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>>30008614

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>>30008614
Now this is a level of Thicc I can get behind.

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*Purple grumps revered seat on top of the thread*

>>29992465
Damn, beat me to it. Good thing I checked before posting.

Regardless, requesting Merry May as a breezie.

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This but with Glimmer

>>29992465
Bless you, OP.

>>29971824
Carrot, throw a bit at them.

>>29971824
Look guys I am really sorry about the predicament you guys are in but I cannot go giving you money.
So just accept what people keep telling you you are good at and get a job.

“Look guys, I’m really sorry about the predicament you’re in, but I can’t just give you guys money.”
>”Yeah, he barely has any!” Carrot adds helpfully.
>You sigh. Not what you were going for.
“Why don’t you guys just listen when people tell you-”
>They immediately block their ears with their hooves.
>”WE DON’T NEED NO HANDOUT.” Sully, the pegasus leader insists.
>”WE DON’T NEED NO HANDOUT.” Matches, the earth mare says, just a second later.
>”SHUT UP. WE DON’T ACCEPT CHARITY,” TT says. “NOW GIVE US YOUR MONEY.”
>You briefly consider asking Carrot to spot you, then remember that you aren’t entirely penniless. You pull out a single bit and toss it over to the three bullies.
>The three of them cease their idle shenanigans and look down at the money and then back up at you.
>”A single bit?” Sully asks. “That’s it.”
>Matches scoffs. “We haven’t seen a pony so stingy since…” She frowns. “Boss I think we’ve met this guy.”
>”Well duh,” Sully says. “We tried to rob him yesterday.”
>”No no no,” Matches said. “A couple of days ago. Before that.”
>Sully looks up at you and studies your face, then his eyes widen. “Sweet Moon and Stars,” he says, apparently horrified.
What do you do?

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Nurse Redheart cheerfully trotted through the halls of the East wing, making her way to Screwy’s cell. She had managed to make time to visit Screwy, what with most of the patients being moved to the West wing, she had a lot of extra time, and talking with Screwy could be said to be part of her treatment, so it wasn’t like Redheart wasn’t working.
She walked up to the lone occupied room on the second floor of the hospital, and slid open the window to check up on Screwy. Screwy had probably been napping, because she was bounding across the floor toward the door. There was a clang as she collided with it, rattling it on its hinges.
“Bark! Bark bark!” Screwy yelped, hooves scrabbling at the door.
“Hello Screwy. How are you today?” Redheart asked.
“Yip!” Screwy said.
“Well, I suppose that sounds good. What shall we talk about today?” Redheart asked.
Screwy just sat down and looked up at the window with a smile on her face. She usually did. Redheart was just hoping that she would eventually get a response from her that was different from a dog’s bark. Even a cat’s meow or a bird’s chirp would indicate something different was going on. All it would take was perseverance, she was sure of it! So she talked, and Screwy listened.
The conversation was incredibly one-sided, and she didn’t stay much longer than a half hour, after which she went through her daily rounds, checking up on the few patients she had, then came back, spending more time with Screwy. She left her alone at night, but whenever Screwy was awake, she was there to chat with her about anything and everything, just to see how she might respond. Maybe one of her words would trigger some sort of reaction from the mare, and she’d have a breakthrough. It was worth a try.

>>29957311
Nurse Redheart tottered down the halls of Ponyville General. She’d spoken with Doctor Horse today, and once again she found herself back where she started, with a gap in her memory almost the full length of the meeting. She hadn’t learned anything new this time. At least, she didn’t think she had. She sifted through the massive body of knowledge that she had sitting in her brain, trying to find one she didn’t recognize. It was kind of scary having a brain full of knowledge that she didn’t remember gathering. It was like there was a different pony inside her that was using her as storage for all the medical knowledge she was gathering.
Nurse Redheart stopped as she contemplated the implications of that possibility. What would this other pony be like? Was she as kind and helpful as Redheart herself? Was she rude? Sweet? Cruel? The possibilities were endless, but if Doctor Horse, who must observe her during these moments, didn’t think there was anything wrong, she couldn’t be all bad, could she? She was at least good at surgery, that much was certain. Redheart looked down at her hooves and wondered how she performed all of these delicate operations without a horn. Was this other pony she became really that dexterous?
She was exhausted, but she wanted to visit Screwy before she took a rest. It had been hours since she’d stopped by, and Screwy would be expecting some sort of visit, even if it was just a hello.
The door to Screwy’s cell was just ahead, and she slowly came closer to it. She slid open the window and looked inside. Screwy was sitting there tossing a ball at the wall and catching it as it came back. Redheart wouldn’t normally think this a big deal, but Screwy was using her hoof instead of her mouth! This was incredible!
Screwy turned to look at Redheart. “Hello Nurse Redheart.”

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>>29957333
Nurse Redheart trotted down the halls of the East wing in the hospital in Ponyville. She was staying on the bottom floor because there was nopony in the upper sections at the moment. Most of the patients who required more strict care were in the West wing, and she was left caring for the day to day needs of stable patients with minor injuries that were well on their way to healing. She wandered down the hall, having taken care of everything, feeling fully rested after her normal fifteen-minute recharge break, and then stopped, feeling confused.
She was looking at the stairs leading up to the second floor. There was something she was forgetting, and she couldn’t for the life of her remember what it was. It had something to do with the second floor, but whenever she thought about it, she started to feel a sort of headache building up behind her eyes. She shook her head and went over her rounds again.
Redheart stood staring at the stairs up to the second floor again, some passing ponies giving her odd looks. There was something she was forgetting, and she couldn’t for the life of her remember what it was. It had something to do with the second floor, but whenever she thought about it, she started to feel a sort of headache building up behind her eyes. She shook her head and went over her rounds again.
Nurse Redheart shuffled back and forth in front of the stairs up to the second floor, shaking her head side to side in frustration. There was something she was forgetting, and she couldn’t for the life of her remember what it was. It had something to do with the second floor, but whenever she thought about it, she started to feel a sort of headache building up behind her eyes. She shook her head and went over her rounds again.

>>29950197
You just want tentacles up your ass, dont you OP?

>>29950197
>A completely normal shitpost thread

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>>29950197
You ain't gonna fool me that easily.

>>30077467
memes

>>30077467
Good things come to an end

>>30077483
But MLP hasn't been good in four years.

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>>30077054
>Fact

>>30077054
Fuck off shill

couldn't agree more, we're getting some fantastic episodes this year.

>>30075186
My money's on this:
>Feather Bangs has some other relation to Sugar Belle and it was all a misunderstanding
>Mac eloquently apologizes for causing trouble trying to "compete" even though the CMCs are the ones who ruined everything
>Sugar Belle forgives him and gives him a kiss on the cheek
>He starts blubbering and everyone laughs
>Future episodes pretend nothing about this ever happened

The tears of Marblemac fags and Cheerimac fags are delicious

>>30075234
>it seemed that the new episode finally gave Fluttercucks hope, as she's definitely not riding Big Mac's big colt any time soon, but then the Fluttercord episode comes out...

>>30074439
No one cares unless you got some horse pussy

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>>30074439
But can she talk to cocks?

>>30074452
depends. does the cock talk back?

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S07E09 - Honest Apple - May 14
When Rarity asks Applejack to be a judge in a fashion show, Applejack learns that an opinion, however honest, can still be hurtful.
S07E10 - A Royal Problem - May 20
Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!
S07E11 - Not Asking For Trouble - May 21
Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic village of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go to get the other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.
S07E12 - Discordant Harmony - May 27
When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
S07E13 - The Perfect Pear - May 28
The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
S07E14 - Fame and Misfortune - June 3
Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
S07E?? - Triple Threat
Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.

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S07E?? - Campfire Tales (likely CMC episode)
S07E?? - Daring Done
S07E?? - A Health of Information
S07E?? - To Change A Changeling
S07E?? - It Isn't The Mane Thing About You
S07E?? - Once Upon A Zeppelin (cruise episode?)

AJ: Bright Mac and Pear Butter, grampa Old Grand Pear
Romeo & Juliet style duet in flashback.
-5 songs total
-William Shatner & Felicia Day guest-starring
-Pony of Shadows

I have no strong feelings one way or another.

>>30074400
Magical girl themed Sol I'd say

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>>30074400
Watching anime is worthy of death

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>>30074412
except LWA
that one is ok

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>>30074112
Thanks for looking out for me Celestia.

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>>30074112
>I have friends in real life 67%
>I don't have any friends 13%
so many normies

I mean, i have A friend in real life.

>>30073625
RDs mom.

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>>30073625
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30073625
The best, cutest, most lovable mare in equestria

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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

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>filly

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>smol apples

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>first
I don't think so, Tim.

>>30073179
The first brony was the man who was first called a pony bro.

>>30073198
>First known
>sites an anonymous post from an image board

Unless you guys can provided proof of a male owning mlp merchandise before Chris, he is your brony lord, and deserve our undying allegiance.