Look at what I picked up today
>>29644430
cum on it
>>29644430
I ordered my first piece of merch from some girl on eBay. It's a vinyl scratch figurine.
>>29644430
>not a starlight build-a-bear with red satin panties
dropped
So I don't think we have discussed this in a while: where the fuck did Celestia get Spike's egg from? Is this actually a common test for students? Was it stolen, or given to her?
>>29644290
She probably has a deal with a dragon nation that they give her these eggs in exchange for not invading them.
>>29644290
>Is this actually a common test for students?
It seemed to be, with the way it was presented to Twilight.
Considering the overall friendliness of ponies, I doubt the egg was stolen. Equestria probably has some agreement with dragons.
>>29644298
That's a stupid idea, don't repeat it.
>>29644290
Don't think about, because the writers absolutely haven't.
you just Got to love the internet sometimes man, people will make porn of Everything! even when you ask them not to. like this cute little guy for example!
we have to protect the little horse
sage this thread until it on page 11 (but not like that time when on /b/ the pages broke and it just kept going and going and going and you had to do a trick to even get back)
>>29644246
your right...
we must protect him At All Costs!
quick! i'll get the hammer and nails! you get the boards! we will Not let Rule 34 win!
Oh God! the pornifcation is already starting!
Hi people.Im just a new fun of MLP Fandom.I saw the show first time in my friend´s house,in Arizona.Then,I became a really good fan.Can anyone give me a little guide to the MLP Fandom?
>>29644071
I cum on real live horses.
>>29644071
Go to equestriadaily.com.
Ask there.
And never come back here.
>>29644071
Sure. First rule: GET THE FUCK OUT.
I love the mountains, I love the clear blue sky~
Sometimes I think. When I look way up high.
That there's such a big world up there, I'd love to give it a try...
>>29643812
I love my waifu, I love my Fluttershy~
>>29643812
I love big bridges.
Last Session >>29613429
ITT: I, OP, will be taking you on a ride through the third age of Equestria. A time long before the original Elements of Harmony were born, with the unification of the three pony tribes still fresh in the minds of Equestrians everywhere, where Princesses Celestia and Luna struggle to maintain peace under the chaotic reign of Discord and ordinary ponies rise to the occasion with the dreams of becoming great heroes and defending their young nation. You are Pocket Knife, a small unicorn in a big world. With your best friend, Strawberry Fields, you take on the annual tournament held by the Sisters where ponies compete in a series of duels to win a great prize: a favor from Princess Celestia and Luna themselves.
This quest will be run in a tabletop system, the 5th edition of D&D to be exact. Meme at me all you want, but this is how I want to do it. It’s fun for me, and I’ll make it fun for you if you trust me and play along. Mechanical babble will be at a minimum except when you guys ask for it. I will, of course, be acting as the Dungeon Master and you all as the players. Feel free to ask any questions on how I run things.
Last we left off, we just witnessed Strawberry kick off the tournament by winning her first fight. Your tourn will be coming oh so soon. Best be prepared for it. It'll be a few minutes before my first post, so sit tight.
>>29622253
>It's been a while since you saw Strawberry kick in the teeth of that red pegasus. Since then you watch a few miscellaneous ponies go hoof-to-hoof with each other. You study them eagerly, taking note of the winners and what kind of strategy they'll use. The only one you really deem to be a major threat is a unicorn like yourself, the one with a grey, sooty look to his coat and a black mane, but otherwise pretty scrawny. Even YOU were pretty sure you could beat him up. If you could get close, that is.
>...
>Soon enough, you see that pegasus in the white robe fly above the field.
>"And the next contestants... Jasper and Pocket Knife. Please step on the field.
>Oh.
>THAT guy.
>This was going to be FUN.
>You see a familiar smirk on the noble pony's face as the both of you step onto the grassy open space. He pulls a rapier, not unlike your own, from is sheath and clenches it in his teeth.
How do you wanna go about this?
>Blast him with Firebolt or Chill Touch
>Use a major spell right off the bat, then wail on him.
>No, you need to conserve your magic for a real opponent. Time for some fencing.
>Other (Specify)DM's Note: Your spells are in the OP. Sleep and Charm Person are self-explanatory. Hideous Laughter makes your opponent laugh uncontrollably. Note that CP is less likely to work if your opponent is hostile.
>>29643856
Throw a firebolt and spend a bonus action to hide
>>29643869
There is literally no where to hide.
I'm aware that some of you don't know this sperg-aton of a piece
Let's fix it
>>29643500
>>29643504
>>29643513
Would you still love your wife if she was a true southern woman? Opinionated, won't ever let you be in charge, dips, drinks, does drugs, won't date you unless you're a proper southern gentleman, picky eater, bad temper, Knows that Hellmanns is superior to Duke's? What southern behavior would you not tolerate? Can you handle a true southerner?
>>29643440
>dating treason sympathists
no thanks goy
>>29643440
Would you still love her if she has fucked up teeth from dipping?
Would you look a gift horse in the mouth?
>>29643440
I wouldn't love any of them if they were real women
I want to make fun of Pinkie's weight till she hurts/kills herself
>>29642747
edgy
I want pinkie pie to shit in my mouth.
>>29642747
I want to tease her about her weight but just so she could make cute annoyed sounds and become indignant.
Are there people here who ship them unironically?
There are always people who do something unironically.
Shipping is for faggots regardless. This ship is just pathetic though, like the sad autist in ninth grade that constantly hovered over that one pretty prep girl and her chad bf, except this is even worse because it's a fucking cartoon about pastel horses and any investment you have in the situation is null causeshe's not real
>>29642623
I like the thought of Discord going to earth and turning into people's waifu and having sex with them while making them think it was all a dream.
Which horse is the most autistic /mlp/?
>>29642513
All of them are autistic but in different ways.
>>29642513
Poochie.
>>29642521
Who?
>Nobody believes season 2 is bad.
>>29642451
>b&thro
It's not anthro. It's a pony with the behaviour of a cat. Look at those paws. Nothing human here.
>>29642451
No, I agree with you, Pinkie. I liked all the seasons, even if I rolled my eyes. You know, I even like you, but only as friends.
What's her name and why is she so hot
Sunshine Smiles
>>29642406
You've got a thing for blondes
>>29642406Family Fun
>"Glimmy want upsies!"
>>29642370
Who?
>>29642385
Poochie.
>places tendies on glimmies Katana
https://youtu.be/l3SVXz3TFr8
>>29640778
>This thread again
This is so depressing
Let's do this
>>29640778
Oh my god, just fucking kill yourself already, faggot
Would you help her?