How long do you think War Dash has gone without mating? Probably a long time, right?
Why, I bet at the first chance, she'd pounce the first guy she sees and rut him into oblivion
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Her cunt must be extra crusty too
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>Rut him
Are you saying she has a penis, OP?
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>>29653311
You're really so much of a faggot you can't imagine your waifu screwing you without her being driven to absolute desperation?
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How much is a pony willing to pay for a physical copy of this?
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>>29651503
A pony, not a single bit, since they're all about niceness.
A human being dunno. Why don't you ask?
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>>29651503
well, itll cost me my dick anyway since it will probably fall off after the the masturbating i would do after i acquired if
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Proof that I'm not bluffing.
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Niche Idea Graveyard; Rebranding Edition due to confusion.
So many specific scenarios, so many specific fetishes, all eventually dead due to lack of interest in such a niche idea. But what if you gather all the small ideas into one place? The purpose of this thread is an attempt to gather together the multitude of bump generals into one place to hopefully produce more content and less wasted potential, be they dead, dying, or even if they haven't existed yet.
What belongs here? Mild to intermediate ideas that you would expect most anons to enjoy, or at the very least not be off-put by the idea. It could be a simple vague idea that generates a lot of interest for a while before it dies off, or it could be a very specific request. Have an idea you find interesting but can't seem to find a place for? Perhaps you should try here.
What doesn't? More extreme or controversial fetishes; fetishes that people either love or hate. Fetishes that already have their own general or have been moved to /trash/. Some examples are vore, diapers, fat, and inflation. The point of this thread is to bring together people who may enjoy a wide variety of ideas, not to divide it into groups of cliques. Stick to specific fetish generals for those. If an idea becomes problematic, they may be asked to move on.
Thread pastebin
http://pastebin.com/VP3xtvNL
If you're still confused, say so. I'm trying to make the thread's purpose as clear as possible but I don't think it's working and I'd like to know how I could word it differently. Some of the people I talked to seemed to think this was only for /d/-tier material or something and that every idea had to have a niche fetish tied to it, thus the rename. It's for niche ideas, fetishes are secondary. The stories don't even have to involve sex.
If you're writing short stories or don't plan to ever use a name or have your own pastebin, please let people know so they can save your work elsewhere. Taking suggestions on how we should deal with this.
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Also dropped that entire writefag suggestions thing since most of the ideas were poorly conveyed or straight up memes. Will start a new collection as we go.
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"Niche idea" and "expect many anons to enjoy" do not go together.
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After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
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>>29650710
Another week, another Eq.I thread.
We should have been up last weekend, but i've been busy as a bee these last weeks.
But to highligt it; turns out my grandfathers brother may have been a catalyst in why Estonia never turned Communist in 1924, so that's pretty cool. It also might help explain why he and his wife were executed in Siberia later.
I had intended to write more tonight, but i've got some physical tests i'd like to pass tomorrow morning. But i'm planning to dedicate what's rest of the day to writing. It's about time i make some srs progress.
What about you negroes, anything new?
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>As you start walking down the basement stairs, you can hear Marilyn Manson's "Tainted Love" growing louder.
>By now, you shouldn't be surprised, but oh god
>Wide brim hats and trench coats. Everywhere.
>It's like you're going to a midnight showing of Blade 2.
>Most are tapping away on their Anime sticker covered Alienware laptops, getting seconds of Hot Pockets or a refill from the almost industrial sized Mountain Dew barrel.
>They've got quite a fucking operation going on, you'll give them that.
>???: "Triangulating Chinatsu Ayumu's phone has proven futile, DM!"
>DM: "Blast! This 'Anon' is slipping through our fingers! I'll-!"
>???: "DM! You've got to see this!"
>DM: "What?!"
>???: "After checking with DMV, i found out Anon just a few days ago bought a new car!"
>DM: "W-what?! Do we have its plates?"
>???: "We do! It's 6GDD486"
>DM: "Did everyone hear that? I want all available resources on this, pronto!"
>SHIT
>MIGUEL, YOU FUCK
>He must've written over the car on your name when you bought it the other day.
>And now everyone's looking for it.
>No matter what, you can't let them find it.
>Come on, come on... How can you at least slow them down?
>What are the dependent on?
>What would they crumble without?
>idea.jpg
"H-hey, I need to take a leak"
>???: "Up the stair, to the left"
"T-thanks"
>You leave the basement, and as you reach ground level, you're kind of stunned to again breathe air that isn't thick with grease.
>You look to your left, and see a long line behind it, so you're assuming it's the toilet.
>???: "If you want to use the toilet, take a number, onii-chan"
"A-alright, I'll just have a look around while I wait..."
>You enter the next room, which happen to be the kitchen.
>Please be here...
>you open the cabinet, and start looking among the ingredients.
>Come on!
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>>29650731
>Just then, when you look behind the can of spaghetti, you find it
>Citric acid
>You take it out, and shake a few spoons full of the powder into a glass.
>you tap some hot water into the glass from the sink, until the acid has transformed into a somewhat thick fluid.
>Alright, just got to play it cool...
>Just as you turn around, you see "Kairo Seijuro's mom"
>???: "W-what are you up to, son?"
"I-uh..."
>She tilts her head in wonder.
>Come on, think of something!
"I've got to take my... Autism medication"
>She visibly eases up
>???: "Oh alright! I just figured there had to be some explanation you left your friends! Now don't just stand there, I'm sure they're waiting for you!"
"Y-yeah"
>Awkwardly, she watches as you leave the kitchen, and enter the hall.
>you pick up your phone and switches on the WIFI.
>"SONIC_x_DASH" is within range.
>Go fucking figure.
>The signal is on 90 %, so the router can't be far.
>As you enter the dining room, the signal strengthens.
>Then, at the end of the room, you see the router.
>Alright, you've got to be quick about this.
>You approach the router, and look behind you, to confirm no one's watching.
>Then with a swift motion, you spill the citric acid into the vent opening of the router
>A little smoke seeps out of it.
>You check your phone again, and the signal is dead
>Respect +
>As you start walking for the door, you can hear autistic shrieking from the cellar.
>That ought to put them on hold for a while
>As you step down the porch, the house is buzzing like a wasp’s nest that's just been shat on.
>Your calm walking soon turns into jogging, and not before long, into running. You've got to get to your car, and pronto.
>Not to mention you've got to get a new one.
>You'll be lucky if they haven't already sniffed it out.
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Spaghetti/PowerLevel thread
Have you ever let your power levels slip? How many people know?
While back I used my older bros laptop to download pony music to put on my music player. Couple years pass, and he's playing music connected to the Bluetooth speaker. 2 of my other siblings are there. Idk how the fu this happened but rainbow factory starts playing. Bro says "what the balls is this?" all look at me. "uhh... A friend sent them to me... To listen to..." They're actually just like "kk" and it turned out alright in the end.
Another time I uploaded smile.exe to the school servers, but they never figured it out.
Those are the only times the external world has known of my cringe. Otherwise I've been good for like 4 years.
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A month or two after the Google+/YouTube changeover, I put a pony as my YouTube avatar. A classmate was subscribed to me. Thankfully, he never said anything about it. I don't even know if he noticed or cared.
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>>29650695
At college right now, living in a residence hall.
I keep my plushies and other poner stuff in my wardrobe, and one day I woke up to some dude going into my room and opening it. Then he looked at me and said "Oh, uh I'm in the wrong room, sorry." and slowly backed out.
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She could be blunt all she wants
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but she knows in her inside that she needs hugs
I want totickle her tummy
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bump for cutest girl
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This board will never get behind this.
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>>29643691
I'd get behind that
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What did she mean by this?
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>>29633435
i really want to kown
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>>29633435
I don't know.
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Who is the shittiest alicorn, and why is it Cadence?
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>why is it Cadence?
Because Glimmer isn't an alicorn yet.
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>>29659672
Not so fast.
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>>29659686
>tfw this thing has two episodes dedicated to it.
>tfw Celestia, the sun god, has none
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>Anon, I know I said to make yourself at home while you stay here, but...were you just masturbating in my shower?
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>>29659164
Were you just watching me shower?
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>>29659164
Why were you watching me?
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>>29659164
>pony
Waste of thread, remake it but with EQG Fluttershy instead and we might have some activity
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Take the mane six.
Now name the three you dislike the most.
People try to guess your favorite pone.
G O !Glimmer fags,GET THE FUCK 'OUTTA HERE
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Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
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>>29658049
Glimmy!
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Rainbow, Rarity and Apple
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You've enlisted in the Equestrian Army to fight the war against Sombra. Congratulations!
Unfortunately, being a human and not a pony, their weapons are a bit below your size rating.
So, what are you going to use as your weapon of choice? No gunpowder allowed.Hardmode: How are you going to fight Sombra with it?
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>No gunpowder
Okay!
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Fair enough.
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>>29655811
>No gunpowder allowed.
Alright.
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What was that one moment that soiled your favorite character?
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>>29654616
They nevered ruin anything for me
They have no power over it. What's good is good is good is good.
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obvious choice
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>>29654616
>Anon I'm going to poop so...if you don't mind
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Would you bang your mother /MLP/?
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>>29653622
>/MLP/
Lurk more.
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>>29653622
I love my mother enough that if she asked, I would oblige. However it's not something I would attempt to initiate, nor something I even fantasize about.
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Ofcourse not, she's not a horse.
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Why is INTJ so uncommonly prevalent amongst MLP fans? That IS an interesting result, given how high it is compared to the standard populous.
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>>29651716
>INTJ is the unicorn of personalities
>attracted to unicorns
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>>29651716
Because INTJs are autistic.
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>>29651740
No, INFP's are.
APPLEJACK IS A CUTE PONY
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>>29649019
She is ready for the dick to be shoved down her throat.
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>>29649019
*Background Pony