Is this alright? I'm kinda new to this zodiac thing....
>astrology
>2011+6
>5 years after the doomsday
shiggy shooby doo!
>>30933131
You should drop it while you're ahead then, holy shit.
You will gain nothing by learning that shit. Stick to useful things. Likeponies.
>forward
>facing
>eyes
This thread confuses me
>>30933007
Ponies are predatory and omnivorous
This is indicated by their forward facing eyes
>>30933014
So every animal with forward eyes are omnivores?
Princess Flurry Heart LOVES her uncle Anon!
>>30932946
I love her too
>>30932946
Awww Flurry I love you too!
>>30932946
I know I'll never experience fatherhood, so being an Uncle who'd spoil his niece rotten everytime is fine with me.
Imagine that each of the Mane 6 are in romantic relationships. Based off of their personalities, how often do you think each one of them would put out?
>>30932830
BIG CHAOS COCK
BIG BARBED COCK
BIG SPIDERMAN COCK
BIG YAK COCK
BIG MAC COCK
A DYKE
>>30932830
how many levels of cuck are you on
>>30932830
Rarity would put up the act of being a lady and not being easy, but like all women she just doesn't want her friends to think that she's a slut
Pinkie would be up for it 9/10 times that you ask. She would be very...interesting in bed and adventurous
Applejack would likely more appreciate a nice hoof rub at the end of a long day's work. If she happens to feel like it, it may turn into something more
Rainbow Dash would have a sex drive similar to that of a stallion, but insists on being on top. Being a bottom makes her feel weak and feminized.
You would have to get very close to Fluttershy before even making a move. Any sex with her will be more about the love and physical intimacy than anything else. She's also a virgin
Twilight is of course a kissless virgin, and will be beyond awkward in bed. Toothy BJs and bad hoofjobs abound here. She may put out, but I don't think you'd want her to.
The last pony you masturbated to now has the alicorn amulet, what happens?
>>30932667
I don't masturbate to pony. Only to the perfection that is humanized Shimmy
>>30932667
She puts it in her garage next to the christmas decorations or something.
She's already an alicorn, so I don't think she'd have much use for it.
>>30932667
>Twilight with the alicorn amulet
She becomes a unicorn?
*touches horns with you*
*boops your nose without permission*
*tongues horn without consent*
>>30932574
grab coins with me
Who looks the best in their swimsuit: http://www.strawpoll.me/13922216
>>30932422
>no Celestia option
This thread is already shit.
>>30932422
Pinkie is my waifu but Dish looks really good there. I think Pinkie suits cute suits better.
>>30932422
>barbiefags fap to sameface animu shit
Literally why are you still here and not on /a/??
I want Nyx to make this face at me.
>>30932309
mi libro
>>30932309
I want Nyx to do this to herselfpic related
>>30932309
http://asknyxnow-blog.tumblr.com/
>niggerfaggot abandoned his plan of attracting people then making all the pages disgusting fetishes involving Nyx
Do you think he had a change of heart?
part 2
>>30932143
>>30932171
You are still a obese virgin though.
>>30932392
You're mature and important
Applejack should be locked up in a breeding stall and get used by stallions
>>30932089
Yes.
But, big, feral earth stallions. Not puny pony ones.
>>30932097
>see cute horse
>try to kiss it
>it rips its face off and turns into a humam
>>30932097
omg that poor horsie
I got an idea!
Y'know how when dumbass newfags post Pepe to be cool and memey, people respond with "dumb frogposter"?
Well, how about we make an equivalent of that for /mlp/?
FROM NOW ON, WHENEVER SOMEONE POSTS MASTURBOOP OR ANY OTHER GLIM IMAGE COMMONLY USED FOR SHITPOSTING
We don't start arguing with them
We don't post "gas all gilmmerfags" as they usually just keep shitposting in response to that
We just sage and post "dumb glimposter"
Nothing else
Just these two words
Not a single ounce of any other reaction
Just "dumb glimposter"
>>30931924
"dumb frogposter" has never stopped anyone from posting a frog, anon
>>30931924
It's fine with me.
>>30931924
Dumb chikunposter :D
Was this racism?
Everybody's a little bit racist.
>>30931904
It's only racism if it's a white being honest to a nigger.
All pastels look the same to me.
quality thread op.
Ooga Booga Where Da White Women At?
>>30931726
Found new trailer with Capper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k
>>30931728
Fucking hell, who was in charge of the casting? He needs a slick, suave voice. Black or not, he needs to be cool.
>>30931732
I feel like the art design was completely not in the same line of thoughts as the director responsible for casting.
Now we have a black token poor hobo character who is also a thief and goes after rich white pony. His voice makes this movie look racist as the crows in Dumbo.
Well Sherlock, it is shit.
>>30931689
reminder that romania will always be a shithole.
Post the original comic
Reminder that OP is a spanking obsessed tranny who begged Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, and Amnesty International for $400
https://twitter.com/mikenovogel
>fluttershy x discord
>twilight x shadowlock
>rarity x capper
W-who's next?
>>30931670
your mother x your father
>>30931670
rainbow dash and the 1989 equestria wonderbolts