even a loser like yourself has at least one friend. If not then you're fucking sad,call your mother/father instead.
nOTA LL NIGGERS
Here's one you guys might've forgotten. Honestly most of my stuff is old, but I'm bumping the thread to see if there's any fresh spaghetti.
This one's a classic at this point. I believe this guy is still on the internet and even posted here once.
When I started reading, it seemed ok. But as I continued, I got a sinking feeling in my stomach. By the time I hit mentions of "gender roles" and "trans", I knew it was gonna be bad. And then...
Baby Futashy. May god have mercy on that kid.
Yes. I live alone. How could you tell? Oh, the poster of an idealized version of me with a better appearance, no gut, and non-tiny genitals involved in an orgy with 10 My Little Pony characters? Yeah, that makes sense.
>When I hear about evolution, I do the educational equivalent of sticking my fingers in my ears and yelling gibberish
Fuck, man. All those years I paid attention to learning about religions in interest seem wasted if the other side isn't going to do the same.
I'm on disability, but people like these make me agree with euthanasia and eugenics.
I feel so strongly that these people shouldn't be allowed to live that I support policies that are directly in opposition to my best interests.
Nah, I'd rather put them on the spot, since those cards are proof they're afraid of conflict. They want to just hand out the card and run away while the person they gave it to is confused.
>So, I'm looking at this card, and there are some issues. I'm not seeing where you got your degree in sandwich making. Please tell me why I should get my sandwiches and beers from you instead of just using my mail order bride.
There's only two physical copies though, and they're both mine. One is misprinted a bit (the ink fades on Luna's pants). Since it's my commission, there were no other copies.
>There's only two physical copies though, and they're both mine.
>only two physical copies
Holy shit, are you for real? Why would you hang this thing in your room?
Yes, I posted the original picture in this thread. I thought the fact I named it "MA AUTISMS!" made that clear.
Because I like MLP, I like MLP porn, and I basically never have company due to anxiety issues.
Holy mixed metaphors Batman. The keys to a flood? Since when does a flood have keys? Also a consistent flood? Since when is a flood consistent?
Also, that dude looks more like he has a consistent flood of well greased gerbils entering his anus.
Gonna need a time stamp on this shit
Even assuming this assclown otherwise had a point, what's with fedoras? Is this shitty fashion sense-shaming? Isn't wearing a fucking fedora a choice?
If you don't like being made fun of for wearing a fedora, fucking don't wear one, because you look like an idiot when you do.
Actually, the artist took the picture
So, which high school will be blessed with a massive shootout next week?
This is why i love you, /mlp/, holy shit
Holy fuck why would you post your autism in an autism thread
>You and that framed picture are on the same planet.
>High school? I'm 27.
This just gets better and better. I fucking love you guys
What the actual fuck, you look like a 16 yo bloke in here >>19089179
Perhaps. Gotta shave first, though.
It didn't say "Other peoples' autism thread". I can laugh at myself, why not let other people laugh at me?
People always say I look young. My neighbors were surprised I was moving into my own apartment, they thought I was around 16, too.
CAPPER I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT SCREENCAP THIS
Oh, hey a cringe thre->>19089179
>two people actually sat in one room and gazed upon this marvel on the wall
Don't tell me what to do.
Best part? The other person is a 16 year old black girl
OK, gaze upon my ugly.
actually the sun is hot with a surface temp of over 5000 Celsius, it's more just "warm"
I have a my little pony orgy framed on my wall, why would you think I'd have any concept of shame?
I'm not going to. Just look at your pinkie, it's about the same.
Fun fact, I posted my penis about 8 years ago. While wearing a Michael Myers mask. You want to see my penis? Find those old pictures.
You are the hero /mlp/ needs. God speed, Anthro-kun!
This is the single best thread I've seen in almost a year
I don't have pics of her. I only saw her when she delivered the posters (she lives in the same state. And, shockingly, trusted me to not rape her)
Really!? That's even better than horsefamous
Now cum on it.
>The other person is a 16 year old black girl
Did you fuck her?
Here's something else from our beloved friends, the religious right.
Hate to seem like a fedora-toting spaghetti-lord but these people do tend to piss me off more than the other extreme.
We need to go for a pint one day, i cannot believe you are for real.
I... no. I don't fuck people. If I didn't I wouldn't fuck underage people. And I just got the poster Friday. If I haven't had sex in 2 years, I couldn't have fucked her.
Autism in an autism thread? Seems right on track to me.
>And no, of course not, I don't do 'sex'. Haven't in over 2 years.
How the fuck have you had sex
If I was attention whoring, I'd link my tumblr. Or tripfag.
Not only have I had sex, I have a 7 year old kid. His favorite pony is Rainbow Dash. This pic is at least 5 years old, though.
No. But I do live next to a horse farm.
You, Sir, should be added to the unesco list of worldwide wonders
THEY CAN REPRODUCE? OH LAWDY THEY CAN REPRODUCE. SOUND THE ALARMS.
Is this you by any chance?
People, you don't need to post any more content in this thread, this shit cannot be beaten.
This thread had added years to my life.
>this is where Obama's welfare money goes
You deserve all of the internet points Capper
HELLO FUTURE SCREENCAP, IM FINALLY DOWN IN HISTORY!!!!
Hello to mom and dad and James and fuck you Carlos and I love jimmy nutron, I told you Rory I was going down in history, herpes didn't stop me fuck you Trent razner, the jinco jeans aren't too tight on me fuck you you peice of shit IM IMMORTAL
Congratulations, you propably ruined some poor soul's afternoon with that
But then there would be three physical copies, and your autism capital would only be worth 2/3 of what it was before
Clearly the only solution is to destroy the printers and reclaim the extra poster
>implying people don't print weird ass shit al the time
OP here,what the fuck has the thread turned into.
I believe there is no way to revive the thread after this, this shit needs to be saved and studied for generations so a case like this never happens again.
I haven't been with my kid's mom since before he was born. And I never have him over to my place, I only see him at my parents' house, so he's never going to see it anyway.
Also, his mom recently got married. To her older sister's ex. And they had a downs syndrome baby.
100 bucks for that? You got hosed son. And I'm not just talking about that quality EQG design, it's also not very good. Makes me feel more confident about starting my own commissions though. So cheers possible future patron.
Everything is archived here
I have Smelled a great autism and have been summoned to its thread
I felt a great disturbance in the sides and have appeared unto this host of faggots for i am the ghost of faggotry
>After only a 20 minute helicopter ride over New York City, autistic artist, Stephen Wiltshire was able to point out all the KFC in the New York Skyline, in pen, just from memory.
thats racist tho
ha. wowsa. been a long time since I've posted that cancerous monstrosity.
am catholic and my own kind piss me off with the shit and spaghetti we sling nowadays
and by nowadays i mean everyday since internet
and most likely before then
I mean like i dont mind half the stuff going on because no matter how much any christians go on tumblr about it it wont change
so i just ride it out, not unlike mlp
>inb4 catholic nigger
>not hind holocaust
This thread is all natural goodness
i got some Spagetti anon
I fucking hate this Twilight thing.
Literally everything from shitty OCs to official Hasbro shit has a variation of this slapped on somewhere.
The fluttershy and rarity ones are annoying too but arent spammed nearly as bad as the twilight one.
You think this guy EVER got a call from this?
Or actually used it?
If you ignore the ponies (yes, that's hard to do) it'd actually be a good resume that could get him a job somewhere if he didnt make it a literal comic.
God damn... every time I read one of these I wish I had a way to escape this planet and start a civilization elsewhere with people who weren't such faggots. Sure, it'd eventually end up the same way but at least I'd be able to live out my life without that being the case.
Here's your extra large and crisp screencap.
I hope you dont have relatives on 4chan.
Such a long way...
Is it sad that there is a man on this very board that is reading this post and has porn on his wall and has a child, he who has no barriers as to what he should and shouldn't do, yet takes on the responsibility of having a child? I feel dead inside, for humanity
>I don't have company over because of anxiety
>commissioned a gigantic poster of an equestria girls style orgy
>"what now faggot"
>"there are only 2 physical copies, and they're both mine"
>"the artist took that picture"
I'm dying of laughter, but at the same time I'm hurting in the inside. This is the only picture I have to accurately describe the anger filled maelstrom of confusion that is my emotions.
>people will still claim that /mlp/ is less autistic than the rest of the fandom after this
>almost certainly have autism but haven't actually been tested for it