Just fucking kill me already
>>30125635
Yep, she is certainly Poochie and will get wings, better learn to deal with it now OP.
>>30125635
*teleports behind you*
slep now. you are at rest.
*kills you withot pain*
>>30125883
can she get twilights wings? can we have s1 snarky sarcastic twilight back?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>30125620
hot
>>30125620
Would still hit it
>>30125620
>tfw you stand up and scream like an autistic faggot
i didnt think it could still happen. well played show.
Hey everyone. USA fag here. Now I know this might be a little too late to ask but, does anyone know where I can find a link to a live stream of Treehouse TV? I want to watch the new MLP episode so badly, but I can't find anything on the live stream. I don't want to wait until the episode is uploaded on YouTube, and I don't want to get spoiled without watching the episode myself. Please help. This new episode should be a lot to watch first for.
>>30124990
You're asking people to link you to copyrighted content exclusively viewable by subscribers to a cable channel in another country? That's illegal, dude.
literally look in the countdown thread dum dumor EQD
>>30124990
>trying to break the law
Your IP is being traced by the internet police as we speak, you DUN GOOFED NOW
Hey guys, I have some errands to run so I'm going to just leave this filly here. Can you watch her and make sure she doesn't get into trouble? I'll be back soon.
*Touch filly pussy*
>>30124950
Filly filly, ficki ficki
>>30124950
>pillow CM
Guess what are we going to do on the bed, little filly.
Do we have more porn than /vp/?
>>30124598
MLP has been the number one R34 category since 2012. Before then it was Pokemon.
Pokemon porn...
>>30124618
Did you know those who fap to pokemon R34 was a 12 year old?
I want Pinkie Pie to shit marshmallow frosting onto my face.
>>30124463
Me too, anon
>>30124463
yes
>>30124463
Seems like you're making this into a legit popular fetish. Good job.
A new Movie Magic trailer appears in Polish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVDp5qtQC_I
Why is AK Yearling sabotaging her movie?
>>30124187
I'm pretty sure it'sJuniper Montage
Return of Disharmony Edition
Anon makes a deal with a draconequus and finds a new home in Equestria. The catch is, they're now a minor and have been adopted by a new family, and their new life is anything but predictable.
Archive of stories: http://derpy.me/mlpTF (look for Children of Chaos)
Active Writers:
Ben Dover (https://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover) - Cute father/son time with Discord. Family is magic.
Elo (http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian) - The smug alien prince. Family fun with the royal sisters.
Erf (http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111) - A man child in Equestria, relishing in chaos.
Speed Weed (http://pastebin.com/u/manofass) - What happens when you take a crazed homeless man from a beach and turn him into a colt.
Wand of Inferno (http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno) - Heir to the throne of chaos, the villain prince.
Zenco (http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1) - Agent Nomino, the tiniest, most adorable, and overly hormonal secret agent.
Inactive/Dead Writers:
Allegheny (http://pastebin.com/huuuJFdN) - Anon becomes Eris, bringer of odd thoughts and stranger weather.
Bunny (http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood) - Anon the scared filly.
Coffeeholic (http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic) - Italian anon, entrepreneur extraordinaire.
CookieSfh (http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh) - Happy tentacle fun time. Eldritch horror anon.
Gumball (http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption) - Street performer anon, giving Oscar-worthy d'awws on the daily.
Hoers (http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers) - The kindest Discord. RIP.
JekyllorHyde (http://pastebin.com/u/JekyllorHyde) - Grimdark clone anon, adjusting to a life that doesn't suck.
Laskvurel (http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel) - Anon the filly is tired of Discord's shit.
Previous Thread:
>>30079990
Yeah boys we are finally back! Wooo!
>>30123973
"That's the problem...I don't know what to do"
>You lean into Chryssy, she goes from massaging your head to just holding you as you press yourself into her fur.
"What can I do? Mommy and Daddy will be sad if I tell them anything. And if their sad, then it'd be my fault because I told them something that made them sad. Then I'll be sad....Everypony will be sad"
"You start to tear up again at the very thought
"I'd rather be sad alone, than anypony else being sad because of me"
>Chryssy held you close hugging onto you, trying to help you feel better as the tub was filled to your belly with warm water. No matter how soothing it all felt. It just wasn't enough to make you feel relaxed.
>"Those are rather dark thoughts, selfless, but for all the wrong reasons." Chryssy said as she continued to cuddle you
>Wrong reasons?
>You look straight up into her face, confused
"Wrong reasons? B-but, they'll be happy if they never know."
>Chryssy laughed at that. Why did she laugh?
"W-why is that funny?"
>It worried you, usually a laugh like that was because you said something dumb.
>"Because my precious little princess, your parents have a deep love for you. Yes, a love so deep and pure that if they should ever find out what is happening with you or even sense something is amiss. They would be worse than sad, they'd be worried. They might not even know what to do."
>No! That had to be wrong. How could they ever know if you never said anything?
>It made you upset, enough to feel some anger at the thought of being wrong. It was too important. You couldn't let them worry or be sad.
"Y-you're wrong! I-if I never say anything they'll never ever know!..t-thats.."
>You sniffed as you began to sob
"That's how i-it has to be. T-they said they're really proud of me. It makes them happy. T-that's all I want...for everypony to be happy."
>>30124012
I'm going to sleep now, but around noon, I will post my chapter and update the pastebin
The ride may end, but that doesn't mean we have to get off. We'll just make it start back up again. Even if the show gets cancelled and the fanbase dries up, we'll be here.
>Best friends until the end of time
>We'll have each other's backs
>And let our true selves shine
>And that's because everything we need is all right here
>When we're with our team
Realistically the show isn't gonna be cancelled for at least another 7 years
>>30123909
The show has been getting less and less people watching every season. /mlp/ is dying too.
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Quick! Get your marriage certified with your waifu before someone else does!
http://www.diploma-degree.com/84917-Waifu-Certification-of-Marriage
>>30123521
>using your real name
For shame, Alex
>>30123521
>>30123555
Check these trips also, basically canon
>tfw everything you imagined of how they acted at home, their relationship with each other, their lifestyle, etc. may all be torn to shreds tomorrow
Even though it took forever, they're finally answering the questions we've always asked,even if in a convoluted, chaotic way by throwing Glim Glam into itbut probably never wanted to be answered.
Last chance to throw out those princess headcanons, anon. Lay them to rest.
One of my headcanons is that part of the past that Luna is still, to a certain degree, stuck in is she and Celestia genuinely being worshiped as gods. I know the show likes to dance around the idea of what kind of being an alicorn is, but I think that in the distant past of Equestria both Luna and Celestia were certainly TREATED as gods: prayed to, worshiped, adored, with ponies gathering on holidays to do them homage.
The time of the show is a more secular age, so most of those religious traditions have fallen by the wayside. So I like to think that Celestia, who got to experience the gradual decline of devotion, doesn't have a problem with it, because it's been a natural progression for her. But Luna's missed a thousand years, so the fact that ponies don't grovel at her hooves on certain days of the week still bothers her, even though it's been a few years now since she's come back.
>>30123426
That Celestia arranged for Twlights assention because she desperately needs to learn how to be friends with her sister.
That Luna has ALWAYS been a shape-shifter and used the chrysalis disguise as an excuse to best her sister. Just to see if see if she could.
(But that's silly after other writers picked up the character)
That Celestia is a troll. A classic troll even. She pretends things that she doesn't believe at the detriment of others. But by making her children face trials and tribulations, she helps them grow as individuals.
But you know what? Fuck "canon". The authors and writers on the show aren't magically any better or closer to the source than the fan-fic writers. Pick and choose whatever the fuck you want to be true.
>>30123426
That Luna has been working as a double-agent unleashing long-forgotten horrors in an effort to undermine Equestria and Celestia's rule. She found hidden tribes of bat ponies. Revived the changelings. Arranged Discords wards to be weakened. Helped Tirex slip his bonds. (They never did explain how he got out)
Celestia knows. But she's keeping up the pretense because she really wants to be on good terms with her sister again and she's just kinda riding out the storm least to comes to open warfare between the two of them again.
will you be the hero /mlp/ needs?
>>30123418
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers
They do it for free
>>30123418
F O R
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I am an hero that nobody needs.
Can we get a good old fashioned lewd thread going?
>>30122873
that is clearly a butterscotch candy
Today is the Glimmer's birthday
>>30122801
Whoah, Johnjoseco still draws pony stuff?
>>30122820
rarely.
>>30122801
still not too late for an abortion
also, no outside your fucking circlejerk general even cares, you sack of shit
Rainbow Dash the bully!
Let's get some rainbow dash bullying green going.
>>30122416
EQG threads are the best!
>Dashie will never punch you in the gut, forcing you to your knees
>She will never grab your head and shove your face into her crotch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6q43f0jfXA
I did start working on this a while agobut I'll never finish it.
fuck this board