>>29607353
I don't.
You're still a faggot though, OP.
>>29607353
But I don't.
She's extra cute, I don't even mind the hippie thing.
>>29607353
Because she's a smelly DUDE WEED LMAO
Is anyone else attending HAHcon today?
huh?
I'm watching Crowne Prince cooking pancakes right now. This is the best thing ever
>>29607227
>2017
>cons still a thing
>going to cons
>"Dragons don't do friends."
"This dragon does."
What did he mean by this?
>>29607157
Not what you probably are thinking of, OP.
>"The horse jews fear the horse samurai."
How did they get away with that line?
>>29607161
>Ask niece who her favorite pony is
>"All of them."
Why can't you guys have such good taste?
I have a waifu, who can't not be my favorite pony, but I still platonically love all the others.
>>29606900
Shut up you frogposting retard
I like this filly.
This is a very nice filly.
Do you like this filly?
>>29606549
No. She's barely marginally better than Glimmer, but that's not saying much.
all I know is that this filly likes eating shit
>>29606574
>Her master is HowToBasic and he dropped a cake into the toilet and Nyx sabotaged his video
Hello you horsefuckers, Today i have a tale to tell.
I had a dream yesterday, I fucked one of the horses. Never watched the show, Infact i hate all horsefuckers. Anywho, In the dream i fucked one of the horses. (Pic related, i think its the one i fucked)
hahhaha xdd
>>29605850
Your subconscious is telling you to fuck the horse pussy, anon.
>>29605850
Did you cum inside her?
Pick one book to give to Twilight
>>29605742
Any other options besides that one to pick from?
>>29605751
Everything ever written can be picked
>>29605742
I'd give her The Tale of the Stretched Purple Ponut
Not a fan of mlp
But fuck you guys keep me entertained, so put a embarrassing mlp irl related stories.
>>29605590
If you want to be 'entertained' just go watch a PTS or something.
Once a huge guy came up to me. I don't mean big, I mean fucking huge. Maybe 500 lb. I could feel my heart getting weak just looking at the rolling pounds of fat swelling up all over him. Stains I really didn't want to think about covered his cargo pants, trench coat, and way-too-tight T-shirt. Every step seemed to take a heavy breath from him.
And that's just the stuff that assailed my eyes. The smell was unbearable. I had to fight back tears as the putrid scent of a man who had no doubt masturbated over a hundred times without a single shower. It's not an exaggeration to say I've smelt skunks that were better smelling.
He moved his mouth like a fish gulping air, and I realized he was trying to speak. "N, n, n, n," he kept trying to force out. Despite my revulsion at meeting an avatar of Nurgle, curiosity won out.
"Are you okay?" I asked, half in disgust and half in concern. As horrifying as this abomination was, I didn't really want to see it die. Especially since I'd probably encounter a smell unlike any outside of R'lyeh.
"N, not a fan of mlp," he forced out, his fat-streaked mouth flapping, "but fuck you guys keep me entertained."
>>29605590
My favorite story is about that time that a faggot who didn't like the show came here because his life was worthless, and he thought that seeing cringe starred by someone else would let him forget how pathetic he was. He was wrong. Laughs were had.
>when you finally come to terms with the fact that you'll never be with your waifu
I will never come to terms! I have given up on reality.
>>29605565
You just now figured out that cartoon characters aren't real?
>>29605565
If that was just the extent of the emptiness that I live with then this life might actually be tolerable. There are few feelings worse than realizing you are middle aged and that you never got to experience life.
>screencaps/gifs from later seasons that yourself from the past would not believe are real
this
>>29605525
>>29605525
Ive recently been on a nostalgia trip and because of it I've decided to start watching the show again but I have to ask, are seasons 5 and 6 even worth the watch? Will they just be disappointing?
>>29605476
don't
>>29605485
Pretty bad then?
>>29605476
Season five was a real return to form. Mostly because Larson had the head editor role role for the first half of it. Season six was kinda eh.
So we all know that fucking the horse pussy is something that you need to do. But what about cumming? Do you cum inside of it or outside? And what about the duration? How long do we have to fuck the horse pussy? Can we switch to another hole after a certain amount of time has passed? This whole thing is left up to vague interpretation. We need some kind of union drafted guideline for dealing with horse pussy.
>>29605383
Anal and oral is fine too
Also hoofjobs are accepted
>>29605383
You must cum inside at least once.
>>29605394
>at least once,Fucking normie.
Just how many people even frequent this board any more?
>>29605273
We had this shit already.
12-75 depending on day/time
>>29605273
Several times everyday
I miss the amazing happy feeling I got when I originally discovered the show, help a brother get it again?
>>29605031
>>29605031
Cute little ponies, one by one
Cute little ponies have some fun
Cute little ponies, two by two
Cute little ponies love you too
Cute little ponies, three by three
Cute little ponies laugh with glee
Cute little ponies, four by four
Cute little ponies love you more
>Hey Anon, why are you so quiet?
>>29604841
Because I don't have anything to add to the conversation, and frankly I don't know what's going on anymore.
What episode is that shot from?
>>29604841
God damnit,every where I go people fucking say that and now it's happening here. Shit just leave me alone! Why do you fucking care if I talk or not? What the fuck do you want me to say?!