Guys relax. The sticky will be up before the episode starts. That's always how it's been and always will be.
So don't panic guys
Don't panic
I SAID DON'T FUCKING PANIC!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PANIC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>29870510
PANIC
What's the worst possible thing that could happen in the premiere?
It's actually good
>>29870338
Being shit but not making drama to at least enjoy the shitstorm.
>>29870338
It gets cut off
>literally no experienced writers in this season
>people still get hyped
>>29869966
>reminder that none of the writers in s1 were experienced in writing mlp
>>29869966
S6 writers are at least a bit more experienced now. Maybe they even watched the show during the hiatus. Have a little faith, they can't be shit forever.
>>29869978
>baby cakes 2.0 because they didn't watch atual Baby cakes
>retconed BigMacs crush becuase they didn't watch Cheerilee or Marble Pie episodes
sure seem like an evidence that they give a damn
Will they introduce her as an unicorn or an alicorn first?
>>29869680
Is that what that stupid vest is for ? It hides her wings ?
>>29869689
Yes. Better that then just turning up and saying "hello everypony meet nightmare moon"
glasses are to hide NMM's dagger irises and the headband isn't really used for anything besides keeping her hair back.
lol a shit oc that eats shit
Season 7 is going to be shit
Place all bets here
It will be good
Season 7 is going to be GREAT and you'll love it
It'll be better than season 6, but not by much.
Space CYOA: Hunter’s Mercenary Adventures. Gifts edition.
Story so far: http://pastebin.com/LXLayvbb
Or: https://www.anonpone.com/hunter/
FAQ and newcomer information: http://pastebin.com/2zWbP4vw
Character, Crew, and Finances information: http://pastebin.com/1dwAAjWE
Original story (Space Vex): https://www.anonpone.com/vex/
CYOA that started it all (by SpaceHorse): https://www.anonpone.com/space/
Space CYOA timeline: http://pastebin.com/YzEqweQx
Equipment information: http://pastebin.com/rGBniSRh
>>29869211
“I'm just that charming, and I'm not afraid of showing my love to mare like you. How could I not be interested in a mare that grew her teeth without a flinch?”
>You give the mare a firm nuzzle, making her giggle.
>”Because most stallions like em soft.”
“You feel plenty soft to me.”
>You both laugh, stumbling into a room.
>It’s Spark’s room, Rusty pulling you along with her wing.
>Things start to feel really fuzzy and lightheaded as you end up above Rusty as she lays on the bed
>You hum as you make out with the mare, breaking the kiss to see Rusty looking up at you with a half lidded look.
>She spreads her wings flat on the bed, biting her lip as she leaves herself completely open to you
>”Your good luck charm is lovin’ this.”
“Is she now?”
>Rusty grabs your hoof, moving it along her body a little quickly.
>She stops at her marehood and presses your hoof against it, the mare winking and wet as she drunkenly grins at you.
>”Take a guess.”
>>29869216
Better take a closer look at it. Might as well have a taste while we're at it.
>>29869216
“I’d better take a look to be sure…”
>You move down and see just how turned on the mare is, Rusty watching your every move lustfully.
>You move in and press your tongue into the mare before you slowly drag it across her, a sharp gasp and sigh coming from her.
>”Mhmmmmm.~
>Rusty shivers and squirms very slightly, the mare’s hooves on your head as she lets you work.
>She plays with your ears as she rubs your head and feels your horn, exploring as you explore her insides.
>Rusty’s voice quickly grows in volume as she moans, pushing her hips into the air as her wings fluttler slightly.
>”Ahhh!”
>You smile as the mare has her release, looking up at her when she finishes.
>Rusty sits up and smiles, locking lips before pushing you over.
>Now the roles are switched, Rusty licking your shaft and sack as she looks at you.
>The mare goes almost painfully slowly as she works you, teasing you bit by bit as your member throbs.
>She gives the end a gentle suck before looking at you with a smile.
>”So… who gets to be on their back?”
Does /mlp/ have a discord group?
If not how do you think it would turn out?
>>29868545
I think there is one for Fingerbang, there is definitely one for the Dazzling General. It's pretty empty.
>how do you think it would turn out?
like 6 people would join and ruin the whole point of the board by no longer being anonymous. almost all discussion would be off topic. Three people would talk the most and actually bore/annoy most of the normies showing up with all the notifications so most mute the channel and never open it.
I envy those who have good enough social skills to casually talk to random strangers
>>29868545
/hcc/
Wake up and see this
Wat do?
>>29868541
Make a cyoa board
"I finally died."
>>29868541
get
>raped
>Its 4:38am
What do?
It's time to jack off
It's really sad we don't have many cyoa boards anymore.
Have you read all the comics and the books?
If so then read a fanfic, orclop.
i dont watch the show
convince me to watch the show
Nah my dude, just jerk it to the porn.
>>29868247
Git gud you autist
Remember when people would sit down , open up paint or sai or fucking GIMP even and draw for their coyas?
Remember when coyas weren't just "Tell me what to do but only between these two options I left everything else will be ignored "
Remember when coya's weren't just glorified greentexts of someone's shitty oc ? Anon remembers
>>29867883
I posted porn in /mlp/
To show anonymous I was cool
And when I finally got banned
had 3 days lost of posting but fuck it, it was something to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3VFzuUiTGw
Those were the days.
>>29867916
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72bPUXefB8c
A lewd CYOA
A pegasus filly with a knack for finding things named Hidden Gem and her best friend Dusty Miller, a young moth-pony colt, have teamed up with Crystal Lattice, a local town creep and aspiring amateur alchemist to try to save their town from going crazy after something on a hill top begins to make household objects come to life, and may possibly be driving ponies crazy.
Thus far these brave foals have managed to defeat Animated Appliances and crazy horny ponies, As well as save Both Gem and Dusty's mothers! Now they face Some strange creature at the top of a glowing hill!
This is where your adventure continues.
https://www.anonpone.com/landfall/
Hidden Gem Max HP: 94
[Actions]
-Bash 20 accuracy 85%
-Drop bash 30 accuracy 60%
-Sky defend accuracy 80%
-Defend accuracy 90%
-Static charge (Interrupt enemy attack Must obtain cloud first) accuracy 70%
Dusty Miller
>(Currently under the effects of a Mammoth potion)
Current HP:250 [Temporary Max 280]
Stomp 40 80%
Body Slam 55 60% (20% to grapple)
Tusk Charge 60 70%
mammoth toss 50 + higher weight (70% - weight modifier)
Due to the effects of the potion, Dusty gains a 50% resistance to damage and is now resilient to cold, he also looses his ability to fly. Dusty is also unable to use healing items meant for a regular sized pony.
[Base Stats]
Max HP:70
[Actions]
-Bash 10 accuracy 80%
-Intercept (Block enemy attack taking 50% of the damage it would deal) 70%
-Sky defend accuracy 90%
-Observe accuracy 100%
Crystal Lattice Max HP:120
[Actions]
>Buck 10 60%
>Flurry strike 5 damage (Chain of strikes with weapon or hooves until a strike fails) accuracy 50%
>Tackle 5 40% (20% to grapple)
>Potion ?
>Swipe 5 80% only counters attackers
>Hidden Gem HP: 84 [Max 94]
Items:
-cheese stick
-cookie
-goggles
-scarf
-Nail bat
-walkie talkie
-Choco rolls X4
-Fruit taffy X2
>Crystal Lattice HP:70 [Max 120]
-Rolling Pin
-Cyto-Crash Alpha X5 (causes rapid biological changes that hinder the enemy)
-Crag X3 (Turns you into a rocky)
-Nightwing X2 (Makes you more Bat like)
-Delve X3 (Makes you more fish like)
-mist (makes you into a cloud entity) X1
-Soda X4
>Dusty Miller HP:250 [Temporary Max 280]
Items:
-Flashlight
-walkie talkie
-cheese stick
-baseball cards
-frying pan
-Shin Guards
-Hearts and hooves Day card (From Gem)
-Notebook & Pen
-Bird
Dusty is too large to use normal healing items until he shrinks back to his original size. Larger healing items must be used to restore Dusty's HP.
[Dusty's Temporary move set]
Stomp 40 80%
Body Slam 55 60% (20% to grapple)
Tusk Charge 60 70%
-Healing Items-
Chocolate rolls +10HP over 3 turns
Fruit taffys +40HP
Cookie- restores 30HP
Cheese Stick- restores 50HP
Soda +30 HP
You are now fighting the glowing meteorite and two animated Trees!
>Dusty looks behind him and notices the trees encroaching on his now massive flank.
>"Gem! This isn't good!"
>You swallow a lump in your throat and find yourself backing into Dusty's hind leg.
>The meteorite with Tentacles sticking out is now Climbing up the crater towards you looking angry.
I don't remember how combat works in this. Ignore adds and take down the meteor?
>>29867623
And this is why you never rush the boss. We really should've secured the area before provoking the meteor. I vote for a tactical withdrawal.
Woah, this place is filled with nasty vibes. I can help you ease the tension a skosh.
Translators note: skosh is short for sukoshi, meaning a small amount.
>>29867600
I want to fuck her hairy stinky pussy
>>29867600
I want to fuck her hairy stinky pussy
>>29867600
Babe, unless you can contact the writers and find some way to make Season 8 so undeniably good even the autists on this board can't bring themselves to complain, there's nothing you can do to ease anything.
ITT Be as batfuck retarded as possible
I can't wait to become an alicorn princess!
>>29867665
>>29867536
PONYSHIT INSANE
Anon, what did you do with my nipples and genitalia?
It's not like you had them as a pony.
>>29866636
They're in the top drawer, on the left
>>29866636
holy shit whats up with her hands