see this
wut do
>>19636911
wonder how I got to singapore
>>19636911
Cum on bus
>>19636911
Fart loudly. Phew, what stinks?
>tfw no wonderbolt Stallionfriend.
Why bother living?
I wish Celestia kept me on the moon.;_;
>>19579500
Dubs confirm Luna is forever alone
Crying Luna always gets to me.
I'm no wonderbolt, but ill brush your mane and keep your wine glass full.
>>19579549
Good man anon
She's a princess, and best princess at that. She at least deserves a little companionship
Funny comics thread anyone? No edgy and feels bullshit. You laugh you lose.
So this happened today.
>Live in Bergen county NJ.
>Work part-time at an art materials store.
>2nd week working there.
>Weekday morning, no one's really shopping.
>Supervisor not telling me to do anything.
>Guy walks in. I greet him.
>Sees me and nods.
>Says nothing and keeps going.
>Comes back less than a minute later.
>Places what he's buying on the counter.
>Several canvases. Paints. Pens. etc.
>Ringing up his purchase.
>Ask if he's paying with cash.
>Says nothing. He's looking around.
>Ask him again politely.
>Sees me trying to get his attention.
>Points to his ear apologetically and scurries for his wallet.
>Notice his undershirt as he's getting his wallet.
>He's wearing what looks like a white t-shirt splotched with black paint.
>There's what looks like an old-fashioned gold key painted on his shirt.
>Deaf. Paint supplies. Painted shirt.
>Recall Subway screencap.
>Pays for his purchase.
>Scribble on a piece of scrap paper.
>Hand it to him with his receipt.
>Wrote down "Are you Deaf Pony Jesus?"
>He stares at the note for a moment and silently chuckles.
>Nods "Yes." and gives me the peace sign and smiles.
>Starts to grab his bags as I point to the note.
>Make a writing gesture and hand him the pen.
>He scribbles down his autograph and takes off.
>He's out the door by the time I look at his signature.
>mfw I fucking met Deaf Pony Jesus and he's a total bro.
>>19557347
who?
fuck, I've been here for what feels like forever and I can't remember this guy
>>19557347
I wouldtip my fedorato this man any day
>>19557347
Anon can you please read me a bed time story so I can fall asleep?
>>19516630
No. I have a waifu.SLAM!
>>19516630
Hush now quiet now...
you asleep yet?
>>19516630
Once upon a time, there were 2 guys and they both fucked. The end!
This is a confession thread, post your deepest darkest secrets or confessions. I know all of you have skeletons in the back of your closet
My confessionI used to wear fedoras to school
>>19513509I enjoyed iCarly
>>19513509
I enjoyed High School Musical
I haven't watched a single second of S4, and I didn't even like S3.
I also have been diagnosed with Asperger's disorder, but, using Game, I have managed to become a smooth-talking pickup artist who gets fucked at least once a week.
ITT: We discuss how MLP has affected us mentally. This is a thread to talk about how your thoughts, preferences, and sensibilities have been affected by watching the show, reading the comics, and or participating in the fandom.
General Topics to Discuss
>Mental Illness
>Depression
>Change In Life Perspectives
>New Outlooks
>Changes In Hopes, Fears, & Desires
>Altered Sleep Patterns
>Dreams
>Lucid Dreams & WILD
>Hypnosis
>Tulpas
>Hallucinations
>Changes In Habits & Subconscious Tendencies
>Changes In Word Association
This thread is not intended to be a forum of discussion for board policies, janitorial practices, supernatural phenomena, or to discuss the life and works of Penn Jillette. Any posts of this nature are likely intended to derail the thread and should be observed politely but otherwise ignored. This being said, if someone asks a legitimate question I would ask that you answer it to the best of your ability.
Also, this thread is intended to discuss general societal norms and practices. This is intended to be a personal discussion about how MLP has affected you and a place where you can field questions to others about the same topic.
>>19494168
Well, I already fucked up the OP
It was supposed to say that "this thread is NOT intended to discuss general societal norms and practices."
The biggest effect it has had on me is it revived my passion for drawing. Also I'll never see an equine flank the same way ever again.
>>19494168
I've deeply explored my anal fixation via the magic of pony butts
Sweetie Belle has the most kissable lips.
Prove me wrong
Protip:you can't
>>19489655
I am being torn apart by visions of horse lips.
>>19489655
Interesting theory, I'd love to discuss it. Meanwhile, why don't you take a seat?
>>19489655
All fillies have the same facial structure, there, proven wrong.
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape refers to a collection of stories about the ponies from MLP trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants.
Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
////
>"Oh no, the old thread has 404'd. However shall I read rape stories now?"
Fear not, anon! For we have an archive!
>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/
>Copy the link to the old thread (>>19183201)
>Paste it in the 'view post' search bar
>Hit enter
>Catch up on all those lovely stories
For the superior lurkers using 4chanX:
>Activate:
404 Redirect: Redirect dead threads and images
Resurrect Quotes: Linkify dead quotes to archives
>Click on the backlink to the previous thread in the OP
>???
>Great success!
/////
New threads are made when we are near the bump limit (500 posts).
Don't make them too early, threads still stay up for several hours after bump limit has been reached.
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Cellist Octavia wrote a script that alerts you when users pastebins are updated.
Find it here: http://code.google.com/p/pastebin-subscriber/
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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy.
Write in the second person, and preface your lines with ‘>’ – this is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
http://pastebin.com/uXvpYYzS
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
Collection of most stories of the regular writefags:
http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Got a request for idea or story? We'll add it to the pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Old thread: >>19183201
>>19330927
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Lee Sin is best champion
/mlp/ what do you think about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf_AiMA0G5s
>content must be show related, not fandom related
>do you even read the easy to follow rules?
>>19470247
autism/10
>>19470247
Every time I meet a brony who looks like this, his favorite pony is Pinkie Pie, without exception.
>meeting brodles
>>19418051
>>19418051
>Sperglords: Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity
>nor/mlp/eople: Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, and Applejack
Barely getting by edition.
>Previous Box: >>19064532
>>"What is Homeless Whore?"
>Basically, it can follow any trend; one shot, slice of life, AiE, and it revolves around a pony down on their luck who sells him or herself for bits in order to survive. And it's slowly turning into a general.
>General Pastebin (somewhat behind): http://pastebin.com/u/WhorePonyThread
>Image archive:
http://ujeb.se/WhorePonyThread
http://ujeb.se/CrackPone
>Some of our semi-regular Writers:
>diatomic.ge !!gUM0q5Hjz9V: http://pastebin.com/u/diatomic-ge
>Dwindled Fairy
>Lys !W7QlvkmIRY: http://pastebin.com/u/LysEVE
>Rm !!NF3hs7ZJYmh
>S. Nowball !qMSY7j6i0g: http://pastebin.com/u/S_Noble
>TypoGuy !UnFGLqKfZ.: http://pastebin.com/u/TypoGuy
crackfag reporting in
>>19302478
What a sad pony.
>>19303358
You may see sadness, anon, but I see something far grander. I see hope for a better life, and all the fear and trepidation that comes along with it.
But she has no need to fear. A warm and loving life awaits her, if only she crosses into the light of a new dawn.Or maybe it ends in>hugs,who knows.
Previous Thread: >>19132411
So, someone found 2 mediocre MLP dress up games on the internet, and /mlp/ in all its perverted glory, is in the process of turning them into 1 rather good adult MLP dress up game.
Edited Game (NSFW):
>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/136942410/mf/undressed_magical_friends.html
Original games:
>http://www.dressupwho.com/magical-friends-dress-up-11397.html
>http://www.dressupwho.com/magical-friends-dress-up-2-11816.html
Contributions are always welcome! The kinds of things to add include clothes, hairstyles, facial expressions, hats and other accessories, and the like. Base models are available in both vector and raster formats for your favorite art program. Send your completed work to CW at [email protected] and/or post it here to make sure he gets it.
Bases (Vector, includes hair and undies):
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/owq46w4bsfldzz7/magical-friends-all-bases.svg
Bases (Raster):
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/gi5pzli266bpdq3/magical-friends-all-bases.png
Changelog:
>http://pastebin.com/mwyvzr3h
Request List:
>https://notes.typo3.org/p/UMF_checklist
Backup Request List:
>http://pastebin.com/EsgAEWci
>>19321098
Sorry I missed the end of the last thread, I've had little time for 4Chan recently.
oh god, i had a panic attack when i updated my watcher and the thread died
Good to see this thread back. Now, lets see some content produced, Random Anons!
God tier only
>>19328021
>>19328021
what if we had a bad screencap thread? caps that make you feel bad on the inside.
This was beautiful
Rainbow Dash doesn't like other ponies touching her hooves becauseit gets her off
Post hooves.