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Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.
Recently Cold File has finished a Job for a mysterious client only going by the Name Wintermute, who had File steal information on an experimental medical procedure.
Then File picked up a Griffin at a bar and went on a date with his Landlord.
Cold File has just met with some potential Clients for his next job, before going on a tour of a appliance and weapons factory, run by the Patwrite corporation.
>Bits: 7572

>GoodGuy -Hacker needed to crack construction printer software.
(You have accepted this job and received 500 bits in advance to sabotage a printer. You plan on setting it up to make a massive skyscraper sized dildo)


>Mr. Brown -Hacker needed for disabling bank security systems.
(Will receive a gun for participating as well as a percentage of the take from a heist. Unfortunately your part of the job must be done on site.)

>Judgment -Hacker needed for breaking into personal E-mails.
(It sounds like they plan on preforming some kind of political assassination with the information you recover if you take this one. Pays 3,800 Bits)

>CB4 – Hacker needed, for disrupting corporate security systems. Protection provided big $$$!
(Three "revolutionaries" Wanted you to help them carry out an armed robbery of a weapons manufacturing factory for some military androids. You told them you might think about it if they get their shit together, since they were very unorganized.)

This is where our story continues.

Archive:
https://www.anonpone.com/semanticerror/

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Drunk bat edition
Previous bag with chips >>29876093

>Bat Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatStoryArchives
http://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (nsfw)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives
>keekeekee
http://batpon.comuv.com/kee

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I brought you blue, Anon.
Lemme smash.

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Previous thread: >>29829396

Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/FingerbangingMLP
Fimfiction Group: http://www.fimfiction.net/group/204505/human-eqg-fingerbang
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>FAQ

>How did this Humanized thread get started? What happened to Fingerbang?

The Humanized thread was created when the various humanized threads (including Fingerbang) on /mlp/ decided to merge. The rest is history.

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So do you guys still hate mandopony?
It's been while since I've been here.

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A friend of mine claims Tara Strong once voiced Twilight Sparkle eroticas and has been trying to find proof of it. Can anyone prove or deny the existence of this claim?

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Why is this commonly accepted as the best EQG movie? It's super lackluster compared to 2 and 3

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You guys see her as cucked, i like to see her as now on the market.

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Alright, kids, listen up.

Last night, I was at my cousin's place, watching his kids. We watched MLP, because I have yet to see anything past S3. Not out of choice, but because I'm a busy fucking guy. If I'm not working, I'm sleeping or shitting. But he was out of town, so fuck it.

We watched the episode where Big Mac gets his "First crush" on some bad OC from the Glimmer episodes. By talking to my brony and ex-brony friends, I've unintentionally absorbed Glimmer-related knowledge. She was one of the losers Glimmer sucked into her cult, which stole Cutie Marks from you to make you even more worthless because when nobody has skill and everyone's miserable, nobody's a loser and nobody is miserable. No wonder glimfags like her so much. Yes, I'm calling them glimfags, despite not really caring about the character any more than I cared about Black Zetsu or Kaguya or any of the other dumb shit that happens in other shows that got dumb. Would it kill you to rub your single brain cells together to think of material more intelligent than "It's p-popular to hate Glimmer so fuk u" and "u a f-faggot"? After that ep, I dropped the show and had the kids watch Code Geass. Jibun fucking Woah, it's good!

Moving on:
Why bother with shipping when the show will throw all ships out of the window at a moment's notice and say "NO! THIS is Big Mac's FIRST CRUSH EVER!"? Not only that, but to say Big Mac has a crush on Sugar Belle, the bootleg fourth-rate Pinkie Pie knockoff from Tardtown? The pony he has no way of meeting or knowing, no reason to love or like? Calling: Bullshit.

This episode was bad. I haven't seen any of the "I'm out" eps from the ex-bronys I know, and after this, you couldn't pay me to. This hurt. I'm not a shipper, but... We officially care about these characters more than the writers.

It's up to us to keep this ride going. Don't like that? Fuck off. Fuck AiE #1122 and fuck other generals, post fanmade content you want recognized/encouraged and want to see more of.

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>Be me
>Playing SSB4 with friend in class cause we have nothing to do
>Decide to fuck with him a little by playing as specific characters

>Peach
>Iggy
>Ness
>Kirby
>Ike
>Pit
>Ike again

>After doing this the first time I use as many pink palette swaps as possible
>He doesn't seem to suspect a thing

One of your threads died for my shitpost. Just talk about anything relevant.

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>wake up
>see this

What do?

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Are anti-bronies still around?

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Say it, let it all out here. All the rage, sadness, whatever

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Hey, I want to enter in your world, where do I start ?

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is it just me or is she getting fat?