kek'd.
Gotta catch all the autists.
this had better be fucking real
I want to see this shit
>>18893101
see https://twitter.com/BronyCon/status/492396695129706497
>>18893119
Holy shit. That's actually hilarious.
>>18893074
Red Team rules.
>>18893074
>>18893119
This is too much.
>>18893074
Oh my god
>mfw I'm an autist and think this is too autistic
WHY is this happening?
>Everyone starts wearing red badges
>>18893074
Bronycon: a place for autists (and even not-ists!)
But you know, I have to ask, suppose that everyone on Earth wore one of these:
Would anyone actually have a green badge? Seriously?
>>18893200
>everyone standing around with grump faces and crossed arms
>non of them are having fun
>just the way they want
>>18893212
The loud autists.
>>18893188
Nice life story, anon.
>>18893231
But it isn't a life story. It's three lines of text referring to this current situation.
>>18893074
Unfortunately I actually see this as more of a defense mechanism for socially well-adjusted people than a boon to autistics.
These cons are filled with all manner of idiot, sperglord, convicted rapists. I've been in this scenario before. Some 20 something lanky motherfucker that I swear to god smelled like semen walked up to me and said "your shirt is really cool looking. I like it. Wanna hear a story I wrote?"I have no idea why he was unsupervised, I'm skeptical he managed to get to the con by himself.I mean, it was obvious that the guy had some kind of learning disability. I can handle that, but there isn't always an easy way to get those people to go the fuck away.
If retards take this color coded thing seriously, I'm all for it. I'll wear that red badge with pride.
>>18893239
Cool. We find the fact that you're a girl with autism very interesting.
>>18893074
>Fat desperate neckbeards with green badges, still nobody wants to talk to them let alone be anyway around near them.
>>18893074
>>18893119
This can't be real. This is too fucking good...
>>18893293
But... I'm not a girl. No where did I say I was a girl. Why do you think I'm a girl?
>>18893074
>>18893119
Now I'm hype.
Targets acquired.
>>18893364
Because everyone wants to be a little girl Anon, everyone
>>18893074
HOLY FUCK
GUYS
http://blog.bronycon.org/post/92753912478/introducing-color-communications-badges-we-want
>"We’ve adapted the color-coded badges popularized by the Autistic Self Advocacy Network (ASAN)"
THIS IS REAL
>>18893174
>>18893364
>not wanting to be the little girl
Are you sure you're autistic?
can i wear all three to confuse people?
>>18893410
>>18893466
Desire != reality though.
Where is the Horse-News van?
>>18893425
No... This... Oh my god...
>>18893119
the sides
>>18893498
You just gotta believe mang
Call the Capper, this shit should land on HN
>>18893286
>pretending to be an autist to avoid autists
/r/equesting grumpy OC with the red badge as a cutiemark
>>18893524
oh... my...
I CAN'T
>>18893446
>go to a large social gathering
>don't want interaction
Is there another reason to go to BronyCon?
>>18893524
This is beautiful.
>>18893524
>all of the fat retarded bronies wear green badges to the con
>nobody wants to talk to them except for undercover staff dedicated to talking to green badges without attention
>>18893573
>this thread
>gold
>>18893536
>>18893598
Holy shit... Just why? Are we that fucking autistic now that we need to wear signs?
>>18893074
>tfw yellow describes how I feel all the time
Not even autistic, I just deeply distrust people I don't know. I can't help it, I wish I could
>>18893586
To see the panels, to talk to VAs, to buy fan merchandise, to get autographs, to watch a crowd of bumbling condensed autism, and to trigger electrical fires.
>>18893074
I want to request all 3 badges
>>18893619
If you're autistic enough to want to go to BronyCon, then yes.
>>18893619
Is it a requirement? I figured you only needed to wear them if you had autism. I've never been to a con. Mostly because shit like in the OP happens.
You have to be fucking me. There is no fucking way...
I can't. I just can't. Oh my fucking god. Really? There are so many emotions running through me right now it is hard to describe. I fucking hate our culture now. I hate it so much.
>>18893644
>to talk to VAs
Would be funny if the VA's all had the red badge
>>18893643
>I just deeply distrust people I don't know. I can't help it
Same here. It's not our fault that we're surrounded by retards. If they want to talk to us, they better fucking prove that they don't like windows in their spare time
>>18893074
Just had a mental image of Pinkie wearing a metric shit-ton of green badges and excitedly grinning ear-to-ear. Shit's cute, yo.
>>18893643
>>18893702
>>18893713
Someone please draw this.
Can I still get one guys?
>>18893074
I'm autistic.
Know I won't wear one: for one, it feels too much like wearing the star of David with "Jude" written on it.
Second of all, my psychiatrist tells me not to stick out like a sore thumb: wearing any of those badges would draw attention, whether it be wanted or unwanted and what little chance I have that I might be seen as a normal fucking human being gets reduced to zilch.
Although I understand it would reduce stress for some of 'em knowing social interaction's not gonna become paralysingly stressful because those around them know to back off when things get...well, stressful.
>>18893754
>average
>>>/out/
>>18893713
>Rarity wears a shit ton of red badges just because the masses of lard and autism disgust her deeply
>>18893675
BronyCon is passing out a set to everyone during registration and encouraging their use. -_-
template for le maymayes
>>18893733
>introverted and cynical because people have proven themselves to be cruel and shallow cunts time and time again
>retarded
Shit, you've got me pegged, friendbro.
>>18893785
> -_-
but why?
>>18893799
/r/ing fat autist seeing a blinding red light and being excited thinking he was chosen to be a Red Lantern, only to receive red autism badge.
>>18893776
Oh, You know I always wanted to go innawoods and hunt for skinwalkers
>>18893799
thank you based anon
>>18893799
>red team leader, reporting in
Some edgelord seriously needs to go into a BronyCon and murderize everyone. Just plant some explosives in the crowd, or set fires near the extinguishers and the exits. Just stop BronyCon from being a thing.
>>18893074
I want to see all the VA wearing the red bands.
>>18893813
Maybe they have several autistic members of their board and staff they're trying to appease?
Someone needs to make, and distribute, a parody set for if you want to cum inside RD or feel the pleasure of being cummed inside by RD.
>>18893857
Just fire I don't want more gun control
>>18893785
Not to everyone, only those who want them.
>>18893410
/tg/ pls
>>18893901
Why don't we make our own badges.
>Hooves only
If you don't have hooves I don't want to talk to you.
>>18893713
>>18893799
>>18893882
This thread is wonderful.
>>18893919
>>18893700
What if it's just as planned?
>>18893919
>>18893944
OMG
MY
SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING TOP MOTHER OF GOD KEK
>>18893919
>>18893944
>>18893074
>>18893119
This is top fucking kek.
>>18893074
Waiting for the pics of some dude with the green sticker on his fly at the convention.
Is this the birth of an epic new meme ? XD
>>18893119
I can't fucking breath
Someone do Twilight wearing a yellow badge.
>>18893996
No, but it's pretty funny as it is, seeing as it's mocking brony conventions.
>>18893644
>>18882057
Let's go /mlp/
Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you.
>>18893754
I think I'm ok.
What's this test out of, by the way? This is a really high score I just got.
>>18893119
Holy shit those comments.
>>18894063
Fine.
Bend Over.
>>18894125
>how do you know which people want what colour?
>>18894087
the one i took the max was 50
>>18894176
>>18894176
huehuehuehue
This is just... wow.
I can't breathe. This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all year.
>>18894177
fuck
>>18894014
nice.
>>18894205
All I feel is anger. I fucking hate everyone right now.
>>18894292
You motherfuckerThat is fucking hilarious.
>>18894292
>"Hey kid wanna /ss/"
>"arent you technically my mom"
>>18894336
>"Hey kid wanna /ss/"
Literally the best fetish.
Taking red and acting like a green while maintaining a yellow disposition to people who respond to me.
>>18894366
yes
Is there a DTF badge? That would make things so much easier.
>>18894208
You're fucking Autistic as hell
>>18894468
There should be a pink version for those looking to hook up.
>>18894468
plz post original.
>>18894515
Never been diagnosed though.
So I'm ok..r-right?
>>18894541
is original
>>18894572
No way...Really?
>>18893074
I'd wear the fuck out of that red one.
>>18894547
I go see a doctor because you might also be a faggot
Have him fondle your balls
Reach inside of your shirt with those ice cold glove
allow him to lay you downThen leave your yearly check up grabbing a lollipop or sticker on your way out
>>18893713
So....Pinkie Pie isSupergreen?
I think it would be pretty funny to wear the red badge, start talking to random people with the green one, and while they are talking report them to the staff for harassing you.
>>18893882
something like this?
>>18894725
>>18894069
Fuck you, I was drinking soda. 8/10.
>>18894762I'd have to go with green here.
>>18894927
switch /mlp/ and /mu/
>>18894927
I think red would be better suited with /v/
>>18894762
>DYEWTS
?
>>18894954
This. I was expecting it to be so as well.
>>18894962
>Do You Even Watch The Show?
>>18894962
Do You Even Worship The Sun?
>>18894962
Do You Even Wallop The Snake?
>>18894971
Ignore that....
>>18894970 Is correct.
BTW, I love every part of this thread.
>>18894962
Do You Even Wakeup Tolerant, Stranger?
>>18894990
Plox terminate self, hugbox faggot.
DO NOT HELP THE NEWFAGS
>>18894709
>That fucking pic
Is nothing sacred?
>>18893074
No, this shit has to be a ruse. This shit can't be real. Just when you think a fanbase as a whole can't get any more autistic they do this shit. This is GOLD. I can't stop laughting.
This isn't even something that BronyCon made up...
>>18895026
DYELAT, fedora-tipper?
lol holy fuck you people are a tragedy
Is there a badge for "I don't want to talk to anyone with autism?"
>>18895026
I'm the one who came up with "worship the sun" idiot, and was correcting myself.
Don't like it? Tough shit.
>>18895089
No, 9/11 was. You insensitive prick.
>>18895113
What is wrong with autism?
>>18895089
Us people? We're the ones laughing our asses off at this. No one laughs harder at a sperglord brony than the nor/mlp/eople.
>>18893919
>>18895127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_23z9yJAq0
>>18894762
Third one should have been FMTTGB
>>18895112
Pics or you are a lying faggot on top of a hugbox.
>>18895171
That looks like low functioning autism tho.
>>18895190
What's that one?
>>18895192
Pics of what, dipshit?
>>18895161
of course you are
you're the ones who need to differentiate yourselves from these people the most
>>18895204
>implying le bronies aren't like this
>>18895206
>I was the one who came up with "worship the sun"
Is your attention span to your own words this short?
You're a liar.
>>18895192
>I don't know what a hugbox is but I'm a 15 year old trying my hardest to fit in
>>18895206
I don't know if un-modded 4chan has this or not
>>18895216
None of the ones I know are
>>18895238
Nigga, any form of happy is a hugbox.
Stop being nice to eachother.
It's gross.
>>18895204
follow me to the gay bathhouse
That's an old one. Was as popular as IWTCIRD once upon a time.
>>18893702
>not our fault that we're surrounded by retards
>on mulp
>implying you're not
>>18895244
Okay then.
This thread is retarded.
>>18895272
You're mom is retarded.
>>18895275
Who told you?!
>>18895244
>None of the ones I know are
Really? I know tons. They act like a bunch of obnoxious fuck heads bouncing around getting in the way of the "normal people" who lift up their hands uncomfortably to try and get through the sweaty smelly cesspool of social retardism.
I am NOT making this up.
>>18893074
Dear god what is wrong with people? Do they seriously have to make special little badges so the people that have a spaz attack at any little confrontation can feel more comforted? I get people with special needs needing something like this, but COME ON PEOPLE! Conventions aren't made so you can go hide in a corner from everything you just payed to have access to. Fucking hell.
This shit is just redonkulous.
>>18895275
> you're
>>18894352
awww
>>18895292
Bronies don't go to conventions to socialize idiot.
>>18893799
>>18895311
You're joking right? This is the ONE place they can go to circlejerk one another and everything about them. Of COURSE they go there to socialize, it's the one damn place where they won't feel like an outcasted manchild.
COME TALK TO ME.
>>18895385
Fuck me.
>>18895363
look im not that good with acronyms so, whats FMTTGB?
>>18895289
Well that's just chance, I think. Granted I only know three, but they're all level-headed enough. Remember that there are degrees of autism or something, from low to high functioning. The ones you know are probably closer to the low functioning end of the spectrum.
>>18895412
Faro mi tu za gei bazu haoso
>>18893222
Sounds like dashcob
Nice trips by the way
>>18894087
I don't think the test count for shit. I got an 8 and I still wish to buttsex with purplesmart.
>>18894366
My ethiope brudda
>>18895451
>dashcob
Think I'd wear this one when I wanted directions to the hotel breakfast buffet. It's a language everyone at the con would easily understand.
>>18895046
>http://blog.bronycon.org/post/92753912478/introducing-color-communications-badges-we-want
Not a ruse.
>>18895306
>>18894352
FO:E is terrible and you should feel bad for liking it.
>>18895549
>you should feel bad for liking it
Why?
>>18895423
Drop the fucking moonspeak, you yellow nigger
>>18894336
>"arent you technically my mom"
confirmed for never played mgs
fucking faggot
>>18895543
Thanks based anon
>>18895457
>Implying that wanting sexuals with best pony is a sign of autism
>not a natural urge
>>18895412
Follow me to the gay bathhouse
this is real huh? In some sick way im not even suprised.
>>18895621
>helping newfags/retards who need spoonfeeding
>>18895584
>romanization/japanese accent pronouncing english words
>drop the moonspeak
But anon that post IS a yellow nigger dropping the moon speak.
>>18895639
I'm not a newfag and I didn't know what it meant myself. I'd never seen it acronym'd.
If I went there I'd kind of want to take that red one and plaster it all over my clothes for shits and giggles, but then people would probably actually not talk to me and that's like...
I mean in all honesty if you're not looking to socialize, what on earth are you doing at a convention, go be a sperg at home watching the livestream
>>18895666
sure what ever you say Satan
>>18893074
>>18893119
>>18895666
Satan has spoken!'
>>18895735
Someone may want to put a speech bubble saying "Kill Me."
>>18895731
This so fucking much. Anon, we can totally be friends.
>>18894336
>technically my mom
>confusing The Boss with EVA
Komitto Zoudokou, anonu-san
>>18895731
Some people go to Conventions alone for merch and panels. Like me.
>>18895759
Sudoku would still be written sudoku tard.
>put on green badge and keep smiling
>wait until someone approaches
>look at them and drop smile
>immediately take off green badge and replace it with a red one
>>18895761
I don't know man I'd just think being around hundreds of likeminded people is 90% of the appeal, and grabbing overpriced merch is just a side attraction to have an excuse to meet up in the first place. And yeah panels are fun but again it's 100 people sitting in a room getting excited over some middle aged woman pretending to be cartoon horses, I mean that wouldn't be fun if you were on your own eh
>>18895791
Hehe.
Gotta make it the yellow one, if people knew their "meaning" then "do I know you?" strikes me as a fun response to when you're approached by somebody you don't feel like talking to
>>18895818
This. A lot of people have bad convention experiences because they go alone and expect not to be bothered at all by any of the hundreds of people around them who share the exact same interest. There's no reason why you can't talk to a cosplayer or argue with a sperglord about how many episodes of S4 are canon while also getting merch and doing panels.
Going to a convention without planning on being social just seems like setting yourself up for failure to me.
>>18895818
>talking with complete utter strangers in a crowd of hundreds
Jesus how horrifying
>>18895791
This would be the only reason why i would go
>>18893754
>maximum autism
This thread is killing me.
>>18894962
Damn Yates, Everyone Wants To Sex
>>18895791
>Get a bunch of badges.
>Apply two-sided tape to them.
>Glue the green badges on the backs of all autists with red badges elsewhere.
>Watch.
>>18893074
That's actually pretty cool...
>>18896257
How?
Reminds me of the yellow stars they would put on people in jewish ghettos during WW2
>>18893074
>bronies are so autistic that they can't even initiate human interaction without autism badges
>>18896458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8
I may have to wear this.
>>18896485
I forgot to take it off from another thread, my bad.
>>18896350
>Brownies put on badges
>Convention proceeds normally with usual spaghetti levels
>Suddenly US armed forces bursts into the convention building
>Round up everyone wearing a badge
>Brownies huddled into single room/
>They're crying uncontrollably and shitting their pants
>President Obama enters the room and faces the crowd
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
>He pulls off his face
>Wait a minute
>That's not his face
>He was wearing a fucking mask the entire time
>A white man's face appears with its signature mustache
>"Zat is because my verk is not yet finished. Ze Fourth Reich starts now, and vith it, the cleansing of the vorld of ze Jews and ze Bronies. Sieg!"
>All the soldiers salute
>"Heil!"
>One /pol/tard in the crowd also salutes but is shot on site
>The rest of the brownies are then rounded up and sent to their respective concentration camps depending on their favorite pone
>Dash and Rara fags get the worst ones
>MLP:FIM soon becomes cancelled and gets replaced by My Little Aryan Horse: Working for the Greater Good of Nazi Germany is Magic and also Heil Hitler and So Forth
>>18896482
>trying to initiate human interaction, ever
well THERES your problem, silly!
>>18896543
I thought that was a noose at first
>>18896570
i'll watch it just for her
>>18896570
Aryanne is best racial purity pony.
>>18896570
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
>>18896570
>shot on site
shot on sight
fucking shit I did it again
>>18896570
>My Little Aryan Horse
Fuck. Yes.
>>18896570
>"You must all be wonder why I, uhhhh, gathered you here today"
I kek'd
Totally read that in his voice
>>18896570
Glad to know we still have entertaining people posting here
>>18893923
>>18893923
>>18897283
>>18897283
>>18897304
Thank you Anon
>>18897439
Welc.
slight color fix on this one.
Bronycon: only one of the places of the earth that the autism lv can be over 9000
My fetish is to go up to red badge-wearers and snuggle them.
>>18897851
Then u see they are already hugging another ''person''
>>18897851
It'd be great if the red badge wearers were completely ignored when trying to do literally anything. Can't buy merch or food or ask questions. They should be treated as if they do not exist, purely for shits and giggles.
>>18897876
Then I will whisper into their ear that we can go back to our hotel room and snuggle, while their friend can watch.
Laugh amongst yourselves all you want
but a pox upon anyone who's actually advocating to fuck with these people.
clearly they're helpless. If you get your kicks picking on the helpless, go to the pet store and buy some hamsters to microwave.
>>18897912
Kind of like that one episode of Twilight Zone where a form of punishment was "invisibility" where you're marked and no one is allowed to interact with you, not even to serve you goods or medical help.
I like it.
>>18897946
Could someone make a blue triangle badge?
>>18898484
Seems like you could make it yourself easily with MS Paint.
Someone should go dressed as a giant red badge, with a piss off sign around their neck.
>>18893698
>I fucking hate our culture now.
You mean you didn't before?
>>18898037
>>18898484
two seconds in ms paint
>>18898629
Someone should hand these out at the con
>>18895123
>>18898733
I forget to write blue on it
>>18898766
I thought you were going for Illuminati back there. So is the idea that no one will know how they should approach you?
oh god, I'm so bad at social interaction that I'm actually starting to see these as a good idea
except that anyone coming up to my green badge will be someone wanting to talk about his fanfiction, it's obviously hot cosplayer repellent
this is why I stay away from cons
>>18898795
idk ask >>18898484 why he wanted a blue one
I need a "black" one, which means that if anybody steps on my new Jordans, I will kill them.
>>18899157
>I need a "black" one
you posted one with your post...what
>>18899301
I think he means a physical one he can wear that also looks official.
>>18899339
that looks official
>>18899363
But it's 2D and composed of data. You can't wear data.
>>18899374
they make this thing called a printer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Printer_%28computing%29
>>18899408
Yeah, I know.
>>18893074
So can we get /mlp/ anons to make a compilation of images of the people wearing green/yellow/red? I'm assuming only autists will get these. Particularly interested in non-ironic reds.
>>18894962
>DYEWTS
DYERTB
>>18899569
What?
>>18893074
i think it's a good idea.
heard the other month about a busload of autistic kids going to a lion king musical, but with all the considerations for autistic kids
parents were pleased with not feeling like they brought a burden to a public place, and the public place not a burden to the kids
oddly enough i was thinking about a pedophile support group for bronies. not to advocate child abuse but to just unload that shit in a safe environment. but god knows the world is having a hard enough time with men watching a 'girly' cartoon as it is.
/love and tolerate
>>18893074
Alright I'm gonna make a checklist for the red tags.
>>18893074
Anyone know what font that is?
>>18899626
n-nothing
>>18899704
Okay.
>>18899637
das a good 1
>>18899712
is it?
>>18899830
No, I didn't mean it as in "It's okay, I forgive you". I meant it as "Okay, I understand".
>>18899849
Made me snort.
>>18893074
>>18899667
wanna say it's either Arial or a variation on it but I don't know shit about typefaces so don't take my word for it
>>18899914
Chuckled.
>>18899958
nevermind once i opened the full pic it turned out I'm fucking retarded
>>18900184
If you see anyone wearing this symbol they want you to immediately sum indie of the
>>18900329
*inside
dammit I'm a failure to my family
>>18900408
I still don't know what you meant to say
>>18896570
>Brownies
>>18900329
>>18900408
>>18900458
Dammit I made two mistakes
*them
time to commit sudoku
>>18899640
Ah.
I liked you until your last three words. I don't think you know where you are.
>>18900533
I think you made three mistakes
>>18900626
the funny thing is, /mlp/ (supposedly) uses the word faggot as an unimaginative insult rather than as a homophobic remark, and use brony to describe the undesirables proud rather than simply someone who likes the show
so when i say love and tolerate
what meaning would /mlp/ choose to take ?
tl;dr- nigga stop bean such a nitpicking popo
i-if you want to, that is..
>>18900915
>>18900765
>the funny thing is, /mlp/ (supposedly) uses the word faggot as an unimaginative insult
All of 4chan, actually. Also I heard that "love and tolerate" started as something that people would say to those who rage about ponies before the "undesirables" bronies mutated it into some kind of commandant.
>>18899363
Take away the face, and I'd say it looks legit.
What we SHOULD do, I says, is send all of these new badges to the fags at (necro)bronycon , therefore buttmadding them into cancelling the badge use, and harvest tasty tears.
>>18901060
true. true.
still, just strikes me as too "us vs them" whenever someone tells someone else not to say this or that .
but eh, guess that's culture. for all its fruits and heads on stakes.
>>18893074
Just change the name to AutismCon and be done with it.
>>18893643
This makes you normal. The world is a fucked up place.
Bump before bed
Please post more pictures with the badges in them /mlp/ I love this thread
>>18898766
If you fuckers handed these out, I would wear it, just to fuck with everyone
>>18894684
>>18899157
Here you go Anon, happy to be of service!
>>18899157
replace it with "nigger" and we're set
Made this dank meme for you guys, forgot to put red stickers on mi'ladies but enjoy
>>18902530
>namefag
>shit shoop
.01/10 you tried
>>18899640
why doesn't /mlp/, the anonymous brony board, set up a pedophile support gruop?
>>18902726
that would require effort and understanding from a bunch of anons that come here to laugh at autists and fap to shitty greentexts
>>18894541
Different anon here, but I'm quite sure it's one of florecentmoo's drawings.
florecentmoo and florecentmoo-nsfw would be good places to look
>>18895612
>RD as best pony
You are the autism here buddy, until you separate what your dick wants from what you know to be truly good and essential. Know this.
>>18902945
i think /mlp/ of all places is accepting of pedos tho
general sentiment across 4chan seems to be "as long as you don't touch kids."
>>18903596
/b/ is more accepting of pedos than any other board. Have you seen their loli threads?
>>18903779
/g/, /a/, /lit/ /adv/ /r9k/
we're all pedo here.
>>18902960
Fucking thank you bro. I knew posting that would pay off.
>>18899667
Museo Sans
>>18893074
This is the best thread since the end of S4.
Thank you /mlp/
>>18900184
Out of all the parody badges in this thread, this is the one that needs to be made and worn.
>>18899914
/pol/ finally caved
>@BronyCon @AndreaLibman I'm autistic and I like those kinda of nonverbal tools. This is my pony Spooky Twist pic.twitter.com/nR1unZXAgh
Holy fuck I'm in tears.
>>18895735
Oh its Nigel Thornberry.
>>18899914
>>18904404
What should green be?
>>18904556
How about this?
>>18893074
>>18893074
Thus, Bronies are officially confirmed as autists
>>18893586
laugh at purpletinker...oh wait
>>18904772
It's a start, we just need a room for the gas chamber, a room for the oven, and another for the concentration camp/ghetto
>>18904772
It's literally all /pol/ now.USAyy lmao
>>18893466
I laughed way too damn hard at that gif for some reason.
>>18893074
This thread is solid gold. Thank you, based OP.
>>18905556
OP Here.
Was Good.
12/10.
Would Post Again.
>>18906009
That's actually not a bad idea
Someone should get a ref uniform and hand out yellow and red cards at the con
someone shop pokemon onto those
then ask people if they're boys or girls
>>18894973
oh you
too bad /v/ wouldn't get the joke
Soooo did Purple Tinker commented on that?
I mean, I know it's a crazy tranny, but it's also one of the founder of it back then, I wonder if it'd approve to how the SJWNESS of this move.
Also, did any news site catched on this? I Mean actual news websites.
>>18906540
I wonder if the other boards know about this.
Especially r9k
>>18906609
which board would be which colors is the better question
>>18906625
good luck with /lgbt/
>people who browse /mlp/ that don't think they're autism
top kek, fuck my brony friend who linked me to this thread
>>18895759
>Komitto Zoudokou, anonu-san
>Not Kommit Zandatsu
>>18896570
>>One /pol/tard in the crowd also salutes but is shot on site
>mfw
>>18903965
>/tv/
>the ultimate of loli hunters
>>18907072
I can see this going in grand directions
>>18906998
I don't remember any post in this thread of anyone denying they're autistic. Which ones did you look at?
>>18893074
I have been clinically diagnosed with autism and even I'm laughing at these crazies.
>>18893305
>>Fat desperate neckbeards with green badges, still nobody wants to talk to them let alone be anyway around near them.
Fuck, I'm cringing already
>inb4 emo edgelords wearing red badges just for attention, secretly wanting people to ask them "what's wrong?"
>>18907395
>secretly wanting people to ask them "what's wrong?"
>>18893074
Holy shit, what? This can't be real...
>>18893119
...OH FUCK.
eyup.
this is gonna sound likes a stupid question, but who exactly are the badges for, i mean is it to stop the autists from talking to normals or is it to stop normals from talking to autists.
>>18907495
that's the same thing
>>18907515
so if i when to a con it would just be autists every where and no normals or normals everywhere and no autists, god damn it mlp fandom your so messed up.
>>18907495
It's a convention full of grown men obsessed with ponies that think it's cool to like them and that by doing it they're making a great change on society.
It may as well be an an Autism Speaks convention.Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually gave them a panel of their own.
>>18907572
well at least there are no normals, just gotta get rid of the autists.
>>18907604
>gray
>not grey
0/10 would not wear
>>18907750
This. Thought it said "gay" at first. American spelling is so in the closet.
>>18907805
oh go put on your bland, uncolourful grey armour.
>>18907832
Whatever you say.
>>18907849
0/10, not an Applejack's Ranger
You idiots are looking at this the wrong way: if you wear the yellow or red badge, it's autist-repellent.
>>18907968
this was my point >>18907495
>>18907968
Who the hell are you even talking to?
>>18908030
"You idiots": /mlp/
>>18908077
>everyone in /mlp/ is participating in this thread and are all thinking the same way
>>18908088
>being this green
>>18908126
What?
>>18908144
Don't talk to me or I'll get the mods.
>>18908144
It's not easy.
>>18908152
Oh shit, I get it now.You're lonely, aren't you?
>>18908174
MODS!
>>18893074
>>18893119
Is this is a force of nature?
>>18907557
>>18908126
>tfw yellow master race
There should be a pink one for those looking for love.
And purple for sum fuk
>>18907395
>inb4 a group of actual autists is formed to ask the red ones "what's wrong" and bring autism to their day.
>inb4 the convention staff goes nazi on having absolutely everyone wearing the tags at all time
>>18893486
You can wear the grean one on your back and the red one on the front, so when autist aproach from behind for a chat and you turn around you get to delect yourself of their confusion and bewilderment at the sight of the red square pinned on your shirt.
This should be greatly amusing
>>18908199
thanks your right about my error.
>>18908468
you're*
>>18908487
hey i already told you, your right, nobody likes it when you rub it in.
>>18908523
their just butthurt that theyre grammar there throwing around is going unheeded.
>>18908523
B-But
>>18908581
i said he was right, jeez /mlp/ you guys are bullies.
>>18893944
O___O
>>18908774
>namefag
>emote
It reeks of newfag.
>>18908819
it reeks of retard, im staring at you.
>>18908774
>>18907439
>Scootaloo's butt wings
>>18908774
gr8 b8 m8
HAHAHAHA
>>18908990
>>18908937
I wanted to make a pink one for DESPERATE but my paint skills are weak
inb4 all the grills at the con have on red.
>>18909182
Is it just be or does this symbol look a bit like doggy style?
>>18909833
I think that's what he's going for.
Methinks that's not a real Chinese character.
I know it certainly isn't Kanji.
Just found this
>>18907439
Why are the wings on her ass?
>>18909915
They migrated.
>>18909913
source?
>>18909934
https://derpibooru.org/611460#comment_53a15c01636872048f370200
Picture above is NSFW so be careful.
>>18909701
Maybe people will think this is one of those traffic light parties, and some autists will get laid.
>>18909971
I always knew TSP was autistic
>>18909971
This is a brilliant picture. Fukken saved.
>>18909996
said the tripfag.
>>18909974
And spawn a new generation of babbys named after their alicorn OC with broken horn and a troubled past?
>>18909971
Good ol' MariaI miss her
>>18907373
seconded here
>>18909996
>calls someone autistic
>is a tripfag
>>18910041
Oh god
>>18910121
>the the fires burn
Fuck
>>18893074
So here I am taking a shit and going through /mlp when I read your damn post. I laughed so damn hard my roomate thought something was wrong and started bang on the door.
Fuck you. Stip posting funny shit.
>>18910323
>funny shit
Is that what your roommate thought happened?
>>18906014
This.
I actually do referee, but I'm no where near where the cons' taking place. I would be so down for this shit right here though.
>>18908194
>Ezreal
Nope. It's all skill, brah.
>DESTINY
>>18894336
>aren't you technically my mom?
Goddamnit this pissed me off more than it should
>>18893074
So, how autistic does it make me if I think this is a useful system? You keep all three badges with you, put on red when you need to get somewhere uninterrupted, yellow when you're looking to meet with specific people, and green the rest of the time. Shame it's going to be over-enforced by SJWs and ignored by everyone else.
Of course, this thread is still solid gold.
>>18894973
/v/ here, I Goddamn love you
>>18911178
/v/ now has the ability to feel love?
>>18895238
That is a handsome ass Jetstream Sam
>>18895385
Holy shit that's beautiful
>>18895385
I don't get it
>>18906575
"It" thinks this is the dumbest thing she's heard all year. If you don't know how to operate in a crowd of 8000+ people, you probably shouldn't be there. That's just my off-the-cuff retort. Ciao, horsefuckers. See you at BABSCon.
>>18911531
It's happening.Congratulations on saying something that doesn't make you easier to hate, Tinker. That's one for the history books.
>>18911531
gg Tinker gg
>>18911531
>>18911364
I swear you people get more retarded each day.
They're gang raping the red one.
>>18911364
Honesty, the autism cards aren't a BAD idea.
They're just a hilarious one.
As someone with autism, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one of these, though.
>>18911531
See you at transexualcon too!
Someone make a blue IWTCIRD card and i will wear it to the con
>>18911869
They already did.
Twice.
>>18911201
>Implying we weren't the first to steal the term waifu
>>18908180
take it to /co/ see how long it takes till they get the joke.
>autistic, socially awkward neckbears who still haven't gotten laid by the age of 18 making fun of slightly more autistic neckbears
This is actually one of the most pathetic things I've seen. Feeling superior to someone because they're slightly more autistic than you are is pathetic.
>kek
Fucking hate this shit, anyone that says this needs to get punched in the face. Newfags are the worst.
>>18912206
Also half this thread is OP samefagging. Hope you get AIDS, but that's not possible because no one would ever touch you.
>>18912206
>>18912231
Says the idiot who thinks his obvious bait will be taken.
>>18912245
Hi OP. It's super obvious the way you're samefagging btw, at least learn to disguise it a little better. Also you have no friends.
>>18912206
>Feeling superior to someone because they're slightly more autistic than you are is pathetic
>anyone that says kek needs to get punched in the face
Kettle, you are black!
>>18912206
>calls others newfags
>gets upset because /mlp/ is being mean
>>18912276
Okay, bud, whatever you think.
>>18893178
>>18893188
>>18893222
>>18893286
>>18893344
>>18893305
>>18893381
>>18893425
>>18893429
>>18893446
>>18893466
>>18893504
>>18893505
>>18893511
>>18893512
>>18893524
>>18893555
>>18893571
Not doing this entire thread but these are all OP, you can tell because he posts a reaction image every time, and there's a few minutes elapsed between most of the posts.
>>18912293
>>18912290
Who's upset? I'm both disgusted and I pity you slightly because of the fact that you need to feel superior to someone, but you're so socially awkward and maladjusted that the only group of people who are worse off than you are autists, and you're most likely autistic as well.
>>18912317
Called you out hard, kid.
>set up an /mlp/ panel at BronyCon
>Gather the attention of the masses
"FELLOW HORSEFUCKERS! You are in for a treat! It is time to celebrate BronyCon with a bit of good sport! I am offering a BOUNTY on all Autist-Badges!
>Haul up a huge canvas laundry bag
"Green Badges are worth 1 point, Yellow are worth 2 points, and Red are worth 3 points. Turn in 50 points worth of Autism and you are allowed to take 1 item at random from LAUREN FAUST'S DIRTY LAUNDRY!"
"NOW FLY, HORSEFUCKERS! FLY!!!"
>>18912350
>Who's upset? I'm both disgusted and I pity you slightly because of the fact that you need to feel superior to someone, but you're so socially awkward and maladjusted that the only group of people who are worse off than you are autists, and you're most likely autistic as well.
That was my first post in this whole thread. All I see is you throwing random insults trying desperately to make yourself feel superior. Besides that, it looks like they're making fun of the concept, not autistics themselves.
Coming from an autist, even I think this whole badge idea is stupid.
>>18912350
The second post you replied to, which is me, is not making fun of anyone or anything. It is simply myself stating my personal belief that this is too autistic (not in a mocking sense) and questioning why it's happening.
You lose, troll.
>>18893119
>I'm autistic and I like those kinda of nonverbal tools. This is my pony Spooky Twist pic.twitter.com/nR1unZXAgh
I CAN'T BREATHE
>>18912396
>>18912396
>Coming from an autist
Called it.
>>18912403
>>18912403
>The second post you replied to, which is me, is not making fun of anyone or anything. It is simply myself stating my personal belief that this is too autistic (not in a mocking sense) and questioning why it's happening.
>You lose, troll.
This whole post is one of, if not the most, autistic things I've ever seen on this site. I think the irony is being lost on you, but the fact that you think I 'lost' because of your stunningly well worded, caustic, heroic post is pathetic. Just turn off your fucking computer and go to bed, you're done for the day.
>>18912392
let the game begin...A
>>18912392
>The Purge: Ponacalypse
>2015
>>18912350
>>18912455
You just quoted a shit ton of random post claiming they're all OP based solely on the fact they all have reaction images, which is pretty standard on /mlp/. This alone is autistic as hell.
Youre getting mad because /mlp/ is making fun of this autistic idea, so in response you call them all autistic and make fun of anons who admit to being autistic.
Kill yourself you hypocritical piece of shit.
>>18912350
>>18912455
Asperger's, actually. And your hypocritical, self-righteous narcissism is worse than anything the rest of this thread has done. First thing you did was condemn people who look down on others for acting slightly autistic. Everything you've done since has been accusing people of slight autism without evidence, then holding yourself up as the paragon of humanity compared to them.
The people in OP's pic need to calm down, stop trying to keep everyone happy all the time, take a realistic look at the world, and toughen up a bit themselves, but at least their intentions are good and their actions are based on some kind of logic. You, though? You just need to die.
>>18912515
>which is pretty standard on /mlp/.
*which is pretty standard on 4chan
FTFY.
Also just report and ignore.
>>18912350
>these are all OP
>you are OP "called you out hard, kid"
NO, you fucking moron.
Pic related.
>>18912392
Fucking genius.
>>18912552
You can tell who OP is because there's text in the posts.
>>18912515
>pretty standard on /mlp/
Maybe among high school kids or /b/ kiddies, OP, which you obviously are. You're embarrassing yourself more and more with every post, fucking stop.
>>18912529
>slight autism without evidence
Trust me, with these replies, I have all the evidence I need.
>>18912552
>actually bothering to go back and use JS/paint to make it look like you weren't samefagging
Beyond pathetic.
I'm screencapping this, I haven't seen somebody get shit all over this bad in years.
>>18912575
Honestly speechless that you still think I'm OP.
>>18912575
There is no reaction image suitable for this.
Stop posting. Stop breathing.
>>18912575
>Maybe among high school kids or /b/ kiddies, OP, which you obviously are. You're embarrassing yourself more and more with every post, fucking stop.
Are you for real? You can't be serious. I'm the autist >>18912396 you made fun of here>>18912455
You're even more autistic than I am holy shit. Take your meds and take a fucking nap kiddo, because you clearly need one.
>>18912606
>continuing to reply to bait
>>18912618
I refuse to believe every single stupid ass thing is bait. Sometimes there really are people this >>18912575 fucking dumb, and trust me /mlp/ is full of them anymore.
>>18912618
If he gets 100 replies calling him an idiot, that doesn't mean he "won", that means he's a fucking idiot. Doubly so if he's just pretending to be retarded.
>>18912634
You should just report and ignore in either case.
>>18912643
Yeah, I never understood the logic in acting stupid so people will think you're stupid.
>>18912618
That's the sad part, he's still going. Maybe I should stop, picking on retards doesn't give them a fair chance.
>>18912606
>>18912643
>>18912634
>>18912618
>>18912615
I'm gonna screencap this and then leave, you've embarrassed yourself enough. Good luck with your SATs, and hey, maybe you'll even get laid before you hit 20.
>>18912392
>>18912392
>>18893074
>we've adapted the color-coded badges popularized by the autistic self advocacy network
>>18912663
>comes to thread angry people are making fun of autist
>does nothing but make fun of autist and use words like retard
>accuses everyone of being OP
Wow. Well done. I'm capping your post for the autism threads. Thanks for the oc.
>>18912659
>>18912643
>acting stupid
Wouldn't that be you because you're still going after admitting you're autistic(which I called), getting called out for samefagging, being in highschool, replying to every single post, saying 'You lose, troll' unironically, then reporting me because you're autistic enough to keep going? You're something else, kid.
>>18912663
Hope you realize that no one is on your side.
If you need a red badge...probably shouldn't be going to a con.
It's really that simple.
>>18912698
>>18912707
>n-no, I never got trolled, he lost because I called him stupid, right guys?
>I'll just reply to every post and vanquish that mean troll with my caustic wit
This is just sad now.
>>18912700
You do realize there is more than one person here right now, right?
>>18912659
Can't report, he didn't strictly speaking break any ruurs. I can, however, say this:
>>18912663
You're an asshole. And there's nothing clever about what you're doing, you're just being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole. If this is bait, it's not creative enough to be worth anything, and if you're sincere, you need to be euthanized. Now stop shitting up the thread and go away.
>>18912392
>mfw
>>18912722
Mkay.
Hooooooly fuck, somebody just got annihilated. This is one of the worst I've seen somebody get in a long time. Thanks for the afternoon entertainment, horsefuckers.
>>18912726
Global rule 3: No trolling or shitposting outside of /b/.
>>18912748
He's self-admittedly autistic, leave the kid alone.
>>18912206
>>18912350
>>18912455
>>18912575
>>18912663
>>18912722
It's been awhile since I've seen somebody their minds on 4chan. Thanks for the fun.
>>18912392
Oh god, I'm on board
>>18912666
Satan trips confirm this must happen.
>>18912765
This is OP again pretending he was just playing along the whole time and never got trolled, just a heads up, not that anyone fell for it.
>>18912760
Tempting to report.Even more tempting to let him sperg and be mocked until he finally realizes the replies are being sent too quickly for it to possibly be one person.
>>18912787
Just report. It's the moral thing to do. It's what Jesus would do.
>>18912787
So it's maybe 2 people pretending they never got trolled, replying every time, and admitting to being autistic? That's even worse.
>>18912787
Yeah, just report all of the replies here>>18912765 as shitposting.
He still thinks it's just one guy
>>18912801
>>18912808
>>18912812
Lawful Good, or Chaotic Evil?
Such a hard decision to make. Oh well. Can't mention it if I do report anyway.
>>18912392
They ALLLL laughed at me when i bought the net gun... well who's laughing NOW, FUCKERS?! GONNA GET ME A SOCK!!!
>>18912808
>>18912812
Shit, I guess it is 2 people. Maybe the autistic one messaged his friend on Steam to come back him up and beat the mean troll and make him look stupid with their combined wit? Bad move, guys, with every passing post this becomes more and more embarrassing.
The worst part is reporting because you got dunked on, that's like getting in a fight, then going to the principal like a little bitch because you got humiliated.
>>18912873
I find it funny that you've done nothing but make fun of the autistic one after he said that was his first post this whole thread, and you were originally mad at the thread for making fun of autistic people. How this much irony is lost on you, I have no idea.
Just my two cents.
>>18912867
I laughed harder at this than I should have
>>18912774
Hermano, this will be fun.
>>18912350
>>18912515
>>18912575
>>18912606
>>18912663
OP Here, I can't even quote any more because I'm laughing too hard.
I've truly created an autism black hole.
>>18893074
Messenger/skype, brought to real life
http://blog.bronycon.org/post/92833766533/jeez-were-just-6-days-away-from-bronycon-and
my fucking god, this gotta be a joke
>>18914029
What.
They mean "minimum", right?
>>18914068
I hope so for the fat autistic neckbeardsor maybe not
>>18913792
>I've truly created an autism black hole.
Jesus christ OP i think you created a spergularity.
I have enjoyed this thread thoroughly.
>>18908320I get this one.
10/10 would wear to bronycon and try best to convince attendees of best Ruinous Power, and to collect skulls from the nearest competing con (or next panel-room over maybe, y'know. whatever generates the most skulls)
Heck, maybe I could just convince everyone to all jump-dance in the music hall again (which for some reason is on the top floor). That would probably get the ball rolling.
>>18908377
Would you wear the yellow one on the side of your sleeve maybe?
Then you could just rotate slowly as they come towards you, going from green at a distance, to yellow to...
>>18900184
Enhance
>>18908937
>>18909915
>>18909933
If this isn't an animation error (doubtful, but I'm too lazy to go check), then the origin of the edit is probably harrytrumansfimbriae, which is basically weird FiM-edits for the sake of weirdness. Some noticeable, some subtle.
>>18914661
Oh yeah, he does good stuff.
Can't find it on the Scootaloo tag, so I either missed it or it isn't his.
>>18893174
red team's full of betas
>>18912867
>foot-fetishist possibly
>absolutely doesn't fuck around tho
>for instance, he has a fucking net gun
We could be friends, I think.