>under staff
>un safe
>letting stangers walk in to the school with no visitor pass
>let's kids roam the halls
Crstyal prep is better
>>30685376
Crystal Prep WAS better.
But apparently Principal Cinch methods were too 'harsh' for sensitive parents, so they had to replace her with Slutty McSlutty. Who of course decided to hire her husband without a selection.
>>30685395
Unfortunately, her autism kept her from succeeding. She resigned voluntarily, remember?
>>30685401
>voluntarily
>he believes what he's been told by the media
Sure thing, anon. What else, are you also going to tell me CHS students have ""magic"" powers because Friendship?
JUSTICE FOR CINCH
Lyra is best Mommy
>>30685354
She's not a mommy. Unless you're talking about her spiders, but that's more like livestock.
>>30685354
>Not having a Nightmare Nyx mom
>>30685354
That's the cutest little dance done by the cutest little pone.
What if treehugger was your housemate and she would rather you have sex with her instead of paying your part of the rent?
She'd cover the rent but you'd have to go down on her sweaty bushy muff.
>Deleted the previous thread
>Remade it without breaking the rules
Bravo, OP. You deserve a bump.
Also, I fail to see the catch: a qt poner offering me money to have sex with her? Fuck yes.
Even tho it seems a bit uncharacteristic for her.
Uhm, is she a changeling?
>>30685362
>Even tho it seems a bit uncharacteristic for her.
Taking the landlord in the ponut to cover both rents.
Or paying with her lmaoweedcash.
>>30685347
Shes a lesbo, so no luck
Why aren't you christian my bronies?
>>30685281
this is a christian board.
>>30685281
>Being a Christcuck
>>>/pol/
>>30685281
Religion is a meme. The existence of deities can neither be proven nor denied.
Which pony is most likely to accept bits in return for sex?
Which is least likely?
How would they react?
>>30685226
Your big fat mama hahahahahaha
>>30685226
My guess is Pinkie pie.
She probably really needs the bits because she's poor, single, and has sever autism.
It's likely that she survives on a diet of crusty cakes and top ramen.
If you where to regularly hit her up for sex she'd probably jump at the opportunity.
And she'd probably be bad at it too.
>>30685235
Damn son XD.
You really got me.
Rekt!!
come and create some abominations
Design some Librarians of the /PEACE\ Cult
what do?
>>30685006
Unironicly kys
>>30685055
What if he kills himself ironicly ?
>>30685055
you do know i'm the red haired brown bat pony not the nazi right?
Why does lewd content for MLP need to be restricted to 18+? They aren't human, after all...
because mods are attracted to members of the same sex
>>30684880
Because this is a safe content board. Trash exist for all that shit.
If we allow porn we will also allow fetishes (fat, foot, scat, diapers, gore, pedo, etc.) And many others disgusting people.
The idea of /mlp/ was to put all pony spammers in a single board ,attract and convert normal people.
We still have some really cringy threads.
>>30684933
They let little kids read national geographic magazines where animals fuck each other all the time, let them listen to music about sex and drugs, and then sit them down in front of tvs to watch women dressed in the skimpiest clothing they can legally wear get drunk and swear at each other before getting smashed. If kids can do that, then why can't fully grown adults look at horse porn on the internet?
Cadence what the fuck.
You're a married mare.
Four years and I'm still disappointed nothing came of that. It would have been cute.
Candyass knows all about her husband's mistress.
>>30684873
Fuck this part was so cringy. This entire movie was cringy really.
Why does everyone think that Twilight losing her wings will automatically make her stop being a princess?
>>30684818
Get a name so I can filter you already
>>30684818
Cause she's a bitch and that's where she belongs.
>>30684825
>>30684860
Uhhh...
Thing they'll use her this finale or hold off again?
>>30684785
I dont want to see her in the show ever again.
Its better this way.
>>30684785
I would rather they not taint her memory and who she is, unless there are plans for a romance between her and twilight. When the changelings permanently changed was when the show died.
Since /mlp/ has gone without a /bug/ thread for a while now, let's make this the next one.
>>30685328
The S6 finale really did kill off that last part of me that had faith in the show and its writers. I suspect that was the same for a number of people.
Also /bug/ fucked off to a Discord somewhere and almost never make threads anymore.
What series of events or reactions would unfold if the pony in the pic of attached to very thread said the following sentence to Anon?
>The king of Saddle Arabia will start a war if you don't marry her daughter. I know this is hard, considering how ugly she is, but Equestria depends on you...
>>30684770
Rulefag would probably show up to mock you.
>>30684770
>The King
>Her Daughter
>King
>Her
Retard.
>>30684778
Are you assuming xe gender, Anon?
i want to cum inside rainbow dash.
Seems like alot to do for a Klondike bar Anon.
Dashfags are bestfags
Ich möchte in Rainbow Dash kommen.
W-well, my rent is due soon...and I did blow all the cash my parents gave me this month...
Y-you promise not to tell anyone right?
Is that Chinese cash?
>>30684763
>He says while breaking multiple rules
>>30684759
Nipponese
Serbia Stronk.
>>30684648
>I added a horse to muh /pol/tard thread lol xd
>>30684670
Its a poner, not a horse you ironic shitposter.
>>30684675
Why don't you go back to your offsite buttfuck party