What do you think Applejack looks for in a man?
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Not you.
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hard working, honest, physically strong. Likely someone who isn't "going after" her, but slowly gets closer over time.
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>>30067093
Some sucker who is so desperate for pussy he will work her farm equivalent to slave labor
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You are a lewd pony. You feel like having a lewd adventure. What is your race?
1. Earth
2. Pegasus
3. Unicorn
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Race not selected, defaulting to Earth. What is your gender?
1. Male
2. Female
3. Futa
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Equestrian Dungeon: Golf Edition 2017-05-11 09:24:31 Post No.30064202
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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.7
Recent updates: Heartbeat mechanism implemented. Rack up those combos!
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your LEFT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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Finishing posts from last week...
>>29987178
>Krono attacked the Ice Scout with the CLBS portion of his weapon! That's gotta hurt. (4 dmg)
The Ice Scout launched a wave of icicles in Krono's direction! He was lightly slapped by two icicles, which were both blocked by his shield.
>>29987445
>Jack Frost slashed at the Ice Scout with the trusty Frostfang! Amazing how this thing never needs to be sharpened. (5 dmg)
>>29987134
>Useless continues working... (21.5/45)
>>29987194
>Morky continues working... (22/45)
>>29987616
>camelBack tried to tweak the Ice Scout's nips, but he was dismayed to find that the ice scout was nip-less.
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>>30064235
Work
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>>30064235
Slash at the Ice Scout with the CLBS.
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Cadence bread. You would have peetzer with her, yes?
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With Flurry Heart around, the times spent visiting Candy and Shiny, eating peetzer with them, and just generally enjoying their company are very rare nowadays. It's just not the same anymore.
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>>30063805
Cadence is a hottie--a long tall drink of water, another lovely amazonicorn just like Sunbutt and Moonbutt.
But she's a married woman, and I do not engage in conduct that could be misinterpreted as behavior unbecoming of a gentleman.
I can look, and I can think thoughts best not spoken aloud, but I don't allow myself to get close enough that anyone could make any plausible accusations of touching.Chrysalis, on the other hand--yeah, I'd have peetzer with her.
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Bump limit again.
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FIRST POST BEST POST
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Maud Pie and Boulder when?
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here is a warning from an FC member with a heart
they are pretending to be your friends until the attack they are planning
they will deny it in posts but I am not like them and I am kind enough to tell you what they plan
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Do you think the Giraffe is prime material?
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>>30056650
I'd rather be locked in the cuckshed than go near this thing
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Plushie?
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considering shes from the prime material plane, probably.
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|E|questrian |L|andscapes |A|nd |O|ther |W|orthy |F|anarts
"I'm kinda running out of stupid ways to emphasize the acronym" edition
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Previous threads: [ just look for subject "ELAOWF" in your favorite archive ]
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"Weight of the World"
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"Whammy Rush"
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>mfw I realized S7 had brought a 700% increase in the production of scenery fanart
http://imgur.com/tGvUQ
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Plainoasis
"For Fluttershy day"
http://imgur.com/tGvUQ
(There's a 'Fluttershy day'...?)
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"Applejack's chill spot" [ resized to 75% ]
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Here we go, already fucked up a source. Yay me.
http://fav.me/db7igqp
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Big Mare Hero - Issue #4 cont. (CYOA) 2017-05-09 07:57:24 Post No.30051190
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Big Mare Hero - Issue #4 cont. (CYOA)
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>What's this: a Choose Your Own Adventure story about a giant mare and her friends, defending the megapolis from hordes of sea monsters!
>Previous thread: >>30015357 (part one of this issue)
>Catch up in the archive: www.anonpone.com/bmh
>Life ain't easy for the millions of little ponies in the continent of Granda. Huddled up in massive cities called MegaStables, they fend off weekly assaults of giant creatures with help from their best weapon: Big Mares.
>Every year, new Big Mares learn to protect themselves and the land that birthed them. A few weeks ago, young #21 was born out of a vat, her mind full of questions.
>After a month of harsh battles, 21 begins to understand the importance of friendship and courage, as well as being huge. She seeks to learn the truth about the increasingly bigger monsters, to stop this menace once and for all...
>Previously in Issue #4, you adopted a giant fire breathing turtle.
>Now, you have to figure out what to do with it.
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"Oh no!" You quickly grab the bat pony between the tips of your wings. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it to waste the research teams' money! I thought we could find some practical application to it!"
>"Such as...?" Fang raises an eyebrow.
"Well, it emits tons of heat, so we could use that to generate power? Gasp! Maybe put a thermal plant on top of its shell! That way Brago would remain cold and happy and we'd get to use its power!"
>"Brago...? Dear, did you give it a name?"
"I had some hopes..."
>"Listen, I may or may not understand your reasons, but the one thing I know is the hardships this station has gone through" Fang gets out of your grip and returns to his platform. "Do you know why there's three of you in this city? That's to make up for the lack of personnel in the area! Until you were conceived and put in that vat, we had to deal with even more problems!"
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>"But what if we could harness the turtle, as Twenty-One pointed out?" Illumina comes to aid you. "Perhaps make it a research vantage point, to allow F-Corp to graciously donate more personnel..." she winks at the bat pony.
>"I'm fairly sure F-Corp would rather ask to bring it to them. No way they would let us keep it."
>"Hmm... they could, if we make sure we can tame it" Felix interrupts. "Say, Fang, I have a couple ideas for what we could do... in the meantime, keep the watch resources to a minimum and let the fillies handle it" he points at the three of you.
"And start thinking of ways to profit out of it!" You pout. "We could make a landmark out of him, maybe sell merchandise!"
>"Ugh, the prospect of having to deploy all these things..." the bat pony's head shakes groggily. "I certainly hope you ladies are ready to work with a token amount of help until we can figure this out. Until then, you'll be instrumental in keeping that... 'Brago' under reins. Now, I've taken enough of your time, Ivory Star is waiting" he leaves along with Felix, platforms intertwined in a purely aromantic business viewpoint.
>"At least we get to keep the turtle for another few days" Storm shrugs. "Don't worry, first thing I'll do is check on him, and call if anything goes wrong. Anything you'd like me to do while I'm out there?"
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Well I don't think it would be a problem if f-corp themselves took care of the monster.
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>>30042445
shit taste
>California
that explains it.
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>>30042445
>reddit9k memelord and RD
NRDT Spotted
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Snap Judgment Episode Rating Thread: A Presentation Of Collected Data & Exit Poll 2017-05-08 06:44:14 Post No.30041720
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Snap Judgment Episode Rating Thread: A Presentation Of Collected Data & Exit Poll
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>What is this thread?
This is a thread where I'm trying to get people to take a poll/survey that I'm running, while at the same time showing off data that I've collected from similar polls for your viewing pleasure.
>Where can I find this poll/survey?
Here
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSc1P9aU-_dd2mcl8BJx4x7x0n1qUisLZmki83ACVAx2l73oOQ/viewform?usp=sf_link
>How long does it take?
It should take you approximately 15-20 minutes, I recomend having this link open in case you have trouble remembering what a specific episode was about
http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Friendship_is_Magic_animated_media#Episodes
>Can I take this even if I haven't watched certain episodes/certain seasons?
Yes.
It doesn't matter how much or how little of the show you've seen, your responses are still valuable. There are specific instructions on how to fill in everything if you haven't seen a particular episode or season, but the long and short of it is, "If you haven't seen an episode, leave the question related to it blank and move on, and if you haven't seen every episode in a season, leave the question related to that particular season blank and move on".
>What is this picture?
This is a chart showing the ratings people made on Season 7 Episode 5, "Fluttershy Leans In" I'll be posting the rest of the ones I have for this season, as well as all the ones I have for Season 6 as well, so feel free to check those out while your here.
>Where can I find these polls for individual episodes if I want to participate in the future?
Just jump into the episode sticky every Saturday at 12:00pm Eastern Standard Time. I'll also put the polls in here and in /mlpg/ as well as a few other threads.
Now, like I said, this is for Season 7 Episode 5, "Fluttershy Leans In"
There were 107 respondents and the average rating was 6.45. The standard deviation was 2.12 and the "split" was 26.2%/73.8%
>What does "split" mean?
In this case it means 26.2% of people rated 1-5 and 73.8% of people rated 6-10
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Now, moving backwards through Season 7, then I'll go through everything in Season 6 in numerical order...
Season Seven Episode Four "Rock Solid Friendship"
There were 307 respondents and the average rating was 7.88. The standard deviation was 1.98 and the "split" was 10.4%/89.6%
Also, before anyone asks?
>Do you have the data for the leaked episodes yet?
No.
It might seem strange, but I have a policy to only post these polls on the official release date of each episode. That being said, I would appreciate it if you guys who are watching the episodes double time with treehouse could take a minute every week on Saturday to swing by and leave a rating for each episode as they would appear normally.
It really helps me out.
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Season Seven Episode Three "A Flurry Of Emotions"
There were 219 respondents and the average rating was 6.40. The standard deviation was 2.07 and the "split" was 21.0%/79.0%
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Season Seven Episode Two "All Bottled Up"
There were 319 respondents and the average rating was 7.50. The standard deviation was 2.08 and the "split" was 14.1%/85.9%
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Satyr Abomination Thread #208: Undead Edition 2017-05-07 03:04:42 Post No.30032040
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Satyr Abomination Thread #208: Undead Edition
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>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
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>"Such healthy bones!"
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king wiggy pls
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What does Laika think of regular dogs?
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No degeneracy edition
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone Filly, Now he must venture into his new world of being a cute little filly... for the most part.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, Cuteness, Anon-Tier shenanigans, Bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly
>Any Archive of Photos or Stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just let Fauvra or President Clop know, so they add it to the doc. For Artist, Animators, and any other, Store them in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
>I don't like this thread because of reasons
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
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I wish I could have saved it, but I was too late...
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I want to take Anonfilly to the mirror pool and have her make clones of herself for me to cock vore.
Once everything is done and I'm empty/back to normal I will tell her I want to do it again but I don't feel like waiting for another trip and yank her by the tail into my cock while she panics and succumbs to the same fate as her "soulless clones"
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>"No degeneracy edition"
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Post pics, and love Sunset.
Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Sunset Greentexts-
Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
In Her Defense by Zharkaer- http://pastebin.com/qQZCz4AL
Burning Sensation by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqki
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Do you just constantly sit at your computer pressing F5 and waiting for new threads to appear?
Do you not have a job to go to?
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Weren't we gonna hold off on making new threads until the specials
Welcome back to Nebula! Last time: You left the spaceport with one new cyrobed and several trinkets that you bought. Arriving at the next solar system after two months. A simple system with a Carbon Star and one gas giant. A gas giant that sends several different messages in numbers. A quick look at the surface with the drone reveals that the gas giant is technically made out of diamond. You make a quick search of the ship for any diamond dust after they return and then find out that Quiet Vine was in heat, which you quickly help her out with. After that you call ESC and find that things were heating up a bit on Prometheus-1 and Celestia did a speech about you. After a small scare you find Kahurangi with quite an injury from the crystal dust, which you and Quiet Vine quickly move to fix. You and crew spend a night in the medbay while the drones cleaned the ship for any dust. After they clean the ship you make some breakfast, and watch Celestia's speech to you. You then try to see if you could communicate with the planet. The gas giant turns out to be sentient, agreeing to possibly fetch a star core for it to extend it's star's life. You then find Quiet Vine sitting alone in the cargo bay.
Crew List:
Rust Bucket (MC) (Earth Pony) (Engineer/Electrician)
Quiet Vine (Unicorn) (Botanist/Zoologist)
Eagle (Pegasus) (Mechanic/Army Reserves)
Fedot (Diamond Dog) (Trader/Diplomat)
Cardea (Drazken) (Robotics)
Kahurangi (Pālākiō child) (???)
Moana (Pālākiō child) (???)
Sai (Ship A.I.)
Javaxia (Outpost A.I.)
Κηφήνας (Drone)
Kokua (Drone)
Hpa (Holographic Personal Assistant)
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"Not all dear," You tell her; putting a hoof around her, "You never need to feel bad for telling me your thoughts. I'm sure we'll have enough bits to disguise ourselves and hide away. The wedding will be a public spectacle though, sorry."
"That's fine." She says.
"Sure you don't want just one fancy dress?" You ask.
"...I was thinking about getting one from an alien." Quiet Vine tells you, "Just buying one, and making it unique."
What do you do?
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Oh hey you fit the drones in. Neat.
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>>30016234
That sounds like a fantastic idea.
You know I am curious if we have any formalwear in the cargo bay somewhere.