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>>30065330
Okay Glimmy, I'll kiss you, but you've gotta promise we'll have sex later tonight.

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>>30065330
>*shitposts*

there, I fixed it, stupid poochienigger

>>30065207
Ingram gets better and better.

>>30065217
I hope he has something to do with the new LPS show, otherwise it would be a waste

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Reminder that S*nshit is a non canon character

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>>30065065

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>>30065084
>"Oh Anon, it ain't nothin but some cider and some cigs."
>"One ain't gonna do me no harm."
>"Look I'll even pay for it, just mosey on in and say you want some mikes hard cider and a pack of black and milds."
>"I'll make it worth your wild suga."

>>30065065
My waifu isn't underage.

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>he hasn't played with barbie dolls

>>30064922
No Jim said it's for little girls you fool.

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I said this before, and I'll say it again

I never thought I would be alive to see "My Little Pony" and "with missiles!" on the same toy package

Look at the monster we have created

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>she's not real

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>>30064827

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>>30064816

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Only pegasi. And I seriously doubt waifu would be okay with what is basically cannibalism.

>>30065341
if they aren't fertilized it's not cannibalism you dumbass. Chickens will fight each other to eat a cracked egg.

>>30065363
>eating human flesh isn't cannibalism

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>>30064714
>You will never cradle puppy-sized poners while they sleep
Kill me, Pete.

>>30065093
Kill me pete

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>hwn cradle you in his hooves

>>30064644
I'm certain she's a rapist who carries just the right drugs for the perfect occasion and target.

>>30064644
Anyone got a good green of Vinyl raping Anon?

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>>30064725
http://pastebin.com/RtGCZKw0

>>30064407
>by my own creation
You mean I'll live in my own Equestria? But I wanted all anons to go to the same Equestria!

>>30064416
>implying it won't be a multiplayer hub where you can choose to do your story solo or with friends or even as a raid

you will never reset the timeline and become a megalomaniac

>>30064416
Even barneyfag?

>>30064104
They're keeping the trademark, maybe after S8.

>>30064104
I bet you want more twilight's kingdom shit too.

>>30064358
I bet you want more S1 'comfy' shit too.

>>30063754
Are there people who fap to our disdain for Mary-Sue OC's?

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>>30063754

>>30063754
4u

No, all they are good for is playing rave music.

>>30063623
Guuuuys, shut up

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They're magically delicious.

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>>30063577
>brony
>not hiding your power level

>>30063577
They knew I still liked Pokemon and Powerpuff Girls. They were not surprised at all.

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>>30063577
How did yours react when they found out you were an enormous faggot, faggot

https://pastebin.com/dbJ3Mnny Continuing Tonic.

>T: "If you ever need someone to talk to, i'm always around. Spike is a great listener too, and even Discord has his moments...but I'll leave you alone so you can think some more."
>She turns to leave but you hold out a hand and stop her.
"Wait...I need to tell you something."
>She turns back and hops up on your bed to sit next to you.
>She smells like lavender. It's like these ponies all have scents to match their color palettes.
"I know how you feel about me. I figured it out a little too late, and I didn't know how to handle it."
>You don't know why you told her, you didn't have to. Maybe you thought that if she knew that /you/ knew, she would understand how complex your situation is.
>Or maybe you just wanted to to tell her...
>You glance at her briefly to gauge her reaction, and you turn away when you see that she's smiling softly.
>T: "How do you feel about it? Do you feel...the same?"
"Nothing is clear right now, but I do really like you."
>Both of you are silent for a long moment, then you hear a sniffle from Twilight.
>T: "I'm really confused, Tonic."
>You look over at her, surprised. Her small smile is gone, and she's on the verge of tears.
>T: "Girls don't usually feel this way about other girls, is there something wrong with me?!"
>You open your mouth to protest, but she keeps going.
>T: "Friendship came along recently in my life, I never had anything like it before, but this is so different! Nothing that Celestia taught me prepared me for the things that I'm feeling!"
>She finally turns to look at you, tears welling up in her glistening eyes, and her voice barely above a whisper.
>T: "I hoped that you could teach me about love."

Authors:
Finished:
Buggernon's "Anon the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/u/Buggernon
Punki's "Hangin'": https://pastebin.com/As6YwYpx
Punki's "Discord vs. Daze": https://pastebin.com/bNLBq5N1
Dragonlord Kolaghan's "The Gold Standard": http://pastebin.com/10Tytn1J

Work In Progress:
Sergeant Nonymous's "Anonymous the Wise Dragon": http://pastebin.com/CY698CQ0
Clarissa's "No Fury at All": http://pastebin.com/U5q2gcBr
Alcrowholic's "Mountainous": http://pastebin.com/7iJzrFDt
Harmonyrla's "Dragula": http://pastebin.com/m0i4tGEK
BizarreCoyote's "Rukodiora's Romp Around Equestria": http://pastebin.com/rYB3Agh6
Tambourine's My Tiny Ponies: http://pastebin.com/sBQrS8ZR
Bubblewolf's Crystal Draganon: https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dlbvjaz3emxv2h/Bubblewolf%20Crystalanon.txt?dl=0
(hosted on dropbox as a notepad file)
Dracononymous' "Deceitful (Not a) Dragon": http://pastebin.com/GQiUeKe7
Woofr's "Reflection": http://pastebin.com/YUgjpmUL
Dragonlord Kolaghan's "The Universal Solvent": https://pastebin.com/8LmMiVjm
Punki's "Dazed": http://pastebin.com/ZStRTpMn
Treasure Mage's "Tonic the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/dbJ3Mnny
Treasure Mage's "Equestria Five-0": https://pastebin.com/DZ48KDMQ
Treasure Mage's "Wanderer"; no pastebin yet
Rat's "Lady of the Mountain": https://pastebin.com/tTCDh4s7
Purple-Blep's "Scylla": https://pastebin.com/bGwKSz0E
Ice-Beam's "Anon the dragon": https://pastebin.com/jRDJMTPQ
Hope's "Hope": http://pastebin.com/bRPwtEFq
Primusings' "Unplugged": https://pastebin.com/8JKLWBg0
Roman's "Thunderstruck": https://pastebin.com/0j6QkqGe
Octave's "Dreamtime Dragon": https://pastebin.com/wt9jHL9B

Previous Thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29940464/

>You don't know when it happened, but at some point, you slowly leaned over toward Twilight.
>Before you knew it, your faces were inches away from each other.
>Once you sober up, you just sit there looking into her eyes. Both of you begin breathing heavier the longer you stay there.
>Twilight is the first to act. She shuts her eyes and leans in the final few inches for a kiss.
>In an instant you realize just how cold blooded you are. This is nothing like kissing Spike, She feels so much warmer to you.
>Twilight seems drunk on the moment, and she presses harder into the kiss as her tongue gets more adventurous.
>You remain sober however, despite your inner desires. You would love nothing more than to lose yourself in this, to drown out all of your problems in her warmth, but you can't be so hasty when you're so unsure.
>You grab the sides of her face and savor the kiss for a few more seconds before you pull yourself away.
>She stares at you, still dreamy eyed and waiting for you to say something.
"There's nothing wrong with you, you'll find that love has strange ways of expressing itself...and I feel like we could learn a lot from each other."
>Her eyes brighten, and you see hints of a smile returning to her.
"But we can talk about this later, I'm kind of a mess right now."
>She jumps off of your bed and turns around, eyeing you with cautious excitement.
>T: "So...when is 'later?' Like, /tomorrow/ or-"
"Later."
>You answer flatly, and her ears droop. Her hopeful smile still remains however.
>T: "O-ok, I'll see you.../later/ then!"
>She shuffles awkwardly out of your room and down the hall, and you close the door after her.

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>>30063520
I want to wash her hair

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>>30063552
I want to brush her hair