>"So sorry, but I don't associate with monkeys, much less go on dates with them"
Response?
>>29462766
"That's fine. There are plenty of other options anyway."
>>29462766
"So sorry, but I don't associate with donkeys, much less go on dates with them."
>>29462766
"Silly me for thinking donkeys had taste."
>You will never be the Mane Six's lonely single father
Let it go.
Let it go.
>>29447034never
>>29447086
Let it go.
Or I'll give yew a war yew won't beleeb
Previous Thread: >>29401930
Post pics, and love Sunset.
Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Sunset Greentexts-
Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
In Her Defense by Zharkaer- http://pastebin.com/qQZCz4AL
>>29431431
Why?
>>29431450
don't mind him he shitpostin.
>>29431450
Ponies only---no anthro
Previous Thread: >>29350631
>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
Which satyrs' love letters do Derpy mix up and mistakenly give to someone else?
>>29423270
two in ponyville, on in manehattan, one in canterlot
This bump is why you don't start a thread at midnight.
Previous thread >>29320515
A Kingdom Hearts/My Little Pony choose your own adventure thread.
Itt: find adventure, music, action, DARKNESS, your friends being your power, and more dank memes than you can shake a stick at.
Now with Iron Chef showdowns!
General Kingdom Hearts/mlp discussion also
>>29403033
>You are Anon and you’ve just snapped back to reality finding yourself standing at the door to the Carousel Boutique as the sun dips lower and lower towards the horizon.
“Gotta love the way your mind wanders during a long walk like that eh buddy?”
>You muse idly, scratching the snoozing dane between his ears as you knock on the boutique’s ostentatious door.
>”I’m dreadfully sorry dear but we’ve closed early to prepare for the gala.”
>You can hear Rarity’s voice getting louder as she makes her way across the foyer to turn awy whatever last second customer is knocking at her door.
“In fact I’m departing to deliver a client’s gala ensemble as we speak so I’m afraid you’ll just have to wai-Anonymous, why speak of the devil.”
>Rarity appears at the door and her apologetic frown turns into a warm smile as she realizes who it is that’s knocking on her door.
>”Just the man I was going to- what’s this dear?
>Rarity stops mid-sentence when she notices the furry black bundle nestled in your arms.
>”Oh my, Fluttershy convinced you to get a pet didn’t she?”
>You notice the slightest cracks forming in Rarity’s normally calm, polite demeanor as she attempts to decide how to proceed.
“Sort of, how I ended up with Ace is actually a bit of a long story.”
>You reply hesitantly as the drowsy puppy perks up at the sound of his name before falling asleep again.
>”You do recall I have a cat don’t you darling?”
“He’s a good boy, he won’t cause any trouble, will you buddy?”
>Rarity still doesn’t look quite sure when she finally replies
>”It’s not him I’m worried about, but I’m sure he’ll be fine if he’s going to snooze like this the whole time.”
>>29417587
>With the issue resolved Rarity begins to beam once more.
>"Now I’ve kept you standing around in the street for far too long, please come inside darling.”
>The designer ushers you inside with a floating garment bag suspended in her pale blue aura.
>”Now then, are you ready for the unveiling of your wardrobe’s new pièce de résistance?”
>Rarity asks after she’s bustled you into a seat on the sofa, levitated a kettle of tea in from the kitchen, and set up a small array of spotlights focused on the garment bag revolving gently in midair in the center of the room.
“You know you really don’t need to do this with every new item you make for me right?”
>You grin as you sip your tea waiting for Rarity to get on with the show.
>”But what would be the fun in that darling?”
>Rarity winks as her horn flares to life and she casts the garment bag aside revealing a jet black tuxedo that practically shimmers in the brilliant light of spotlights the designer had scattered around the room.
>”A timeless classic tailored to your exact specifications, warm enough for the spring but cool enough for dancing with that special somepony.”
>Rarity extols the virtues of your new suit as she twists and turns it at every angle for you to admire her handiwork.
>”Yes darling I do believe this is my finest work yet!”
>Rarity says with a self-satisfied grin as she returns your new suit to its garment bag to the sound of your applause.
“Well you’ve certainly come a long way since the first suit you made for me”
>You agree as you think back to the bedazzled monstrosity that looked like it had escaped from a bad Elvis tribute show.
>”I still think the gemstones would have accentuated your eyes, at least they would have if you didn’t insist on wearing that mask all the time and put more care into your grooming.”
“Hey, I’m trying on that front at least.”
>You protest sullenly as you pull out the bundle from Dapper Dan’s shop.
>>29417594
>As you do a glint of green catches your eye and you reach in to discover the Wolf’s Tear from earlier this morning.
>Somehow it feels like it’s been days since you picked this up
“Actually Rarity that reminds me of something. You’re a gem expert; do you think you can tell me anything about this?”
>You ask as you pull out the cool green gemstone and pass it over to the marshmallow unicorn.
>”Well at first glance I can tell you that this gem has an exquisite latticework”
“Latticework?”
>”Yes dear, the latticework of a gem’s crystalline structure makes it an ideal medium for storing magical energy or in truly exquisite cases entire spells.”
“So I could store some kind of spell in that gem?”
>You ask curiously as Rarity examines it more closely.
>”Well you could but it seems like it already has some kind of spell on it.”
>She explains as she looks through the gem.
>”It seems like this particular gem has some kind of vision enhancement spell imbued in it. I can see all the way to the far end of the shopping district”
>She says as she gazes out the window.
>”Best you hang on to it darling, I’m sure someone more experienced with such things could do something interesting with it. Perhaps Twilight?”
>Rarity suggests as she returns the gem to you and you return it to its safe spot in your bag.
“Well I’m heading back over to Twilight’s anyway, maybe I can have her take a look after this cook-off”
>This time it’s Rarity’s turn to look confused as she asks.
“>Cook-off? Whatever do you mean dear?”
“Oh, Apparently Pinkie and Twilight are trying to settle some kind of disagreement with a cook-off and Twilight asked me to be the judge.”
Some selected greens:
A Lust for Revenge by MnM:
http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
Starlight Glimmer story by Faggot13:
http://pastebin.com/nCg3mqpB
Pet Glimmer (in progress) by Prith:
http://pastebin.com/qsArUNJn
"Starlight/Anon daddy >rape story"
http://pastebin.com/VFsxbFpC
My laptop was stolen and I lost my pony folder.
I will try to sift through the booru for images but I'd much appreciate if you post all the Glimmer webms you have. Thank you.
Also, back up your files.
>>29411680
Just a few, and judging by the filenames they're from Derpibooru, but for what it's worth.
>>29411693
>ongoing
Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi - http://pastebin.com/PqiY52Zi
Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6
Magic and Mud - http://pastebin.com/mTAB4nnE
Finding It - http://pastebin.com/QxyZ3BfR
>ded
Sniper Anon - http://pastebin.com/3eN6HitC
Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL
Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK
Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d
Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz
Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6
>random
"Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC
Sirdubs: http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Spankybat: http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf
>Remember, no homo.
Previous thread: >>29328265.
>>29409928
First for dicking careful again and dicking brave and vannie for the first time
>>29409928
>While the title says "Royal Guard Mare," any gender or species is fine, as long as they are royal guards. But please take your gay centric prompts/stories to the Homo Horse Hangout thread.
You had one job new guy, one job
>>29409980
>its the royal guard mare thread
>but everything other than royal guard mares is fine
yeah, no.
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[[ReSnaptcha]]A fancy dinner is best followed by..?
GAS THE BLOBS ORGANISM WAR NOW
>>29396754
Cuddle-session
>>29396754
Oral sex between friends.
"32 Point Buy Characters" Edition
Previous thread >>29260350
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Updated Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_Wikia thanks to NoHooves for updating it
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time". New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times
>"N-now accepting b-bribes! P-pizza and ch-cheetos only!"
>>29392670
First for plaguies the wise
For Moonhorse and Moonhorse accessories.
Previous thread: >>29235629
Pastebin of stories: http://pastebin.com/He5X50m6
Sure, we saw that Luna had some trouble adjusting socially after a thousand years on the moon. But what other things did she have trouble getting used to? What would she think is the strangest technology to develop in her absence?
>>29375273
I'm first to be first reply and i'm not even a moonfag.
>>29375273
It's time!
Starting it back up again.
>Pastebin List
http://pastebin.com/pTAqfjD6
>>29359276
I want Sunset to be my hot older sister.
I want Chrysalis to be my cute yandere older sister.
>>29359276
>imouto Sunset
It's time for the occasional Shadowbolt thread! Post discussion, pics, and greentext about the students and teachers of Crystal Prep here!
Think the Shadowbolts will appear again in the EqG pilots, or if it happens, the series? Talk about it!
Found some new art or feel like making your own? Show us!
Want to write some green? It would be much appreciated!
And of course, show your love for your favorite Crystal Prep character!
>>29320370
Here's some green to start the thread off.
A Sugarcoated Jacket: http://pastebin.com/gPWsRRU7
>The next day.
>A friday.
>You are Sugarcoat.
>You're sitting in the passenger seat next to your mother, Gumdrop, as she drives you to school.
>"Let's go over this again."
"Must we?"
>"I just want to make sure I haven't missed anything!"
"You're way too excited about this."
>"So, you call me up yesterday out of the blue, saying it was an emergency and that I needed to be ready to pick you up from school."
"Yes."
>"As the good, considerate mother that I am-"
"Debatable."
>"I was there waiting as you stepped out."
"True."
>"But to my surprise, you're wearing a boy's jacket! And you won't tell me why, or even take it off until you get home! Not to mention you've been in a bad mood ever since."
>You sigh.
>"And here it is, the next day, and you're having me drive you to school, when you normally take the bus. Did I get everything?"
>She asks looking over with a smile.
"You got it."
>You answer annoyed.
>"And yet, I still don't understand what all this is about."
"That would make sense since I haven't told you anything."
>"Well, that could easily be fixed right n-"
"I'm still not going to tell you anything, mom. ...Not yet, anyways."
>"So I have to wait to find out what's going on in my own daughter's life?"
"You have to wait because I'm not even sure what's going on myself."
>Your mother laughs.
"Really, mom?"
>"Don't take it the wrong way! It's just... it all seems more dramatic than it probably is!"
>You scowl.
"Well I'm glad my hardship is able to amuse you."
>"You'll laugh at this too when you look back on it someday."
"I highly doubt that."
>"Let me at least guess what happened."
>You groan and push your glasses up to rub your eyes.
"How far are we from school?"
>"You have a boyfriend."
>She says giddily.
"Why won't this car ride end?!"
>You shout at the roof.
>>29320379
>"And you and him..."
>She takes a dramatic pause.
>"Got frisky at school!"
"MOTHER?!"
>"You can tell me! I'll be happy to hear it, really!"
"Then I'm happy to disappoint you! No, I did NOT get 'frisky' with a boy!"
>"I think that's exactly what happened, since you're so afraid of your father finding out. Heaven forbid were he to hear any of this."
>She says childishly with one hand over her mouth.
>Your entire body stiffens and you lean over to point a finger at her.
"NO! Not one word to daddy, mom! Not ONE! You promised!"
>She gently pushes you back to your seat.
>"Yes, yes, I know. I was only teasing, dear."
>The car FINALLY pulls in front of the school.
>She puts the car into park and grabs onto your arm to prevent you from escaping.
>Smart.
>"Now listen."
>Her expression and tone have become more serious.
>"You know I love you, right?"
"Yes, mother."
>You look away as you answer.
>"And you know that you can always come to me about anything?"
"Yes, mother."
>She smiles again.
>"Good. When you're ready, I'll be waiting. Now come here so I kiss you."
>She pulls you over to her and plants a kiss on your forehead.
"Moooom! I told you, not at school!"
>You struggle and break away from her to step out of the car.
>"Don't forget your things!"
"Wasn't going to."
>You open the rear door of mom's sedan to pull out your backpack and a plain, unremarkable bag.
>She lowers the passenger window.
>"Try to have a good day, drama queen! And tell your boyfriend I said hi!"
"Please drive away now."
>She does, but not before giving you one last giddy smile.
>That woman annoys you far more than should be allowed.
>...But after talking to your mom, you do feel better.
>Right.
>You've made it to school.
>You're wearing your new, spare uniform.
>And in this bag you have Anon's jacket.
>This is the reason you couldn't ride the bus.
>The last thing you want is to be questioned about it.
>>29320383
>You're just going to quickly find Anon and give it back to him.
>The walk across campus is... going fine.
>No one seems to be looking at you.
>You step into the main foyer.
>It's packed with your peers.
>And... everything is okay.
>No staring, no pointing, no laughing.
>It's actually like Indigo said.
>Everyone is over it.
>Good.
>This is good!
>Now if you can give Anon his jacket back before class starts, it'll all be done with.
>You take your phone out of your skirt pocket and start typing.
[Anon I just got to school and I have your jacket where can we meet]
>Sent.
>While you're waiting for a reply, you may as well get to your locker.
>You begin making your way through the crowd, allowing yourself a small smile.
>Why?
>Is it because... you'll get to see Anon again?
>Suddenly, someone bumps into you.
"Uff! Watch where you're go-!"
>"Hey there, Trenchcoat!"
>Oh no.
>Not this bitch again.
"I'm not interested in your bullshit today, Suri."
>You try to sidestep her, but she moves along with you, staying in your way.
"Move out of the way!"
>She has a huge grin.
>"But there's so much for us to talk about! Like, for instance, what's in that bag?"
"Wha-!"
>You feel the straps of the bag being ripped away from your fingers.
>She's taken the bag and stepped back.
"Give that back!"
>You lounge at her, but you're stopped as Upper Crust and Fleur grab onto and hold you back from behind.
>Did they plan this?!
"What the fuck?! Let me go!"
>"This seems really important! I think we should take a look into this, mkay?"
>No.
>You struggle, but you're held in place as Suri reaches in and pulls the jacket out.
>The look of delight on her face is sickening.
>"OOOhhhh wow! I was RIGHT! I knew it! HEY EVERYONE!"
>She holds the jacket up higher and starts waving it around to get everyone's attention.
>No!
>NO!
>"LOOK AT THIS!"
>A crowd was already starting to form, but now you're surrounded.
The Queen Chrysalis and Changeling thread.
The "Bugbutt needs some love" edition.
Previous thread:
>>29014340
/bug/ pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/PjB4LKgd
Discord Chat:
https://discord.gg/raXueZA
IRC Chat:
irc.canternet.org on port 6666 at #bugpone
To connect to the /bug/ IRC chat, go to https://client.canternet.org/ and join #bugpone
IF YOU HAVE AN EXTERNAL CLIENT, then to connect to canternet, you join the host irc.canternet.org through port 6666, then join #bugpone as normal.
Hey what going on in this thread?
drawfag here
taking request
anything is on the table
>>29528105
twilight very angry in her rapidash form
>>29528105
Get the fuck >>>out.
And there is draw thread if you actually want to draw, not attentionwhore.
Shadowlock (edgelord with a cloak in pic related) having sex with Twilight while she moans in pleasure.
As movie hype is building up, characters are getting introduced and the first new episode titles are popping up it's time to get started on /mlp/'s bingo cards!
We'll be doing two this year, one for the movie and one for S7. I'd appreciate it if over the course of this week, you could put forward suggestions for both in this thread, so I can set up voting for these suggestions by next weekend. Last year there were 57 S6 suggestions to vote for so I'd prefer if we could at least as many.
There are currently 60 suggestions for S7 and 22 for the movie, so we need some more for the movie at least.
Info that has already been spoiled and confirmed is automatically disqualified for the bingo.
S7:
-26 episodes
S07E?? - Celestial Advice
S07E?? - All Bottled Up
S07E13 -AJ parents flashback episodeAJ and RD parents revealed
RD: Windy Whistles and Beau Hot Hoof
AJ: Bright Mac and Pear Butter, grampa Old Grand Pear
Romeo & Juliet style duet in flashback
-MLP IDW #51-53 tie into S7
-Princess Luna song
-possible continuation of reformed changelings storyline
-William Shatner guest-starring
Writers:
-Nico Confalone: 1 episode
-G.M. Berrow: 2 episodes
-Mike Fox
-Wil Fox
-no Mike Vogel
-no Dave Polsky
-no Kevin Burke
-no Chris Doc Wyatt
-no Jennifer Skelly
Movie:
The herd of brave ponies comes eye to eye with their biggest enemy. The mischievious Storm King decides to steal all of the magic from their home Kingdom of Equestria. In order to save it, the brave heroes have to set out to a journey full of adventures. They will make new friends like seaponies or good pirates and will live through many emotional and funny turn of events to once again prove that friendship is magic.
-Executive Producers:
Meghan McCarthy
Mike Vogel
Distributed by Lionsgate
-Director:
Jayson Theissen
-Screenplay:
Meghan McCarthy
Rita Hsiao
-VA's:
Sia Furler (Songbird Serenade) - the hottest musical act in Equestria
Liev Schreiber (The Storm King) - Big Bad Villain, iron-fisted ruler of all lands south of Equestria with his sights set on expansion.
Taye Diggs (Capper) - con artist cat turned hero
Emily Blunt (Tempest Shadow) - a unicorn whose broken horn speaks of a troubled past, an outcast and second-in-command to the Storm King. Sailing through the stormy skies in her rolling Sky Skiff.
Zoe Saldana (Captain Celaeno) - dynamic leader of the Parrot Pirate Crew
Kristin Chenoweth (Princess Skystar) - Energetic Daughter of Queen Novo
Michael Peña (Grubber) - hilarious bumbling hedgehog sidekick to The Storm King
Uzo Aduba (Queen Novo) - Regal Ruler of the Sea Ponies, Queen Novo’s loyal Hippogriffs are as brave and strong as they are majestic!
-Music:
-7 songs
-Twilight and Spike duet
-live orchestra
Daniel Ingram
Steffan Andrews
-movie start: Twilight and Spike write invitations to a party, Songbird Serenade performs but a calamity occurs
-journey throughout Equestria and beyond to obtain intel on how to defeat antagonists from those who already faced them
-sea pony kingdom + Mane 6 transformation
-pirates
-hippogriffs
-no Discord
-no Starlight Glimmer
Last thread: >>29499361
Let's see if I can muster up some more movie ideas:
>Starlight cameo
>Sunset cameo
>Trixie cameo
>Derpy cameo
>Spike fucks up and nearly dooms the mission
>Lots of rainbows at the end of the movie
>"A New Hope"-esque ceremony at the end (pic related)
>Spike/Grubber scene
>Sia movie song in the top 40
>Pinkie acting silly in a post-credit scene
>Sea shanty song
The movie is a lot tougher than S7 since there's a lot less room for possibilities. The movie will be one story, while S7 will probably be 24 different stories.