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>>30228654
That's what she gets for being a barbie.

>rape

>>30228654
These rumors CAN go away Rarity, if you'll simply have me for dinner

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>>30228455

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>>30228455

>>30228329
You have to be cock vored by Luna. If you survive, you're hired.

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>>30228331
But what if I want to get cockvored by Celly?

You have to run a gauntlet of dicks

>>30228094
I feel bad for it, but I had a hearty kek.

Good shit anon, keep it up

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>>30228094
Funny but I don't know if I really like it so do another.

>>30228094
Sleep with me.

>>30227665
What's this from?

>>30227665
I'm not Rarity, but yes, it is necessary.

>>30227665
These wing ears are fucking cringe.

>>30227242
>no hooves

>>30227242
Not Applejack

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>>30227242
not real

>>30226509
>implying we aren't already from all these beta cucks on the thread today.

>>30226509
>Pretending

>>30226509
The new season is good

>>30226058
Here from my country!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ddVz_WUPGk

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>>30226058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZS36w_fxdg
the best

>>30226058
I hate the dub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZQL-kgauNE

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>>30226052
You mean Lady Legasus?

>>30226052
>Rewatching any episode post season 2
Don't do that

>>30226052
Not true.
I never watched the episode at all.

>>30226078
What you do with your horse with an injury like this?

Well, that's 2:06 of my life wasted.

It seems like you think that is significant but it isn't because the song wasn't about starlight.

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>>30225376

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>>30224789
what if the new based janitor IP pruned your retarded posts?

>>30224793
You'd be banned also.

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>>30224789
We already had the answer 2 years ago

>>30224620
“I’ll take any affectionate care I can get. Although, I trust my mares to decide what’s best for me.”
>All of them either giggle or laugh, nuzzling your entire body.
>”Well then, you better be ready! You just might get sick of us.
“I don’t think I can. By the way, could I get some feeding in before this gets too bad?”
>”Aww, feed away! You honestly deserve it.” Midnight says.
>”And no hard feelings if you get moody like you said you could.” Rusty says.
>You feed off of them, save for Fixit, getting some energy stored up.
>”We will take care of food later, for now, how about we get comfy and set up with something to watch?”
>”Umm… can I make a request?” Breeze asks “The final decision is up to you, Hunter.”
“What is it?”
>”Could we get Sparky and put on the power ponies? I was going to pull him aside to just hangout with him, but I figure if we need to care for you we might as well get us all In here. No big deal if not.”
>Midnight snickers, breeze giving her a happily angry look.
>”I refuse to let a child of mine not see one episode of power ponies.”

>>30224629
Sure! Not knowing a single thing about power ponies is a crime that can not go unpunished..

>>30224629
“Sure! Not knowing a single thing about power ponies is a crime that can not go unpunished.”
>”Yes!”
>Breeze kisses you, quickly getting up and running off.
>”This is why you are my favorite!”
>”Hey!” Midnight says, Fixit snickering.
>”Now I get what ponies mean by growing old and not growing up.”
>They all go back to nuzzling you, Breeze quickly returning with Sparks on her back.
>”You all know I can walk right? Not that I’m complaining.”
>”Hush! And go to your dad!”
>The colt is set down and gets in place with you, Breeze quickly setting up the show.
>”What is this about?” Sparks asks.
>”You’ll see!”
>Breeze gets back to the bed as the show starts, sparks watching as two ponies in space suits explore a surface of sorts.
>”Hey, look at that!”
>”It looks like a giant space dumpster…”
>You sit quietly and watch in silence, Sparks looking confused as the story and action slightly unfolds before moving on to introducing the main cast.
>An Earthpony practicing fighting with a Zebra before a Unicorn goes to talk to them, a Griffon practicing moves of sorts, and a Pegasus doing gymnastics.
>”Ohh! She’s hot.” Midnight says.
>”You haven’t seen this?”
>”No, not at all.”
>The show goes on as the mall gets attacked, the five ponies being transported away to an unknown place.
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Discovery episodes previously aired on Treehouse:
S07E10 - A Royal Problem - June 10
S07E11 - Not Asking For Trouble - June 17

Unaired:
S07E12 - Discordant Harmony
When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
S07E13 - The Perfect Pear
The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
S07E14 - Fame and Misfortune
Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
S07E?? - Triple Threat
Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
S07E?? - Campfire Tales
When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
S07E?? - Daring Done
(synopsis unconfirmed) Rainbow Dash's favorite author announces her retirement. Dash convinces Pinkie Pie to find out if the book on Daring Do will be closed forever.
S07E?? - A Health of Information
While helping Fluttershy gather supplies, Zecora comes down with a terrible disease called Swamp Fever; even though a cure has not been discovered, Fluttershy makes it her mission to heal Zecora no matter what it takes.
S07E?? - To Change A Changeling
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie try to get Thorax's brother Pharynx to accept the new way by sharing love and transforming so he doesn't undermine Thorax's leadership, and that the hive will ultimately accept him.

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S07E?? - It Isn't The Mane Thing About You
When Rarity's shampoo is accidentally switched with Zecora's magical remover potion, she does everything she can to fix her devastated mane in time for an upcoming photo shoot.
S07E?? - Once Upon A Zeppelin
Twilight is torn when she discovers the cruise she and her family are on is a themed vacation experience in which ponies have paid for the privilege of spending time with her, and she must please both her family and the cruise attendees.
S07E?? - Marks and Recreation
Wanting to help as many blank flanks as possible, the CMCs start a Cutie Mark Day Camp, but are surprised when one of their campers doesn't want a cutie mark.
S07E?? - Secrets and Pies
When Pinkie Pie thinks she sees Rainbow Dash throw away one of her pies, she suspects the worst - that Rainbow Dash secretly hates her pies; Pinkie Pie attempts to catch Rainbow Dash in her web of lies.

AJ: Bright Mac and Pear Butter, grampa Old Grand Pear
Romeo & Juliet style duet in flashback.
-5 songs total
-William Shatner & Felicia Day guest-starring
-Pony of Shadows

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>>30223530
Late night Glim

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Wow! No big mistakes this time.
Put a space between "Previous Thread:" and the link next time.

>>30223530
Finally, everything's perfect.