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Is there A Shimmer of Hope for her return in Season 7?

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I think she's cute

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Want hoovsies /mlp/?

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>You look out over the crowd, all of them staring you down with hatred in their eyes.
>From the elevated platform you're on, you can even see the Princesses.
>"Anonymous, for your crimes against Equestria and all of pony kind, you have sentenced to hang by the neck until dead."
>You recall a group of guards mentioning that yours was the first execution in six decades.
"I appreciate the honor, Princess, and I gladly accept. However, before I go, I'd like to sing one last song to this beautiful audience."
>Celestia grimaces, clearly seeing that there is no way out of such a simple request.

What do you sing to the crowd before your execution, /mlp/?

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This smug faggot blocks your way.

What do you do?

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Show me your rarest parasprites, /mlp/.
Rare Sprites?
Rare Paras?

http://rarepepedirectory.com/?page_id=25

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Just curious, mostly fanfics and stuff?
https://derpy.me/3iOZv
here's stream for anyone not doing fanfics or whatever.

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Besides your dick, what would be a perfect gift for Fluttershy?

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>Hey Lauren, what's that?
Nothing, Mr. Vogel
>Is that an alicorn Twilight?
>And a bunch of parody comics?
>And a bunch of porn?
Nothing to see here. Go back to your office.
>Oh my god is that robot clockwork pony and a black & red alicorn?
Go back to being an executive, you faggot.
>Change of plans, Lauren. The new demographic obviously wants a different direction,.
>Lauren move over and let me direct.

T-tt-thanks MLP. I just lost MUH JOB. Hope you're happy with the end results.

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...This is, definitively, the cutest thing I've ever laid my eyes on.

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This is the thread to post good pony pics of any pony, share good art of ponies

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Incase you wanted to know.

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Prove to me that pones don't reproduce asexually and form couples to make parenthood easier

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Who is your favorite MLP YouTuber?

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>be Cadance
>talking to anon
>he asks about how things are in bed
"Um... we... sleep? It's... soft, I guess?"
>he adopts an annoyed look
>"No, I mean your sex life."
>sex
>even more confused now
"What in Equestria is sex?"
>see a bit of fear in his eyes
>"Y'know, when... uh..."
>he makes a hole with his fingers and rapidly puts the other in and out of the finger-hole
>wtf.jpg
"What are you doing?"
>he stops and looks at me again
>"It's how make babies, y'know? Penis in vagina?"
>what the fuck is he talking about
"Um, I have no idea what a penis or vagina is, but babies are made by the consensual oral contact of a male pony and a female pony who come out the same way. It has no feeling, so ponies don't do it that often, resulting in low birth rates."
>something breaks in him
>he silently gets up leaves
"Um, anon? Is it something I said?"
>he keeps walking
>mfw

>be anon
>just learned this
>go home to drink obscene amounts of alcohol
>tfw you will be a virgin forever
>tfw you will never fuck a perfect pony pussy

>inb4 "But that's not biology, OP"
Neither is unicorns, magic, griffons, flying ponies, sentient animals, etc.
This is a world without science, do whatever the fuck you want with their biology