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>>30054347
>Twilight plush

So, magic?

>>30054354

I vote that it represents your obsession with Twilight, or that you fuck plushs.

>>30054347
it's a wall

>>30054274
Never 5get

>>30054274
Comfiest place in Equestria

>we are closer to 2020 than to 2010
WHAT THE FUCK, STOP THE TIME

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>>30054268
Cute anon

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>>30053713

She would start by being gentle

>>30053434
You can't break what it's already broken

>>30052309
It's called "FUCK YOU JUSTIN BEIBER! GO GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN YOU FAGGOT!"

>>30052309
It's the Hubble Deep Field Whatever. It's science.

>>30052309
Hubble Ultra Deep Field, an image of a mostly blank part of sky. All of those lights are galaxies.

>>30051420
Live in the present, because worrying about the future is future you's problem.

Alright kid, listen up.
*sits down*
*leans back*
*smokes pipe*
Now I'm going to tell you a secret, kid.
*whispers in your ear*
the ride never ends

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>>30051435
>*smokes pipe*
impossible
cat has your pipe

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>>30048875
Early morning bump

I'm posting this to bump the thread, but also to help give some publicity to another thread on /mlp/ which can be found here >>30041720

The OP of that thread would really appreciate it if you could take a moment check it out and take the poll that they've made. You can find more information about it in the thread itself. Even if you don't want to take the poll, you can help out by using this copypasta whenever you bump a thread on /mlp/ until May 14th, after which point the poll will close. Please only use this copypasta if you were otherwise going to bump a thread without contributing content to prevent spam.

>>30050260
Fuck that stupid datamining nigger.

Stories:

The Mini-Discord colt
Erf (don't be intimidated by his size): http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111

The mini-Celestia colt
Elo (Smugest): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian

Illegal italian drug pizza dealer
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon/Linguini Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic

Doesn't lift
Laskvurel (George/AnonFilly/Come Back to Us Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel

Lost in the rabbit hole
Bunny (AnonFilly & Drawfag/Shits Rabbit Pellets Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood

Secretly planning DnD's:
Ben Dover (Actual Dad Discord/AdventurousAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover

The most active writefag in the thread:
Hoers (MIA/We will always miss you bby): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers

Found fraternizing with tetrahedrons in the bushes outside Day Hill elementary school
JekyllorHyde (WeirdAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/JekyllorHyde

On the lam for fork fighting outside Denny's family restaurant with Ted Kenedy's corpse
CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon/the green that actually has lewd in it): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh

Having attacks of schizophrenia:
Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon/"Special mind" Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno

Russian guy in Argenta
Zenco (Newfag/Argentinian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1

I can't believe this meme's still alive:
Gumball (Homeless Actor-Singer Anon/Try-Hard Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption

Busy bringing Timber to the children
speed weed (Beach Bum Anon) : http://pastebin.com/a364aFHZ

Formulating methods to bring terror to normalfags
Allegheny (Eris Anon) http://pastebin.com/huuuJFdN

What happened to the hiatus it was supposed to be going on?

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>>30048603
>being fooled by a shitposter
>believing in someone on 4leafs

You have to leave the normie world, senpai.

>>30048088
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.

>>30048091
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.

>>30048088
Oh fuck this is here. Have I missed any stories? I manage the pastebin but it's been dead so long that I stopped checking for a few weeks in a row.

>>30047688
>Dog was a puppy back in season 4
>Is an old dog in season 7
A decade has passed in-show since season 4?

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>>30047688
I hate this character so much, trump please hurry up and build the fucking wall already

>>30047750
It's a rare fast aging dog.

>>30046992
Nope.
Oh, you'll think he's dead, but then he'll pull an Odysseus on your ass and spear the shit out of you on your wedding day.
And everyone will think it's awesome.

>>30046992

I dunno what actress played Windy Whistles, but she had the fucking hottest voice holy shit.

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>>30046992
>she is a g1 pone

>>30046418
a cute

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>>30046418

>>30046418
Quality content

>>30042858
http://www.mlpgames.net

Oh and discuss video games if you want to, but I don't see this board being too much into video games.

>>30042875
This could have been far less corny without the voice telling you what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnn7pwIDLDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKOT_Inlyps

>>30042858
Equestria Gaming is no longer dead?

>>30032691
"HUH?! W-WHAT?!"

Twining strands of magical energy then erupted out of a nearby crystal and latched onto me, quickly dragging me inside it. I struggled and thrashed like a fish on a hook, utterly terrified of my unknown impending fate. I was certain this was going to be the first step in being consumed by this place like the other ghosts here but then I felt "it" - the familiar pull my lantern - and without hesitation I dove headlong into its vision portal. I would quickly discover that it wasn't my lantern that guided me this time.

I emerged into yet another strange place, mostly dark, staring out of two tiny holes. A thick forrest of blue and red grasses stretched high into the air and flanked a large purple spire. Beyond that, giant interlocked wooden beams comprised the horizon. The ground moved violently beneath me and my sight shifted in every which direction. If I were alive I would have thrown up by now just from the motion sickness this bobbing around would have given me.

"DID-IT-WORK-DID-IT-WORK-DID-IT-WORK-DID-IT-WORK?!"

Oh great, another loud, scarry disembodied voice. I say nothing and continue to observe my suroundings from my little hiding place. The voice groaned and whined in apparent frustration.

"UUUGH! COME OOOOON! I KNOW I DID THIS RIGHT. RIGHT? YOU'RE HERE AREN'T YOU? COME ON OUT ALREADY!"

Was the voice adressing me? I quietly weighed my options. I could stay hidden but it might make whatever was out there even more angry. But seeing as how I'm already dead there's not really much more for me to lose. Cautiously I announced my arrival and moved out of my little cave.

"I-I'm here."

"AHH! OH CRAP!"

"I'm coming out now."

"AH, UH, YES! I MEAN OKAY! YES! COME ON OUT!"

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>>30032702
As I passed through the opening of my hiding space I felt something akin to a pop and I found myself in a room of decent size. Alchemical equipment and other curiosities dominated the room as did a large chalkboard, a desk, and other familiar looking things. Wait a sec...

"YYYYYES! It worked! It worked! I can't believe it!"

Startled again I turned around and found myself face to face with that purple unicorn I'd last seen when I lost my lantern. I'd apparently been brought back to the mountain village, to her basement. But she's staring right at me. And I seem to be stuck to her head. This is new.

"Uhhh... hello?"

"No! Wait! Hold on! Don't say anything else! Let me get my checklist!"

"Um..."

"Aha! Doesn't follow instructions. Check!"

"Wait, what?"

"Curious. Check!"

"What are you doing?"

"Addendum: inquisitive."

"What am I doing here? WHERE'S MY LANTERN?"

"Agressive tendancies, confused, possible hoarder and/or insane. Check, check and check!"

I stare at the unicorn in disbelief as she jots down observations in her notebook. She gleefully takes a multitude of "scientific" objects out of her desk and places them neatly before her. She then procedes to run various tests on me, each more pointless than the last and several of which involved nothing more than waving probe-like objects harmlessly through my body. Despite my protests she dismisses me every time as though I were little more than a test subject to her.

While I allowed the experimental circus to play out I took time to examine my examiner more closely. I didn't notice them the first time I was here, likely due to the vortex of energy that was surrounding her, but this purple unicorn bears some pretty disfiguring scars on her face and chest. Her right eye is also glassed over, probably blinded by whatever burned her. I imagine it must have been very painful whatever it was. That aside she appears to be an otherwise bubbly, barely legal mare who clearly enjoys her hobby, whatever it is.

>>30032709
"Beginning test number forty-eight: rapid motion induction-o-tron."

"Can I ask you something?"

"Is it about my scars?"

"I..."

"It's always about my scars."

"Yes."

"Summoned a monster as a child, got burned."

"Ah."

"Activating device."

"Oh, COME ON! That's just an egg beater with forks attached to it!"

"The test subject is visibly upset! Perhaps the device struck a weakness in its ectoplasmic makeup? Increasing power! Wooosh! Wooosh! Wooosh!"

"THAT'S IT. WE'RE DONE. I'm gonna go look for my lantern by myself."

I shrug my shoulders and shoot straight up through the ceiling, floating around the house from room to room. I hear the unicorn quickly trotting up the stairs after me. I admit I take ironic pleasure in the turnabout of it all, how I ignore the young mare as I drift about looking things over while she chases me around.

"N-no! Come back downstairs! You can't be up here!"

"Mhmm."

"No! I'm serious! Super serious!"

"Uhuh. Why's that?"

"Because my mom will be home from work soon!"

"That's nice."

"Stop! Please!"

I float through several walls and wind up in a bedroom. Stacks of board games are piled everywhere and shelves filled with dusty toys and figurines line the room. I hear the unicorn rapidly pursue me and fling open the door with panic.

"H-hey! This is MY room! You can't just-! Are you listening?!"

She continues to plead with me to return downstairs but I'm in no mood to endure a moment more of those banal tests. Suddenly a box under her bed catches my eye and I float down to get a better look at it.

"Oooh, what's this?"

"AH! NO! DON'T LOOK AT THAT!"